Coveted by stupid cats every day

Qiao Wu, who had been a "three-good employee" for a few days, finally skipped work early, Wang Yi actually had the illusion that the world was normal, and seeing Qiao Wu's back in a hurry, she always felt that this guy was not as simple as going to see cats , so excited, clearly to see the little lover.

When Qiao Wu went home to check the bus card, Dafan sent a few WeChat messages, saying that he had gone out and asked Qiao Wu to wait at home.

The other party wasn't at home, and Qiao Wu couldn't see the cat even when he went. He was bored, so he simply changed into a set of Bai Lanxi (Nai) Huan (catch) clothes. Not long after, he heard Dafan's doorbell.

Seeing Dafan again, both Qiao Wu and Dafan were taken aback.

Dafan was the first to react, and said with a smile, "I almost didn't recognize you dressed like this."

Qiao Wu: "...is the hoodie weird?" Then he thought about the last time they met, because he was reluctant to confess, he was not in the mood to dress up at all, so he just put on a jacket over his pajamas, which was nondescript and sloppy.

"It's not strange, it's not strange!" Dafan hurriedly explained, "You are very energetic and handsome in this way."

Where can a hoodie be so handsome?But definitely more handsome than Doraemon pajamas with a leather jacket.

Qiao Wu coughed dryly: "Let's go."

After getting into the car, Qiao Wu asked casually, "Last time you sent a WeChat message saying that you were sick, did you feel better?"

Dafan was obviously pleased by this concern: "It's much better, thank you for remembering."

"..." Qiao Wu always felt that the other party seemed to have misunderstood something, so he simply didn't lay the groundwork, and asked directly: "Have you encountered any unusual things or strange people recently?"

Dafan shook his head, and said rather ignorantly, "No, what's the matter?"

Qiao Wu said bluntly: "Your seal is black."

Dafan was silent for a moment, and then burst out laughing, "You are too cute."

"...", Qiao Wu felt that this was too much to answer, so she shut her mouth wisely.

After learning about Feng Shui and learning nothing else, he understood why Bian Que died, because when he was rushing to treat Cai Huangong, he himself had no clinical symptoms at all!Then don't you think Bian Que is a liar?

In Mr. Feng Shui's team, there were already a lot of liars, and many people directly equated "Feng Shui" with "liars".Qiao Wu didn't want to be regarded as a fraudster, especially as Dabai's former owner.

It took about ten minutes to drive, and it was not too far. After entering the community, Dafan skillfully parked the car on the sidewalk next to the unit building. The tree stretched out neatly, and the car could only ride obliquely on the sidewalk, with the wheels on both sides one high and one low.

Even though Qiao Wu didn't own a car, the auto show in Yan City was never over, and he would visit 4S stores when he had time.

So I know Dafan’s bare car is 37 to [-], and it must be more than [-] when it’s all sold. Although it’s not a luxury car, it’s not cheap either. It looks well maintained, and I’m a car lover, so I won’t even have a parking space. nor.

"Stopping like this for a long time will easily unbalance the main axle, which is not good for the car." Qiao Wu said.

"I can't help it," Dafan sneered, "I just moved here, and I haven't rented a parking space." Speaking of this, his tone was a little smug: "There are no new houses in this area, so I can only buy second-hand houses, but they are also rough. , the previous owner was looking to increase the value, it was just renovated, and it was just moved in yesterday, I'll take you to have a look."

The holidays in Yan City are now outrageously high, and being able to buy a house in this kind of location is indeed something to be proud of.

"Dabai is very obedient. I'll pick you up whenever you want to see it." Dafan said as he opened the door, the words stuck in his throat, and he froze.

I saw the "obedient" big white cat digging the wall conscientiously.The freshly painted white wall surface fell off like flour, and a large piece of cement wall was really scraped out.

Qiao Wu: "..."

Dafan: "..."

When Bai Lan heard the sound of the door opening, she turned her head away and saw the "former owner" and "current owner" appearing at the gate together, her body like a big hairball obviously stiffened for a moment, but then she turned her head away again, pouted. He continued to plan the wall with his fat buttocks, as if he was still angry with Qiao Wu.

Qiao Wu laughed dryly and shouted, "Dabai, what are you doing!"

Bai Lan ignored her this time, her two claws flew around, and the new house was covered with ashes.Qiao Wu sneaked a look at Dafan's expression, he seemed very angry, but because of Qiao Wu's presence, Dafan just squatted down gently and forced a smile: "Dabai, don't be naughty."

Bai Lan didn't care about him, she turned a deaf ear to him, and started digging harder.

Seeing that Dafan was so angry that his face was turning green, Qiao Wu quickly explained: "This cat is not like this at home. It may be a stress response in a different environment." He picked it up, forced it into his arms, and continued to laugh dryly at Dafan.

Seeing that the ancestor finally stopped, Dafan looked at Qiao Wu again, finally turned his anger into a smile, and said in a gentlemanly manner: "I'm sorry for making such a mess at home, wait a minute, I'll go change clothes, we Go out and eat."

When did you say it was time to eat?

Qiao Wu hurriedly said, "No need!"

Dafan said again: "If you don't want to go out, I'll go to the kitchen to fry veal steaks for you. The ingredients are already ready." After finishing speaking, before Qiao Wu objected, he blew into the kitchen like a gust of wind.

Although the steak is cooked, the kitchen is a Chinese-style kitchen. The two sliding doors are closed, which can isolate the oily smoke from the living room.

"..." Qiao Wu murmured, "Forget it, it's good to take a look here." Since just now, Dafan's seal hall has been blackened, and a faint black air is lingering in this room. It's bad luck, it should have something to do with his new house.

Before he finished thinking, Qiao Wu was pawed again, "What's wrong?"

It was a cool young boy's voice, definitely not Dafan.

Qiao Wu was startled, and looked around: "Who is talking?"

The range hood was turned on in the kitchen, Dafan couldn't hear the movement outside, so he asked at the top of his voice, "What's wrong?"

Qiao Wu had no choice but to reply at the top of her voice, "It's okay!"

"Why did you give me away?" Qiao Wu looked down and saw the angry big cat, and said in shock, "Dabai?!"

Qiao Wu held Bai Lan's nape, and forced the big cat to look at him, one person and one cat, with four eyes facing each other, Qiao Wu asked uncertainly, "Did you talk?"

Bai Lan was impatient: "Didn't you hear that, why did you abandon me?"

When he speaks, he is accustomed to being aloof and natural, as if he was born with dignity, and his clear youthful voice carries an unquestionable coercion.

Even though he has seen thousands of "dirty things", Qiao Wu still couldn't help but shudder. Dabai doesn't have any demonic aura, let alone ghostly aura!

The more unknown you are, the more dangerous you will instinctively feel. Qiao Wu resisted the urge to throw Bai Lan out, and asked, "What the hell are you?" Then he thought of something, and asked in one breath, "The monster that was in the morgue that day , did you do it?"

Bai Lan shook her body, easily broke free from Qiao Wu's shackles, and arrogantly sat down on the lap of the "former master".

"It's me." Although the tone was wild and cool, it's a pity that the licking action was too smooth, which slightly damaged Bai Lan's domineering.

Qiao Wu found out that Dabai had a collar tied around his neck, and what was hanging on the collar was the white crystal that he had seen in the video before.

The sliding door of the kitchen opened, and Dafan brought out the fried veal steak. Qiao Wu shut up immediately. In fact, there is no need to worry. Dafan would never have thought that Qiao Wu would chat with the cat. After frying the steak, his emotions Already adjusted seven seven eight eight.

When he glanced at the dilapidated wall that was scratched out by Bai Lan, which was incompatible with the exquisite and simple Nordic-style decoration of his house, he was calm and even a little gentle: "Wait a minute, the borscht is not ready yet."

Even seeing the big cat staring at him in Qiao Wu's arms, he was not annoyed, as if he was in a good mood: "By the way, Dabai doesn't like to wear cat bells, but he likes the little stone very much, so I put it on. Don't know where it got it from."

The insignificant "stone" in Dafan's mouth was the spar that fell from the "big goat". Qiao Wu even wondered whether Dabai's sudden ability to speak had something to do with this "stone".

"You two are very affectionate." Just after closing the kitchen sliding door, Bai Lan's voice drifted over coolly.

Qiao Wu inexplicably felt a little cold, and a feeling of "guilty" crept up in his heart, but why should he be guilty?Qiao Wu said seriously: "Do you know what intimacy means? Just talk nonsense. The human language is extensive and profound. You can learn it slowly."

Bai Lan frowned: "Every time he sends a WeChat message, I read it! You two are so affectionate!"

Weak chicken?Although Dafan is not an exaggerated muscular man, he is at least stronger than Qiao Wu. Even he is weak, so what is he?

Qiao Wu looked contemptuously at the fat white hair ball on his leg, and finally shut up wisely—this is not a place for disputes, if Dafan finds out that a cat can talk, and nothing else, his A conscientious senior brother can make Qiao Wu have a long memory.

The kitchen door was opened for the third time, accompanied by Dafan's enthusiastic and gentlemanly voice, "It's all here this time, I don't know if you like it or not."

Finally, Bai Lan grabbed Qiao Wu's ear and said, "Take me back." This time, Qiao Wu readily agreed, even if Bai Lan didn't say anything, Qiao Wu would still find a way to take him away. There were too many things that were unclear, You must ask carefully.

One Caesar salad, two borscht soups, two steaks, served with blanched broccoli, and there were traces of my own preparation in the sauce - the basil leaves that haven't fully melted, but it looks like it, you can see Carefully.

"How about it?"

Qiao Wu praised sincerely: "It's delicious."

With a sound of "pa", Bai Lan knocked Dafan's soup bowl to the ground.再一看那罪魁祸首，竟堂而皇之地一屁~股蹲在餐桌上舔爪子，就差把“欠揍”两个字写身上了。

Qiao Wu still has the self-consciousness of being the "master", and couldn't help showing embarrassment. Forget it, since this is the case, it's better to push the boat along, "Da Sail," Qiao Wu put down the knife and fork, "How about I bring Dabai~ Let's go back."

The author has something to say: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!Beware of text message scams!I received it today

"I, Chang'e, send money.

The fifteenth moon is 16 yuan. "

I almost believed it, and then I remembered that there is no mobile base station on the moon!Thanks to my wit.