Coveted by stupid cats every day

Seeing all the exaggerated white cuteness, and many people who left their contact information to ask the host to send cats, asking why the host has not been online for so many days, and whether he has regretted it, Qiao Wu felt mixed feelings.

In fact, he never forgot his plan to send Dabai away, he just procrastinated silently. No one reminded him, so he was happy to deceive himself and others to raise him for a while.

For so many years, Qiao Wu has always been alone, and he really complied with the phrase "the older he gets, the lonelier he gets". The senior brother has his own family, and the old man doesn't see anyone all day long. Qiao Wu has already adapted to loneliness.

But Bai Lan suddenly appeared, and Qiao Wu even thought that the big cat's life was "hard", didn't there be any accidents after raising it for so long?Unfortunately, it almost cost him his life in the end.

Bai Lan was made to feel weak by his own stupid human beings. His hair stood on end, and he suddenly gained weight. He sat upright, shook his cat ears, and tried to remember if he had broken a vase or scratched a sofa recently.

Probably not - scratching last week doesn't count.

Then why did Qiao Wu stare straight at him?Crazy?

Bai Lan glanced at the half-remaining potato chips, suddenly realized, tangled in her heart for a moment, and pushed it back righteously. He doesn't care about me personally, and I will return it to you if I return it.

After Bai Lan finished the "sacrifice", she arrogantly licked her paws, and found that Qiao Wu was still looking at her in a daze, and then she heard Qiao Wu say flatly, "Dabai, let me give you away. "

After Qiao Wu finished speaking, she looked away, not daring to look at a big cat again, and never turned her head away.

Bai Lan: "...?!"

Afterwards, no matter how Bai Lan played and acted, Qiao Wu didn't say a word, until Bai Lan scratched Qiao Wu's pants off with one paw, and the baggy pajama pants passed her buttocks, and there was no hindrance.

Bai Lan stared at the white ass of her stupid human being, and was caught in the strong visual impact and the fear of a violent beating. She forgot to stretch her paw again, and the whole cat froze.

Qiao Wu didn't hit him, but just pulled up his pants silently, and closed the bedroom door with a "bang", and the lock was locked in one go.

Through the door, I could hear intermittent phone calls from inside, "It's called Dabai, he hasn't been sterilized...because I'm allergic to cats...he's very good, does he accept visits?"

Bai Lan almost scratched the door open.

It was after lunch time that Qiao Wu came out of the bedroom. That night, Qiao Wu ordered a few of his favorite dishes for Bai Lan in one go, and the three delivery guys delivered them one after another before they were all together. For dinner, for a single dog who lives on hamburger, pizza, and Japanese-style rice bowls all year round, this meal is definitely luxurious.

It's a pity that Bai Lan didn't appreciate it. She didn't even raise her eyelids when she saw her favorite food. The fat cat, who usually eats four meals a day, went on a hunger strike.

Bai Lan sat down on her exclusive pillow, pointed her tail at Qiao Wu, changed her previous violent routine of pulling off her pants when she disagreed with her, and used her back and silence to accuse her master of cruelty.

Qiao Wu felt uncomfortable looking at the table. Although Qiao Wu yelled unscrupulously at a table of food, there seemed to be something stuck in his throat, and he couldn't eat any more. He just put down his chopsticks and sighed: "You don't even have a cat! There is no litter, and it has grown to such a size that it has never eaten a bite of cat food."

Bai Lan shouted angrily: Meow meow! (You didn't plan to raise me from the beginning, right? So you didn't prepare anything!)

Qiao Wu: "I know you don't want to part with me, but the new owner is also very good. I chose it out of thousands of choices."

Bai Lan: Meow meow! ! (You just chose an hour! Think I can't count!)

Qiao Wu: "When I get to my new home, I won't be as naughty as I am now. Only I can bear your bad temper."

Qiao Wu: "Don't eat so much at the beginning, you can only eat and sleep, and you can't look after the house. What if they regret not supporting you?"

Bai Lan: Meow a chicken!

Qiao Wu's affectionate advice was very effective. When Bai Lan finally retracted her claws, Qiao Wu felt that she could dance a hula with a wreath around her neck.

After tossing around until midnight, Qiao Wu managed to take off the clothes and trousers that had been scratched into strips by Bai Lan. One person and one cat lay on the bed with their backs facing each other.

The person who came to pick up the cat was a handsome young man, who looked very young. Qiao Wu called the alarm: "You are not a student, are you? Can your family allow you to keep a cat?"

The young man smiled softly, showing his white teeth: "Haha, I've been working a long time ago, I'm a photographer, and I live alone, but you, you look like a student."

Who asked you what job you were in, Bai Lan felt that this person was smiling too warmly, she looked uneasy and kind, and was "gripping her hands" to find a chance to scratch him.

Qiao Wu turned a deaf ear to the young man's question, and tactfully held down Bai Lan, who was about to make trouble, but the young man didn't care, and asked, "What brand of cat food do you usually eat?"

Qiao Wu was stunned for a moment, but said honestly, "Hot and sour noodles are my favorite."

youth:"?!!"

Qiao Wu was ashamed: "I haven't fed cat food yet, I should feed cat food, cat food should be healthier... I will trouble you when I understand it later." Then she told him in detail about Bai Lan's daily routine and how she likes to play What.

After finishing speaking, Qiao Wu realized that he spoke and acted like a hard-working old woman. He obviously disliked the big cat, but at some point, he actually remembered the fat cat's likes and dislikes clearly.

"What 'you', just call me Dafan, that's what all my friends call me." Dafan said, "Add a WeChat, so that I can send you Dabai's photos and videos in the future, so you can rest assured, right?"

Qiao Wu and this Dafan became friends with each other, forced Bai Lan into the cat bag, and watched the other party drive away. His heart was empty, and he actually felt a sense of desolation like an old father marrying his daughter.

There was one less cat in the room, and it was quite empty all of a sudden. Qiao Wu collapsed on the sofa, with the leftover potato chips that Dabai and Dabai had snatched for a long time yesterday.

Some things are annoying when you are there, but once you leave, your mind is full of them.

A public service advertisement is being broadcast on TV: "Once you choose, you will be responsible for life." Qiao Wu changed the channel, "You are the only dog's life."

Qiao Wu suddenly felt unbearable, and turned off the TV angrily. Unfortunately, there were Bai Lan's shadows everywhere in the house. If she wasn't scratched by that short-haired animal, why couldn't she take it anymore?Could it be that you are shaking M?

Qiao Wu felt that he needed to change his environment to adjust his emotions.

The next day, Qiao Wu returned to work ahead of schedule, and everyone from the leader to the colleague to the sweeping aunt all paid long-term attention, making Qiao Wu feel uncomfortable. In the position, trying to bury himself with the report.

Wang Yi was even more exaggerated, and went directly to Qiao Wu's face: "Have you been pierced by a soul! Qiao Wu can't go to work early! Who are you? Which dynasty! Or which planet!"

Qiao Wu struggled to escape from the devil's grasp, and covered his face: "What a mess, thank you for speaking humanly."

Wang Yi pursed her lips and regained her composure: "Isn't it the trigeminal nerve ~ pain turning into Meniere's syndrome? Why did you come back so early?"

Qiao Wu is serious: "Persisting in work despite illness, young people have to struggle."

Wang Yi rolled her eyes, she didn't want to talk to Qiao Wu any more, and said politely, "I don't want to disturb your promotion, but when you're not here, I'll make three weekly reports for you, please settle the milk tea for next month."

Qiao Wu readily agreed: "Okay, Your Majesty."

However, the milk tea obviously couldn't seal Wang Yi's mouth. After a few days of silence, Wang Yi came over and said mysteriously: "You are not in love, are you?"

Qiao Wu was terrified: "No! Why do you ask that?"

Wang Yi Conan possessed: "You have been out of your mind recently, and you look at your phone every day, or you are in a daze, and your IQ is plummeting. You must be in love."

"..." Qiao Wu, "I'm watching cats."

Wang Yi regained her spirits: "Do you want to raise a cat? What breed, let me help you see it?"

Qiao Wu: "It's not raising cats, it's sending them away." Seeing Wang Yi's shocked face, he explained, "I seem to be allergic to cats."

Knowing that she had guessed wrong, Wang Yi went back to her desk and continued to copy and paste the press release without much interest. Qiao Wu's WeChat rang again.

"The scratching post I bought for Dabai has arrived."

"The veal steak I fried myself tastes good. When you come to see Dabai, let's try my cooking."

"Today I have a lot of work, and I am moving again. I am exhausted."

"I'll show you my new home. Dabai's cat litter is in the living room."

"It's hard to be sick."

"I heard a particularly nice song, and I want to share it with you."

……

In the afternoon, Qiao thought to himself: It seems to be a little more frequent, no wonder the king misunderstood that he was in a relationship.

But Qiao Wu always skipped these unnutritious questions and didn't answer them. He just looked at the cat. Now it seems that there is a little... ambiguity?

Dafan's WeChat profile picture is a selfie of himself, which is pleasing to the eye. Qiao Wu's "gay" has never been well-developed. I don't know if this person is purely talkative or smells of "similarity". Unfortunately, Qiao Wu dare not go there. Think about that.

Once he thought about that, Qiao Wu couldn't help being discouraged. He couldn't even support a cat, let alone a human being. His fate was officially recognized as "an orphan".

Qiao Wu was sad because of this, but he felt that it was easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but it was difficult to go from extravagance to frugality. I was really not used to being a good excrement shoveler and reduced to "raising cats in the cloud". Understanding is not good.

Qiao Wu comforted herself: Just take a look at it casually, and after a while, make sure that "Dafan" is really reliable, and stop masochistic.

Thinking wildly, Qiao Wu was startled when he received the video again. The "cat toy" that Dabai was playing with was too familiar. Isn't it the spar that he spit out from his mouth after returning from the morgue?

Qiao Wu didn't even notice when Da Baishun walked away. No wonder this guy stayed so peacefully in his new home, so he was waiting for him to go to the lost and found.

Thinking this way, he couldn't get angry, instead he felt relieved that "the cat is still in love with the old owner".

Qiao Wu hesitated for a moment, then sent another message to Dafan: "I'll go see the cat tomorrow."

The other party replied in seconds: "What time? I'll pick you up."

Qiao Wu: "...No need to answer."

The author has something to say: Bai Lan (forced question): Isn't this chapter taking me home?

Qiao Wu (turns around and looks at Sanxi aggressively)

Sanxi (abbreviated): Don’t start, the estimate is wrong, the next chapter will continue with QAQ

ps: The copy of the received document "Boyfriend is fierce and cute" has been opened, please lie flat and collect it

Copywriter:

One sentence introduction: I am super fierce, oh!

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1. The main text, sweet sweet

2. Opening time: seamless connection after the end of "Stupid Cat"

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