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"Emperor's Diary":

I woke up this morning and found that something was wrong. Doudou, my personal maid, trembled when she saw me. I suspected that she had epilepsy. I wanted to help hold her down, but I was timidly worried that she would bite me, so I Leaving a sentence of 'you wait', I ran to find the imperial doctor in person. The imperial doctor these days is really dedicated. Although it is very urgent, Ai Qing still needs to wear pants!In short, Doudou had passed out when she came back, and the imperial doctor said it was caused by fright!

I was also terrified, could it be that there is something unclean in my room?

I have always heard that the royal family is too yin, because I have eighteen sisters in total, they are the eldest sister, the second sister, the third sister, and the fourth sister (abbreviated below, I don't have enough ink). In short, I am very happy It's not easy, so I cherish my life very much. I even collected four portraits of gods and beasts to use as town houses. It was sealed by the common people, and I don't know why, probably because the town house is very useful.

I have been staring at my room anxiously all day long, hoping that the four great beasts will bless me, and it would be best if real people of them could come to my bedroom for a walk. Just as I thought about it, I heard that Lin Wanghan Jingzhi came back from the border !It must be Zhen Lue Meng, even God made my dream come true!

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Han Jingzhi looked at the gate of Biancheng and took a deep breath. Fighting chickens and running dogs to govern state affairs, self-willed and powerful, such an emperor, if he replaces him, it will be considered a blessing to the world. Yu Xiao!

Three months ago, Han Jingzhi received secret letters from court ministers several times, hoping that he would stand up and go against the sky.Now the Holy One is cruel and immoral, and the late Emperor has no other brothers and princes, only Han Jingzhi, which is barely justified.

Han Jingzhi’s grandfather, Han Bing, the first generation Lin Wang, was the sworn brother of the late emperor. The late emperor had his son Xiao Suji at 41, and Han Bing’s grandson had been born for three years. Later, Han Jingzhi inherited the title of Lin Wang, although He is three years older than Xiao Suji, but in fact, he still calls Xiao Suji an uncle.

"Will I go out to meet King Lin?" Xiao Suji sat in the study and asked the eunuch Wang Guofu who was serving at the side. It was so far away, it was very hot, and he had to pretend to be intimate with the monarch and his subjects. In fact, he didn't even know what Han Jingzhi looked like. Can not remember.

"Of course you don't need to. You are the king of a country. King Lin should meet you in person." Wang Guofu said cautiously while wiping his sweat. With the emperor's tyrannical personality, he must be planning to attack King Lin, and he didn't even pretend Is it done?King Lin's meritorious service is indeed a hidden danger to the emperor, so it is understandable that the emperor wants to get rid of him, but as far as he knows, King Lin is not a character who can be slaughtered by others, and now he is not called into Bian, this attitude... It's a little subtle.

"It suits me very well, why don't you go and ask King Lin to come to my bedroom to have a talk, I'll be waiting for him in the bedroom, oh, by the way, give me my sword and take it to the bedroom." Xiao Suji instructed.

Let's start with the head of the four great beasts, let him take the sword and turn around in the bedroom mighty and domineeringly, and read some spells recorded in the book while turning, maybe he can suppress the evil spirits!

It's about to start!Wang Guofu's heart was pounding, the emperor really had a good plan, and he didn't give Lin Wang any time to prepare. Could it be that the bedroom had already prepared an ambush?It seems that Lin Wang underestimated the viciousness of the emperor after all, this time it will be more dangerous than good.

Han Jingzhi is at home talking with Taishi Ling Jiang Yibai at the moment, before the polite words are finished, the imperial decree arrives, Han Jingzhi frowned, does this mean he wants to enter the bedroom alone?

Jiang Yibai's cold sweat immediately flowed down. He grabbed Han Jingzhi's arm and shook his head lightly: "It seems that Hunjun has noticed something, so you must not go!"

Han Jingzhi waved his hand: "I don't even dare to go to the Hongmen Banquet, it's not worthy of my brother's entrustment." But he had his own thoughts in his heart.I just received some secret letters, but I haven't made any substantive measures. The Hunjun just has scruples about himself, so he won't tear his face, not to mention the boldness of Yigao, if it is really a conspiracy, he won't believe it One's own martial arts will not be able to escape.

"Brother Han, think twice! All our hopes are on you!" Jiang Yibai looked anxious.

"No need, the soldiers are here to stop you." Han Jingzhi said, without even changing his clothes, he followed Wang Guofu to the palace directly.

Xiao Suji asked while eating mung bean cake, "When will King Lin arrive?"

The court lady Doudou tremblingly said, "Should...should be here soon."

Xiao Suji looked at her with pity, she was seriously ill. "Tell me, Doudou, what's wrong with you?"

Doudou was so frightened that she fell to her knees, and Lihua said with rain, "I don't know! I'm the author of an original conspiracy novel, and you're a Danmei fanfiction! It's not about the slave, it's all about the unauthorized idiot. wrong!"

It seems to be a stubborn evil spirit with high mana and especially scary. I sympathize with Doudou very much.

"My minister Han Jingzhi is here to see you!"

An extremely pleasant voice came from outside the door, deep and mellow, refreshing and friendly, just like mung bean cake in hand.

My eldest nephew is here!

Xiao Suji was overjoyed, turned to Doudou and said, "You will be free soon!"

Doudou covered her face with her hands and fell to the ground. Attack is coming!Garbage fanfiction author!

"Come in." Xiao Suji straightened his back.

Han Jingzhi stepped forward, lifted his robe, knelt down on one knee, and said neither humble nor overbearing: "See Your Majesty."

ah!How handsome is he? Xiao Suji is slightly envious. He is also taller and better than himself. Even kneeling on one knee is so imposing.

This way I can rest assured!Otherwise, you have to worry about not being able to hold back!

"I haven't seen you for many years, Xiao Jing has grown so big!" Xiao Suji said as kindly as possible. Although he is not familiar with Han Jingzhi at all, he still has to pretend when it's time to pretend. The grand master once said that when treating courtiers Pay equal attention to kindness and prestige.

"Your majesty...you are being polite, but my minister... is actually three years old." The seriousness on Han Jingzhi's face was about to collapse.

"You're only three years old! Aiqing is so young and mature." Xiao Suji rubbed his chin. No matter how vague his impression of Han Jingzhi was, he still couldn't forget his age, but his memory was blank, and he couldn't find it no matter what. Out of the sporadic impression of this eldest nephew.

"Why did the emperor summon his ministers here?" Han Jingzhi no longer wanted to play word games with the emperor, he found that Xiao Suji was a little different from before, and even said some sarcastic things, but Han Jingzhi himself He thinks that he is just too calm, not old, not only not old, but also handsome, the kind of handsome that every little girl in eight villages wants to marry.

"Aiqing, come here with your ear, don't let it listen to you." Xiao Suji looked around nervously, and waved to Han Jingzhi.

"..." Han Jingzhi immediately scouted around cautiously, and even used the purest internal force, what kind of conspiracy is it?Don't let anyone listen?As expected, Lord Hun had already prepared and laid an ambush. Could it be that the ambush was triggered only when he approached?

But...there is no one on the beams, no one under the bed, no one outside the window, no one in the inner room, it is possible that this person's martial arts are far superior to his own, and he can't even test his internal strength!Han Jingzhi couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat.

But before it was time to tear his face apart, he stabilized his mind, gritted his teeth and leaned forward, leaning over his body and listening to him.

Xiao Suji circled his palms, made a barrel shape and stuck it on his mouth, facing King Lin's ear, and said in a breathy voice: "Aiqing, there are evil spirits in my house!"

"What!" Han Jingzhi was a little confused.

Xiao Suji anxiously waved his hands at him, wrapped his arms around Han Jingzhi's neck, and put his mouth next to King Lin's ear: "Don't make noise! ​​Don't let it hear you! I want you to recite two incantations, take Town house with the sword!"

The warm breath sprayed to Han Jingzhi's ears, crisp-itchy, like a small feather scratching at the tip of the heart, the little emperor raised by good wine and food had a strange and fresh smell, and they were rough and rough who fought on the battlefield. Men are different, Han Jingzhi has a strange feeling in his heart.

"It's not too late, Aiqing, let's start!" After Xiao Suji said, he straightened up and distanced himself from Han Jingzhi, and King Lin felt a little regretful.

"How...start?" Han Jingzhi is not in the situation yet, he doesn't know why the emperor asked him to come to the town house, not to mention why there are ghosts in the palace, even if there are ghosts, it should be the national teacher. When dealing with this matter, when will he take care of exorcising ghosts?

"I copied two spells from the little book, and Aiqing recited them several times." Xiao Suji pulled out a note from under the mattress and handed it to Han Jingzhi.

[I am a tengu!I swallowed the whole universe!I am X-ray!I am the total energy of the universe! 】

After Han Jingzhi finished reading, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and a crack appeared on his face again.

"I don't know where the Holy One found the spell?"

"This is the little man's book that the grand master got from a foreigner, and I stole it. I think this sentence is obscure, and it must be a spell!" Xiao Suji said seriously.

"Does your majesty think it's appropriate for me to do this?" Chen is a generation of princes, a general in charge of the Jingyang Army, and the most talented man in Bianzhou in the early years.

"I don't think it can be more suitable!" After all, it is the first of the four great beasts, very reliable!

The author has something to say: Doudou: I’m just an ordinary author of original novels, I really don’t want to get involved in pirated Danmei fanfiction.

ps: The mantra is Guo Moruo's poem, the new poetry reform initiated by the emmmmm New Culture Movement subverts the routine of old poetry, and its historical significance is greater than its literary significance.

My new article asks for pre-acquisition "Three Realms Film Academy" sweet pets and funny continues!

Fengjing has a double-first-class film academy, which recruits students from the three realms, including ghosts, ghosts, and gods. In order to avoid trouble, the school mosaiced the first two words on the gate.

Ruan Ying, a mermaid, applied for the Three Realms Film Academy with a dream of being a star. When he entered the dormitory, a big puppet cat was squatting on his bed and licking its fur, scaring Ruan Ying out of his wits.

Later, the puppet cat turned into a 188 handsome guy, and stretched out his hand to him: "Want to go to the cafeteria?"

Ruan Ying grabbed the door frame and trembled: "I, I, I...don't eat fish!"

PS: 1. The students don't know each other's species, and humans don't know that there are ghosts and gods in the school. 2. All kinds of ghosts and gods haunt, funny and sweet everyday.Little Shui Pao Zi Mermaid Attacked by X Rich Second Generation Cat Demon