Anecdote of the Northeast

I can't succeed in seeking a child, but I can show you whether there is a child in the hit, why and so on.

"You want to know now, will you have a child in the future?" Just after finding a girlfriend and getting rid of being single, he began to think about whether he would have children in the future. I have to say that Bao Mingzhong still has a heavy burden. .

"Hey, it's not me. I asked my uncle." At this point, Bao Mingzhong didn't hide anything, but told me what happened in detail.

"I invited a peach blossom talisman, I told my family when I got back, and my mother originally wanted to arrange a few blind dates for me when the talisman was just drawn and when it was at its peak, but Let me push it, and ran to the capital when I found an opportunity, and then met my current girlfriend.

Our family members say that your talisman is quite effective.Then my grandma found out, and wanted me to ask if you could draw a begging talisman for my uncle and aunt.My uncle is the old man of my grandparents. He is almost forty this year and has been married for ten years, but he has never had children.Both my uncle and aunt went to the hospital for examinations, and the doctor said there was nothing wrong with it. For this, my grandma went to offer incense and make a wish in person when she heard that there was a temple to pray for children. In the past two years, even my pawn The doctor's aunt often followed.

No, my family knows that you draw talismans here, and it's Wu Yuan's, so my grandma urged me to ask.You don't need to have any psychological pressure, my grandma is a habit, even my uncle gave up, and is studying with my aunt to adopt a child. "

As soon as I heard it, I understood, "How about this, you give me your uncle and aunt's birth date, and I'll look it up here to see what's going on."

When Bao Mingzhong heard that I agreed, he was very happy, "Well, I will send you the written horoscope right now, Dachuan, do you have QQ? Can I send it there?"

I do have QQ, but I don’t usually use it. When Bao Mingzhong said this, I remembered that I still have such a thing.

"Okay, I'll go online now, you can pass it on to me!"

Hey, these days, if there is no computer, you can't even get things done. The world is changing too fast.

Maybe at some point, the metaphysics world will also release a chat tool, allowing metaphysicians and ghosts to chat together.

Bao Mingzhong sent me two photos, which are the two birthday characters on the red paper.He found a piece of scarlet letters, copied the eight characters neatly on it, and then burned it to Zhao Jingang, and asked him to go to the underworld to investigate why the two had been married for ten years and had no children.

In my opinion, it's just a casual thing. After all, it's the beginning of the new year. If I don't take any work, the immortals should have an idea.

Seeing that I got a commission to seek a child now, everyone has become more motivated.

Especially Liu Zhenyuan circled around me happily, "Da Chuan, Da Chuan, you said they have no children, are we going to break into the underworld and snatch a child for them?"

I looked at her in amazement, and thought to myself, ordinary good people think about serious reincarnations. Ninety-ninety percent of the bastards you can snatch from the underworld who want to be reincarnated are those who did some wicked things in the previous life and were brushed down by others. .

I don't care about reincarnating such a ghost.

Liu Zhenyuan was just talking nonsense, she would not dare to ask her to get some kind of lonely ghost to come over and treat him as a child.There are a lot of causal relationships involved in this, and it is not something that she, who has cultivated for hundreds of years and is still a little girl in the clan, can bear it.

However, it is also the first opening of the new year, and everyone cheered up and planned to have a good start.

The next day, Zhao Jingang came back and brought back the information he found in the underworld.

"Da Chuan, this matter is a bit difficult to deal with." Zhao Jingang said in embarrassment without even taking a sip of water after he came back in a hurry.

When I saw this posture, it seemed to be a big job, so I quickly called other people over to listen to Zhao Jingang's explanation.

"I went to the underworld with the horoscope of my birthday, and found a better judge who had nothing to do with Wu, and I really found out about the two of them.

These two were husband and wife in their previous lives, and they had three children, which can be regarded as full of children and grandchildren, and they did not do any evil things during their lifetimes.However, they did something before they were alive, and they offended an old ghost, and that old ghost has been stuck in the underworld. As long as they are ghost messengers who send souls to give birth to the couple, they will be invited to drink by the old ghost.Then the old ghost would talk to the ghost who was about to reincarnate, and after that, those ghosts would rather queue up again and wait for decades than be reincarnated in the couple's home and become their child.

You know, if you line up again, those ghosts don't know what kind of family they will be sent to, and the couple you gave me, Dachuan, is at least a wealthy family with a small fortune. "

"So, what did this couple do in their previous life that made them childless now?" I sounded a little dizzy, obviously, the crux of the matter was the old ghost, and to solve this problem, you must Find out why this old ghost doesn't want Bao Mingzhong's uncle and aunt to have children.

"That old ghost really put in a lot of effort. As far as I know, he did such a thing because of karma with the ghosts he persuaded to leave. If that old ghost wants to reincarnate in the future, these karma will be They all have to be paid back. It’s fine if those ghosts go to better people, but if they go to some poor people and live a miserable life, this karma is not a small favor that can be repaid.” Hu Lingling did this thing After that, if you thought about it, you said.

"Does the underworld not care about this matter? This is a vicious event that increases the workload of the underworld. Hey, I remember that there was a Taoist priest who did this before, and the Taoist priest was sent to the sixteenth floor of hell after his death. "Liu Zhenyuan looked at Zhao Jingang curiously. This matter was just a story to her, and she didn't have any special feelings.

"Speaking of which, it's strange that it's here. In the beginning, the underworld naturally sent people to find out the reason, but they were also persuaded by the old ghost. Those two waves of people didn't know how they really reported it. Anyway, no one cares about this anymore." When Zhao Jingang said this, he couldn't figure it out.

I frowned, and couldn't figure it out, even if the people in this underworld were dereliction of duty, they couldn't be so blatant.Of course, this matter is not a big deal, if the management is in place, the local government personnel will turn a blind eye and it will not cause trouble.

But according to Zhao Jingang, this matter is also acquiesced in the upper echelons of the underworld.This is interesting, the old ghost spent a lot of money to manage these underworld personnel, just because a couple in Yangjian can't have children, it can't be justified.

If there was any feud between the old ghost and Bao Mingzhong's uncle and aunt, cutting off children and grandchildren may not be the only means of revenge.

In my opinion, it is very unnecessary.

It's better to keep those expenses to yourself, bribe the officials of the underworld, get a better fate for yourself, and live a happy life after reincarnation.

Of course, everyone has their own ideas. In the opinion of that old ghost, it is a very important thing to kill offspring and grandchildren of people you don't like.

"Then why don't I get you some extra funds for the activity, so you go to that old ghost and have a good drink?" I thought, I have to know what the old ghost is thinking in order to deal with the old ghost. The festival between ghosts and Bao Mingzhong's uncle and aunt.If it can be negotiated, everyone will be happy, if it can't be negotiated, then it can only use force.

Of course, if Bao Mingzhong's uncle and aunt were at fault, they would naturally need some attitudes from the two of them.

Zhao Jingang thought for a while, "You can't ask that old ghost about this first. That old ghost usually doesn't get in touch with other ghosts. If you want me to say, it's better to talk to those ghosts who were persuaded by him before. Inquire about it from the side. Then find those ghost messengers that he will send away and ask about the situation."

Speaking of this, Zhao Jingang looked at me a little embarrassed, "It's the funds, I really need to give me more. It's best, burn me some good wine today, with a higher alcohol content, you can't use that kind of fake wine. Liquor, those gang of ghost messengers have lived for many years, so they can't be fooled."

I thought about it, then nodded, "Sure, but I have to wait for two days, this wine is not easy to get."

I usually don't drink alcohol. If I really want to make good wine, I have to go back to my hometown. There is a handmade wine shop there. The output is not much, but it is very popular.

So I called my dad and asked him to help me get some grain wine from my hometown.Not to mention, my dad really has ready-made good wine in his hand, and he has saved a little bit of it from the business in the past two years.Originally, he wanted to keep it for his family to drink, and even my mother didn't know that he hid the wine.

Heard I want some, it's like killing him.I still said, I need to order some emergency first, and I will keep all the good wine for him in the future. Then my dad let go and said that he would give me some.

Two days later, the wine that my dad gave me arrived. My dad dragged a distant relative who was engaged in transportation to bring it to me.Two full jars, about ten catties of grain wine, can be bought for eight thousand if you put them outside.

Speaking of which, my dad has never been so generous to me.

In my father's words, boys should be raised poorly, and now I can be regarded as a person who can support myself, so if you let go of me occasionally, it won't let me develop bad habits.

I thought to myself, I'd better save what you said to Zhou Dahu. My father didn't raise the child according to the standard of a son, but he raised him according to the standard of a grandson.

When I was sick before, I used homemade prescriptions, such as alcohol, ginger water, etc. Now, when Zhou Dahu sneezes, my dad has the posture to take the child to the hospital.

I handed the two jars of wine to Zhao Jingang with the conversion technique, and then spent some time stacking up some gold ingots, putting in spiritual power, and burning them to him.Drinking always has appetizers. For them, the food in Yangjian is just a new taste. What they really eat is the special food of the underworld.

Speaking of which, this is the first time I have done such a blatant bribery of officials and ghosts in the underworld. Zhao Jingang and the others used to handle it by themselves.The only thing I have to do is to burn some paper money.

That night, Zhao Jingang took his things and left. As for me, I put the matter aside and made a long-distance call with Wu Yuan.

Wu Yuan's business is over, and he will come back next month. The stay will not be long, but the two of us have already planned to have some fun.

The next day, it was about three or four o'clock in the afternoon.At that time, I was drawing a picture of an old man in the period of the Republic of China. The model was a wandering soul found by Xiao Huangtang. He was a model for me for a week. Some people are reincarnated.

This wandering soul has done good deeds during his lifetime, so he should have been reincarnated a long time ago, but because he couldn't let go of his children in the yang world, he has been dragging on like this. A few days ago, all the close blood of the old ghost passed away, so this old ghost let go of his obsession. Think, go to reincarnation.But, because I didn’t want to reincarnate for many years, good fetal positions in hell are very popular now, and I happened to be looking for a model, so this wandering soul recommended himself.

Zhao Dagang can take care of things that are easy to help.

It was at this time that Zhao Jingang came back, smelling of alcohol all over his body, and he didn't come back by himself, but was carried back by Zhao Dagang who went down to do errands.

"I'm going, is this too drunk?" I saw it, and quickly asked Zhao Dagang to put Zhao Jingang on the bed in the guest room.There was no need for hangover soup, but a young brother from the Bai family who was on duty waved his hand and sprinkled some potion, which woke up Zhao Jingang.

"You didn't drink all the wine you brought over, did you? I said Zhao Jingang, did you manage to get things done?" It was Hui Xiaobao who was talking, and this guy was actually thinking about the two jars of wine , He also said that when he goes home for the New Year this year, he must try it.

"What are you talking about, is my old Zhao that kind of person?"

As soon as Zhao Jingang woke up, he heard Hui Xiaobao say that he was guarding himself and stealing himself, so he was naturally not happy, "I'm going to risk it this time. The two jars of wine are not enough, so I bought some with gold ingots. Those two Ghost messengers can really drink, I almost drank to death against the two of them alone."

I thought to myself, you are already dead, no matter how much you drink, you will not die.

But I dare not say this, death is the biggest pain point of every Qingfeng smoker, they are all their own people, even if they are joking, they must never mention it.

"Then tell me, what did you find out?"

Zhao Jingang glanced at Hui Xiaobao, apparently not intending to talk to him.I had no choice but to coordinate between the two of them. Zhao Jin calmed down just now and started talking about business.

"I went to the underworld, and first I looked for the three ghosts who were persuaded to go away. They were all ordinary people before they were alive, and they didn't have anything to do. I promise that if I help them shorten the waiting time in half, they will say everything. Basically the content is the same. The old ghost told them that if he dared to reincarnate into the couple's house, he would go to the underworld after their reincarnation and eat their souls.

The old ghost also said that he made a contract with the couple that the old ghost could eat the soul of their first child.But specifically, those ghosts don't know. "

"Then, what about those ghost messengers? What do they say?" Liu Zhenyuan was impatient. Hearing what Zhao Jingang said, she asked the ghost messenger immediately.

Mentioning this, Zhao Jingang's anger immediately rose. "Those two grandsons, with mouths like mussels, only drank, but didn't spit out anything. Later, they still drank too much, and I only found out a few bits and pieces.

The two ghost messengers both said that this matter was allowed by the above.He also said that the old ghost was telling the truth.For the rest, I didn't spit out at all. "

I'll go, co-author, this matter is really not small!