Coveted by stupid cats every day

Bai Lan shuddered vigorously, and uttered a mantra: "Fuck."

He shook his hair: "No wonder the old man surnamed Jiang reacted so strongly when he heard you say that there were unclean things in the house. He should have noticed it, otherwise he wouldn't just listen to the possibility of 'unnecessary' from his subordinates, it's that big Let these 'masters' take a look at the formation."

Qiao Wu nodded: "Even a little-known person like me has been invited here. It seems that he has been rushed to the doctor. But there is only one in the house. Why are these spirits gathered in the yard?"

As Qiao Wu walked, he introduced to Bai Lan like a tour guide: "At five o'clock in front of you, there is a 'rotten skin ghost' who died of a serious illness. .”

Having said that, Qiao Wu politely asked "Hello, Grandpa", and Bai Lan seemed to hear someone tremblingly replying "Good boy".

Qiao Wu asked again: "Grandpa, what are you doing here?"

"Grandpa Ghost" looked puzzled: "I don't know, I just came here in a daze."

After "visiting" a few ghosts, Qiao Wu got the same answers, which only explained one problem, "These ghosts were artificially recruited."

Bai Lan stretched her neck, and saw busy figures not far away, dutifully shuttling around the villa, not only looking at Feng Shui, but also using magic tools to check the evil spirit.

They take the compass, chant the mantra, and show their magical powers in eighteen kinds of martial arts, but they can only look at it roughly. It takes a lot of effort for ordinary Fengshui masters to be sure that there are "dirty things" here. In this line of work, hard work is important, but talent is something ordinary people can't get after years of hard work.

Bai Lan couldn't help but make a pertinent comment: "Your yin and yang eyes are simply open." Qiao Wuyun gave him a humble look indifferently.

Although Bai Lan couldn't see it clearly, she could feel how lively the place was, and the wind was blowing. It was obviously sunny outside the villa area, but the temperature here was obviously lower than outside, but that was all.

Bai Lan flicked her tail again and asked, "If it's a 'human disaster'", what is the purpose of that person, isn't it to kill that old man surnamed Jiang? He said with distaste: "These ghosts look at each one, they are all 'old, weak, sick and disabled', and they have no lethality at all." "

I have to say that Bai Lan's phrase "the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled" summed it up perfectly.

Qiao Wu said: "Not necessarily, although no evil spirits have been attracted, but such a heavy ghost aura, after a long time, can affect people's fortunes at least, and even kill them at worst. Jiang Jianguo and his wife both fell ill. Yet?"

Bai Lan was both surprised and disdainful: "Are human beings so fragile?" Then she worried sadly: "Little Guozi, you see hell every day, won't it also affect your lifespan?"

Qiao Wu gritted her teeth: "Don't call me 'Little Guozi'."

Bai Lan followed the good advice: "Little Qiao, don't die."

This request sounded weird, and it was a little underwhelming, but it was sincere, and Qiao Wu actually found it useful. He waved his hand, and said in a rough voice, "My horoscope is tough, and I can accompany you for the rest of my life."

Even if he is not a monster, it is no small matter just because he can speak. As long as he doesn't leave, it is more than enough to accompany Qiao Wu for the rest of his life.With such a big hairball by my side, it's really not so lonely to fight around.

"Lifetime, it's a deal!" Bai Lan cheerfully jumped up to Lao Gao, extremely flexible like a big hairball.Qiao Wu followed behind. For the first time, he felt that he was not so afraid of walking through the "dirty things" with pale complexions or incomplete ones. He raised the corners of his mouth and murmured, "Forever."

Facing him was a round, chubby little folded ear lying on the window sill, licking its fur leisurely. Qiao Wu loved the house and the crow. Seeing that it was as fluffy as his Dabai, he couldn't help boasting, "It's so cute."

However, before the beautiful scene lasted for 2 minutes, Qiao Wu saw his talking, fat (crossed out), strong big white tabby cat, fighting with the fold-eared cat who was a circle smaller than him Yes, cats meowing one after another.

Zhe'er was not Bai Lan's opponent, before he finished half a round, he lost his shadow after a desperate dive, and seemed to have bumped into a certain master in the distance.

"..." Qiao Wu, "Do you have ADHD?"

Bai Lan moaned, "It's so fat, how cute is it?"

Is this jealous?Qiao Wu wisely swallowed "You're not skinny".

Qiao Wu walked around the entire villa, and the other masters and apprentices also saw the same thing, and began to express their opinions. The expressions of the masters were solemn, and they probably all saw that there was a problem with the mansion.

"Mr. Jiang, the orientation and orientation of your home are excellent, and even the layout is careful enough. The orientation of the head of the bed, the layout of the home, and even the types and orientation of the plants in the house are all particular, and they are encircling. If you guessed correctly, it should be a good pattern for gathering energy and wealth."

Jiang Jianguo nodded hastily: "Master Song is right. Before I moved, I asked Master to have a look."

Master Song nodded knowingly, but changed the topic: "It's a pity that your family's 'gathering qi and wealth' pattern does not gather qi."

Jiang Jianguo hurriedly asked: "Then what happened?"

"Ghostly."

Hearing this, Jiang Jianguo's face changed in horror. He took out a handkerchief and wiped it on his forehead. His expression was filled with fear but not surprise. He even murmured "Sure enough", and only asked, "How can I crack this?" ?”

Master Tian, ​​who had ridiculed Qiao Wu before, was not as calm as he was at the beginning, and mused, "I'm afraid it's not easy to deal with."

"Oh? Master Tian can't do anything about it?" A master who was younger than other masters began to sarcastic, "It's a pity that we young people are still waiting to open our eyes."

Master Tian's cowhide was punctured before, and he was so angry that he squeezed the compass in his hand, but now he has lost the firm self-confidence before, and because of his "elder" attitude, he can't afford to scold him again Man, he had to snort heavily from his nose.

However, the words "it's not easy to deal with" really spoke out the aspirations of the rest of the people. Jiang Jianguo saw the expressions on the faces of the masters, his heart was cold for a while, and he said with pain: "If there is no way to crack it, it will not be a problem. Master can be sure that the problem is in this house, which can be considered to have solved my doubts, and I will just move out."

"Mr. Jiang, it's too late to move out now." Master Bai said.

"That's right, unless you break the spirit-gathering formation, even if you move away, these ghosts will keep on sucking your luck away if they spot you."

"Those masters..." Jiang Jianguo looked earnestly, and even prayed a little, "If you can help, I will never forget this kindness."

The "kindness" of the business tycoon must have been considerable, but unfortunately, everyone was silent, and it was Master Tian who spoke first: "The best way now is to stop the loss. Let's move out as soon as possible. It is better to make amends than to wait for death. "

Jiang Jianguo almost fell to the ground when he heard this, but the nanny on the side helped him: "My wife is still lying in the hospital, and I ask all the masters to help, help, I am willing to pay any price! I am dead It doesn't matter, what about my wife and daughter... there must be a way, right?"

Everyone was silent, Jiang Jianguo's face gradually turned into a look of despair, Master Bai said: "Mr. Jiang, there is no solution at all. As long as there is a glimmer of hope, we will not refuse to save you. You should move first." Get out and minimize the damage as soon as possible."

Seeing that Master Bai didn't say anything to death, Jiang Jianguo wiped his nose with a handkerchief, thanked him repeatedly, and said, "Then I listened to the masters and moved out first. Is there any taboo about moving?"

Master Tian said: "Change the qi gathering pattern at home. Now instead of gathering wealth, it attracts dirty things." It's like trying to get back the lost face and prove that I'm a capable master.

"One more thing, Mr. Jiang's family's feng shui has changed, so it is not suitable for keeping cats, especially black cats." Master Tian explained everything in detail, and finally added.

The young master who refuted Master Tian said: "But the classics say that 'the black cat is a thing to ward off evil spirits'. It is easy to place in the south, and it is suitable for all descendants. You must have heard of it."

Master Tian said angrily: "There are no rules! You don't have the right to intervene when the elders are talking." He took advantage of the situation and glanced at Qiao Wu, who had been silent for a long time, "The young people nowadays are more shameful than each other."

Qiao Wu: "..."

Master Tian said: "Because of the sudden change in feng shui at this time, cats are extremely psychic, not only cannot be raised, but it is better to sacrifice them in the ancient way, cutting off the passage of yin and yang."

At this time, a weak meow sounded, and Jiang Jianguo glanced at the folded-eared cat squatting at his feet at some point, and said, "I can't keep it, so I can just let it go? Xiao Hei has been with me for many years... ..."

"The lives of your wife and children are more important than the lives of your pets. I hope Mr. Jiang will think about it clearly." At this moment, Master Tian showed his uncompromising "superior" style, which made Jiang Jianguo hesitate to speak.

Qiao Wu followed the folded ears at Jiang Jianguo's feet, and the more he looked at them, the more familiar they looked. Isn't this the one that Dabai had inexplicably bullied before?

In a serious and slightly sad atmosphere, Qiao Wu coughed lightly: "Well, Master Tian, ​​is your eyesight okay?"

Master Tian: "?"

"It's not a black cat, it's a blue cat." Qiao Wu squatted down and lifted up the little black round face: "This is a British shorthair cat, a blue cat, with pure fur color."

The author has something to say: Wow, the holidays are over. It is said that every festive season puts on three catties, and Sanxi, who has been working overtime, has also gained weight TT

If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by the catty QAQ