[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

Today's Honmaru is as peaceful as ever.

But the only fly in the ointment was that the interrogator only left a note saying "I have something to do, see you later." on a few cases, and then left again.

Did you go to another world?

Or is it that he was entangled by those guys and couldn't get away?

Yamato Shou Anding walked with slightly heavy steps, and tried his best to drive a desertion during the Neiban, searching for any figure similar to Edgar with his peripheral vision.

Suddenly, he saw a black shadow quickly shuttle through the forest with very brisk small steps opposite to his own.With the idea that it would be good to find a tiger for the five tigers while looking for the judge, Yamato Shou'an threw down the broom without hesitation, and quickly chased after him.

"Hmm...it's a cat..."

On a clearing in the forest, Yamato Morita stroked his chin and carefully looked at the cat in front of him.

Its body is extremely petite, and it can be easily measured with two hands, but its fur is black and shiny, and it did not choose to escape when it noticed someone was following it from behind. Instead, it stood still and waited for someone to come over.It should be a domesticated, innocent little milk cat who doesn't know what is dangerous, he guessed so.

On the other side, after realizing that Yamato Shou Anding was just standing aside and was not going to approach him, this cat, which had been determined to be a domestic cat by a knife, walked up to An Ding fearlessly and rubbed his trousers with the top of its furry head.

"Haha, it's a little itchy." Feeling the warm touch around his feet, even Yamato Morita, who doesn't have much love for small animals (and regards cats as a "pet name" for stubborn enemies), can't help but sigh Get up, "What a cute kitten."

However, do cats still have red eye breeds?

Yamato Shou Anding tilted his head in some doubts, and very conveniently avoided the fierce broom attack coming towards his head from behind, "You——again—escape—inside——!!!Ah! , What a cute kitty."

California Qingguang held up the broom and failed in one blow, ready to strike again, but when he saw the well-behaved little black cat at Yamato Shou'an's feet, he immediately threw away the broom, knelt down to pick it up, and rubbed it up.

The cat didn't struggle either, letting California Qingguang rub it around in an awkward position. "So good~ So good~" The regular cooperation made Qingguang completely indulged in the soft and smooth fur, and it took a while to barely wake up from the "cute".

He moved a little distance away from the kitten in his arms who started squinting and yawning, looked at it, and hugged it tightly again with a "ah~". "The black hair and red eyes are the same color as mine! Has the kitty thought about becoming a combination with me and turning into a cute quadratic!" California Qingguang's tone was very much like a child's abduction Offender, Ling Yamato Moran Ding at the side couldn't help showing contemptuous eyes.

However, An Ding didn't use this as a starting point to make complaints. He just glanced at California Qingguang, then at the cat in his arms, raised his eyebrows and sneered, "Huh? Quadratic? The little cat is Very cute, but you..." His eyes swept up and down quite seriously, "Are you cute?"

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A few ferocious veins popped out of California Qingbal's head, and quickly put the kitten on his shoulder in the way of singing a fox and releasing a fox, picked up the broom, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to fight Yamato Shou'an to the death.

However, when he turned his head vigorously, he just happened to bury his head in the cat's black fur on his shoulder again, "Wow, it's really soft and slippery." The angry aura behind Qingguang decayed at a speed visible to the naked eye , and was soon completely consumed by the healing of the little animal, and continued to hold the cat in his arms, and had another long rub.

During the period, it was probably too hard.Cat Chong Qingguang made a "mi" sound as if reminding him.

"Ahh, the cry is 'mi'! So cute! Mimi, come to give me a kiss?" Qingguang pursed his lips.

"Anyway, I think I'm cute when I praise it for being cute," Yamato Shou'an folded his arms around his chest, with a look of seeing through the truth, "Be careful, don't hurt others and make your face dirty by being scratched."

"Mi." As if understanding and accepting An Ding's advice, the little black cat raised its forelegs and showed its sharp claws.Without waiting for Qingguang to dodge, he pressed heavily on his cheek.

Qingguang suddenly screamed like a female high school student when her skirt was lifted: "Wait a minute, my face is my plus point with the master! Ahhh, the meat pads are so soft..."

He quietly opened his eyes, and saw that the little black cat had already retracted its paws, pressing the soft plum blossom pad to his lips.

Feeling the unique warm body temperature of the milk cat is continuously pouring towards me from there.After realizing that this was just a joke made by a kitten to himself, Qing Guang couldn't get angry at all, but was almost melted by the warmth on his lips.

"Woo..." He hugged the kitten vigorously, and lowered his head to rub the kitten's front paw with the tip of his nose.It was only after being patted by the kitten that he came back to his senses, he raised his head with vengeance and laughed loudly at his companion who also wanted to reach out to touch the cat, "Only ugly and jealous guys will maliciously misinterpret other people's intentions. Mimi is so cute , it won’t be like you who only have a good-looking face, but in fact it’s cruel and distorted, always wanting to grab people’s faces and chop off people’s heads~”

"Aren't you right, Mimi~" California Qingguang raised the forelegs of the little black cat, asking for approval.

However, at this time, Qingguang's action probably hurt the cat, causing it to stretch its right paw to pat Qingguang after a "mi" sound.

From Qingguang's point of view, it was from the soft pads that there was a huge force not like a kitten, turning his head abruptly towards the cat's face.A knife and a cat looked at each other for a few seconds, and the little black cat opened its mouth with sharp fangs, and bit Qingguang's nose precisely and without hesitation——

"Wow, ah, it hurts! Ah, doesn't it hurt?"

California Qingguang touched the tip of his nose nervously, only feeling a little mark on it.And the little black cat took advantage of the moment when he was distracted, jumped out of his embrace quite nimbly, ran into the grass with small steps, and was no longer seen.

"Hehe, it seems that the cute second party has disbanded." Yamato Shou'an immediately cast a contemptuous look at his companion.

But at this time, California Qingguang was not as violent as before.He stroked the tip of his nose silently, his face in a daze.

——Black fur, scarlet eyes, intimate attitude, great strength, dexterous actions that can escape Fusangshen, and that, the sudden action of biting the tip of someone's nose when meeting for the first time...

No way, no way, no way! ?

What did I just do to that cat?Cuddle it, rub it, want to kiss it, and call it "Mimi"? ? ?

Thinking of something, California Qingguang froze in place like a weathered statue, and couldn't even feel the continuous calls and extremely hard slaps of Yamato Shou'an beside him.

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Okurigara didn't want to have boring daily exchanges with other swords today.

He opened the door and came to the corridor alone.

Usually, there is always a group of old men who have nothing to do to drink tea and chat, and another group of older men who have nothing to do to play games.But probably because the midsummer is too hot and the sun is too glaring, most of the knives are hiding indoors, and a small number of short knives who are not afraid of the scorching heat have also gone to find the tigers who retreated from the five tigers. It has become a quiet place to rest.

No, it seems that I am not the only one who has taken a fancy to this place.

Okurigara silently looked towards the wall.

There, a black kitten is rolling itself into a ball, enjoying the warm wind in the shade.It didn't panic when it saw someone stepping into its domain. Instead, it blinked its rare bright red eyes like bright rubies, walked gracefully on catwalks, and walked step by step towards the big girl who had been staring at it. Ligalo.

Okurigara put down the saber in his hand, followed the movement of the little black cat, and sat down against the wall.He hesitated and stretched out his right hand, tentatively placing it in front of the black cat.The black cat's footsteps did not stop at all. While looking up at Okurigara carefully, it moved closer to him and put its front paws on the palm of his hand as a sign of friendship.

"..." Facing the cat's approach, Okurigara immediately lowered his head, pursed his lips and remained silent for a long time.The hand that could firmly hold the handle of the knife no matter what kind of danger it encountered trembled slightly under the cat's petite front paws.

He gently brushed the fur on the cat's instep with his thumb, and after the black cat retracted its front paw itchingly, he turned his palm over and touched the kitten's chubby head with a gentle force that did not match the appearance of the rebellious boy.

His gentle and skillful approach made the cat squint its eyes in comfort.A moment later, like a compliment, the black cat raised its front paw again, and patted Okurigara's arm with its pink flesh pad.And Okurigara felt the tiny slap on his arm, and the sharp golden eyes half hidden under the hair became softer.

"Meow?"

Under the gaze of the kitten's wide-eyed eyes, Okurigaro hugged the little black cat, carefully looked around, pulled its body and opened its mouth again, "meow".

"Meow meow meow."

Probably because he was very sure that there was no one around, Okurigaro began to imitate the cat's cry continuously, and waited for the kitten's response seriously.

"..." The kitten hesitated for a while, and then "Mi" cooperatively.

The voice was small, soft, and milky.He obviously didn't stretch out his sharp claws, but it seemed as if he had naughtily scratched the heart of Okurigara, which made the corners of Okurigara's tightly pursed lips curl up involuntarily.

"Meow."

"mum."

"Meow."

"mum."

In the warm summer wind, the hard sword and the soft cat got together quite tacitly, enjoying the unique scenery of summer noon.

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"Why is there a cat in this pill?"

In the dark and serious meeting room, the stern-faced Hasebe supported the table with one hand, and pointed straight at the other end of the opposite table, which was completely opposite to the atmosphere of the meeting room.

A group of sword men who were supposed to be working were squatting there.Regardless of the crowding together, they lined up to play with the kittens with firmness and joy that almost made cherry blossoms bloom.And the kittens are also very cooperative, silently and obediently handing over the meat pads to the swords, allowing them to pinch and have fun.

"..." That color scheme, coupled with the posture of sitting on the table, really looks like the Lord.

——Probably because I haven't seen the Lord for three hours, I can't help but have empathy.Pressing and cutting Hasebe pinched the root of his nose hard, and finally suppressed the urge to do the same in his heart.

He patted the table, no longer caring about the group of swords who were having fun, and started a discussion with other calm colleagues with a straight face: "This Honmaru is a special time and space separated from other worlds. If cats can Entering in a certain way means that other enemies can also invade here through that passage, we must pay attention to it."

"Well, well," Tsurumaru Kuninaga patted Hasebe's tense shoulders lightly, and said leisurely under the glaring gaze of the other party, "at least the intruder now is just this small and cute tit Cat, don't be so nervous."

With that said, Tsurumaru quickly lay down on the table, stretched out his hand and stroked the cat's tail.

"Crack." Soon, the slender cat's tail made a conspicuous red mark on the back of the white hand.

"..." I thought that Tsurumaru wanted to participate in the discussion seriously, but it turned out that he just wanted to attack from behind.Hasebe glared at Tsurumaru fiercely with eyes that hated iron and steel, then turned to look at Kiyomitsu who seemed incompatible with all knives, "California Kiyomitsu, what do you think?"

From time to time, among the group of cat knives, Qing Guang, who kept a distance of three meters from the table, looked at his colleagues far away, and expressed his opinion hesitantly: "That... I think... ..."

However, before Qingguang finished speaking, a voice that was very similar to Edgar, but because of the cheerful and unmistakable tone in the tone, squeezed out Qingguang's soft whisper: "Cat! Is it a real cat! That’s great, I really am the omnipotent wishing machine!”

Accompanied by this proud declaration, the Holy Grail jumped into the house, with a distorted expression full of joy and joy, and flew towards the location of the black cat like flying.

——Simply, he was already easy to distinguish him from Edgar by virtue of his own success in escaping, coupled with the psychological shadow caused by "a certain incident", his appearance has been improved by himself. It is exactly the same as Edgar himself, even if he drools and gets close to the cat now, he will no longer be put on the neck with a knife for the reason of "ruining the image of the god judge".

Regardless of the gnashing of teeth by the surrounding swordsmen, the Holy Grail held both hands, and easily lifted up the unresisting young black cat, "It's the same color as my dear, it's so cute~ love~"

He happily looked closely at the cat, "Ah, it's really pink with a moist nose! It's exactly the same as the one in the TV show, good~ cute~ love~"

Then, he raised the cat's front paw and pressed it lightly twice, "Ah, it's really a pink plum blossom pad! It's exactly the same as the one in the TV show, good~love~"

With the help of the height of the driven paw, the cat, which was forced to elongate its body, mercilessly slapped its sharp paw towards the nose of the Holy Grail.So, with the red marks on his face, the Holy Grail shouted happily: "Ah, it's really a claw that can expand and contract at will! It's exactly the same as the one in the TV show, good~love~"

"..."

The swordsmen who wanted to snatch the kitten back were very speechless and fell into silence.

Thanks to the self-destruction of the Holy Grail, they finally understood the truth of the issues they were discussing before.

A cat actually appeared in the Honmaru, which has always been isolated from the world?It must have been because the Holy Grail, who desperately wanted a cat after watching a certain TV show, made his wish without his knowledge.

As for why he looks so much like a god judge?Probably because he is closest to the God-inspector, so the appearance and interior of the cat also imitated the God-inspector.

When the owner was out, he used the owner's data to create a kitten, which disrupted the regular work of the swordsmen.If the God-inspector knew the reason for the kitten's existence, this bold cup would definitely be miserable.But... since the cat is so cute, it's better not to punish the Holy Grail first.

The swordsmen looked at each other and silently reached a consensus.

Qing Guang, who was several meters away, also breathed a sigh of relief.

--that's true.Although Mimi is similar to its owner in many ways, the owner has long left a note stating that he has gone out for something, even if he becomes a cat, it is impossible to call "Mimimi".

Relieved, Qing Guang walked a few steps quickly and quickly joined the cat-sucking team.

On the other hand, the Holy Grail is unaware of the fact that the swords have sentenced him, and still communicates with the cat with joy on his face.

He didn't care about the bloodless red marks on his face at all, and while rubbing the cat's soft and smooth black fur, he said coquettishly to it: "Why don't you bark? 'Meow', 'meow', It's so cute, let's call."

——Okurigara nodded secretly in the corner.

The cat stared steadily at the Holy Grail, as if it understood the words of the Holy Grail, and opened its mouth obediently under his focused and fiery gaze.

"You guys, are you having fun?"

The kitten speaks clearly, with a gentle and magnetic voice.When it comes to the helplessness and pampering in the words, it is far more like Edgar than the tone of the Holy Grail, easily touching the heartstrings of the Holy Grail and swords present.

"..."

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That heartstrings about to go into cardiac arrest.

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Edgar: Although I wrote a note saying "I have something to do, see you later.", I didn't expect everyone to be so enthusiastic after a while.

Holy Grail: I, I, I was wrong, but I really didn't know that wish would turn my dear into this TAT.

Qingguang: Ugh, what have I done?Where is the time machine? ? ?

Xiao Guli: I want to die.

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Happy New Years Eve to everyone in advance!

In the new year, live a peaceful and stable life like Gaga's Honmaru!