Anecdote of the Northeast

Just as I was sending Ge Tian out the door with a grateful face, a black car that looked expensive at first glance stopped at my door.Afterwards, he and I were separated for more than two months, and yesterday he called to say that Wu Yuan was in the car and got out of the car.

"Hey, this handsome guy, the car is not bad!" I jokingly leaned on the gate and folded Wu Yuan's mouth in half.

"Well, I don't mind borrowing it from a friend, just for show." Wu Yuan was carrying a big bag, "How about it, I'll buy one for you if you like it."

Wu Yuan knew that I was thinking about buying a car. I told him that, but this car looks good, but it is not resistant to use. I have always been respectful.

"I still like hummers more." I walked over and wanted to help him carry the bag, but Wu Yuan refused, "Come into the house, I just happen to be hungry."

For the sake of what he said was pitiful, I decided to do something good and give him a chance.

"Hey, hey, there are still people here. I said that the surname is Wu, it's not shameful to like the new and dislike the old, but it's a bit unreasonable for you to be so unfeeling. After all, I am also your childhood sweetheart!"

It was a lively-looking fat man who was sitting in the driver's seat and waving his hands.

"You're Da Chuan, right? My name is Bao Mingzhong, and I'm Wu Yuan's younger brother. Is this car easy to park?"

I pointed to the right, "Go out from here, turn around, there is a garage, there is no car inside, I will open the door for you, you can just park inside."

This person, Wu Yuan, mentioned that he was a classmate of Wu Yuan's in middle school, and he also studied in the same school, but the majors were different, but the two have always been mixed together, and they are very good friends.Even starting a company is a partnership between two people.

To be honest, in terms of understanding of Wu Yuan, this Bao Mingzhong is definitely above me.

It's not about modesty or anything else, it's just that Wu Yuan and I really don't spend much time together or want to get to know each other.

Wu Yuan is not a person who likes to talk, and I am not a proactive character, so if the two of us are together, it will only be a little bit of running-in.

This process may be very long, but we will have a lot of time to get to know each other.

As for my home, to be honest, Wu Yuan probably knows better than myself. After all, he designed the house at the beginning, and Bao Mingzhong seemed to find the engineering team for the decoration.

Oh, by the way, for Wu Yuan's visit this time, I have prepared a special room for him, right next door to mine.Why don't you live together directly?

Although it is impossible for two men to have children out of wedlock, it is not possible to go to bed as soon as they are together, right?

I think that this relationship still needs to be cultivated, and it is better to let nature take its course.

Bao Mingzhong lives in the guest room on the first floor, which has a glass door that leads directly to the outside.In fact, at the very beginning, I considered using this room as the master bedroom, but my fairy family thought that it was not compatible with my zodiac sign in terms of Feng Shui, so I had no choice but to give up.

Bao Mingzhong is a very talkative fat man. At the dinner table, he didn't hesitate at all for his excellent business eloquence, and praised the meals I cooked one by one.

"Don't talk, Wu Yuan, look at Da Chuan, his craftsmanship is absolutely amazing. Especially this braised pork, the taste is good, this meat is also very good, it melts in the mouth, I don't have it at all. exaggerate.

Let’s talk about you, soaking instant noodles and putting seasoning packets can make dark dishes, I wonder, those seasoning packets are all mass-produced, it’s okay for others to eat them, how come you can change the taste by putting them in by yourself? "

I widened my eyes and looked at Wu Yuan. I didn't expect that this seriousness is almost a model of "other people's children" in the metaphysics world, since there is such a magical skill.No wonder, during the time I lived in his house, the kitchen in this guy’s house seemed to have just been renovated. The new one made people dare not look directly at it. It turned out that no one used it at all!

"The pork ribs are delicious." Wu Yuan said so fairy-likely, and then began to stretch the chopsticks towards the scallops on the other side.

"You bastard surnamed Wu, you didn't leave a single rib for me. Do you want to show your face?" Bao Mingzhong suddenly let out a scream, and then kept his eyes on the table.The plate with sweet and sour pork ribs was already empty, and on the table beside Wu Yuan, there were piles of bones.

Obviously, Master Wu had no intention of destroying the corpse at all, but told everyone clearly that he ate the ribs.

"It's okay, there's still some in the pot, I'll fill it up for you." Suddenly discovering an unknown side of Wu Yuan, I still feel very fresh, like a child who is a bit awkward.Well, it seems a bit bad to say that, just think about it in your heart.

A meal is a feast for the guests and the host, especially Bao Mingzhong, who knows from his body shape that he is a person who likes to eat good food.

"Hey, by the way, Dachuan, I heard that you can find a partner for someone, that is, the kind of person who gets married and spends a lifetime together. Can you, find me someone? Look, there are people like Wu Yuan in ice cubes." Yes, brother, I'm still single."

After eating and drinking enough, we sat in the living room and chatted. We didn't know how to chat. Bao Mingzhong asked me suddenly.

I looked at Bao Mingzhong, this guy is about the same age as Wu Yuan, that is, 24-[-], why is he in a hurry to marry a wife.

"You're too anxious, right? On our side, there are people in our thirties who don't want to find a partner." I asked in surprise.

Bao Mingzhong slapped his thigh, "You don't know, my family has been passed down for five generations, and only my father and my uncle came to my father. My father is the only one, and my uncle is almost forty, and there is no one." Children, no, the whole family is staring at me now.

I thought, find someone now, stay with him for a year or two, and then work hard for ten years to try to have two children, so that I have completed the great cause of inheritance. "

Hearing what he said, I opened my eyes and looked at Bao Mingzhong. I found that there was a little light of merit on this guy, and there was a circle of red sky light coming from the outside. It shows that his family's ancestral grave or ancestral house was built in a good place, which took advantage of Feng Shui.

I can't tell if it's possible to have two, but I can tell that this guy really doesn't have any peach blossoms at all now, but there is indeed a faint red line on his right little finger, which is slowly Formation.

"How about I draw a peach blossom talisman for you?" I looked at his little finger, thought for a while, and said.

Bao Mingzhong was very happy, "The relationship is good, and the material is better. I will seriously ask you for one, and our family is waiting for me to carry on the family.

By the way, Okawa, do you care about having children?You don't know, that kid Wu Yuan can look at a house or something, and he doesn't know anything about serious life events.Fortunately, I know you. There are too many liars nowadays, and I dare not look for them casually. "

Naturally, I would not refuse such a small matter. "In two days, I will choose a good day and try to draw the best one for you. As for having a baby, let's talk about it at that time!"

In fact, I can draw one for him now, but since Bao Mingzhong is Wu Yuan's friend, I thought to myself, I'd better make a better one for him, choose a good day, and put it under the Hehe Erxian incense burner for two days , It is not so difficult to make his marriage better.

Bao Mingzhong lived in my house for three days, and then rushed to Hei Province, where Bao Mingzhong bid for a piece of land, and he wanted to bid for it himself.Before leaving, he didn't forget to tell me to draw his peach blossom talisman.

Wu Yuan drove Bao Mingzhong out with a face like chasing flies, then closed the door, sat on the sofa, and obviously breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's so verbose."

Hearing Wu Yuan's complaints, I finally couldn't help it and started laughing.

"Except for being long-winded, everything else is pretty good." After Wu Yuan finished speaking, he added this sentence. Obviously, Bao Mingzhong was indeed one of his rare close friends.

Speaking of such close friends, it seems that I also have friends, but they don't seem to be human. Thinking of this, I actually envy Wu Yuan.

This kind of child from other people's family actually has a good friend like Bao Mingzhong. Really, it means a little bit of a winner in life.

I thought Yu Ze was already a very annoying guy, but in comparison, it seems that I found a guy who is even more annoying than Yu Ze.

But after that, Wu Yuan and I started a real couple life.

The sweet good morning kiss every morning, eat breakfast together, and then go shopping together.

That's how I found out that Wu Yuan actually likes to buy some weird things, strange stones with various patterns, pieces of broken porcelain whose shapes can't be discerned, and wood carvings that no one can recognize what kind of material it is. s things.

I really have no special interest in history or old objects.Well, I admit that I am lacking in the history of our country because I am studying oil painting, but my high school history grades are still good, at least I can tell you what I should know, and I won’t ask three questions. .

But Wu Yuan is simply obsessed with these things, he can say one, two, three, four of everything he sees.

Wu Yuan has always been very restrained in buying things, he will not buy the so-called town house treasures that are placed in the shop, but buy those small gadgets, the money is not much, just for fun.

However, I spent a lot of money during this period and bought a car, which is my favorite off-road vehicle, a customized version of the Land Rover series.

Just this car, including taking photos and other things, cost me nearly 100 million, which is like driving a house on the street.

Oh, by the way, I don't have a driver's license yet, and Wu Yuan is driving.This guy is an old driver. He had his own driver's license and car when he was a freshman.

I haven't taken the driver's license test yet, but I do know some knowledge about driving. When my dad drove, I also learned some.

At noon, the two of us basically settled outside, and didn't go to any big restaurants, just some delicious snacks and small shops.Occasionally, we passed by the school twice, and we went shopping on a street outside the school twice.

Although I said that I won't publicize that the whole world knows that I am with Wu Yuan, but I have no intention of hiding it. Besides, even if someone I know sees it, the other party's first reaction will be that I am with a Men are having sex.

In the evening, we will naturally return to my house, and I will cook for Wu Yuan, and at this time, Wu Yuan will help me clean up the house.

Except for things like sweeping the floor and washing clothes, which I need to take care of by myself, Wu Yuan does almost all the housework at home.

We're still separated at bedtime, well, not being pretentious, we both tried once, but disagreed about who was on top.

As a man, I instinctively want to be on top, and Wu Yuan is the same.So, the two of us helped each other through that night.After that, almost every now and then, we help each other out.

Thinking about it, until the two of us solve the problem of who is above, there will be no progress.

After nearly a month of such days, Wu Yuan is about to return to the magic capital.The two of us naturally don't want to be separated, but well, it's impossible to separate this part.

It is impossible for me to go to the south. My fairy family is from the north. It is possible to go to the south, but it is obviously impossible to stay permanently.

As for Wu Yuan, he can stay here, but as a benchmark in the metaphysics world, this guy seems to have been labeled as a Southern Fengshui school. It is obviously not a wise choice to stay in the north for a long time.

Of course, he can also move his business to the north, but this process is relatively slow and requires a period of preparation.

Bao Mingzhong came again, mainly to pick up Wu Yuan, and then the two returned to Shanghai together. By the way, he came to me to get his peach blossom talisman.

I have drawn Bao Mingzhong's peach blossom talisman a long time ago, and put it under the Hehe Erxian incense burner. It has been soaked in a lot of fireworks, which can bless his marriage and the harmony of the husband and wife.

I put the painted peach blossom talisman in the sachet I bought in the handicraft shop and gave it to Bao Mingzhong. "Take this on now, keep it away from water, and don't take it off at ordinary times. Even if you have a suitable partner, you should wear it for a while until the relationship between the two of you stabilizes. When you get married, hand over the peach blossom talisman Give it to me, I'll handle it, you know?"

I ordered carefully, this is the first time to draw a peach blossom talisman for someone in a serious manner.The first time I drew the talisman, I gave it to two top-quality ones. The original intention was to let them torture each other together, so I didn't care about the specifics.

As for Wu Yuan, this guy already understands this, so I don't need to worry too much about it. In this way, Bao Mingzhong is still my most serious ordinary person who gives talismans.

Come to think of it, I'm a little excited.

"It's done, don't worry, I understand everything, please go back this talisman, I will definitely not go to a messy place."

Let me go, this kid really understands a little bit, knowing that if you ask for a talisman, you can't go to places like cemeteries, crematoriums, and hospital morgues.

"Okay, then I can rest assured, you two, be careful on the road."

"Don't worry, the person will be delivered safely."

The two big men really couldn't act like Yiyi was saying goodbye, so Wu Yuan and I hugged each other tightly without saying anything nasty. After we parted, I watched them leave by plane.

I sent the two of them away, and went home alone, and resumed my daily routine of doing morning and evening classes and painting for at least three hours.

Half a month later, Bao Mingzhong called me, "Da Chuan, your talisman is really useful, buddy, I also have a girlfriend now."

As soon as I heard it, I quickly expressed my congratulations, and then I chatted with Bao Mingzhong again, mainly around his girlfriend.

A daughter of Bao Mingzhong's Shibo's family, who was studying at university in the capital, last week Bao Mingzhong met her in the capital.

After chatting for a while, Bao Mingzhong began to speculate about Ai Ai. He wanted to say something, but he never had the nerve to speak.

"What's the matter, just tell me."

I think this kid is a nice guy, and it's not a bad thing after all.

"Well, Okawa, will you ask for a child?"

I was stunned at the time, thinking, this girlfriend has just settled down, and now I start to care about having a baby, is the progress a little too fast?