Coveted by stupid cats every day

When Qiao Wu arrived at the unit, the director was holding a technical briefing meeting in the conference room, and his colleagues gestured to him from afar. Qiao Wu understood, knowing that the other party had covered him, turned around calmly, picked up the cup and went straight to drink Due to the opportunity, I have been there all the time, just going out for a walk, and there is no illusion of being late.

There are many second-line leaders who have retired in the department, so there is no punch card machine installed. Being late and leaving early depends on the eyes of the director, and Qiao Wu is just a grassroots employee. , the most important thing is stability.

However, such a leisurely job, he also spent three days fishing and two days drying the net. Fortunately, his immediate superiors more or less let him go as if they had made an appointment, and collectively looked forward to this "little expert who skipped shifts". Close one eye.

Sure enough, when the director heard the commotion, he just glanced at him indifferently, then turned his head away out of sight and out of mind. Qiao Wu heaved a sigh of relief, reckoning that he would not deduct too much from this month's performance by giving the leader face, so I returned it. In the office, he smiled at Wang Yi who tipped him off in a good mood: "Thank you, Your Majesty."

Wang Yi doesn't like people calling her by her first name, it sounds like "Aunt Wang", calling her decades old out of thin air.

Wang Yi was admitted here after graduation. She has just worked for a year and is about the same age as Qiao Wu. She once thought that Qiao Wu was so arrogant that at least he must be a second-generation official.

Unexpectedly, after getting along for a long time, I found that this person is "tall, rich and handsome", which only takes up the word "handsome"-for Wang Yi who takes off his shoes at 1.7 meters 1.8, below [-] meters [-] is a second-class disability-not to mention Qiao Wu's young age He started dawdling lightly, just short of engraving the word "lazy" in capital letters on his forehead.

But "handsome" is enough to smooth out most of the defects.

Wang Yi was secretly watching the news on her mobile phone, and waved her hands proudly: "Thank you, no need, old rules." Before Qiao Wu agreed, Wang Yi sighed again: "Do you know Lan Manman? The one who played "My Boyfriend Always Sheds Hair" !"

Qiao Wu: "What happened to her?"

Wang Yi was mysterious: "It was uploaded on the Internet that she is the mistress of the boss of Daheng Real Estate! Tsk tsk, it has aroused public anger, and now the whole Internet is full of black material about her."

Qiao Wu is not very interested in gossip in the entertainment industry, but Wang Yi is not interested. Listen patiently. Now netizens have almost zero tolerance for mistresses, especially female stars who destroy people's families. Qiao Wu does not listen to Wang Yi. You can guess how Lan Manman will be scolded on the Internet if you make a big show.

Lan Manman not only ruined her star career, but also faced lawsuits. When people are unlucky, drinking cold water will get stuck between their teeth. When Lan Manman was filming, she accidentally fell into the water and almost drowned. But the bottom of the artificial lake is Stepped, near the shore, the water level is not deep, it is estimated that it only reaches the waist of an adult.

But Lan Manman was almost drowned. Netizens were full of righteous indignation and said that this was retribution, and Xiao San deserved to die.

There are also conspiracy theorists who say that the wife of the boss of Daheng may have lowered Lan Manman's head, and some even uploaded a video of Lan Manman falling into the water at that time.

The so-called "fan filming" is a video shot by fans with their mobile phones. Some production crews are not fully enclosed for filming. Fortunately, this video of falling into the water was shot by fans and sent out.

As soon as the news of Lan Manman falling into the water came out, it occupied the headlines of Weibo's trending search list. All the people involved in the incident were stripped clean, and even a few old masters in the office who didn't often watch entertainment news were able to agree. In a word, everyone knows the trouble.

After chatting about gossip, Wang Yi's mouth was a little parched, and she turned to her own cup. Qiao Wu remembered the "old rules" and said, "Your Majesty, I'll treat you to milk tea later."

When Qiao Wu smiled, a shallow pear dimple appeared on the right side of his mouth, and those round almond eyes, filled with a smile, naturally curved up, like the sunshine on the surface of a clear lake, and the blue waves shone, making people blush and heartbeat.

But Wang Yi knew Qiao Wu too well, and knew that this man had a good skin, but he was used to wandering. Although he was easy-going, he refused to really get too close to others.

However, knowing this, she was still accidentally injured by his hormones that don't want money. Wang Yi feigned anger: "What a king, call me Your Lady Queen! Go buy it now, or you will skip work again later and let me go."

Qiao Wu was so kind, he actually went downstairs obediently and became a "delivery boy". Not only Wang Yi, but also everyone in the office, coaxing the teachers and staff to smile. The monitor on the seat is in a daze, and the online management system is slower than the original after the upgrade. Every time it is refreshed, it will be stuck for half a minute.

Wang Yi crossed the partition of her workstation, peeked over, and found that Qiao Wu had calmed down, as if she had torn off the mask of "community" and became incompatible with her surroundings again, so she couldn't help but secretly sighed.

After all, Qiao Wu didn't make it to the off-duty time, and slipped out at [-]-[-]:[-] p.m. after finishing the work. After "working overtime" last night, he found a place where he was so angry and angry. Breathing heavily.

Qiao Wu rubbed his eyes and opened the door, only to find that the big cat was still occupying the bed, forming a fluffy round "cat cake" in the center, sleeping soundly. Shaking his ears, his round eyes opened a slit, and after seeing the person clearly, he lazily closed them again, without any intention of giving way to the host, let alone opening the door to greet him.

Qiao Wu felt drowsy, and thought he didn't have the energy to fight another three hundred rounds with this short-haired beast, so he simply picked up the whole "cat cake", moved it to the foot of the bed, and threw himself heavily into the soft quilt.

Bai Lan was moved from the nest in good condition, and she really wanted to lose her temper, but before her sharp claws came out, she touched a warm body. Bai Lan turned her head and saw that Qiao Wu was almost touching the pillow, The thick eyelashes trembled slightly with even breathing.

Bai Lan stretched her waist, stretched her fluffy body so long, retracted her paws and shook her fur, slightly narrowed her round amber eyes, and looked at this beautiful human being for a moment. Lie down next to Qiao Wu again.

In Qiao Wu's sleep, he felt something warm and fluffy leaning towards him, like a big pillow, so he grabbed it into his arms without even thinking about it.

Bai Lan: "..."

Bai Lan didn't know why she didn't scratch Qiao Wu's face on the spot. It was probably because this person smelled so good, with a bit of cool ghost smell and pure soul fragrance, which made Bai Lan feel very comfortable. He even closed his eyes in a daze.

One person and one cat slept from [-] to [-] in the afternoon until the lights came on. Qiao Wu was woken up by the ringing of the mobile phone. Bai Lan's hearing is much more sensitive than that of humans, and the ringing of the mobile phone in his ears had a greater impact on him. The solid was taken aback, and jumped up to the top of Qiao Wu's head.

Qiao Wu reached out to pick the big cat off, and threw it on the ground casually. Bai Lan jumped up straight with a "meow", and bared her teeth at Qiao Wu.

Qiao Wu directly ignored the flamboyant big cat, with a nasal voice that hadn't woken up: "What's the matter, brother?"

After a while, Qiao Wu's expression gradually became serious, "Well, okay. Wait, is it during the day? But I have to go to work during the day..." I don't know what was said on the phone, Qiao Wu said happily: "That's it! I also Is it considered skipping work at public expense?"

The other end of the phone said helplessly: "This matter has a great impact, so we can't make a big fanfare."

Qiao Wu hung up the phone and checked the time again. It was already 07:30 in the evening. Qiao Wu opened the ordering app and ordered a braised pork rice. He glanced at the big cat squatting on the cabinet and staring at him. The corners of the eyes and brows are full of disgust: "It's because of me." But I still added a teriyaki chicken chop.

Qiao Wu walked to the window, thought for a while, and felt that the second floor should be like walking on flat ground for the cat, so he opened the window and reasoned with the big cat without much hope: "You can leave anytime you want, feed you a meal or two." Don't worry, I won't buy you cat food."

But the big cat seemed to understand, and arrogantly gave Qiao Wu a supercilious look. He didn't even look at the window, but stared at the door eagerly, as if he was concentrating on waiting for the takeaway.

Why do cats wait for takeout?Qiao Wu shook his head, shaking out the strange thoughts in his mind.

While waiting for the takeaway, Qiao Wu walked into the study room. This house is not big, only about [-] square meters, but the location is very good. It is the inheritance left to him by Grandpa Qiao Wu. The housing prices in Yan City have skyrocketed, and now it is considered a fortune. No small fortune.

Qiao Wu tidied up the yellow paper on the computer desk indiscriminately, turned on the computer and started searching for Lan Manman's news, and the viral video of falling into the water appeared in the most prominent position. After watching it, Qiao Wu immediately understood why this video had the highest number of hits Not high enough.

It's really weird. The artificial lake is located in the Hengshi film and television base. Not only is the water on the shore shallow, there are even no aquatic plants.

But Lan Manman seemed to be firmly held in the water by a pair of invisible big hands. No matter how hard she struggled, she just couldn't raise her head. If the staff hadn't rescued her in time, Lan Manman would have drowned waist-deep in the clear water.

The official statement about this matter is that Lan Manman suffered from cramps in cold water, and the police intervened in the investigation and found nothing abnormal, basically ruling out human-made frame-ups.

However, in the comment area, there are many speculations about various strange powers and gods. The one with the most likes is "Water Monkey Talk", and "Water Monkey" is also called "Water Ghost".

Legend has it that the souls of people who drown in the river will not disperse. They lurk in the waters, grab passing living people and drown them, and serve as their substitutes. These "water monkeys" will have the opportunity to reincarnate. And the "dead ghosts" become the new "water monkeys", repeating the cycle.

No wonder the senior brother was in such a hurry, Qiao Wu thought, the department where his senior brother Wen worked was dedicated to dealing with such supernatural events, but just like the Ministry of Magic in Harry Potter, one of the daily tasks of the "special department" is to The general public cannot be made aware of the existence of such a department, so the brother still has a "normal status" to the outside world.

Qiao Wu reopened the video. I don't know when the big cat followed up in the study. He sat down on the computer desk in front of Qiao Wu, staring at the weird scene on the display without blinking. The fluffy and soft fur Outlining Bai Lan's serious back into a ball, flicking her long tail, fluffing past Qiao Wu's hand holding the mouse.

Qiao Wu picked up the hair on the back of Bai Lan's neck expressionlessly, and threw it aside. Bai Lan bared her teeth angrily, "Human beings who don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth!" Unfortunately, it fell into the ears of "human beings", and it became a meaningless "meow" Meow meow".

Bai Lan's hair on her face was flattened by Qiao Wu's slap, "Shut up."

Bai Lan suddenly raised the confidence that she could crush this human being with one finger, but the only trick she could use was to wave her claws and scratch randomly. After a few counterattacks, Bai Lan lost interest, honestly Lie down at the foot of the table.

Qiao Wu suddenly felt conscience-stricken, thinking that he was too naive to think like a cat, so he stretched out his hand and planned to stroke the white hair regardless of previous suspicions, but the big cat dexterously dodged without saying anything, and also gave him a dislike supercilious.

Qiao Wu: "..."

The pixels of "Fan Pai" are not high, and if you want to find clues, you have to check it repeatedly. When you saw it for the fifth time, Qiao Wu suddenly sat up straight, pressed pause, and was about to go back when the doorbell suddenly rang .

Hungry, one person and one cat rushed out of the study at the same time—the meal was here.

The author has something to say:

Audience: What the hell is "My Boyfriend Always Shedding Hair", it sounds so wretched.

Sanxi: It's my finished essay 2333

Audience: That's bl, you're too perfunctory!

Sanxi: The author who can't make up the name of the movie has a special ability to fool [proud face].