The girl next door to Emma is too playful, I'm afraid
Chapter 17 The Legend of the Egg Man
People who are sick generally have a bad temper, and this effect is doubled on Han Xiao
look at her face
Hehe sneered a few times: "Are you sick, pretending to be silent and being cool!"
"Don't give up the treatment, you'll be cute after taking the medicine!" Yue Ting poker-faced, took out an egg from the box, and stuffed it into Han Xiao's open mouth.
There is a strange smell!
Han Xiao smelled the Life Fen (M Gong) fight that she made all morning, and her mouth, nose and stomach could not help being stimulated. She didn't even have time to take out the egg, so she opened her mouth in disgust, and the egg followed the uncontrollable falling teeth "Crackling..."
egg yolk
Yue Ting: "..." Suddenly, I am not angry anymore, being hung up on the phone a few times is a fart, and being blacklisted is all it takes
"Neverma!"
Han Xiao wanted to cry without tears, wiped her face with a tissue in her pocket, and took a few sips. Anyway, she would never communicate with a woman who was bad and malicious. Lost, you deserve it, Han Xiao, from now on, bridge to bridge, road to bridge, break up friendship!
"you……"
Yan Quan went downstairs. Just now a buddy asked him out for a drink. He heard someone talking while he was still upstairs. Now he saw two people, one was clean, the other was covered with egg yolk, and he couldn't bear to look directly at them.Yan Quan couldn't help interjecting, "If you have anything to say, wait until you wash it off!"
Wash you... The curse words behind are too vulgar!
Han Xiao became even more frustrated, and hated Yue Ting to the core, wanting to scratch her as soon as she went up.Yue Ting had a cold face, with one hand in his pocket, not apologetic at all, while Yan Quan caught Han Xiao's slap and frowned, "Okay, don't make trouble."
"I didn't make trouble!"
The sister-in-law trotted back, panting, "Han Xiao, Han Xiao..." The sister-in-law wanted to tell her not to yell so loudly, think about it, the face is full of juice, it is really ugly, no goddess can do it like that Let's show some shame in front of the so-called male god you admire.
"Sister-in-law!" Han Xiao was aggrieved, holding back his curse words, can't he tear up the bitch?Why did Yan Quan stand in Yue Ting's position indiscriminately? Any fool can see that she is at a disadvantage, okay?
One word: capitalized ugly!
"You can smash it back."
When Han Xiao went upstairs, Yue Ting spoke suddenly.
"Ha ha!"
"Let's go." Sister-in-law firmly grabbed Han Xiao's arm.
There were only two people left in the corridor.
Yue Ting stood against the wall, with one heel slightly touching the corner of the wall, and the hair behind the ears fell to her face little by little.Yan Quan stood with her for 2 minutes before saying, "Shall I take you upstairs?"
"No, thank you." Yue Ting refused.
Yan Quan sighed.After all, in the normal way of getting along with men and women, girls who have just quarreled with someone will always ask back in this situation, "You didn't ask me why I quarreled"?
Yue Ting left alone
After opening the door, a gust of hot air burst out, and the room temperature was just right
Parents are still at work and haven't come home, so the room is quiet.Yue Ting took off her coat, put the eggs and snails in the box into the refrigerator, took the instant noodles directly to the kitchen, boiled the water, and threw the noodles into the pot.A few minutes later, I ate noodles with cooked quail eggs. After thinking about it, I went to the cabinet to get the intestines I bought yesterday.
Today's appetite is particularly good, and I can't feel full after two buckets of noodles.
After 3 o'clock in the afternoon
Yue Ting walked to the piano in the corner of the bedroom, pressed the keys, thump, thump, thump...
Han Xiao lay on the bed and slept for more than an hour. After waking up, she leaned against the pillow and was in a daze. Her face was corroded with all kinds of cosmetics from her sister-in-law. There were all kinds of milk fragrance and rose fragrance. , so how she will face strange things like eggs in the future, the shadow is so big with two arms around it.
"Don't be like a confinement child, can you do it!" The sister-in-law was heartbroken, and she silently dragged and threw a few dirty clothes worn by Han Xiao in the washing machine. She really felt that she was very similar to the old lady, "I Now I especially need your brother's warm chest and broad shoulders!"
"This is incomprehensible to me, a magician who has never been in a relationship." Han Xiao spread her hands. If anyone said she was single earlier, she would really hate it. The person who hates showing affection the most is Happy to donate gasoline lighters.But after Yue Ting's blow, she seemed to have suddenly realized that as long as the place she lives in doesn't smell bad, it's no big deal.
"Although your jar is worn out, it can still be sent to a repair shop for repairs."
"..."
Han Xiao curled his lips, expressing that he would never be able to communicate normally with the stupid human beings on the earth, so he should eat melons online and be a spectator.But she didn't post today, her hands were itchy, and this time she cleverly re-registered a vest. In order not to be ripped off, the style of her post has changed, which is not surprising at all!
Title: [After being smashed with egg liquid all over the face, the male god finished looking at his embarrassed appearance]
Content: Diarrhea in the morning, lack of energy, going out in the afternoon, stuffing a raw egg into the mouth
I really wanted to fight with her, but the male god stopped me in time to protect the woman who made the first move, and suddenly felt no love
First floor: I feel sorry for the landlord, please find a new male god
Second Floor: You need a male ticket that can protect you from wind and rain
Third Floor: Don’t blame the dog for worrying about Baozi
Fourth Floor: Can this be tolerated?
Fifth floor: After reading this post, I was aggrieved for half a month
Sixth Floor: Contrary to the landlord, I suddenly feel that the world is in love again
Floor 1: Why?
2nd floor: What the floor owner means is that the host is a silly sweet white
Seventh floor: I am also a male god, why no one loves me?
Eighth floor: let the storm come more violently
Ninth Floor: The City Can Play
Tenth Floor: Fire Tong Liu Ming
Eleventh Floor: Am I the only one who thinks this post is dirty →_→
Floor 1: You said that, I seem to see it too. . . . . . .
Twelfth Floor: Wait for me upstairs, you are not alone^_^O(∩_∩)O haha~
The thirteenth floor: The face is covered with egg liquid, smiling without saying a word!
[-]th floor: post dirty master
Han Xiao: ...So I'm the only one with a serious face?
[-]pm
knocking
The sister-in-law opened the door and entered the room, and said with a smile: "Your guest is here, why don't you go out and have a look?"
"Who is it?" Han Xiao kicked the quilt, fell asleep a bit, rubbed his hair and went out, Yan Quan was chatting with Han's father and mother, chatting about the housework, um, Yan Quan's ancestor board was planed over and over again.Han Xiao suddenly felt ashamed, couldn't listen anymore, interrupted hastily, "You guys, what are you doing?"
Dad Han: "..."
Mother Han: "..."
Yan Quan handed over a plastic bag of snacks at hand, "I bought it for you!"
"You..." Han Xiao scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "What are you doing!"
Han Ling covered his face and rubbed his ears vigorously, sister, don't speak in such a strange way, I know you are nervous, stop pulling your hair so hard, it's embarrassing!
The sister-in-law laughed hard.
Han Xiao became even more depressed. He always felt that the relationship between this family and Yan Quan was somewhat weird.
look at her face
Hehe sneered a few times: "Are you sick, pretending to be silent and being cool!"
"Don't give up the treatment, you'll be cute after taking the medicine!" Yue Ting poker-faced, took out an egg from the box, and stuffed it into Han Xiao's open mouth.
There is a strange smell!
Han Xiao smelled the Life Fen (M Gong) fight that she made all morning, and her mouth, nose and stomach could not help being stimulated. She didn't even have time to take out the egg, so she opened her mouth in disgust, and the egg followed the uncontrollable falling teeth "Crackling..."
egg yolk
Yue Ting: "..." Suddenly, I am not angry anymore, being hung up on the phone a few times is a fart, and being blacklisted is all it takes
"Neverma!"
Han Xiao wanted to cry without tears, wiped her face with a tissue in her pocket, and took a few sips. Anyway, she would never communicate with a woman who was bad and malicious. Lost, you deserve it, Han Xiao, from now on, bridge to bridge, road to bridge, break up friendship!
"you……"
Yan Quan went downstairs. Just now a buddy asked him out for a drink. He heard someone talking while he was still upstairs. Now he saw two people, one was clean, the other was covered with egg yolk, and he couldn't bear to look directly at them.Yan Quan couldn't help interjecting, "If you have anything to say, wait until you wash it off!"
Wash you... The curse words behind are too vulgar!
Han Xiao became even more frustrated, and hated Yue Ting to the core, wanting to scratch her as soon as she went up.Yue Ting had a cold face, with one hand in his pocket, not apologetic at all, while Yan Quan caught Han Xiao's slap and frowned, "Okay, don't make trouble."
"I didn't make trouble!"
The sister-in-law trotted back, panting, "Han Xiao, Han Xiao..." The sister-in-law wanted to tell her not to yell so loudly, think about it, the face is full of juice, it is really ugly, no goddess can do it like that Let's show some shame in front of the so-called male god you admire.
"Sister-in-law!" Han Xiao was aggrieved, holding back his curse words, can't he tear up the bitch?Why did Yan Quan stand in Yue Ting's position indiscriminately? Any fool can see that she is at a disadvantage, okay?
One word: capitalized ugly!
"You can smash it back."
When Han Xiao went upstairs, Yue Ting spoke suddenly.
"Ha ha!"
"Let's go." Sister-in-law firmly grabbed Han Xiao's arm.
There were only two people left in the corridor.
Yue Ting stood against the wall, with one heel slightly touching the corner of the wall, and the hair behind the ears fell to her face little by little.Yan Quan stood with her for 2 minutes before saying, "Shall I take you upstairs?"
"No, thank you." Yue Ting refused.
Yan Quan sighed.After all, in the normal way of getting along with men and women, girls who have just quarreled with someone will always ask back in this situation, "You didn't ask me why I quarreled"?
Yue Ting left alone
After opening the door, a gust of hot air burst out, and the room temperature was just right
Parents are still at work and haven't come home, so the room is quiet.Yue Ting took off her coat, put the eggs and snails in the box into the refrigerator, took the instant noodles directly to the kitchen, boiled the water, and threw the noodles into the pot.A few minutes later, I ate noodles with cooked quail eggs. After thinking about it, I went to the cabinet to get the intestines I bought yesterday.
Today's appetite is particularly good, and I can't feel full after two buckets of noodles.
After 3 o'clock in the afternoon
Yue Ting walked to the piano in the corner of the bedroom, pressed the keys, thump, thump, thump...
Han Xiao lay on the bed and slept for more than an hour. After waking up, she leaned against the pillow and was in a daze. Her face was corroded with all kinds of cosmetics from her sister-in-law. There were all kinds of milk fragrance and rose fragrance. , so how she will face strange things like eggs in the future, the shadow is so big with two arms around it.
"Don't be like a confinement child, can you do it!" The sister-in-law was heartbroken, and she silently dragged and threw a few dirty clothes worn by Han Xiao in the washing machine. She really felt that she was very similar to the old lady, "I Now I especially need your brother's warm chest and broad shoulders!"
"This is incomprehensible to me, a magician who has never been in a relationship." Han Xiao spread her hands. If anyone said she was single earlier, she would really hate it. The person who hates showing affection the most is Happy to donate gasoline lighters.But after Yue Ting's blow, she seemed to have suddenly realized that as long as the place she lives in doesn't smell bad, it's no big deal.
"Although your jar is worn out, it can still be sent to a repair shop for repairs."
"..."
Han Xiao curled his lips, expressing that he would never be able to communicate normally with the stupid human beings on the earth, so he should eat melons online and be a spectator.But she didn't post today, her hands were itchy, and this time she cleverly re-registered a vest. In order not to be ripped off, the style of her post has changed, which is not surprising at all!
Title: [After being smashed with egg liquid all over the face, the male god finished looking at his embarrassed appearance]
Content: Diarrhea in the morning, lack of energy, going out in the afternoon, stuffing a raw egg into the mouth
I really wanted to fight with her, but the male god stopped me in time to protect the woman who made the first move, and suddenly felt no love
First floor: I feel sorry for the landlord, please find a new male god
Second Floor: You need a male ticket that can protect you from wind and rain
Third Floor: Don’t blame the dog for worrying about Baozi
Fourth Floor: Can this be tolerated?
Fifth floor: After reading this post, I was aggrieved for half a month
Sixth Floor: Contrary to the landlord, I suddenly feel that the world is in love again
Floor 1: Why?
2nd floor: What the floor owner means is that the host is a silly sweet white
Seventh floor: I am also a male god, why no one loves me?
Eighth floor: let the storm come more violently
Ninth Floor: The City Can Play
Tenth Floor: Fire Tong Liu Ming
Eleventh Floor: Am I the only one who thinks this post is dirty →_→
Floor 1: You said that, I seem to see it too. . . . . . .
Twelfth Floor: Wait for me upstairs, you are not alone^_^O(∩_∩)O haha~
The thirteenth floor: The face is covered with egg liquid, smiling without saying a word!
[-]th floor: post dirty master
Han Xiao: ...So I'm the only one with a serious face?
[-]pm
knocking
The sister-in-law opened the door and entered the room, and said with a smile: "Your guest is here, why don't you go out and have a look?"
"Who is it?" Han Xiao kicked the quilt, fell asleep a bit, rubbed his hair and went out, Yan Quan was chatting with Han's father and mother, chatting about the housework, um, Yan Quan's ancestor board was planed over and over again.Han Xiao suddenly felt ashamed, couldn't listen anymore, interrupted hastily, "You guys, what are you doing?"
Dad Han: "..."
Mother Han: "..."
Yan Quan handed over a plastic bag of snacks at hand, "I bought it for you!"
"You..." Han Xiao scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "What are you doing!"
Han Ling covered his face and rubbed his ears vigorously, sister, don't speak in such a strange way, I know you are nervous, stop pulling your hair so hard, it's embarrassing!
The sister-in-law laughed hard.
Han Xiao became even more depressed. He always felt that the relationship between this family and Yan Quan was somewhat weird.
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