Don't Discriminate Against Species

Hou Wei pushed the man leaning on her into the car, slammed the car door and bent over to blow a kiss, smiling sweetly and beautifully.After the car drove away, she took out the makeup mirror from her bag, took a look at her face, and cursed: "Damn it, Ruan Fandan has the face to engage in extramarital affairs and waste my mother's makeup."

After fixing up the lipstick that was rubbed off by the man, she took out her mobile phone, took a selfie with her mouth pouted, and sent it to her Moments.Her eyes are big, her face is only as small as a palm, and the photos she takes are beautiful without makeup.Not long after the photo was posted, many men came to like her. She sneered, put her phone back in her handbag, lit a cigarette and leaned against the lamppost to puff.

When a young man in a white shirt came up to her, she let out a puff of smoke: "My sister is not interested in young people like you, stay away from me."

Fu Li took out his work ID: "Hi, I'm an employee of the Cultivation Management Bureau, please show your ID card."

After not hearing the five words of the Cultivation Administration, Hou Wei was so frightened that she couldn't hold the cigarette in her hand. She bit her flaming red lips and said pitifully, "Brother, I just slept with a few humans and didn't smoke them. The essence and yang energy, this, this is not illegal, right?"

"It's your mutual consent, we don't care." Zhang Ke came out from behind, took out his work ID and shook it, "But you are suspected of defrauding human beings of money, and this will be under our control."

"They gave it to me voluntarily, how can it be considered a fraud." Hou Wei blinked her eyes wide, "Brother, please forgive me this time."

"Don't worry about this. The vixen I met last time is much better at seducing people than you." Zhang Ke took out his magic weapon and pointed it at Hou Wei. If Hou Wei refused to cooperate, he could only take it away by force. .

Hou Wei saw that the three men refused to give in, and the smile on her face disappeared: "Those men are self-deprecating, and even messing around outside after getting married, so what if I deceived them! You heard that I deceived them If you don’t want money, you will come to trouble me without stopping. When those cheap men cheated, why didn’t anyone punish them? Even if there is no me, there will be other women, can you manage it? "

"We don't care about human affairs, we only care about the affairs of the cultivation world." Zhang Ke knew that what Hou Wei said had some truth, but there was no rule without rules. If all the demons used the reason that human beings made mistakes to do evil, then The whole world of comprehension is going to be in chaos.

Today, the human being who litters litters deserves to be killed; tomorrow, the human being who speaks dirty words does not matter if he is eaten.Later, it may become that human beings should be eaten.

"But according to human law, half of the money you defrauded belonged to male human wives. Those male human beings deserved to be cheated, but female human beings are innocent." Fu Li was not involved by Hou Wei's statement, "according to human According to the law, it is illegal for that man to cheat in marriage, and it is also wrong for you to cheat money. If someone else does something wrong, it does not mean that you are right. These are two different things. "

Hou Wei was speechless by Fu Li. After a long while, she took a puff of cigarette and blew it in front of the three of them: "When I came to the Central Plains from the east, you were not even born yet. Just because you want to Catch me?"

Seeing that the three of them had no higher levels of cultivation than herself, Hou Wei looked at the moon in the sky and flicked the cigarette ash: "It's better to take a step back, I'll return half of the money to the wives of those men, and you don't want to arrest me and go to jail. "

I heard that when a demon cultivator is arrested and sent to the management office for hard labor, she will become a prototype. She absolutely cannot tolerate such a thing happening!

"Now that I know it's not good to go to jail, what did you do before?" Zhang Ke said with an angry smile, "Fox, we follow the rules, not business."

"You're the fucking vixen!" Hou Wei pointed at her big beautiful eyes, "Are you blind! The vixen's eyes are as big as mine and as beautiful as mine?!"

Zhang Ke didn't understand why Hou Wei broke out suddenly, and was scared by her exposed appearance and took two steps back.

Then he heard a series of classic national curses, none of which was repeated.Zhang Ke turned his head to look at Qingxu, who was holding the Taoist tactic, looking like a master of dust.He instantly understood that it was impossible to count on Qingxu for such things as quarreling.

Turning to look at Fu Li again, I didn't expect the other party to listen with great interest, as if he was very interested in these curse words.

"Brother Fu." Zhang Ke pulled Fu Li, "This is all dirty words, don't take it to heart."

"What she scolded is learned from your anthropology?" Fu Li looked admiring, "I never thought that your human beings' creative ability in language is so powerful."

As a human being, Zhang Ke has no sense of pride in being praised.

"But she is really not a vixen." Fu Li said, "I have seen her original form in "Animal World", she is called a lemur."

Hearing the word lemur, Hou Wei, who was cursing, stared at Fu Li blankly as if someone had strangled her neck.

As early as the early Tang Dynasty, there were rumors from unknown sources that lemurs could bring bad luck to people, so some wealthy businessmen deliberately bought lemurs at high prices to fight against competitors.In exchange for fine cloth and utensils, someone captured countless lemurs and went to the Central Plains.The journey is far away, and nine out of ten lemurs caught in cages will die. Even if they are lucky enough to reach the Central Plains, they will eventually die because of human fear of them.

She was lucky, because she had already opened her spiritual wisdom, so she survived the transportation.She was later bought by a wealthy businessman and thrown into a rival's yard.However, the hostess of the opponent's house was a very kind woman, she didn't dislike her ugly appearance, and didn't believe the rumors outside, so she took her in.

However, such a good woman died from her husband's poisonous murder, just because her husband had an affair with other women, and he was afraid of the influence of the mistress' natal family, so he could only use this vicious method.

She didn't understand why the husband and wife who promised each other would change their minds so easily, and could even take each other's life so cruelly.Are those vows of eternal love and promises of love all fake?

That night, she took form out of hatred and killed the heartless man.

She has lived for 500 years, and almost no one can see her true form. Why did this person reveal her real body in one mouthful?Hou Wei threw away the cigarette butt and looked at Fu Li vigilantly, "Who are you, why can you see through my true form?"

"You're not half my age, so what's so difficult about seeing through your real body?" Fu Li looked at Hou Wei with loving eyes that care for younger generations, "Come on, I'll give you two choices. One, cooperate with our work, and cooperate with us." Let's take a trip. Second, be taken away by our violence."

"Senior." Hou Wei stood up straight, and said pitifully, "I'm a foreign monkey, and I still don't understand the rules of the Central Plains cultivation world, please forgive me this time, and I will never do this kind of thing again Already!"

Zhang Ke finally understands what it means to turn your face faster than a book. When she vomited smoke rings and cursed people just now, she didn't look like this.

"Although your breed does not belong to our country, but judging by the way you practice, it is no different from our country, and you are still committing crimes in our country." Zhang Ke took out his mobile phone, took a photo of Hou Wei, and entered the photo into The office system checked, "Oh, I also took our country's identity certificate. You have stayed on this land for more than 1000 years, and you still don't understand our rules?"

Hou Wei didn't expect her lie to be exposed so quickly. Turning her head and seeing many passers-by behind her, she rolled her eyes and immediately took her heart into consideration.She took a deep breath, without letting her dantian sink, she opened her mouth and shouted: "Help, there is a gangster molesting!"

"Fuck, this woman is too shameless." Zhang Ke was taken aback, and quickly turned his head to look around. When he saw that the passers-by didn't respond at all, he was not only not relieved, but even angrier, "This is all What kind of people didn't respond to the girl calling for help!"

"I'm sorry, I just set up an enchantment. People outside can't see us, and can't hear us." Fu Li smiled innocently, stretched out his hand, and Hou Wei turned into the original shape. The unattractive big-eyed lemur came into Fu Li's hands.

"Squeak, creak." The lemur struggled a few times, and finally paralyzed its four paws, laying motionless on Fu Li's palm.Then he circled his tail little by little, covering his frighteningly big eyes.

"It's pretty cute." Fu Li turned to Zhang Ke and said, "Let's go back."

"Squeak?" The lemur moved its tail down a little, and looked at Fu Li timidly with its big eyes, as if it didn't expect that someone would praise her for being cute.

Hou Wei was taken to the management office. After investigation, she did not use ecstasy in violation of regulations during her relationship with human men, and the money was voluntarily donated by human men.However, Hou Wei's behavior was suspected of destroying the relationship between human couples, so there were internal differences in sentencing.

When everyone was arguing, Fu left.

"Hou Wei's behavior was wrong, but during the investigation, I found that it was not she who took the initiative to contact these men, but these men had unruly thoughts on Hou Wei and took the initiative to show courteousness. From this perspective, Hou Wei did not It’s not an active mistake.” Fu Li took out the investigation materials, “And Hou Wei said that she is willing to return the money to the partners of those men, and if any of these partners want to divorce, she is willing to stand up and testify that these cheating Most of the men are at fault, allowing the victimized women to get more property division when they divorce."

"If the situation is true, I think Hou Wei's sentencing standard can be lowered." Xu Yuan snorted coldly, not liking those cheating men, "After careful calculation, Hou Wei's situation is a gift, not a fraud."

In the end, everyone came to the conclusion that Hou Wei returned all the money to the partners of those men. After paying a fine, she can be exempted from prison, but she needs to go to the human community to do volunteer work for two years and get in touch with ordinary human beings. .

Hou Wei's case is just a very common case for the management office. They will not only punish Hou Wei who made mistakes, but also let these cheating men get their due retribution. As for the method, it is the internal affairs of the management office little secret.

On the seventh day after Fu Li entered the management office, he suddenly became popular on the Internet.

It turned out that it was the intentionally scary funny show, which played the clip of the elevator pretending to be a ghost. Among the few people who were crying and making noise in fright, Fu Li was a breath of fresh air.When the ghost jumped out, the first thought was not to be afraid, but to remind the other party not to jump in the elevator.The later interviews were also interesting, without saying anything, just emphasizing that fighting in the elevator is not allowed.There is such a security guard in the hotel, it is simply too responsible and safe.

Of course, another important point is that this security guard is very handsome.

Soon some netizens discovered that this security guard was not only fearless when facing ghosts, but also rescued a little girl who was harassed by gangsters and a python struck by lightning.The evidence is the screenshot of the Weibo where the little girl was looking for her benefactor, and the thank you Weibo from the Forestry Bureau.

Netizens who learned that the security guard was working at Yuanyue Hotel went to the hotel to inquire, and everyone knew that this handsome guy had resigned a week ago.The netizens were very disappointed, and wanted to inquire about the whereabouts of the handsome guy, but they couldn't find out.

Some netizens thought that this must be some company's Internet celebrity hype routine, but they waited and waited, but they didn't wait for the handsome security guard to post Weibo or accept an interview. Finally, they had to admit that this was really a brain circuit Weird security.

"Brother Fu, you're hot." Zhang Ke walked up to Fu Li with his mobile phone, "A lot of cute girls on the Internet say that you are the most handsome security guard and want to help you have a baby. And Bai Fumei said that she wants to give birth to a baby." You keep it at home."

"What kind of child should I have? I'm separated from humans and can't have children." Fu Li was doing a set of history test papers and didn't raise his head when he heard Zhang Ke's words. "I have hands and feet. How dare I let a human girl raise them?" Come on, what a disgraceful face."

"It doesn't matter, anyway, there are a lot of monsters raised by humans now. Not long ago, I met a few cat monsters mixed together, and they are more loyal than someone's shit-shoveling officer." Zhang Ke chuckled, "What are you. "

Fu Li shook his head and sighed: "In the past, the demon world was ashamed of being favored by others, but now there is such a trend, the world is getting worse."

Zhang Wang laughed dryly and put the phone away.He was afraid that if he didn't put it away, he would become a bastard with a wicked demon.

"Everyone is here?" Zhuang Qing came in with a file bag, "The census of the cultivation world once every ten years is about to start, everyone has worked hard recently and done it well as soon as possible. This time the statistic is more complicated than before Some must be registered in accordance with the requirements of one mark and three facts.”

"Boss, isn't one standard and three reals the standard for their humans?" Chu Yu asked, "Why do we demons have to follow this standard?"

"Advancing with the times, it is our responsibility to strengthen the management of the cultivation world." Zhuang Qing handed him the file bag, "Recently, evil spirits have appeared frequently, and even mandrills hiding in the mountains dare to come to the city to make trouble. This shows that What? This shows that our work is not in place."

Song Yu, the evil demon's representative, lowered his head a little.

Everyone knows that this is a certainty, and we no longer discuss whether to do it, but who is responsible for what.

Zhuang Qing glanced at Fu Li: "Fu Li, come with me to the office."

Fu Li put down his pen, stood up and followed Zhuang Qing. After the two entered the office, Zhuang Qing clicked on a text message: "You transferred the 100 million to me?"

"Didn't I borrow 100 million from you? Now that I have money, of course I have to return it to you." Ever since the human named Zhou Chang gave him a check, he has become a rich man, although it is not enough. Buy a house.

"You..." Zhuang Qing was suffocated by Fu Li's indifference, "Do you know it's 100 million?!"

"I will pay you back only when I know it. If I only borrowed ten yuan, I might have forgotten it long ago." Fu Li gave Zhuang Qing a disgusted look, and he was not happy to pay back the money. What's wrong with it.He managed to stand in line at the bank to have the money on the check transferred to his account and then returned it to him, and he lost his temper.

"Then do you know that the Hunyuan Pill you gave me is worth at least 200 million, and the value of that rough diamond is unlimited, will you settle the score?" Zhuang Qing finally couldn't help the depression in her heart, growled Said, "You have lived for 4000 years, what are you thinking in your mind?!"

"What you borrow is what you borrow, and of course you have to pay it back." Fu Li patted Zhuang Qing on the shoulder, "You are young, don't be so irritable, what if you lose your cultivation? I don't even feel sorry for you, you feel sorry for me What?"

Zhuang Qing took a deep breath, and patted the hand on her shoulder away: "Okay, just treat me like a dog picking a mouse, and mind your own business."

Fu Li whispered: "That's not true, you are a dragon, and it has nothing to do with dogs."

Trying to remind herself not to lose her temper, Zhuang Qing took two deep breaths: "Fu Li, many things that are worthless in your eyes are already rare treasures in this era. Now you are the demon of my management office, so I will I can't just watch you suffer, understand?"

Fu Li blinked: "Is the current cultivation world really so miserable?"

Those things he ate as snacks and weeds are now rare items?

"There are still many things you don't know." Seeing Fu Li obediently bowing his head to listen to the training, Zhuang Qing sighed, "I told you last time, don't just watch the news broadcast."

"No, I've been watching "Approaching Science" and "Animal World" recently."

After a while, Zhuang Qing gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, as long as you are happy."

"Zhuang Qing, you are such a good dragon. I am living a very happy life now." Fu Li smiled happily. Although this dragon has a bad temper, he has a good heart.

Zhuang Qing: "Hehe."

"You..." Zhuang Qing's voice suddenly fell, and he turned his head to look out of the window with a solemn expression: "It's so strong."

"It seems to be coming from the direction of the East China Sea." The East China Sea is so far away from the capital, and the evil spirit can be transmitted, which shows how advanced this is.

The two looked at each other and disappeared into the sky as a stream of light.

On the east coast, night has fallen, and in the dark seawater, huge monsters are looming in the seawater, schools of fish are scattered and fleeing, and there is not even a bird in the sky.

The author has something to say: Fu Li: Repaying debts is justified!