Anecdote of the Northeast

My uncle, as I said before, is a very simple rural woman. The farthest place I have ever been to in my life is the provincial capital. I only went there to meet my in-laws. At other times, I basically stayed in the village.

When I was young, I took care of the elderly, and when I was middle-aged, I looked after my two sons and took care of the family's farm work. When I turned [-], I started to help my two cousins ​​look after the children.

Because she is such an uneducated rural woman, she has also become the most devout believer in the Xian family in my family.

Of course, she didn't dare when the old man in my family was still there. After all, my grandparents didn't believe in it.Later, I became a horse disciple, but everyone in my family kept it secret, as if I didn't mention it, and I wouldn't have to be a magic stick after a while.

My uncle, every time during the Chinese New Year, she would clean up the small cubicle in her hometown, and she even made the arrangement herself.However, probably because life has been going well, my uncle has never looked for my fairy family to do anything.

In fact, the reason why my uncle's life has been so good, apart from the fact that she is a very good old man, married to my uncle who has never left the countryside, but is very prestigious in the village, is that she Every year, I will help me make tributes to the immortals.

In the words of the old fried dough sticks, my aunt's cooking is full of sincerity, so the immortals are also willing to help my aunt when she encounters something.

So, when I woke up from my sleep one day and answered a call from my aunt, I was really confused.

"Hi, is that Okawa? I'm your uncle."

It took me a long time to react in my brain, and then I replied in a very confused way: "Uncle? I am Okawa."

"Dachuan, my aunt has a relative who is also in Shen City. You have to call her your aunt. Your aunt was a widow in her thirties, and she raised her daughter by herself. Now the child is getting married. , your aunt just wants you to give a message to the aunt and grandpa below, and by the way, you can also help to see how this young man is, and whether he is suitable for your cousin."

How simple this thing is, especially for a disciple like me, it is not a big deal at all, but it is too new, you must know that I have never done it since I became a horse, other disciples of this kind often Do things, ask things.

I froze for a moment, then quickly agreed, and told my uncle that I was at home all day these two days, and that aunt could come over anytime.

Wu Yuan came in at this time and saw that I hung up the phone with a troubled expression on his face, so he curiously asked me what happened.

I told him my aunt's phone number and my struggles.Wu Yuan laughed at that time, and asked me seriously, do I need to change the headlight of Xiantang, and turn on a small desk lamp to enhance the atmosphere.

I smiled and kicked him, but when I exerted force on my waist, some things from yesterday came back to my memory, it hurts.

It was about six or seven o'clock in the evening. I had just had dinner with Wu Yuan at that time. The two of us were lying on the sofa, watching TV together. There was a plate of fruit on the coffee table. I was sitting and watching TV. Wu Yuan Then cut the apples into small pieces, put the furry ones in the fruit bowl, insert a small fork, and let me eat them.

The two of us were eating apples when a little Huang Tang who was standing guard outside the door ran in.

"Brother Ma, brother Ma, there is a guest here. It is a woman with a round head and a young beauty. The two of them are still arguing as they walk this way, saying that it is necessary to believe in science and not to be superstitious."

When I got the letter and thought about it, I knew it was my aunt, who couldn't beat a single stroke, who brought her daughter over.So I had to get up, go to the kitchen to boil hot water, make two cups of chrysanthemum tea and bring it out.

After a while, those two people arrived at the door of my house. They wanted to knock on the door but found that the door of the house was unlocked. When they opened the door, they saw two pairs of ladies' slippers in front of the door.

"Auntie, right? I'm Dachuan. My aunt called me this morning. Come in quickly." Although I said that I didn't feel any pressure to call my auntie to a woman in her fifties, but if Let me call Biao Aunt to a woman who doesn't look much older than me, that's really hard to say, this generation, uh, can be considered as a prosperous family.

I led the two of them into the hall, and the three of them sat down. The two of them saw the two cups of moderately warm chrysanthemum tea, which were somewhat different.

As for my aunt, with a relieved expression on her face, she bowed reverently to my cousin behind me. At that time, my little cousin pretended to be calm, and she seemed to be beating drums in her heart. .

My aunt pressed a 20 yuan note under the incense burner, and said to me very familiarly: "This is the hall, I will call you Mr., you probably know about me, First, I want to let my short-lived ghost know that I have brought up my daughter and I am going to get married, and second, I want to know whether my future son-in-law is reliable or not."

Aunt Biao was quite nervous at first, but when she mentioned her fiancé, she immediately acted like a little beast with teeth and claws, "Mom, I told you not to think about it. After Lu Bin and I get married in the future, we will pick you up and live with us." of."

Auntie obviously didn't take it seriously, "I'm just asking, why do you look like you've taken gunpowder."

I don't care, it was the first time I accepted such a relatively normal commission, and I was a little excited, so I quickly sent a smoker to the underworld to run errands.

After a while, the smoker came back and whispered in my ear for a while, I nodded to show my understanding.

"Grandma, my great uncle is leaving soon, he is very happy, but he asked me to give you a message, burn paper for him in the future and don't go to the old Zheng's house on the street, his house is not real, you go, Just go to the one you used to go to and order, the stuff there is good."

My aunt was obviously taken aback when she heard what I said, and then clapped her hands suddenly.

"Oh, let me tell you, in the past, the old people basically didn't come to see me, but since three years ago, they came to see me when they had nothing to do. The old man who is so embarrassing, isn't it because I changed a store to buy things? , I know it when you say that."

The first thing is actually not difficult, and the most important thing after that is my cousin's fiance.

My aunt was well prepared for this matter, and she even handed me a red paper with the birth date written on it.

Calculating the horoscope is Hu Xian's job, and it just so happens that Hu Lingling has improved her practice recently and personally calculated the horoscope.

But this conclusion is not very good. I struggled for a while, then organized my words carefully and said: "Forget about the rest, but there is one thing I have to say. This person already has a son. I'm two years old this year, I don't know if you guys know about this?"

When the two of them heard my words, they obviously didn't understand why, especially my cousin, the reaction was even more intense, "What are you talking about, my family, Lu Bin, and I have known each other since college, how could he have a son, but I have no idea."

"How could you know that? I just said that there is something wrong with Lu Bin. He treats his widowed sister-in-law and nephew very well. That kid still calls Lu Bin Dad. Counting his age, he is just two age."

The aunt patted her thigh with a look of finding the reason, and distracted her daughter, "Tell me, who treats my sister-in-law so well, some help find a job, some help deliver gas tanks, and we meet almost every day. The two of them were alone and widowed, and they didn't avoid it, and his parents didn't take it seriously at all."

Aunt Biao wanted to say something to explain to her lover, but she opened her mouth, but was speechless for a long time.

"If you don't believe me, just go for a paternity test. This is very scientific and basically infallible. Moreover, although this Lu Bin has an older brother, he should have died young and it is impossible for him to marry a wife. .”

After that, the two were arguing about what I said, one was convinced, and the other was swaying.

After that, I sent the two of them out the door, and then I happily picked up the 20 yuan, planning to buy some fruit tomorrow and put it on.

A week later, my aunt came to repay the favor with a happy face, and gave me a red envelope of 500 yuan.

I forgot about it after the incident, but who knows, this aunt actually called me a year later and asked me to attend her daughter's wedding.The groom at the wedding met on a blind date half a year ago. He is a shy high school physical education teacher, and everyone in the family is a teacher.

Speaking of which, I only found out at the wedding scene that my cousin was actually a fashion designer and graduated from the same school as me. Speaking of which, I should call her a senior.

This is really, fate.