Anecdote of the Northeast

After I graduated from university, I often took Wu Yuan around, collecting folk songs, or doing meritorious deeds.Wu Yuan is actually very talkative. Every time we travel, I choose the destination. As for him, he doesn't care what I say.At the beginning, I was quite embarrassed. Every time I wanted to go out, I would look for three or two places and discuss with him which one to go to.

I didn't ask about it later, because it was more embarrassing.

That kid Wu Yuan is a feng shui master. If this feng shui master wants to do a good job, he naturally wants to visit the deep mountains and old forests everywhere, and visit various famous ancient cities and towns.

Therefore, compared with me, who has never traveled far a few times, Wu Yuan, who has been traveling all over the country since he was in junior high school, has almost no places he has not been to.

So I gave up, and the places I chose were all the places I wanted to go. As for Wu Yuan, almost everywhere I went was to revisit the old places.

In the third year of my graduation, I was arrested by Cheng Guodong once, so Wu Yuan and I led a team of special forces to search for medicinal materials for half a month in the deep mountains and old forests.

When the matter was over, I happened to pass by the provincial capital of my hometown. I was so excited that I stayed in the hotel here for a week. I wanted to visit the provincial capital and then go to the nearby villages and towns to collect folk songs.

As a result, I was walking on the street that day, and I ran into a classmate from elementary school.

Actually, theoretically speaking, I can't recognize the appearance of my elementary school classmates, but who made this kid look so distinctive, I think it's hard not to recognize him.

As for my classmate, there are three blue birthmarks the size of copper coins on her neck. If she is a girl, she must be wearing high-necked clothes or wearing scarves every month and month.But this kid is a man, and he doesn't care too much about it. Now it's July, and when it's hot, he's dressed in cool clothes, so that the birthmark can recognize him ten meters away.

That kid also has a particularly good memory, so we chatted very naturally.

This kid is now a small boss and doing sales. It's really not ordinary to talk. Anyway, I don't know how to talk. Before we parted in half an hour, I agreed to the other party and participated in an elementary school classmate held the day after tomorrow. reunion.

This is really, I remember when I didn't have a particularly good relationship with my elementary school classmates, why did I agree to attend the party in a daze?

As soon as I went back and talked to Wu Yuan, that guy breathed a sigh of relief, and said to me: "I just received an order. I will help someone look at the mansion tomorrow. It will take a day. I'm afraid you will find it boring."

Come on, hasn't this guy been active in the south?When did the black land in Northeast China begin to promote feudal superstition?

Anyway, we both have something to do tomorrow, which is not bad.

This class reunion, no matter what, you should wear similar clothes to go there, and you don’t want to slap your face or something. You are obviously worth tens of millions, but you are dressed in street clothes. First, you are ignored by the students who hate the poor and love the rich, and then there is a reversal , what and what.That's a boring routine in novels, it's really boring.

I bought a 3000 yuan outfit, er, it’s a casual business outfit, it looks a bit upscale, but it’s not unaffordable.

After I went there, I found that the class reunion was held in a high-end villa. When I went there, there were already a dozen people in the room. At first glance, I couldn’t recognize them at all, but every time Everyone wears one, with a photo of their profile picture printed on it when they were in elementary school, which makes it easy to be seated.

"Hey, Zhou Dachuan, it's really strange that you are here too. Hey, who among us found you out. By the way, how is Mr. Wu? How are you?"

The person who came was a very cute fat man. I looked for a long time and couldn't remember who it was. The person seemed to know that I couldn't recognize him. He pointed to the photo on his body, "I, Zhang Xiaozhu, bamboo pole."

I'm going, so I remembered that my mother used to lead a class for a math teacher who was on maternity leave, and taught us math for two months. At that time, everyone knew that it was my mother.

Zhu Ganzi sat behind me at that time, and I can’t remember anything else. The only impression I have of him is that the kid is very thin, just like Zhu Ganzi, so everyone calls him “Zhu Ganzi”.

"What are you eating?" Back then, this kid was a meat eater, but he couldn't gain weight at all, and now his body shape is at least 200.

"Oh, don't mention it. I'm different from you. I learned to cook as soon as I graduated from junior high school. I helped cook in a hotel. I can cook leftovers every day. No, my skills are gone, and people have become like this."

Afterwards, I met two old classmates who were familiar with me at the time. We chatted together for half an hour alone, and I remembered a lot of things from my childhood.

The money is one hundred and fifty per person, and no one makes a big deposit, saying it is a treat or something.Less than 20 people sat on a large round table, and there were sixteen dishes. Although it was not luxurious, there were many things that were not usually eaten.

"If you want me to say that this classmate has changed a lot, for example, the figure of the bamboo pole, oops, now think about it, he was a handsome boy back then, how did he become what he is now?"

The person who spoke was a girl, the deputy squad leader back then, a very cheerful girl, now has a two-year-old daughter, the culprit is the scumbag who was told to hand in homework by her every day, now serving in the army, a year old I haven't come back a few times, and I heard that I was a staff officer or something.

"Isn't it because of the lack of a conscientious deputy squad leader who urged me to do my homework every day, didn't pass the high school entrance examination, and I wasn't a national defense student. I could only inherit my father's job as a cook. Wouldn't that make me fat?"

Zhang Xiaozhu, the bamboo pole, was also good at talking, and immediately made the deputy squad leader blush.

"If you can't see it, you have to say Zhou Dachuan. This kid was double hundred years ago, and he was praised for holding parent meetings. Now, I thought you could come to Tsinghua University and Peking University. No matter how bad you are, you should be a What Northeast Normal University, why did you go to paint? Didn’t you never take art classes well at that time?”

"Hey, don't mention it. I couldn't learn it in high school. My mother couldn't help it. She found a friend to send me to learn painting. Then I got mixed into the team of artists."

After I finished speaking, I suddenly remembered that when I was in primary school to eradicate the four pests, I went to the countryside with two guys from my class. Who were those two guys?

"Hey, do you still remember when the school asked to 'get rid of the four pests'? They looked for flies and mice every day." I can't ask directly, how embarrassing it would be if I heard this.

"I remember, why don't I remember, at that time Li Xiaochao took people to the countryside to poke mouse holes in the mountains, and brought back the tails of some little mice that had just been full moon.

By the way, how is that Li Xiaochao doing now, I didn't see him today. "The deputy squad leader has a good memory and remembered it all at once.

And the name Li Xiaochao also evokes my memory. It seems that this kid organized me and the other two to go to the countryside.

"Li Xiaochao? I know. He and I are old neighbors. I heard that I took my daughter-in-law to Guangdong. She can earn tens of thousands of dollars a month, but I haven't been back for two years."

It was another girl who was sitting next to the deputy squad leader who spoke, "I also heard that that boy gave birth to two daughters, his mother hated him so much, and then quietly sent the children to the countryside, and the couple must Give birth to a son. Li Xiaochao’s daughter-in-law is said to be pregnant again, went to the hospital to take a B-ultrasound, and was a girl again, so she went to have an abortion.”

Let me go, how old is this? There are only two children. It's amazing.

"This is too bastard, what year is it now, and you are still so patriarchal. I gave birth to a girl, and my mother-in-law is so rare every day, so she just stayed at my house and helped me look after her. My husband is even more like a baby. As soon as I came back, I was reluctant to let go." The deputy squad leader was very angry, "Then Li Xiaochao's daughter-in-law agreed?"

"Speaking of it, I also find it strange. That woman is pretty good-looking and has a little money at home, but she is really devoted to Li Xiaochao, and she can do whatever she wants."

As I listened, I always felt that something was wrong. It didn’t mean that such a person could not exist in this world, but that my heart skipped a beat when I heard this story.

So I curiously asked Hui Xiaobao to check it out, but they didn't check it, and told me that it was the two of them paying off the debt.

"What debt?" I didn't understand for a while?

"That woman was the mastermind who went to the mountain to dig a hole on the same day and killed the three cubs of my Hui family. She must bring my three poor cousins ​​and nieces to the world to pay off the debt. And that man Yes, because I almost killed my Hui family disciple, so I became the husband of that woman, and I can only live with that woman in this life."

I'll go, the co-author is these two people getting together!

The class reunion lasted until after ten o'clock in the evening, and everyone left one after another. As for me, I was alone, but I lived only ten minutes away from here.

Along the way, I was thinking about Li Xiaochao. I didn't think he was pitiful, but I was thinking that if the third child was not born for a long time, something would probably happen.

I hope that Li Xiaochao will stop wanting to have a son without resigning himself to his fate.

Actually, my daughter is fine.

The author has something to say: This is coming to an end, and it feels like a sigh of relief.