Coveted by stupid cats every day

When Qiao Wu returned to the office, she saw a "big flower" with a rippling smile floating towards her face. Wang Yi was beaming and asked gossipingly, "Who was that just now?"

Qiao Wu looked at Wang Yi without speaking, and thought to himself: I said it was my cannon ~ friend, do you believe it?

Wang Yi didn't care about Qiao Wu's silence, and said to herself: "So handsome, I like this kind of sunny handsome guy, hey, he must be 1.9 meters tall?"

Qiao Wu soon understood what Wang Yi was excited about. This girl was good in every way, but her height was above the average line. Although she was not very old, the family had already started worrying unfoundedly that she would not find a partner.

But Wang Yi doesn't want to settle for it. She thinks boys who are tall enough are ugly and some are low. They are handsome enough to fit her standards, but they are also short. Objectively speaking, that Bai Lan just now is not only tall enough, but also tall enough. Handsome, he is a perfect boyfriend candidate from heaven.

But he is a crooked girl! ! !

Qiao Wu shouted crazily in his heart, but on the surface he could only remain calm: "Maybe."

Wang Yi pestered Qiao Wu and asked endlessly: "What kind of relationship does he have with you, friend or classmate, how old is he, and what does he do?"

Qiao Wu was very annoyed, and said nonsense with a straight face: "Aren't you only interested in handsome guys, why are you so interested in a big guy like him?"

Wang Yi curled her lips: "Isn't he handsome enough? It's no problem to play a leading role with such a good looks. If I didn't know you, I would have thought he was a star. I'm already past the age of liking a slender and handsome boy like you." , I admire this handsome guy full of masculinity."

"...Flower handsome man, thank you for accepting it," Qiao Wu, "but where do you see that I'm slender?"

Wang Yi said sincerely: "Without comparison, there is no harm."

"..." Qiao Wu, "If you don't talk about this, why can't I get to know celebrities?"

Wang Yi rarely quarreled with Qiao Wu, and said in a nympho: "Could it be that he's really a star? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'll just say he's very temperamental!"

Qiao Wu really couldn't stand the nympho version of Wang Yi, so she had to say nonsense in the end: "I'm not an actor, I'm a veteran, and now I'm a vagrant." Wang Yi heard that he was a "vagrant", which was a pity, but she didn't give up and continued to investigate. Qiao Wu said vaguely, "A former classmate."

Wang Yi just gave up.

After work, Qiao Wu casually bought Bai Lan's favorite hot and sour noodles. After thinking about it, he bought a copy himself, and took it home, but the big cat didn't greet him at the door. Qiao Wu yelled, Bai Lan moved out timidly, as if she was a little embarrassed to see Qiao Wu.

Qiao Wu didn't see the careful thinking of the big cat at home, so he put the hot and sour powder on the table in the entrance, lowered his head and changed his shoes: "Why don't you come out to greet me?"

Bai Lan stole a look at Qiao Wu, staring at his lips, couldn't help but think of the parting kiss during the day, and flicked her tail deliberately asking, "How are you doing at work today?"

Qiao Wu laughed, and reached out to stroke Bai Lan's hair: "Are you really worried that I won't be able to support you?"

Bai Lan was still thinking about how to ask Qiao Wu how he felt about her, and while she was talking, she saw that Qiao Wu had already changed into her slippers, washed her hands, and unpacked the dinner package for him.

The hot and sour powder was so fragrant, Bai Lan didn't think of how to speak for a while, so she just buried her head in the instant food box and started talking about the noodles, when she heard Qiao Wu say: "Dabai, do you still remember that day after I drank too much? , have you gone out yet?"

Bai Lan raised her head from the hot and sour powder, her mouth was covered with red spicy oil, she looked like a sausage mouth, and she had a pair of straight amber eyes, the vertical pupils dilated into black balls, looking at His intelligence is no more than thirty, but fortunately he is matched with fluffy fur. Not only is he not stupid, but he is also a bit cute.

Qiao Wu murmured: "You can't remember clearly, do you?"

Bai Lan straightened up: "Actually..."

Qiao Wu said to himself: "Guess what, I saw the little brother in the 'dream' today!"

Bai Lan pricked up her ears, and pawed Qiao Wu's thighs with her two claws: "How is it? Is he handsome? Do you like him?"

Facing Bai Lan's three repeated questions, Qiao Wu directly ignored him, and just pushed his head away with his fingers in disgust: "Stop rubbing me with oil."

"Tell me the truth." Qiao Wu said again.

"Tell me everything you know." Bai Lan jumped up, jumped onto the table, looked at Qiao Wu, and said seriously.

It's a pity that Qiao Wu didn't understand the seriousness of his big cat, and his first reaction was to protect his hot and sour noodles, "Go on, I didn't say that, you've lost a lot of hair recently, don't drop it in my bowl."

Bai Lan: "..."

Qiao Wu: "Did you not follow me that day, did someone send me home?"

Bai Lan had an idea, and suddenly came up with an idea: This is a rare opportunity, let's go over it first, listen to Xiao Qiao's feelings for me, and then tell him the truth.

Bai Lan then said vaguely: "I don't remember clearly, I have a little impression when you say that. It seems that I went out for a while, but then I fell asleep when I got home."

Qiao Wu rubbed his chin, "suddenly understood" on his face: "This is just right."

After a while, she said sadly, "I may have lost my body." Bai Lan jumped on the chair again and paused, before Qiao Wu said regretfully, "Why don't I have any memory at all."

Bai Lan leaned closer with great interest: "It sounds a bit regretful, don't you have no experience?"

Qiao Wu: "What do you know about a cat, go eat your vermicelli." Then he muttered to himself: "I didn't feel any discomfort at all, could it be... what did I do to him?"

Bai Lan choked a mouthful of chili peppers in her throat, her hairs exploded, and she began to cough violently.

Thinking of that person's height of 1.9 meters, muscular body, hard ~ bang ~ bang's chest muscles and abdominal muscles, he was actually treated like this by himself?Could it be that he is strong on the outside but capable on the inside?

But having said that, looking at that "Bai Lan"'s infatuated appearance, but she rejects others thousands of miles away, isn't this behavior a bit scumbag?

Qiao Wu was falling into deep self-blame and couldn't extricate herself, when Bai Lan finally finished coughing and asked, "Xiao Qiao, do you want to date that person?"

Qiao Wu silently picked up a pair of chopsticks with spicy oily powder, and didn't forget to deliver it to his mouth, and then said firmly: "No."

Bai Lan was so shocked that she didn't even have the mood to eat: "Didn't you say he was handsome before, why didn't you want it in a blink of an eye?" Qiao Wu took a sip of powder and said vaguely: "I am the lone star of the devil, My grandpa died, my parents divorced, and even my mother who took care of me has left. People who are too close to me will end up with nothing good, so it's better not to harm others."

He said it indifferently, as if he was not the lonely ghost who can't get in touch with others. He even raised the corners of his mouth and stroked his white hair: "It's enough to support you, only a life like yours is tougher than mine." I dare to raise the rare species."

Qiao Wu's words made Bai Lan feel sore in her heart. It wasn't a good feeling. He was relieved when he heard this, and asked cautiously: "Then if I can become a human too, I mean, for example, you will also be with me. ..." Bai Lan didn't think of a suitable wording, so her heart sank: "Will you marry me?"

"Pfft!" Qiao Wu also seemed to be choking, and then coughed violently, until Bai Lan was about to become angry with embarrassment, and wanted to give this stupid human being a paw, then he laughed and said, "I'm not that crazy, I'm so lonely that even cats Don't let it go, and how can I marry you? You rub my hair every day?"

This is speciesism!If Bai Lan had chopsticks, she would have dropped them on the spot to express her intense emotion.

It's a pity that he slurred the hot and sour powder directly with his mouth, and even smacked his hair dyed red with peppers. When he left the table angrily, he lacked momentum, so that Qiao Wu didn't realize how angry the big cat was, Bai Lan's fart made a knife to the back of her ass: "Don't eat? It's okay to eat less, look how fat you are."

Bai Lan was furious like a puffer fish, she blew her hair on the spot, and caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror—it seemed that she was getting fatter, and she was exhausted, and hid in a corner to lick her hair silently.

It wasn't until she was sleeping that Bai Lan "forgave" Qiao Wu magnanimously, and squatted down next to Qiao Wu's pillow: "Meow."

Qiao Wu: "Speak human words."

After being "maliciously slandered" several times by Jiang Jianguo's annoying blue cat, Xiao Hei, Bai Lan has always paid attention to her words and deeds, and has learned to act like a baby.

Bai Lan made up her mind not to speak human words, "meow~mi" pretended that she was a simple and cute little milk cat, and finally managed to get into Qiao Wu's bed.

Bai Lan let out a "snoring" sound in satisfaction, slandering: So acting like a baby is so effective.

Qiao Wu stroked Bai Lan's hair, sighed that this guy is more effective than the air conditioner, and it's good to hold it in winter, then he heard Dabai's voice in his arms muffled under the quilt, and said something human: "Little Qiao, I seem to be Remember something."

"What's the matter?" Qiao Wu nestled in the quilt and swiped his phone. On the screen was a brother with a big appetite who slurped noodles non-stop for an hour-Qiao Wu has recently become obsessed with watching all kinds of big eaters eat, especially cooking a big pot of instant noodles. The kind, the taste is very specific.

Bai Lan stretched out the cat's head to block the phone screen: "In the past few days, I remembered something about my past."

Qiao Wu retracted the finger that was about to poke Bai Lan's head away, and became serious: "What is it?"

Bai Lan: "I should be looking for someone, someone who is very important to me." Bai Lan rubbed the cat's head against Qiao Wu's neck: "Little Qiao, do you think the person I'm looking for will be Could it be you?"

Qiao Wu laughed and stroked Bai Lan's hair: "How do you know? Or you just happened to meet me."

Bai Lan turned over and jumped onto Qiao Wu's stomach, "The reason is very simple." He pressed his two paws on the other's chest, and said condescendingly, "Little Qiao, I like you."