Coveted by stupid cats every day

"Really, Mr. Jiang?"

Jiang Jianguo suddenly realized, and slapped his forehead: "Yes, yes, I was so anxious, I forgot that this is a blue cat, although the fur color is a bit dark." As if eager to verify, he added: "There is a proof of pedigree. .”

Master Tian: "..."

"Pfft", the little apprentice behind who knows who is behind laughed outright, the suppressed laughter randomly became a piece, Master Tian's face turned green and pale, and he pursed his lips tightly like a palette and stopped talking. In the goatee under the lips, there is also a handful of white cat hair mixed in, which should be the "material" added by Bai Lan.

The rest of the masters watched their noses, noses, noses, and mouths. Although no one laughed, they all pretended to be deaf and dumb and did not speak. For a while, no one rescued Master Tian.

Bai Lan gleefully licked her paw, Xiao Hei seemed to sense that Qiao Wu had saved her life, and rubbed her ear against Qiao Wu's palm affectionately. I've only raised Dabai, a tsundere breed in my life, but I've never seen such a coquettish trick. I was so cute that half of the bones were crispy, and I gently rubbed the kitten's chin with my thumb a few times.

Bai Lan's licking of her paw froze.

Bai Lan frowned, jumped up, slapped Xiao Hei in Qiao Wu's hand far away, and called out "meow" in cat language: Shameless!

Aggrieved, Xiao Hei hid behind Jiang Jianguo, and yelled, but the content was quite provocative: No wonder your master doesn't like to touch you, you are not cute at all, and will be thrown away by your master sooner or later!

While Qiao Wu apologized to Jiang Jianguo, he pulled back Bai Lan who was trying to rush over to fight again, picked up the back of the big cat's neck, and stuffed it tightly into his arms.

Master Bai coughed lightly: "In this case, follow Master Tian's suggestion and move first."

Jiang Jianguo nodded his head: "Masters, I have written down the precautions you mentioned, but just now." He turned to Master Bai and asked eagerly, "The solution you mentioned?"

Master Bai heaved a long sigh: "If I'm not mistaken, there should be an 'unsolvable' formation here."

"Is it really 'unsolvable'?" "What is 'unsolvable'? Can't be cracked?"

As soon as this remark came out, there were whispers all around, and Jiang Jianguo asked, "What is incomprehensible?"

"It's a vicious formation recorded in ancient books." It was Qiao Wu who spoke this time, and everyone turned their attention to the youngest "master".

"You also know that 'incomprehensible'?" Metaphysics and Fengshui masters' dressing styles are full of flowers, but when they reach a certain age, most of them lead to the same goal by different routes. Master Song, who has a unified fairy style and a childlike face, smiled kindly, and asked with his beard, "Even if Those of us old guys know very little, tell us something?"

This question was meant to test the younger generation, Qiao Wu respectfully nodded at Master Song: "The so-called 'unsolvable', as the name suggests, means that there is no solution."

Hearing this, Jiang Jianguo almost fell down again, and Qiao Wu continued: "This formation can gather ghosts with a radius of tens of miles in one place, no matter whether they are dead or vicious ghosts, as long as they are recruited, there is no possibility of getting out. , if time passes, Yin and evil energy will gather into a climate, and this formation will really be 'unsolvable'."

"But now," Qiao Wu said slowly, "'unsolvable' hasn't become a thing yet."

Jiang Jianguo no longer called "Master Xiao Qiao", and was so excited that he said incoherently: "Joe, Master Qiao, tell me quickly!"

Master Song also said: "If it's not successful, is there a way to crack it?"

It’s just that this question is not sincere at all, and the tone is very similar to that of a kindergarten teacher asking innocently on purpose, “Little friend, the teacher doesn’t know how much one plus one equals, can you tell me?”

The corner of Qiao Wu's mouth twitched, and he continued: "The most difficult part of 'Unsolvable' is that you can't make mistakes when breaking the formation. This formation is made of bones, teeth, and hairs of seven kinds of animals. These animals themselves have been refined. He was tortured to death in a cruel way, so his soul lingers after death, which is also the guardian spirit of this formation."

"When setting up the formation, in order to confuse the audience, the people who set up the formation can put 21 more fake bones, [-] 'false bones', which are also refined in the same way. These [-] real and fake bones, teeth, and hairs, according to The fixed orientation is deeply buried in the soil.

But which ones are real and which ones are fake, outsiders don't know, once the formation breaks and touches the fake bone, all seven guardian spirits will be released, and no one in the formation survives. "

Qiao Wu concluded: "That's why this formation is called 'unsolvable'."

When Qiao Wu was "popularizing science", he found that besides Master Song, some of these masters were also surprised, and not everyone knew what the "unsolvable" formation was.

Not to mention those little apprentices who followed, like listening to heavenly scriptures, they all said that this magic circle is too shocking. Where are these 'eyes', and there is no room for error."

The masters that Jiang Jianguo invited showed complicated expressions towards Qiao Wu. He didn't expect that the youngest "child" could understand and see this long-lost secret technique.

From the very beginning, he was sure that Qiao Wu was the one who "cheats and cheats" Master Tian, ​​who was the most embarrassing, but now everyone is looking at him without saying a word, those eyes are enough to make his face hurt, and he refuses to admit defeat, so he has to be tough Scalp said with a cold face: "Even if you can see it, you can't crack it. What's the use?"

But Qiao Wu said: "Who said there is no way, as long as you find the seven burial sites and dig out the bones one by one, won't the formation be broken?"

This time, not only Master Tian, ​​but Jiang Jianguo, whose eyes were glowing with excitement, everyone looked at Qiao Wu like a madman. Master Song said: "Young people, don't be impulsive, this formation is so dangerous, don't you know?" If you don’t know, don’t put yourself in a dangerous situation just to show off your ability for a while.”

Qiao Wu knew that Master Song was doing it for his own good, but he still had to go this time, not for the sake of Master Hetian, as everyone present thought, but he was [-]% sure, why didn't he try?

Qiao Wu's "willingness to go his own way" finally made the people who tried to persuade him give up completely. Jiang Jianguo said that as long as he can break the battle, he is willing to give up some dry shares to the savior.

Qiao Wu had no idea how valuable Jiang's dry stocks were. From Master Tian's contemptuous expression of "people make money and birds die for food", he could guess a thing or two, so he sincerely invited everyone: "Yes! No one wants to be with me?"

Everyone shook their heads in a hurry, until Qiao Wu asked to clear the venue and leave, they still didn't forget to look at Qiao Wu for the last time with silly eyes, and sighed as if looking at the portrait.

"It's best for you to avoid it. Once the formation backfires, everyone in the formation will be affected." Qiao Wu finally ordered Jiang Jianguo, and Jiang Jianguo was so grateful that he almost knelt down to Qiao Wu.

He was probably older than Qiao Wu's father, so Qiao Wu naturally didn't dare to bear it, but he also acted like a master: "Mr. Jiang doesn't have to be like this, how can we learners die without saving? It’s just that this formation is insidious and difficult to solve, so I need three days.”

Jiang Jianguo hastily agreed, Qiao Wu would not say any more, the Jiang family had to send a few masters to prepare the "materials" for Qiao Wu to break the formation, and it was not until ten in the evening that they finally finished their work.

Jiang Jianguo left with gratitude, leaving Qiao Wu and Bai Lan alone in the villa.

Qiao Wu put away his inscrutable master appearance, sat down on the soft sofa in the large living room, pulled out the remote control, played a lively song, and turned the music to the maximum.

Bai Lan had no choice but to yell in Qiao Wu's ear: "Didn't it break the formation?"

Qiao Wu covered her ears and shrank back: "Why are you so loud! It almost deafened me."

"..." Bai Lan continued to shout, "Why are you playing music? Do you need it to break the formation?"

Due to Bai Lan's relentless yelling, Qiao Wu finally turned down the sound of the music a little and explained: "Ghosts are afraid of getting angry, and they don't like noisy places."

"Here is no better than at home. I set up a formation in meditation so that I can sleep well tonight." He said painfully: "Music is better than hundreds of spirits crying in your ears."

Thinking of Qiao Wu's special physique, Bai Lan couldn't help but feel distressed, but she was still puzzled: "Sleep tonight? Do nothing else?"

Qiao Wu said "Hmm", "Naturally, to break the formation, we must choose the time when the formation is the weakest. In this formation, the most evil things are used as the eyes of the formation, and the most yin things are recruited to strengthen the formation. Naturally, it is best to break the formation at noon."

Qiao Wu took out a can of Coke from the large double-door refrigerator, and saw that the inside was neatly stacked with lock and button boxes, all of which were freshly made "rations" by the chef of Jiang's family.

Qiao Wu satisfactorily picked out a few boxes and set up a tea table, but until the end of the meal, he didn't see the expected "Ah Piao" filling the room. They seemed to be afraid of something and refused to approach.

Qiao Wu couldn't help but look at Bai Lan, who was pouting her ass and munching seriously, "Is there still this function?"

Bai Lan turned her head and tilted her head: "Huh?"

Qiao Wu rubbed Bai Lan's hairy ears: "I don't need to turn on the music to sleep tonight."

Bai Lan's eyes lit up, and she continued to eat contentedly, but Qiao Wu kept staring at him for a long time.

There is one reason why Qiao Wu had to take over this "job", and Qiao Wu never mentioned it - this formation is quite different from the one used to imprison the female corpse at Dafan's house before, but it has the same root.

Qiao Wu realized her big cat's "new function of exorcising ghosts" and felt like a treasure, so she simply hugged it to sleep. Bai Lan was overwhelmed by the flattery, but she still managed to roll herself into a big ball of big hair, which is easy for people to hug.

There was nothing to say all night, and it was dawn in a blink of an eye. Qiao Wu was woken up by the alarm clock, and poked at the sleeping big cat: "Get up, get to work!"