Coveted by stupid cats every day

Bai Lan felt her whole body was ignited, turned over abruptly, and pressed Qiao Wu under her body. When she saw the person under her, she looked at her with watery almond eyes, and she was cute and sexy , the clothes were neatly dressed, but a button was torn off at the neckline, which looked too abstinent, but there were pimples in the corners of the eyes and brows, stained with alcohol, which made people want to tear his clothes apart.

Bai Lan thought so, but Qiao Wu touched Bai Lan's face with one hand. Qiao Wu's eyes were wide open, but the dark pupils could not be aligned with the focus. Bai Lan didn't know if he was looking at her. , seeing Qiao Wu's water-colored thin lips opening and closing, Bai Lan felt her blood rushing to a certain place, and said in a hoarse voice, "You kiss me~ what are you doing?"

Qiao Wu muttered, probably because of the smell of alcohol, her body became hotter, Bai Lan's strong naked body slowly pressed down, and Bai Lan could almost feel the appearance of everyone in front of her. It was the first time he had seen such an undefended and seductive look, and it made him feel at a loss.

Bai Lan thought to herself that she couldn't take advantage of others' dangers, but Qiao Wu underneath her didn't let go of him, nor did she make any further moves, as if she regarded the naked Bai Lan as a human-shaped pillow to cool down, and her reason was about to be burned by a stronger impulse At the end of the day, Bai Lan's eyes became fierce involuntarily, and she asked with the last trace of rationality: "Little Qiao, do you mean that?"

As he spoke, he closed his eyes and brought his lips together reverently.

I've asked him what he meant.Bai Lan thought, the kiss just now was too fast, I haven't tasted it yet, just try again.

Qiao Wu still felt dizzy, and it seemed that there was something on his body that made him unable to breathe. Qiao Wu wanted to turn over, but he felt something fluffy rubbing against his mouth.

Qiao Wu subconsciously pinched the hairball with both hands, and it took him a long time to focus, only to see a big fluffy face covering his eyes, Qiao Wu still couldn't figure out the situation: "Dabai? I fell asleep just now. ?”

Bai Lan didn't react either, she didn't listen to what Qiao Wu asked him, and hummed meaninglessly.

Qiao Wu: "What are you doing, you look bitter and hateful?"

Bai Lan: QAQ

Qiao Wu said as he stuffed the big cat into his arms, turned over and fell asleep in a daze.

Bai Lan was held in Qiao Wu's arms, and secretly exerted force, but she couldn't find the key to transforming back into a human again. If it wasn't for the fact that Qiao Wu's kiss (bump) just now was too real, he would have suspected that he was also dreaming .

Suddenly, Bai Lan was not satisfied with Qiao Wu's habitual posture of hugging him, not being satisfied with being a silly ball of hair, he wanted to hug this person, and when he covered his tears, he could kiss them dry~ His tears, Warm his body.

It's a pity that Bai Lan tried countless times but failed to transform back into a human being. In the end, she was tired of struggling, and finally closed her eyes, and fell asleep in the posture of curling up in Qiao Wu's arms.

The hangover was very painful. Qiao Wu didn't sleep for a short time, but when he woke up, it was still early in the morning. There was a big warm hair ball in his arms, which was crushed by him. It looked like a veritable "cat cake" " Qiao Wu realized that he had just slept in his clothes all night. Qiao Wu sat up, brushed the cat fur all over his body, and said in surprise, "I haven't taken off my shoes yet!"

"Dabai," Qiao Wu turned to Bai Lan, still with a nasal voice that hadn't woken up: "When did I sleep yesterday?"

Seeing that Qiao Wu is in a good state of mind now, Bai Lan seems to no longer care about what happened to Qiao Zhiyong yesterday, so she is a little relieved, "Six or seven o'clock."

Qiao Wu let out a "huh" and said, "I've been sleeping for so long."

Qiao Wu glanced at his phone, and found that today is Saturday, so he can just do not have to go to work, so he simply took off his clothes and pants, tucked into the quilt with peace of mind, took out his phone app and rummaged through his stomach for breakfast—except for the headache, the stomach It also hurts badly.

Qiao Wu raised his eyes from the screen in his hand: "I didn't vomit yesterday, did I?"

Bai Lan shook her head, and shook her fur, fluffing up the flattened fluff.

It feels much more comfortable to take off your clothes and curl up under the quilt than to sleep with your clothes on. Qiao Wu wrapped herself in a cotton ball, with only her head exposed, and muttered after a while: "I didn't even cover myself with a quilt yesterday, and I didn't feel cold." ..."

Oh, by the way, holding a "warm water bag" yesterday, of course it won't be cold.

Qiao Wu glanced at the natural "warm water bag" Bai Lan, and his eyes lit up: "Dabai, come in and sleep for a while?"

Bai Lan squatted on the spot without moving, her heart was ringing with alarm bells, wondering if Qiao Wu still remembered what happened last night, thinking of the sudden kiss yesterday, and the corners of Qiao Wu's eyes, Bai Lan couldn't help but feel hot all over , Some did not dare to look directly at Qiao Wu, and licked their fur frantically to cover up, without saying a word, pretending that they were just an ordinary house cat.

Seeing that Bai Lan refused to come over, Qiao Wu resentfully touched the remote control and turned on the air conditioner. At this time, the warm air from the air conditioner was better than nothing. Only heating could save the shivering people of Yancheng.

Qiao Wu let the warm wind blow directly on his head, feeling the heat come back again, and then heard Bai Lan say: "Little Qiao, were you... all right yesterday?"

Bai Lan wanted to ask about what happened last night, but Qiao Wuhui was wrong and shook her head: "It's okay, I'm used to it, and it's not the first time he's making trouble, and he never gets away with it every time."

Qiao Wu paused, and said, "Do you think I'm cold-blooded? Indeed, it's okay for me to raise him, but I'd rather give money to a child I've never met than raise him. Maybe it's because I can't help it." Forgive him, when I was four or five years old, I was thrown in the park by him and his second wife, if it wasn't for my grandpa, I might have froze to death that day."

"Look, what I'm talking about happened so many years ago." Qiao Wu smiled wryly, and looked at Bai Lan carefully and as casually as possible, "You won't refuse to be with me because of this, will you?" .”

Bai Lan began to feel distressed again, and hurriedly said, "How could that be?"

Qiao Wu shook his head: "When you get to know a person deeply, you will eventually discover his unknown flaws." Qiao Wu gave up on herself and said, "It may be that I lack love since I was a child, which has caused me to be hard-hearted now."

Bai Lan jumped onto Qiao Wu's "cotton bag" in a stride. Qiao Wu's expression changed when he was stepped on by the big hairball, and subconsciously wanted to scold, "Don't you know how much you weigh?" .

Before the words came out, I saw the big hairy ball raising its round head, with a "dominant air": "First, I don't think you are hard-hearted, it's because they bully people too much. Second, you said you want to support me." For a lifetime, you have to support it for a lifetime, and you can't go back on your word."

Qiao Wu looked at the haughty expression of the big cat squatting on his stomach, making him feel like a king, but his heart warmed up. Dabai would still be with him all the time, even if he saw his most indifferent side.Qiao Wu felt a solid sense of security that "I will never be alone again".

Qiao Wu stretched out a hand from the "cotton bag", stroked Bai Lan's hair, and said solemnly, "I remember." Bai Lan suddenly twitched, and lowered her head like a daughter-in-law: "Yeah. .”

Qiao Wu felt that the atmosphere seemed a little strange, so he cleared his throat and changed the subject, "By the way, I seemed to have a dream yesterday."

Bai Lan was licking her paws to hide her embarrassment, and asked, "What dream?"

Qiao Wu: "I dreamed of a little brother."

Bai Lan: "?"

Qiao Wu still felt that the dream was real and dreamlike. He cleared his throat: "He is very handsome, he has a very good figure, and his chest muscles are particularly developed. It's a pity that he didn't touch it~ The dream broke. If there is such a person, I guess it must be a special soldier." Qiao Wu's eyes glowed, and he talked non-stop, "It seems that I dreamed of going to PEX, and then came back home in a blink of an eye."

Seeing Bai Lan's choked appearance, Qiao Wu couldn't help but feel a little regretful, knowing that Bai Lan is just a cat, yp or something, isn't it super classy for him?

Qiao Wu was about to bring the topic back on the right track, when Bai Lan said coyly, "How handsome?"

Qiao Wu looked upright: "Out of ten points, I can give twelve points."

Bai Lan said very modestly: "Where is that?" Qiao Wu was wondering that he was being modest, and then she heard Bai Lan pointing to the huge poster hanging in the living room and asking: "Is there that handsome Jiang Congdong?"

Qiao Wu thought about it seriously, and then said, "No."

Bai Lan frowned: "Why is she not as handsome as that sissy!"

Today's stars are popular with feminine and delicate "flower handsome" looks, and Jiang Congdong is no exception. He is completely different from the "little brother" in his dream. One is gentle and elegant, the other is healthy and strong. Qiao Wu said confidently: "Jiang Congdong is my boy God, no one can compare."

As soon as the words fell, Qiao Wu was inexplicably slapped on the paw. Qiao Wu said "Ouch" and cursed: "You are unreasonable, why did you hit someone for no reason?"

Bai Lan snorted angrily: "I heard that you think about it every day and dream at night. Did you always spend the night with strangers?" These words sounded aggressive, Qiao Wu frowned, and saw that Bai Lan was aggrieved Staring at a pair of amber round eyes: "Otherwise, how can you be so proficient?"

Qiao Wu: I always feel that Dabai's tone is like a little daughter-in-law who is catching her husband and stealing sex.

But Qiao Wu grasped the point: "How do you know that I'm 'proficient'?" Bai Lan choked, "You said it yourself." Qiao Wu still felt a little pain in his head, rubbed his temples, and said suspiciously: " Yeah?"

Bai Lan flicked her tail in a persuasive manner: "Since you want to raise me for the rest of your life, you should let me understand, right?" Qiao Wu always felt that there was something wrong with the atmosphere, as if the big cat had become strange since he woke up from a nap. weird.

Qiao Wu had no choice but to tell the truth: "I never get drunk outside, let alone spend the night with strangers."

Bai Lan happily muttered: "I knew it." He strode onto the sofa, Qiao Wu hugged his head vigilantly, Bai Lan said, "Don't you have a headache? Let me pinch it for you." Pressing on Qiao Wu's temple, the pads were soft, and the force was neither light nor heavy, which just relieved the pain of the hangover. Qiao Wu let out a long sigh of relief: "I didn't raise you for nothing."

Since that day, Bai Lan has been trying to become a ~human again, but she has never succeeded. Apart from being called by the police station to take notes, Qiao Wu still goes to work three days fishing and two days drying the net, and goes to For online shopping, the express delivery was excellent, and when the last package arrived home, Qiao Wu didn't delay any longer, and took out the rubber band Jiang Yiko had prepared to tie her hair.

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