Coveted by stupid cats every day

In less than a second, Bai Lan forgot the flag of "to be a gentle and coquettish pet" just set up, and the whole cat was pressed on Qiao Wu's head, with two paws pressing Qiao Wu's head, and then Afraid of attracting the attention of the courier on the other side who was busy sorting out the goods, he lowered his voice and murmured: "Go to work quickly! You can't ask for leave anymore, and you agreed to support me?"

Qiao Wu's neck was sore from the weight of the overweight hairball on his head, and his vision was covered by his hair. His eyes were dark, and he couldn't help tearing it down with his hands: "How many times have I said not to press on me, how many catties do you have?" Don't you have any points in mind?"

Bai Lan acted as an upright "admonisher", and finally forced Qiao Wu to go to the company, took the key from him, turned around and ran home.

Qiao Wu didn't become suspicious. Bai Lan has been urging herself to work hard all this time, euphemistically calling it "for their better life and more dried fish". Qiao Wu silently complained: You don't eat small fish at all. Dried fish and cat food are not even touched.

After seeing off Qiao Wu, Bai Lan went home directly. Sure enough, there were already several packages piled up at the door. This old community had not yet installed a self-pickup locker. The courier brother in charge of this area had reached a tacit agreement with Qiao Wu. When they arrive, if there is no one at home, they will put it at the door directly, and usually they will not call to notify, which saves Bai Lan the trouble of stealing the phone or deleting the text message.

And Qiao Wu often shopped online, and Bai Lan paid directly with his X'ebao account, saving even bank text messages. According to Qiao Wu's usual confusion about property, if there is no accident, no one reminds him, and he will probably never remember it. I can't get up and look up the monthly consumption orders, let alone discover Bai Lan's expenses.

Bai Lan poked her head around and looked around, still stretched herself too far, twisted the door open with great effort, and pushed several packages of couriers into the door one by one. After doing all this, she pulled the door again.

Bai Lan is already familiar with opening and closing doors. She can freely switch between a human form and a cat's body. After these days of training, she is already familiar with it, but she still can't help her heart beat faster.

He was about to meet Qiao Wu again under a new identity.

Bai Lan couldn't say she was more nervous, more excited, or even worried. Can Xiao Qiao accept him?Are you ugly in human form?

Bai Lan unwrapped the package, and found that she had everything from underpants to jackets. She bought clothes from a flagship store of a mid-range brand, so she shouldn't go wrong with them. This is A sporty casual suit - with Bai Lan's height, European and American sports brands are the most difficult to break the number - Bai Lan looked in the mirror and saw that she had broad shoulders, long legs, and good features, which was not ugly.

Bai Lan cleared her throat, "Hi, handsome guy, can I buy you a drink?" "Little Qiao, do you remember me? I'm Dabai." "Hello, you may not believe me if I tell you, but I'm your cat. "

In front of the mirror, he practiced the opening remarks several times. Bai Lan vetoed several beginnings, and wanted to rack his brains to think of another one. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of the wall clock on the wall, and twenty-ten minutes had passed!

I only have one hour a day to become a human being, and now I have less than four or ten minutes left!Bai Lan didn't hesitate any longer, and quickly disassembled the remaining couriers, lifted the bed board, and exposed the underground storage space. There were a total of six large compartments, but now only four were filled.

This bed board Qiao Wu is used to store clothes for changing seasons. Qiao Wu dislikes the bed board being too heavy, so she only takes out the clothes at one time when the season changes, and then puts back the clothes of the previous season.

When Bai Lan lifted the bed board, she didn't feel it was particularly heavy. She quickly put her clothes in, then closed the bed board, grabbed the useless courier bags and boxes on the floor, and went straight out the door.

When Qiao Wu arrived at work, he stared at the computer listlessly. Although he fished for three days and posted on the net for two days, he was surprisingly always able to finish the work before the deadline. Recently, Bai Lan urged him to work hard. The work is overfulfilled ahead of time, but chicken thieves like Qiao Wu keep in mind the negative principle of "life is limited but work is unlimited", and they don't take the initiative to ask the leader for tasks, so they just focus on being in a daze.

At the beginning, Qiao Wu thought that his performance this month should be good, and it was impossible to be deducted again, and then he let himself go and started to be in a daze.

"Xiao Qiao, someone is looking for you!" Wang Yi, who just went downstairs to pick up the courier, called twice before Qiao Wu realized, "Okay, my lord! Is it my brother?"

The "brother" Qiao Wu refers to is senior brother Wen Peng, who once came to pick up Qiao Wu from get off work, but Wang Yi shook her head and her eyes lit up: "No, he is a very manly handsome guy."

Isn't it Wen Peng?No wonder, if it was him, he should have called himself in advance.After Qiao Wu's unremitting efforts over the years, the number of his friends has almost infinitely approached zero, and he couldn't remember who it was at the moment.

"Wait, is he your brother too?" After Wang Yi finished speaking, he looked Qiao Wu from head to toe again: "But it's not like, he's quite tall."

Wang Yi is a tall beauty who is officially claimed to be 1.7 meters [-]. Qiao Wu suspects that her actual height should be higher than that, and she has been wearing high heels for many years. In terms of visual effects, she is occasionally taller than Qiao Wu.

Faced with this beautiful colleague's vague questioning, Qiao Wu quickly grasped the point, and her heart was broken, and she protested: "Look at me~ why, I'm not short at all! I've already exceeded the average Chinese man height!"

Wang Yi said "tsk tsk": "I didn't say anything."

Qiao Wu still went downstairs suspiciously, and met Bai Lan with a slightly anxious face head on. Now there was less than 10 minutes left before the one-hour time limit.

Going from home to Qiao Wu's company, being stopped by the guard, and finally meeting a female staff member who was willing to give him a sentence, more than 20 minutes were exhausted.

However, he finally met Qiao Wu. From this perspective, Qiao Wu was indeed a lot cuter. Bai Lan was a head taller than Qiao Wu. Seeing her short fluffy hair, he suddenly understood why so many humans like fluffy. Small animals, such as the current Qiao Wu, have big eyes, white skin and long eyelashes, and a dull face, so cute.

Bai Lan had already memorized the opening words in her head by heart. Although she was so nervous that her palms were sweating, she quickly calmed down and showed a gentlemanly and charming smile: "Hello, I am..."

"You, you, you are a real person!" Qiao Wu was the first to catch everyone.

Bai Lan: "?"

Qiao Wu's surprise and quick glance obviously attracted the attention of the security guard at the gate. Qiao Wu smiled apologetically at the security guard, saying that he was fine, and dragged Bai Lan to the corner outside the company gate, blocked by trees, regardless of his appearance.

"You...recognize me?" Bai Lan's tone was a little excited. Some people say that spiritual people may see the essence through appearances. Doesn't Qiao Wu have yin and yang eyes?Did he recognize at a glance that he was his cat?

Bai Lan was thinking excitedly, when Qiao Wu lowered her voice and said quietly, "I recognized it! How did you find this place? How do you know my name? Did I tell you?"

"..." Bai Lan, "Did you say that?"

Qiao Wu not only told him where his place of work was, but also brought him there himself. It was not far from home, so it was very convenient to walk here.

But he couldn't understand Qiao Wu's expression, and Bai Lan couldn't help asking, "Is there any problem?"

Qiao Wu suddenly stretched out his hands and began to touch Bai Lan's body. Although when he was a cat, Bai Lan didn't like humans messing with his hair, and would usually slap a paw, but he suddenly remembered that annoying little blue cat. Hei's words: "You are so fierce, you will be thrown away by the master sooner or later."

Bai Lan then held back the urge to slap Qiao Wu, ah, no, it was a slap, and still looked at him with a smile.Don't say it, it's really cuter the more you look at it.

Unexpectedly, Qiao Wu touched it for a long time, but he didn't find anything abnormal. This is a living person. Not only does he not have any yin energy on his body, but his muscles are so tight that he can feel hard through his clothes. He is a living person. People are right.

Qiao Wu withdrew the impolite "An Lushan's Claw", still looking horrified: "It's not a dream, I really have a date~"

Bai Lan: "?"

Qiao Wu said seriously: "So, were we at PEX that day? I remember that I fell asleep."

When Bai Lan heard the name "PEX", she reacted belatedly. Qiao Wu really "recognized" herself, but it wasn't his cat "Dabai" who recognized him, but the first time he turned into a human form The self, the "little brother" that Qiao Wu thought he was dreaming about.

Qiao Wu muttered to himself again: "You are living a good life, so I can make an appointment..."

Bai Lanfu understood what Qiao Wu was trying to convey in his heart, and hurriedly said, "No! You can't be so sentimental!"

Qiao Wu raised his eyelids to look at him: "You sent me home that day?"

The current situation is completely different from what he had imagined, Bai Lan thought to himself: I am afraid that the draft I prepared may not be usable, I have to rethink a new rhetoric.

Hesitating how to explain this misunderstanding naturally, and then express the central idea of ​​"Actually, I am your cat", Qiao Wu asked again: "What's your name?"

This time, Bai Lan answered fluently: "Bai Lan, colorful Lan."

Qiao Wu has always called Bai Lan "Dabai". He came up with his own name. Bai Lan didn't intend to correct it at first, but gradually formed a habit and kept calling it vaguely. Therefore, Qiao Wu didn't know his own name. Cats also have names.

Qiao Wu let out a "huh" and lowered her head slightly thoughtfully. From Bai Lan's perspective, she could only see the expression in her eyes covered by small fan-like eyelashes. Then, as if Qiao Wu had finally made up her mind, He raised his head again and asked, "Bai Lan."

Bai Lan stood at attention: "Huh?"

Qiao Wu: "Did we do it that day?"

At this moment, a series of ringtones rang in Bai Lan's pocket. He didn't forget to buy himself a cheap mobile phone. The alarm was just a reminder that an hour would be up soon.

At this moment, Bai Lan felt like Cinderella before the twelve o'clock struck. He had no time to answer Qiao Wu's question, so he ran away, and was grabbed by Qiao Wu with quick eyes and hands.

Bai Lan turned her head, and she didn't know what she was thinking, and pecked Qiao Wu's mouth lightly and quickly. Qiao Wu immediately let go of Bai Lan's hand, only to hear that before he disappeared, he said One sentence: "Xiao Qiao, let's talk about it next time."

Qiao Wu: "..."

After a long time, Qiao Wu looked at Bai Lan's disappearing figure: "...fuck."

The author has something to say: Thank you for mine~