Coveted by stupid cats every day

Qiao Wu first asked her aunt to clean up, then took a bath and burned incense, and then changed into clean clothes. In Bai Lan's words, she summed it up as "washing in vain and rubbing fragrance", and her whole body carried a clean and refreshing fragrance of shower gel.

As soon as it was done, Qiao Wu saw his big cat and dog approaching with a big fluffy face and smelling it endlessly, Qiao Wu pushed Bai Lan's face away with a finger: "Stay away, rub my fur. "

Bai Lan was not angry when she was pushed away, she licked her nose: "Are you going to do a scientific ceremony? What are you inviting? It's so grand, and you have to clean up the house?"

Qiao Wu let out a "huh", and while arranging various "props" such as aromatherapy, water cups, long glutinous rice, black donkey hooves, amulet ash, etc. according to the eight trigrams, he cleaned his hands again, and took the rubber band that Jiang Yiko had been wearing for a long time. Put it in the center, and then said: "Yes."

Seeing Qiao Wu's solemnity, Bai Lan couldn't help pricking up her ears to listen. Qiao Wu said, "The name of this scientific ceremony is 'empathy'. It's the most intuitive way to see whether Jiang Yiko is being coerced by dirty things or if she wants to." , It’s not difficult, but it’s a bit trivial, you must be pious, bathe and burn incense.”

"But the cleaning is because of the housekeeping company's activities." Qiao Wu took out his phone, unlocked it with his fingerprints, and poked the screen in front of Bai Lan's eyes. "Look, this app is only available for a limited time, and the housekeeping service is only 29 yuan an hour!"

Bai Lan looked at Qiao Wu's face, "Am I very smart and housekeeping? Please don't praise me carelessly", and said dully, "That's amazing."

Qiao Wu put the mobile phone back into his pocket contentedly, and then muttered something, Bai Lan only heard words such as "the reunion of man and god", "naturally come true, and return to my heart", and saw Qiao Wu slanting the mahogany sword Cut, a wisp of incense surrounded several things on the table with the wind of the sword, and the room was soon filled with smoke.

The scenery in front of Qiao Wu changed, and he knew in his heart that the formation had an effect, but before he had time to think about it, he heard a scream. Blurred his face.

The scene finally stopped turning, Qiao Wu was very nauseous, his feet were weak, but he was supported by the people around him, Qiao Wu didn't have time to see what the man looked like, so he trotted all the way into the women's toilet, and vomited for a while.

Qiao Wu's movements were beyond her control, she wiped her mouth with a tissue, and complained frantically in her heart: Why is the first scene of "empathy" so exciting?

The memory obtained by "empathy" is actually a random interception of a few fragments of the most impressive memory of the owner. The length and authenticity of "empathy" are not only related to the length of time the item has been in recent contact with the owner, but also to the level of the caster's ability. , which is related to the degree of preparation for scientific instruments.

In other words, what clips can be seen are all random. Qiao Wu walked out uncontrollably, like a pre-programmed RPG character, and saw a young man waving to him: "Yiyi, I'm here .”

This man looks ordinary, not tall, with dark skin, like a Mu Zhuangzi in a suit, he really doesn't match handsome.

Only then did Qiao Wu realize that her eyesight seemed to be a little shorter, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, but I can't play such an exciting game, so I'll spoil your interest."

The man handed over a bottle of water, and said in a gentle tone, "Wash your mouth out, what a disappointment, it's my fault, I chose this place."

A thought flashed across Qiao Wu's mind: Team Leader Sun is really careful. Since I was a child, no one has cared so much about me.

Another voice complained in Qiao Wu's heart: "It's just a bottle of water, it's too exaggerated. I don't believe that no one has given you a bottle of Xfushan Spring since you were a child."

The other voice is naturally Qiao Wu himself, but no matter how much he complains, what should happen is still happening step by step, Sun Boqiang said softly: "You feel uncomfortable, so stop playing."

Qiao Wu hurriedly said: "Don't, I'm fine, we finally had time to go out to play." Sun Boqiang said: "That's not as important as your body, I know there is an express hotel nearby, it's very clean, I'll open it for you A room, just lie down in it for a while, and you'll be fine."

Sun Boqiang added: "I'll wait for you outside the door. We'll go home when you wake up, otherwise we'll still get motion sickness."

The "grass~mud~horse" in Qiao Wu's heart almost formed a row, forming a "mmp" for a while, and a big "sb" for a while, crazily clamoring "Don't go! Don't believe anything" I'll go to the door Waiting for you, I won't go in' and 'I just want to hug you for a while and I won't do anything'! Because the next step must be 'I'll just rub and I won't go in'!"

However, Qiao Wu in the "empathy" scene blushed and nodded.

Qiao Wu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. Empathy is not fun. Not only will you experience what the protagonist has experienced, but you will also feel the feelings at that time. A burst of physical pleasure, this taste is too strong.

He made up his mind that once he entered the room, he would forcibly end his "empathy" and lose the opportunity to explore Jiang Yiko's inner world.

Fortunately, when he was about to leave the amusement park, the scenery before Qiao Wu's eyes changed again.

Qiao Wu let out a long breath of relief, then wiped away tears uncontrollably, and said sobbingly: "Then what can I do? They are my parents, I can't make them sad."

Sun Boqiang said: "Then are you willing to part with me?" He changed his face and said fiercely: "They just dislike the poor and love the rich, and think that I am poor and not worthy of you!"

Realizing that he was too emotional, Sun Boqiang said again: "Yiyi, you know me, I won't take money from your family, I just like you...I have a way to make them agree." Sun Boqiang stuck to Qiao Wu's ears whispered something.

Qiao Wu's body followed the "script" and nodded, but she didn't even bother to scold in her heart, no wonder Jiang Yiko got pregnant before she was married.

You must know that getting pregnant is not an easy task. In reality, it is rare for TV dramas and novels to conceive after sleeping. Otherwise, why do so many healthy married couples have no children for a year or two? ? 【Note】

Sun Boqiang really has a lot of eyes, Qiao Wu thought.

The scene changed again, and this time it became the new house of the two. Sun Boqiang kept silent with a cold face, and Qiao Wu also remained silent. Clutching his stomach, his face showed pain.

Sun Boqiang only said one or two words of concern, and then said softly: "Yiyi, don't be angry, you have a big belly now, and I don't feel at ease when you are alone at home, and your parents... forget about them, my mother Wouldn’t it be good to come to take care of you? Do the math, how much does it cost to hire a nanny? It’s more expensive than your monthly salary! When you finish confinement, I’ll let her go back to her hometown.”

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"Yiyi, my dad didn't die early. It's not easy for my mother to pull me up. You have to be filial to her." "She is old and in poor health. Besides, how can an old woman take care of her daughter-in-law? You gave birth to a daughter. It's human nature that she doesn't like it, I'm the only one in my family, if I don't have a son, my family's incense will be cut off."

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"Okay, stop talking to me! Your family won't even change the car for me, didn't you agree? They just look down on me! I'm their son-in-law, and they guard me like a thief!" , in "Empathy", Qiao Wu can also really feel the pain. Sun Boqiang not only hits women, but also hits very hard, half of his face is numb with pain. At this time, he is out of anger and wants to end the empathy as soon as possible. Beat up this scumbag.

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Sun Boqiang knelt on the ground, crying bitterly: "Yiyi, I was just impulsive, come back, I was wrong, I don't dare again, can you beat me up! It's not for me, but for the sake of the child Come on, okay!"

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The scene changed again, and a man's roar came from next to his ear. Qiao Wu ran over quickly, and the man in front of him frowned when he saw Qiao Wu: "You haven't come here after calling so many times, are you deaf?"

Qiao Wu wiped his hands on the apron obediently: "I cook in the kitchen, and the range hood is very loud..."

The mother-in-law at the side said coldly: "If you want me to say, there is no need to turn on the range hood, it is useless at all! It is a waste of electricity. When I cook in my hometown, I never use it. I don't know how to save money..."

"Okay, okay," the man waved his hand impatiently, "Did you ask your dad about that?"

The mother-in-law muttered: "I will protect your daughter-in-law..."

Qiao Wu's hands twisted the apron unconsciously: "He said no."

Sun Boqiang suddenly exploded: "Why did you hand over the company to outsiders and not to me? What 'professional managers'? They are just guarding against me!"

Sun Boqiang suddenly grabbed Qiao Wu's neck and yelled hoarsely: "You all look down on me! Then I will strangle you to death and see if they regret it or not!"

As he spoke, he pinched even harder, Qiao Wu felt a sudden lack of oxygen, his mind went blank, and his body began to struggle and kick involuntarily, but he closed his eyes in vain.

Then fell into deep darkness.

Opening his eyes again, in front of him was a fluffy cat face enlarged due to being too close. Qiao Wu was startled: "What are you doing!"

Bai Lan was also taken aback by Qiao Wu's sudden voice, she jumped a long way, and then quickly jumped back: "I almost called 120, are you okay?"

Qiao Wu wiped the cold sweat off his brow: "I'm sorry, I was too stimulated just now, I shouldn't have yelled at you."

Bai Lan felt distressed again: "What did you see? When I saw your 'empathy', your complexion was not very good."

Qiao Wu summed it up succinctly: "I saw a scumbag." Then he said to Bai Lan: "I've changed my mind. Whether this matter is caused by dirty things or not, I will take care of it."

Seeing that Qiao Wu's health was fine, Bai Lan felt relieved a lot, and thought that today was another day when she failed to transform into a human being, and she couldn't touch Qiao Wu's head, so she decided to settle for the next best thing and let Qiao Wu touch his head~ Alright, Bai Lan flicked her tail and approached, but missed nothing, and said dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing?"

Qiao Wu put on his coat: "Go to Jiang Yiko's house, now."

The author has something to say: [Sanxi’s Little Science Popularization] The plot of getting pregnant after sleeping in TV dramas and novels is unlikely, but it is not ruled out. Here is a warm reminder, it is best for young babies Still don't have pre-marital things, if there is, you must take protective measures~