Coveted by stupid cats every day

The night of Yanshi is actually more prosperous than the daytime. In the deep and narrow alleys, the noise of the sky can also float in. It is a pity that the bustle of the feasting and feasting is incompatible with this old alley. Walking a few steps, the surrounding area is full of quiet.

More than half of the antique wall lamps are broken, and the voltage of the few surviving lamps is also unstable. Parkinson's patients flicker randomly. Some precipitation of the old city taste.

At this time, the doors of every house were closed, and Qiao Wu was walking alone at night, with nothing around him, but occasionally he could hear a cat meowing or two. There was no sign of the cat, but it made the surroundings quieter, as if he was the only living creature in the alley.

However, Qiao Wu felt that something was following behind him. If he was fast, the thing was fast, and when he was slow, all the movements behind him were slow, but when he looked back, there was nothing.

"Is it a cat?" He murmured suspiciously, and then denied the idea, a small animal shouldn't make such a sound, and the "thing" didn't do anything else, it just lingered not far or near, Qiao Wu subconsciously Speed ​​up the pace, but the narrow alley seems to have no end, and the feet are a little sore and there is no exit.

"This is the third time I have encountered this little yellow car."

Each of these shared bicycles looks about the same—the eye-catching bright yellow, the damaged QR code—but Qiao Wu kept an eye on it, and when he saw it for the second time, he wrote down the license plate number, "328 ~9".

It was "328~9" again, and Qiao Wu stopped suddenly, with undisguised fear in his voice: "Ghost, ghost hit the wall!"

As if to confirm his statement, thick liquid trickled out from the blue brick walls on both sides of the alley, and flowed sticky all over the floor. Accompanied by faint sobs, the pungent smell of blood diffused. Come on, Holy Trinity, it's really creepy.

Qiao Wu turned around abruptly, only to see a "girl" wearing a high school uniform with disheveled hair facing him.

The joints of the "girl" seemed to be rusted, and the movement of turning around was slow and weird, twisting her limbs unnaturally, and turned to Qiao Wu, but the front was actually hair!

The "girl" didn't hear the expected panicked screams, she seemed a little puzzled, and paused for a moment hesitantly, but the young man who was timid and suspicious just now, instead of being afraid, raised the corners of his lips to show a smile : "You finally showed up."

The young man has a pair of round almond eyes, and his smile reveals a youthful clarity, but the corners of his lips show some unruly slutty, he has a handsome appearance that girls like.

The "girl" didn't dare to take another look, she turned around and fled, but she was a step too slow after all.

A piece of yellow talisman paper came against the wind and slapped her face. The cinnabar-red "gang" character penetrated the back of the paper, and pure spiritual power shot out from the red letter on the yellow paper.

The golden light flashed, and the "girl" began to groan in pain, spit out black mud from time to time, dripping down the dirty school uniform to the ground, but the "black mud" melted into the soil, leaving no trace trace.

Not long after, the facial features of the "girl" covered by the hair were fully revealed, blue and white but also delicate, looking at Qiao Wu's eyes filled with water, and the immature and clean face was soon covered with tears.

Qiao Wu stared at the "girl" with her hands behind her back, her round almond eyes narrowed slightly, showing some majesty, and the "girl" murmured two words, which seemed to be "thank you".

Qiao Wu waved his hand: "You don't need to thank me, if you want to thank you, thank your family, and thank you for not doing something irreparable." After finishing speaking, he squeezed another "Sin Forgiveness Talisman", as if throwing it at random , but it fell firmly on the heart of the "girl".

The sobbing sound of the "girl" gradually faded away, and the foreground changed accordingly. The blue bricks were clean, the alley was brightly lit, where was there any damaged wall lamp?Then the loud music from the bar street next door also crashed into it unscrupulously, shaking the shared bicycles beside it trembling.

Qiao Wu glanced at the scribbled QR code with distaste, muttered "I don't have quality", and walked slowly outside the alley without leaving any "damn" aftermath. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw A mass of white hair, especially conspicuous in the dark.

Qiao Wu grumbled: "There are really cats?" Then a burst of cheerful music sounded: "Today I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna layin mybed~"

Qiao Wu picked up the phone, and lazysong's demonic rhythm came to an abrupt end. He put one hand in his pocket, and promised: "It's a good escape... I didn't break up the soul, am I so violent? Don't worry, brother, don't forget to pay the labor fee, Say hello to my sister, hang up."

When Qiao Wu walked out of the alley, she threw off her unfathomable inscrutability, and put on the appropriate cynicism, and headed straight for the bar street.

The big cat lying on the eaves watched Qiao Wu enter a nightclub with ease - this man actually walked out of the maze.

The big cat squinted its amber eyes, leaped forward, and followed silently on its pads.

There was a sign "No Pets Allowed" hanging on the door, and the big cat squatted at the door very interestingly. Through the glass door, Qiao Wu could be seen sitting alone by the bar, with a clean and clean side face, holding Martini's hand, with well-defined joints and nails. Full and round.

Wearing a crisp white shirt and jeans, clean and lonely, it doesn't fit in the noisy environment here. The big cat has excellent night vision. Seeing the sense of alienation in the man's black eyes, it seems to draw a clear line between the world and the whole world. , makes people feel distressed for no reason.

But within a few minutes, Qiao Wu got mixed up with those "monsters" who danced wildly, and seemed to be very popular. The big cat wiped his face with its snow-white claws, suspecting that he might have a problem with his eyesight just now. Licking ~ licking his nose resentfully, guessing that the person would not be able to come out for a while, he simply lay down at the door and took a nap.

"New here, this is my territory, get out now, or you will be scratched to death." The big cat opened his eyes and looked at the source of the sound. It turned out to be a fat and round orange cat. blocked in front of the eyes.

Big Cat thought: I hate hairballs.

But he completely forgot that he was also a hairball, and the orange cat's threats didn't work, so he arched his back and roared: "Where are you from? What's your name?" These words made the big cat stop. He hesitated, "I don't know either."

The orange cat was so shocked by the strange answer that he forgot the words: "You don't even know the name?"

It wasn't until the orange cat's provocation failed and left angrily that the big cat said his name uncertainly: "My name is... Bai Lan."

Qiao Wu never let himself get so drunk that he passed out. Before leaving, he politely declined the beautiful woman who had a hot fight with him tonight. Forget about using the red envelopes that come with the Tuk Tuk Taxi system - everything is under control.

But when he opened his eyes again, Qiao Wu seriously suspected that he had a rare "broken piece". A white tabby cat was squatting next to the pillow, staring at its round amber pupils, following him with sparkle. Look at each other.

Qiao Wu rubbed his aching head after a hangover. He couldn't remember when he brought a cat home. This cat had round eyes and a white belly. Bright and pampered, he is obviously a hairball, but his condescending eyes look like a majestic king of beasts.

Qiao Wu looked at it for a moment and came to a conclusion: "It looks like a breed cat, so it should be quite expensive."

Bai Lan was exuding a "dominant aura", waiting for the human beings in front of him to surrender, but Qiao Wu suddenly lifted her by pinching the back of her neck, and couldn't help "shocking the cat's body", but he didn't want to hurt himself. The human beings did not show their sharp claws after all.

Carefully turned over the soft hair on the neck, Bai Lan was touched by Qiao Wu's "An Lushan Hand" all over, and she jumped out with a "wow" with a "quick eyes and quick claws", sat down, and moved her long tail Rolling forward, the round amber eyes are full of guarding against neuropathy.

Qiao Wu murmured, "There is no cat card."

Bai Lan flicked her tail contemptuously, and decided to take a look around her new territory: the house is a bit old, but it's warm and full of life.

On the operating table in the kitchen, there are unpacked takeaways. On the computer in the study, there are a few scrapped yellow talismans scattered on the computer. The cinnabar pen is still wet, and the mouse acts as a temporary paperweight. The living room is not big, and the TV occupies half of the wall. , a huge poster hung above the sofa.

On the poster is a young boy dressed in white, dressed in an ancient costume, which seems to be a still photo of a popular Xianxia drama.When Qiao Wu came out in her pajamas, she saw Bai Lan staring at the poster for a moment, leaving only a hairball-like back with her ears pricked up.

In Qiao Wu's eyes, Bai Lan's concentrated appearance was like a low-IQ creature in a daze for no reason, and even his back was foolish. With eyes, Qiao Wu quickly and disgustedly avoided it. Seeing that the big cat was afraid of strangers, Qiao Wu was not annoyed: "I don't know who lost it."

He had concluded that such a big, smooth tabby couldn't be a stray cat, but probably a neighbor's pet.

Qiao Wu was suddenly blessed in his heart—the cat should know his family.

Qiao Wu learned the lesson just now, caught him off guard, and shot like lightning. Bai Lan felt her body lighten up. Before she could react, she was thrown out of the door by the nape of her neck: "Go home by yourself."

After Qiao Wu finished speaking, she slammed the door with a "bang", and a handful of Bai Lan's hair was almost pinched off.

Bai Lan was furious.

Qiao Wu hadn't started to be proud of his wit, when there was a miserable cat howl outside the door, it wasn't "meow meow", but "owwow". Wanting to take a breather during the break, Qiao Wu was so annoyed by the ear-piercing magic sound that she finally opened the door unbearably.

The moment the door was opened, a white figure "whoosh" came in, and stretched out its paws to show its prestige. Unexpectedly, the short-haired animal's nails were extremely sharp, and it smashed Qiao Wu's ripped jeans. Changed to open jeans, Qiao Wu looked at his little brother who was almost in danger, not only in shock, but also out of anger.

For the next two hours, in Qiao Wu's warm and comfortable single-person den, there was a chasing battle of "people look up to cats". The yellow talisman papers were all leftovers, and the cat's fur and the mouse flew together, which was really lively.

The big tiger was so determined that he refused to go out. As long as he got close to the gate, he would howl full of anger and show his sharp claws threateningly, but the big cat was very measured. Qiao Wu hadn't really done anything serious, and Qiao Wu didn't know how he had provoked such a hot plaster. He couldn't beat it, and he couldn't throw it away, let alone kill him, so he had to sit on the sofa and pant for breath.

"I won't support you if you stay here!" Qiao Wu issued an ultimatum without confidence, which was considered a compromise.

The big white hairball seemed to understand human speech, so he gave a triumphant "meow", raised his tail, and headed straight to the bedroom triumphantly, his back was twitching.

Qiao Wu watched helplessly as her big bed was occupied by the nasty hairy doves. She forced herself to look at her phone to resist the urge to kill, but found a screen of unread messages.

Qiao Wu suddenly felt something was wrong, so he stuck the home button with his thumb to unlock it with fear, and when he saw the content, he bounced off the sofa with a "teng", ignored the new "overlord" at home, and hurriedly changed the lock. After taking off a pair of trousers, they were blown out like a gust of wind.

The author has something to say:

Opening a new pit~ Sure enough, it is a seamless connection~ Isn't it very hardworking 2333

Xinkeng also asks the babies to give me a lot of advice~ Bow~~