"The taste of their dim sum is mediocre. The most classic dish is this spicy diced rabbit, which is fragrant and tender." Zhang Ke used his serving chopsticks to put the rabbit head in Fu Li's bowl, "Try it."

On the left is the fat rabbit dessert sent by Zhuang Qing, on the right is the spicy rabbit diced by Zhang Ke, and on the opposite is a group of smiling future colleagues. .

King Xiang danced his sword with the intention of Pei Gong.Is this the old man's blow to the newcomer?

He thought he was covering it up very well, so everyone knew that he was actually a rabbit spirit?Back then, he was less than five hundred years old, and he couldn't even transform into a human form. Because he heard the story told by the white ape, he became curious about the things outside the mountain.Then one day when I ran out for fun, I met two strange snakes. They not only had wings, but also had two bodies under one head.When the strange snake found him, it not only laughed at him for being weak and ugly, but also opened its bloody mouth and prepared to devour him.Still young, he was so frightened that he trembled, and he couldn't even hold back the urge to urinate. Later, if King Ganglu hadn't rushed to rescue him, he might have been swallowed by the strange snake.

From then on, whenever he saw naked things, he felt disgusted. It was only later that he found out that this strange snake was called Fat Yi.Even though the white ape later said that eating the meat of this snake would be good for his body, he felt disgusted just thinking about their ugly appearance.

What's wrong with the rabbit, the rabbit, as long as you practice hard, the rabbit can also contribute to the world.

He pushed the bowl in front of him away, and looked pitifully at everyone in the management department: "The rabbit is so cute, can I not eat it?"

It's okay for you to eat, it's okay for me to sit by and watch you eat, why do you still pick it in my bowl and persuade me to eat it?He's not that mallard duck, even his clan can handle it.

"Although it looks cute, its meat is more delicious and its fur is more beautiful." Xu Yuan said, "Senior, don't worry, these meats definitely do not use excessive veterinary drugs. This store is very particular about the ingredients, and these are free-range The style of running rabbit meat is absolutely fresh and tender.”

She thought it was Fu Xinruan, and said: "Although rabbits are cute, their main economic utility is to eat and shear their fur."

The cold sweat on Fu Li's face became more severe, and his eyes became more aggrieved: "You don't like cannibalism, why do you force rabbits to eat rabbits?"

"What?" Zhang Ke thought he had a hearing problem, so he turned his head to look at Fu Li in a daze, looking stupid and silly.The others were not much better than him. They stretched out their chopsticks and felt the rabbit meat in their mouths burning, making their hearts thump.

Zhuang Qing threw the half-eaten Fat Rabbit snack into the trash can under the table, and took a sip of tea as if nothing had happened.

"What's wrong with the rabbit?" Fu Li said with a straight face, "You look down on the rabbit?"

"No, how is it possible." Xu Yuan threw her chopsticks, "Rabbits are cute and powerful, we all like rabbits."

"Yes, yes, rabbits are so cute, how can you eat them." Zhang Ke recovered from the shock and threw his chopsticks, "There is a lobster shop next door, let's go eat crayfish."

A group of people changed places and sat down. Fu Li looked at the newly served lobster and felt as if he understood something.

It must have been the last time I beat Suiyu, I beat them too hard and scared them, so these people deliberately scared him.No wonder Zhang Shan said that if he behaved too well, he would be envied by others, and he should pay attention to it in the future.

The people in the management office never imagined that Fu Li, with such a high force value, turned out to be an old rabbit who had practiced for 4000 years.Rabbits have a short lifespan, even if they are lucky enough to cultivate a human form, their cultivation base is still very low, like Fu Li...

It probably belongs to the mutant species of the rabbit demon.

After eating two pots of lobster, Zhang Ke approached Fu Li like a little wife: "Senior, this junior didn't know that your body was...a majestic Jade Rabbit, so I offended you so much when arranging the meal. Here's my apology."

"Yeah, it's not some majestic Moon-Watching Jade Rabbit." Fu Li put down the lobster in his hand, and smiled embarrassedly, "From now on, we will all be colleagues, just call me by my name."

He stretched out his hand to measure a certain distance, but it was only more than 20 centimeters long. He broke the jar and said, "I am actually such a big long-eared rabbit. I didn't retire, and I didn't have the protection of the elders, so I felt very pitiful, so I was taken back to the mountain to be raised." Seeing everyone staring at him blankly again, Fu Li's cheeks turned red.

Hearing this passage, Zhuang Qing thought of those kind little demons who were buried in the belly of dragons on Wuying Mountain, and became disgusted with Qinglong Clan.

"Benefactor, you are really amazing." Chu Yu said with a look of admiration, "I have practiced for more than 1000 years, and my original shape is only one finger long and two fingers wide." Not to mention that the benefactor is a rabbit more than 20 centimeters long, even if the benefactor uses a microscope Seeing the paramecium, Chu Yu also decided to worship him without any position.

When Chu Yu said this, everyone looked at Fu Li with even more admiration.

From an ordinary long-eared rabbit to the present, how much effort and sweat have you put in to achieve such a profound cultivation?

Iron-blooded man, cow!

They adore the naturally powerful demon cultivators, and they cultivate from humble animals to great powers, which is even more awe-inspiring!

"But the demon cultivators who raised seniors are really amazing. If I saw a fluffy little rabbit, I might take it home and cook it..." Zhang Ke scratched the back of his head embarrassedly, laughing dryly.

Fu Li lowered his head and clicked, biting off the lobster's head.

Zhang Ke swallowed, and never mentioned eating rabbits again.

After the welcome banquet, everyone knew the true identity of Fu Li.Especially Suan Yu, whose alias was Song Yu, after learning what Fu Li's body was, the whole demon collapsed.After all, he was also an ancient fierce beast, how could he be beaten to the point of crying by a rabbit?

No, it should be said, how could it be possible for a rabbit to resist the instinctive awe of the big monster in his body and beat him like this?

He has lost the face of the ancient monsters. Fortunately, the ancient monsters either died or hid, and no one knew that he was in such a mess.Thinking of this, Song Yu felt relieved.

Isn't the story of the poor boy's counterattack popular among human beings nowadays, Fu Li is the protagonist of the poor boy in the demon cultivator world, so if he has the ability to slap him in the face, he can figure it out.

In front of the old employees, the newcomers were still a little bit reluctant. Wei Cang is Zhang Ke's younger brother. Caught in front of Zhang Ke.

"Senior, this is my junior brother Wei Cang." Zhang Ke intended to let Wei Cang and Fu Li build a good relationship, and introduced Wei Cang to Fu Li, "I hope you will take care of me in the future."

"Didn't you say I'll be called by my name in the future? It sounds old-fashioned to call you senior." Fu Li's temper is quite easy to get along with, although he feels that these people in the management office are suspected of giving him a grand banquet, but who told him to be open-minded, Don't care about these juniors.

However, after seeing Wei Cang's original form through Wei Cang's human form, Fu Li was a little envious, and it turned out to be a tiger.

It may be that he has seen Fu Li beating Suan Yu, so when Wei Cang saw Fu Li, he couldn't help but feel awe in his heart. Without Zhang Ke teaching him, he respectfully called Fu Li "Brother Fu."

Although from appearance, he is several years older than Fu Li.

"Brother Fu, it's not convenient to take a taxi here. I'll drive you back." Seeing that Fu Li didn't like calling him senior, Zhang Ke cleverly called Fu Li Brother.

"No need." Zhuang Qing came over and said, "I'm more familiar with where he lives, so I'll just drop him off."

"Okay, boss." Zhang Ke pulled Wei Cang back a few steps.

After Zhuang Qing left with Fu Li, he whispered to his junior brother Wei Cang: "I heard that dragons and tigers don't get along, and they often fight together. After entering the management office, you remember to restrain yourself. Don't look at the boss who is less than two thousand years old. , but his cultivation is unfathomable, I have worked in it for ten years, and I have never seen the boss lose a fight with anyone."

"Brother, you're overthinking." Wei Cang looked towards the direction where Fu Li and Zhuang Qing left, his eyes full of admiration, "The so-called dragon-tiger fights are actually fabricated by humans. Those who really don't fit with the dragon clan, It's actually a phoenix."

"Isn't it the dragon and the phoenix?" Zhang Ke felt that his three views were broken.

"It doesn't really matter what the truth is, as long as you humans are happy. Anyway, I haven't seen a phoenix since I was born, and it may have been extinct. Even if the dragons have human beliefs, there are only a few dozen left." Why are you still fighting?" Wei Cang put his hands in his pockets, shrugged his shoulders, and his attitude was very casual, "This world has long belonged to human beings."

The past splendor and glory of the Yaozu are like the magnificent historical records in human history, which cannot be turned back in time, nor can it be turned back.It's better to look up and look forward to the present, so that there will be new hope in the future.

Zhang Ke looked at the indifferent junior brother, and felt that he seemed to see the hero's twilight, and his beauty was old, and he felt a little sad.

"Brother, what are you thinking about?" Wei Cang sighed, his eyes filled with the vicissitudes of seeing through the world, "It doesn't matter, anyway, Feng Shui turns around, just get used to it."

Zhang Ke:?

Being human, he felt as if his race were cursed.

Fu Li got into Zhuang Qing's car and looked back and forth: "Is your car repaired?"

This question made Zhuang Qing think of the low-level car accident not long ago, and his heart ached a little: "Yes."

"For Long Zhen's generosity, you spent a lot of money to invite so many people to dinner at noon?" Fu Li fastened his seat belt.

"It's okay." Anyway, it doesn't cost him any money, the money has to be reimbursed.This time, the management office recruited a monster who has practiced for 4000 years, and a big monster that was only recorded in ancient books. The management was very happy, so they specially allocated a sum of money.

"I didn't know your real identity before, so I felt offended when ordering food." Zhuang Qing observed Fu Li's expression, "Please don't take it to heart."

"It's all right, I just don't eat rabbit meat myself, it doesn't matter if you eat it." Fu Li said, "For example, the king on my mountain is originally a pig, but everyone also wants to eat pork."

Zhuang Qing suddenly had a vivid picture in his mind, a pig was roasting rabbit meat, a rabbit was eating pork, a monkey was eating roast sparrow, sparrow was eating fish on a branch, four different creatures were sitting together Well, the atmosphere is friendly and harmonious.

Frightened by what he had made up in his own brain, Zhuang Qing shook his head, he was distorted by Fu Li.

He had no chance to see the grand occasion of the demon world thousands of years ago, but what is certain is that Fu Li should have lived in a simple environment.Although sometimes he inexplicably felt that Fu Li was a bit dangerous, but the breath on the other party was very clean.This is a unique spiritual field for demon cultivators who have not been involved in karma, nor have eaten humans.

"Why are you still going to the hotel?" Zhuang Qing turned the steering wheel, "You still have to go to work now?"

"I'm going to hand in my resignation." Fu Li took out a resignation letter from his coat bag, "Although Wang Daoyou has approved my resignation in advance, according to the rules, I have to hand in this resignation to the HR department."

"You really follow the rules."

Zhuang Qing was noncommittal about this. Now many demon cultivators can integrate into the human world, but there are really few demon cultivators who abide by the rules to this extent.

When the car arrived at the hotel, Zhuang Qing turned off the engine: "Go, I'll wait for you in the car."

If it weren't for Fuli's diamond and Hunyuan Dan, he would not be willing to spend so much gasoline as a free driver for a rabbit.It's really short-handed, and the mouth is soft when eating people. He still eats and grabs, but he can't get enough confidence.

After Fu Li handed in his resignation, he ran into Zhang Shan.Zhang Shan already knew that Fu Li had found a good job in a certain biological company, so when he saw Fu Li, he joked and asked him to treat him.

After the two chatted and laughed, Zhang Shan pulled Fu Li into a corner and whispered, "Xiao Fu, after I went back last night, I went to check on that Chimelong Biotechnology Company, but I didn't expect this company to be quite powerful. , the cosmeceuticals independently developed and produced are popular with women, and it seems to produce some medicines. Anyway, it is a low-key and time-honored company, and it will not be a liar, so you can go to work with peace of mind."

A few days ago, Fu Li mentioned to Zhang Shan that he was accepted by Chimelong Biotechnology Company, but he didn't know whether he should go or not.Zhang Shan thought that Fu Li was worried that it was a scam company, so he went to check it out.

It's not his fault that he thinks too much, there are too many scam companies under the name of scientific and technological creatures, what if they encounter some messy organization?

Zhang Shan didn't say anything, Fu Li didn't know yet, it turned out that the management office really had products for sale on the market, it was really... well disguised.

"Thank you." Fu Li looked at the enthusiastic human being in front of him, and patted him on the shoulder, "I'll treat you to dinner when I'm on vacation."

"Okay." Zhang Shan cheerfully patted Fu Li's shoulder back, "Rest early, and go to work in the new company tomorrow. You must be energetic."

"En!" Fu Li nodded.

However, on the first day when he went to work in the management office, Fu Li did nothing except familiarize himself with the various formations inside.On the second day of work, Fu Li stayed with everyone in the big office area and listened to ghost stories from the human world all day long.He didn't understand why a group of demon cultivators were so interested in ghost stories written by human authors.

On the third day, the old employees explained the employee rules to the six newcomers and distributed a lot of office supplies.On the left of Fu Li's office is Wei Cang, and on the right is Song Yu.There are many rooms in Chimelong Biological Company, because each practitioner has different habits and hobbies, so everyone has an independent office. In the middle of each floor, there are public office rooms and meeting rooms. Everyone loves being in a communal office.

If humans come in, they will only feel that this is an ordinary biological company, and only practitioners who have a work card from the management office can see it.

The buildings with countless floors, the luxurious spiral staircase, the ancient paintings on the walls that have experienced the passage of time, and some potted plants in the corners that look ordinary, but may actually talk and sing, and even turn into vines, all prove it. uniqueness.

Compared with the real appearance of the management office, any scene in a mythological movie seems clumsy and cheap.

When Fu Li went to see Sun Gou'er with the stick bone and chicken legs, his work had changed from making clothes to making dolls. The short, black dog's paws were particularly nimble, and he swished the doll's legs twice. The eyes are glued on.

Seeing Fu Li coming, he was very happy, pushed the big frame of the doll to the side, and lay down to the door wagging his black tail: "Xiao Fu, you finally came to see me." The magic circle on the door flickered, The things in Fu Li's hand came to Sun Gou'er.

He got down on his forelegs, opened his mouth and bit off a stick bone, raised his head and said to Fu Li, "I really didn't introduce you to the city in vain. You were locked up here for a few months, and you were the only one who saw me."

"Appearance is very important to human beings. If you give a vixen a fake degree, let her rely on these to deceive human beings to believe her on the Internet, and buy her fake facial masks in her store. As a result, they ruined their faces. This is called helping evildoers." " Fu Li leaned on the door frame, and said to Sun Gou'er through the barrier, "After you are released after serving your sentence, don't lie to others."

"Don't lie to me, what will I eat." Sun Gou'er chewed the stick bone into pieces, with a cold dog's face, "Are human beings worthy of my kindness and kindness?"

"Being cheated is only because of their stupid brains!"

Sun Gou'er dropped this sentence, turned around and picked up the insulated box with his mouth, and after lying a little far away, he pointed his butt at Fu Li and continued to gnaw on the chicken legs and stick bones.Sometimes when the soup splashes on his face, he still doesn't forget to wipe it with his paw.

Fu Li walked out of the prison area and met Zhuang Qing and Chu Yu on the way to the cafeteria. Chu Yu hurriedly beckoned him to go with him.

"Brother Fu, what are you doing in the prison area? There is no aura, and the air is turbid." Chu Yu asked curiously.

"I'm going to visit my fellow countrymen."

"Oh, that pastoral dog." Chu Yu said, "I never thought that the imprisoned dog is also from your mountain."

"It's not Wuying Mountain." Fu Li shook his head and explained, "Wuying Mountain's demon cultivators never lie to people, let alone do things that harm others. Sun Qiye is the demon cultivator I met in the place where I woke up."

There are no monsters in the world that don't lie, Chu Yu carefully glanced at Fu Li, probably when they were deceiving, Senior Fu Li didn't know.

After returning from dinner, the management office received reports from enthusiastic monsters, saying that a fox spirit had transformed into a defrauding human of money, and the amount involved might be as high as 200 million.

"Why is it a vixen again?" Chu Yu hung up the phone and frowned, "This year, the fox family has committed several crimes. Last time, the one with the fake mask hasn't come out yet, and this fox is eager to commit crimes."

"Zhang Ke, this time you take Brother Fu and Qingxu for a trip, so that they can get familiar with the working process."

Daoist is in charge of catching monsters, and brother Fu is in charge of fighting monsters, there is nothing wrong with it.

In the middle of the night, Fu Li looked at the demon cultivator who was flirting with a certain human being, and turned to look at Zhang Ke: "Is this a vixen?"

I don't know if the current cultivators have been influenced by TV dramas. Whenever they see a demon cultivator who seduces humans, they think of vixen.

This is obviously a lemur. According to biology, he should belong to the same family as a monkey, and it has nothing to do with other fox spirits.

The author has something to say: Foxy: Have you read too much of Liaozhai?Throw any pot at us.

Lemur: Although I am ugly, I am beautiful after my transformation~ [Here is a tip not to mislead everyone: lemurs do not belong to our local animals in China, and their ancestral home should be in Africa. This article is a plot need~]

Fu Li: Thank you for your great nutrient solution, I can’t repay you, I can only wish you good luck~

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