I am slightly cute
Chapter 2 The whole person is like mentally retarded!
King Lin really did as he did, picked up the note given by Xiao Suji, held Shangfang's sword in his hand, Han Jingzhi's veins jumped, his face flushed red, he stumbled and said, "I am...I am a Just... Your Majesty, can I read silently?"
Xiao Suji was a little disappointed, and said with regret: "Can't Aiqing really shout out to frighten him?"
Han Jingzhi said nonsense calmly: "Communication with evil spirits depends on thoughts, not volume."
Xiao Suji thought about it, after all, the eldest nephew is the head of the beast, what he said should be true, otherwise I would sleep in the bedroom every day, sometimes secretly hide chicken legs and gnaw in the middle of the night, sometimes read the little porn book, Xie Chong never spoke to me, probably because I have no culture, no, no ideas.
"Then I will play the rhythm for Aiqing, and Aiqing will read along with my rhythm in her heart. Papa papa papa papa!" Xiao Suji clapped his hands cooperatively.
Han Jingzhi: "..." I really want to stab you to death with a sword.
"Clap clap clap clap clap clap!"
The emperor actually took pictures.
"Clap clap clap clap"
Let me go home!
"Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!"
Is this the retribution for seeking power and usurping the throne?
Han Jingzhi finally walked out of the emperor's bedroom under Xiao Suji's contented smile. Just as he went out, he met Wang Guofu's surprised face. Wang Guofu's legs trembled and he forced a smile, but his expression was extremely ugly.King Lin came out, could it be the emperor who died?Damn...are you the first poor little boy to witness the regicide?What will King Lin do?kill yourself or...
clack.
Wang Guofu was stunned when he saw the silver ingot in his hand, he actually bought him!That's right, after all, I am the emperor's own person, and I still have some convincing words. King Lin bought me, and the imperial decree and title of succession in the future will be easy to handle. Not used to it.
Although there is still a slight reluctance to the emperor, but the court fighting is really beyond his control!We can only show a good performance in front of the new master, so as to prevent King Lin from killing the donkey. Thinking of this, Wang Guofu cleared his throat, his knees softened, and he said loudly, "Your Majesty!"
"Hey! What are you looking for?" Xiao Suji was eating crystal cakes in the room, and when he heard Wang Guofu screaming at the top of his throat, he responded vaguely with the cake stuffed in his mouth. It was really too hungry for me to move. Fuck your ass, or I really want to see what's going on outside.
"No...no, no, no!" Wang Guofu was stunned, did they both die?How is this going?What about an ambush!What about regicide!
"Come with me, Wang Gonggong, I'll ask you something." Han Jingzhi seriously took Wang Guofu's hand, pulled him behind the rockery, and under Wang Guofu's pitiful eyes, he let out a long sigh.
"King Lin, what... what's the matter?" Did King Lin notice the scene where King Lin called the emperor just now?Do you feel like you're on board a rebellious ship?But since the emperor is not dead, even if it's nothing, I can't rebel!
"Let me ask you, has anything happened to the emperor recently?" The tyrant behaved so strangely today, it was absolutely abnormal, and he didn't look like he was putting on a show, but he seemed mentally retarded.
"No...no." Except that I prefer to eat snacks and roast duck, I don't like to read memorials and classics, and let myself sneak a few books of male and female eroticism from time to time, there seems to be nothing special, right?
"Did the emperor suffer from some kind of disease?" Han Jingzhi couldn't ask any more obvious questions, he just said, don't be stupid, the emperor.
"Uh...I'm not sick, but..." Wang Guofu narrowed his eyes and recalled.
"But what?" Han Jingzhi was nervous.
"Didn't the emperor kill some corrupt officials some time ago? He didn't execute the wives of those corrupt officials. Instead, he brought them to the palace and played a strange game. He asked those women to please him one by one. Who can get him?" For the sake of fairness, the emperor even blindfolded himself." Wang Guofu said.
Han Jingzhi frowned, he didn't want to hear the ridiculous deeds of this tyrant at all, those corrupt officials didn't deserve to die, at most they were a little greedy, but they still made great contributions to Da Qi.But Xiao Suji let them kill each other in the prison. Whoever can gouge out everyone's eyes with a knife and survive to the end can keep the whole body. Unexpectedly, he even brought the family's female relatives into the palace obscene - play.
"Among them is the concubine of an adult. She didn't try her best to win the Emperor's favor, but stuck to the Emperor's ear and said a word to the Emperor." Wang Guofu swallowed nervously.
"What did you say?" Han Jingzhi held his breath and concentrated.
"She said that the emperor is mentally ill!" Wang Guofu smiled miserably. If others asked him about these things, he would never say them, but King Lin was an exception. Maybe he would be the new master in the future, just for fun Woolen cloth?
"Sick? And then? Did the emperor kill her?" Han Jingzhi's eyes widened, and he did seem to be sick. Based on Xiao Suji's neurotic appearance today, who would think that he was not sick.
"Uh... before the emperor had time to kill her, she grabbed the emperor's hair, and before the emperor could react, she slammed it against the bedpost, and the emperor was... abrupt I was knocked unconscious, and my head was swollen with a big lump, and it took me a long time to wake up." Wang Guofu said, this thing is really amazing, how much strength a woman can have, and knocked the emperor so hard.
"Didn't kill her after waking up?" Han Jingzhi was puzzled. With the tyrant's means, it would be abnormal not to kill this woman.
"That woman...is nowhere to be found." Wang Guofu shook his head and sighed.
"Can't find it? Why?"
"It happens that there are quite a lot of wives among the adults whose houses were ransacked. The concubines in the main house and the concubines in the conservatory plus the maids in the conservatory, add up to nearly a hundred people. Everyone is wearing prison uniforms, and the emperor is blindfolded. When the woman returned to the crowd, she went back to the house again. I can't find it either."
How can it be?Han Jingzhi fell into deep thought, a woman knocked the emperor unconscious, not only did she not die but she could not be found anymore, but with Xiao Suji's habit, shouldn't all these women be killed?
Wang Guofu saw Han Jingzhi's doubts, and quickly explained: "After the emperor woke up, he didn't seem to be angry at all, but he was very good at eating and playing. At night, he... went to the imperial dining room to look for it himself, and the rest It’s no different.” Wang Guofu smiled awkwardly, he wanted to say stealing, but it was wrong, the whole world belongs to the emperor, so he could steal it.
Could it be that such a knock made the emperor stupid?And that woman who said the emperor was mentally ill, who is it?There were so many people at that time, but no one could recognize her?
"Families of criminal officials..." Han Jingzhi asked.
"Oh, I was raised in the imperial garden by the emperor to grow flowers and plants. The emperor said that he could not eat food for free. He felt distressed, so he drove back the craftsmen hired by the palace and asked them to plant them. To be honest, the planting was really good."
Han Jingzhi: "..."
Thinking all the way out of the palace gate, Han Jingzhi absent-mindedly wanted to get on his horse, when he saw a white figure rushing towards him like a whirlwind, scaring him almost spraining his feet.
"Brother Jiang." Han Jingzhi cupped his hands.
Taishi made Jiang Yibai's eyes reddened, and he choked up several times, with a white belt still wrapped around his waist cuffs, he held onto Han Jingzhi's hand tightly: "Brother Han, I'm ready to wear sackcloth and filial piety for you!"
Han Jingzhi shook back affectionately: "Brother Jiang, that's not the way to wear hemp and mourning."
"I'm so scared!" After Jiang Yibai finished speaking, he laughed bitterly, pulled the white belt around his waist, and finally let go of his heart.
"Brother Jiang, let's go back to the house first, and I have something strange to tell you." Han Jingzhi's expression became serious, and he stretched out his hand to let Jiang Yibai, and the two stepped onto the horse one after another.
Jiang Yibai knew in his heart that King Lin probably got some important information during this interview, and the person who got the information was safe, which made Jiang Yibai feel a little relieved, but Han Jingzhi's stern expression made him feel uncertain. , Could it be that the emperor noticed something?
These two are quite skilled, but they don't like to be accompanied by guards. They just walk and chat like this, slowly leading the horse. Jiang Yibai wants to ask Lin Wang what is the important matter, but the street is really not a discussion The good time for this kind of thing can only be held in my heart, and I can say something casually.
"Brother Han, my house is relatively close, why not have a light meal at my house today." Jiang Yibai said.
Han Jingzhi nodded: "Alright."
The two rode all the way to the gate of Jiang Yibai's mansion, and before they got off their horses, a doorman ran over in a panic.
"Oh my god, master, why are you taking your time? The palace has passed the decree!" The butler sweated profusely and grabbed Jiang Yibai's sleeve, pulling him off the horse.
"Ah?" Jiang Yibai was also stunned, and broke out in a cold sweat for a moment. It is not a good thing for him to be summoned by the emperor alone as a historian. At this moment, Jiang Yibai has already sang several dramas in his heart.
such as.
The tyrannical little emperor and the staunch Taishi Ling!
Talking about the past and the present: the secret history of Daqi's historian!
A murder caused by a pen!
The domineering emperor threatens my bloodthirsty king!
Wang Guofu ran out with the hem of his clothes up, saw Han Jingzhi and Jiang Yibai at a glance, and immediately greeted him with a smile: "Oh, His Royal Highness Lin Wang met again, Mr. Tai Shiling, the emperor is waiting for you, hurry up!" Come with me!"
"No...don't read the imperial decree anymore?" Jiang Yibai's face turned pale.
"Um... my lord, do you still want this edict?" Wang Guofu took out a piece of crumpled rice paper from his pocket. On the paper was a fat and big white rabbit. A palace character was written, and there were a few oily handprints that smelled like roast duck on the paper.
"Well... dare to ask my father-in-law, what is the explanation?" Even though this imperial decree was a bit unacceptable, Jiang Yibai still kept it properly. Even if it is not kept at home, it will be taught in the future Negative textbook for my son to study hard.
"Just let you enter the palace." Wang Guofu smiled.
"This rabbit..." Jiang Yibai hesitated.
"My lord, there are not many animals that the emperor can draw, and you can get one more." How can you not be grateful to Dade?There are so many civil and military officials in the Manchu Dynasty, when did you see the emperor paint their portraits?
Jiang Yibai rolled his eyes silently, why must it be an animal, is it not good to say that people's names are bad?
"Brother Jiang, hurry back." Han Jingzhi patted Jiang Yibai's shoulder.
"Brother Han, this is..." Jiang Yibai hesitated in his heart, but seeing that King Lin didn't seem to be in a panic, he presumably knew what was going on with the emperor, so he asked.
Han Jingzhi looked up at the sky: "Maybe I'm looking for you to dance the master."
The author has something to say: Xiao Suji: Aiqing, I'm in a mess today, so I can't study with Aiqing.
Han Jingzhi: ...I thought that I was studying with the emperor.
Xiao Suji was a little disappointed, and said with regret: "Can't Aiqing really shout out to frighten him?"
Han Jingzhi said nonsense calmly: "Communication with evil spirits depends on thoughts, not volume."
Xiao Suji thought about it, after all, the eldest nephew is the head of the beast, what he said should be true, otherwise I would sleep in the bedroom every day, sometimes secretly hide chicken legs and gnaw in the middle of the night, sometimes read the little porn book, Xie Chong never spoke to me, probably because I have no culture, no, no ideas.
"Then I will play the rhythm for Aiqing, and Aiqing will read along with my rhythm in her heart. Papa papa papa papa!" Xiao Suji clapped his hands cooperatively.
Han Jingzhi: "..." I really want to stab you to death with a sword.
"Clap clap clap clap clap clap!"
The emperor actually took pictures.
"Clap clap clap clap"
Let me go home!
"Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!"
Is this the retribution for seeking power and usurping the throne?
Han Jingzhi finally walked out of the emperor's bedroom under Xiao Suji's contented smile. Just as he went out, he met Wang Guofu's surprised face. Wang Guofu's legs trembled and he forced a smile, but his expression was extremely ugly.King Lin came out, could it be the emperor who died?Damn...are you the first poor little boy to witness the regicide?What will King Lin do?kill yourself or...
clack.
Wang Guofu was stunned when he saw the silver ingot in his hand, he actually bought him!That's right, after all, I am the emperor's own person, and I still have some convincing words. King Lin bought me, and the imperial decree and title of succession in the future will be easy to handle. Not used to it.
Although there is still a slight reluctance to the emperor, but the court fighting is really beyond his control!We can only show a good performance in front of the new master, so as to prevent King Lin from killing the donkey. Thinking of this, Wang Guofu cleared his throat, his knees softened, and he said loudly, "Your Majesty!"
"Hey! What are you looking for?" Xiao Suji was eating crystal cakes in the room, and when he heard Wang Guofu screaming at the top of his throat, he responded vaguely with the cake stuffed in his mouth. It was really too hungry for me to move. Fuck your ass, or I really want to see what's going on outside.
"No...no, no, no!" Wang Guofu was stunned, did they both die?How is this going?What about an ambush!What about regicide!
"Come with me, Wang Gonggong, I'll ask you something." Han Jingzhi seriously took Wang Guofu's hand, pulled him behind the rockery, and under Wang Guofu's pitiful eyes, he let out a long sigh.
"King Lin, what... what's the matter?" Did King Lin notice the scene where King Lin called the emperor just now?Do you feel like you're on board a rebellious ship?But since the emperor is not dead, even if it's nothing, I can't rebel!
"Let me ask you, has anything happened to the emperor recently?" The tyrant behaved so strangely today, it was absolutely abnormal, and he didn't look like he was putting on a show, but he seemed mentally retarded.
"No...no." Except that I prefer to eat snacks and roast duck, I don't like to read memorials and classics, and let myself sneak a few books of male and female eroticism from time to time, there seems to be nothing special, right?
"Did the emperor suffer from some kind of disease?" Han Jingzhi couldn't ask any more obvious questions, he just said, don't be stupid, the emperor.
"Uh...I'm not sick, but..." Wang Guofu narrowed his eyes and recalled.
"But what?" Han Jingzhi was nervous.
"Didn't the emperor kill some corrupt officials some time ago? He didn't execute the wives of those corrupt officials. Instead, he brought them to the palace and played a strange game. He asked those women to please him one by one. Who can get him?" For the sake of fairness, the emperor even blindfolded himself." Wang Guofu said.
Han Jingzhi frowned, he didn't want to hear the ridiculous deeds of this tyrant at all, those corrupt officials didn't deserve to die, at most they were a little greedy, but they still made great contributions to Da Qi.But Xiao Suji let them kill each other in the prison. Whoever can gouge out everyone's eyes with a knife and survive to the end can keep the whole body. Unexpectedly, he even brought the family's female relatives into the palace obscene - play.
"Among them is the concubine of an adult. She didn't try her best to win the Emperor's favor, but stuck to the Emperor's ear and said a word to the Emperor." Wang Guofu swallowed nervously.
"What did you say?" Han Jingzhi held his breath and concentrated.
"She said that the emperor is mentally ill!" Wang Guofu smiled miserably. If others asked him about these things, he would never say them, but King Lin was an exception. Maybe he would be the new master in the future, just for fun Woolen cloth?
"Sick? And then? Did the emperor kill her?" Han Jingzhi's eyes widened, and he did seem to be sick. Based on Xiao Suji's neurotic appearance today, who would think that he was not sick.
"Uh... before the emperor had time to kill her, she grabbed the emperor's hair, and before the emperor could react, she slammed it against the bedpost, and the emperor was... abrupt I was knocked unconscious, and my head was swollen with a big lump, and it took me a long time to wake up." Wang Guofu said, this thing is really amazing, how much strength a woman can have, and knocked the emperor so hard.
"Didn't kill her after waking up?" Han Jingzhi was puzzled. With the tyrant's means, it would be abnormal not to kill this woman.
"That woman...is nowhere to be found." Wang Guofu shook his head and sighed.
"Can't find it? Why?"
"It happens that there are quite a lot of wives among the adults whose houses were ransacked. The concubines in the main house and the concubines in the conservatory plus the maids in the conservatory, add up to nearly a hundred people. Everyone is wearing prison uniforms, and the emperor is blindfolded. When the woman returned to the crowd, she went back to the house again. I can't find it either."
How can it be?Han Jingzhi fell into deep thought, a woman knocked the emperor unconscious, not only did she not die but she could not be found anymore, but with Xiao Suji's habit, shouldn't all these women be killed?
Wang Guofu saw Han Jingzhi's doubts, and quickly explained: "After the emperor woke up, he didn't seem to be angry at all, but he was very good at eating and playing. At night, he... went to the imperial dining room to look for it himself, and the rest It’s no different.” Wang Guofu smiled awkwardly, he wanted to say stealing, but it was wrong, the whole world belongs to the emperor, so he could steal it.
Could it be that such a knock made the emperor stupid?And that woman who said the emperor was mentally ill, who is it?There were so many people at that time, but no one could recognize her?
"Families of criminal officials..." Han Jingzhi asked.
"Oh, I was raised in the imperial garden by the emperor to grow flowers and plants. The emperor said that he could not eat food for free. He felt distressed, so he drove back the craftsmen hired by the palace and asked them to plant them. To be honest, the planting was really good."
Han Jingzhi: "..."
Thinking all the way out of the palace gate, Han Jingzhi absent-mindedly wanted to get on his horse, when he saw a white figure rushing towards him like a whirlwind, scaring him almost spraining his feet.
"Brother Jiang." Han Jingzhi cupped his hands.
Taishi made Jiang Yibai's eyes reddened, and he choked up several times, with a white belt still wrapped around his waist cuffs, he held onto Han Jingzhi's hand tightly: "Brother Han, I'm ready to wear sackcloth and filial piety for you!"
Han Jingzhi shook back affectionately: "Brother Jiang, that's not the way to wear hemp and mourning."
"I'm so scared!" After Jiang Yibai finished speaking, he laughed bitterly, pulled the white belt around his waist, and finally let go of his heart.
"Brother Jiang, let's go back to the house first, and I have something strange to tell you." Han Jingzhi's expression became serious, and he stretched out his hand to let Jiang Yibai, and the two stepped onto the horse one after another.
Jiang Yibai knew in his heart that King Lin probably got some important information during this interview, and the person who got the information was safe, which made Jiang Yibai feel a little relieved, but Han Jingzhi's stern expression made him feel uncertain. , Could it be that the emperor noticed something?
These two are quite skilled, but they don't like to be accompanied by guards. They just walk and chat like this, slowly leading the horse. Jiang Yibai wants to ask Lin Wang what is the important matter, but the street is really not a discussion The good time for this kind of thing can only be held in my heart, and I can say something casually.
"Brother Han, my house is relatively close, why not have a light meal at my house today." Jiang Yibai said.
Han Jingzhi nodded: "Alright."
The two rode all the way to the gate of Jiang Yibai's mansion, and before they got off their horses, a doorman ran over in a panic.
"Oh my god, master, why are you taking your time? The palace has passed the decree!" The butler sweated profusely and grabbed Jiang Yibai's sleeve, pulling him off the horse.
"Ah?" Jiang Yibai was also stunned, and broke out in a cold sweat for a moment. It is not a good thing for him to be summoned by the emperor alone as a historian. At this moment, Jiang Yibai has already sang several dramas in his heart.
such as.
The tyrannical little emperor and the staunch Taishi Ling!
Talking about the past and the present: the secret history of Daqi's historian!
A murder caused by a pen!
The domineering emperor threatens my bloodthirsty king!
Wang Guofu ran out with the hem of his clothes up, saw Han Jingzhi and Jiang Yibai at a glance, and immediately greeted him with a smile: "Oh, His Royal Highness Lin Wang met again, Mr. Tai Shiling, the emperor is waiting for you, hurry up!" Come with me!"
"No...don't read the imperial decree anymore?" Jiang Yibai's face turned pale.
"Um... my lord, do you still want this edict?" Wang Guofu took out a piece of crumpled rice paper from his pocket. On the paper was a fat and big white rabbit. A palace character was written, and there were a few oily handprints that smelled like roast duck on the paper.
"Well... dare to ask my father-in-law, what is the explanation?" Even though this imperial decree was a bit unacceptable, Jiang Yibai still kept it properly. Even if it is not kept at home, it will be taught in the future Negative textbook for my son to study hard.
"Just let you enter the palace." Wang Guofu smiled.
"This rabbit..." Jiang Yibai hesitated.
"My lord, there are not many animals that the emperor can draw, and you can get one more." How can you not be grateful to Dade?There are so many civil and military officials in the Manchu Dynasty, when did you see the emperor paint their portraits?
Jiang Yibai rolled his eyes silently, why must it be an animal, is it not good to say that people's names are bad?
"Brother Jiang, hurry back." Han Jingzhi patted Jiang Yibai's shoulder.
"Brother Han, this is..." Jiang Yibai hesitated in his heart, but seeing that King Lin didn't seem to be in a panic, he presumably knew what was going on with the emperor, so he asked.
Han Jingzhi looked up at the sky: "Maybe I'm looking for you to dance the master."
The author has something to say: Xiao Suji: Aiqing, I'm in a mess today, so I can't study with Aiqing.
Han Jingzhi: ...I thought that I was studying with the emperor.
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