[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

【first day】

Edgar was summoned, a five-star saber!Although he is dressed in black and has black hair and black trousers, I always feel that his whole body exudes a golden light that represents European style!

Unsurprisingly, he should be one of the strongest main forces in Chaldea, and according to the information, he seems to be a very powerful ruler. I hope to learn some useful knowledge from him in battle. !

After all, he should be easier to talk to than Gilgamesh anyway... right?

Try to get a closer look.

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I, escaped.

Terrible, really terrible.

He is said to be a very powerful ruler, why no one told me that his name is "Mieguogong"! ! !

Woohoo, "Duke Destroyer"...

My young and fragile heart was almost wiped out just like those countries.

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No, doc, I don't need psychotherapy yet.

Let's wait until tomorrow, I should be able to go to Edgar again if I muster up the courage tomorrow.

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Doctor, after thinking about it, I'd better make an appointment for tomorrow's psychotherapy.

【the next day】

Before he was ready and summoned up his courage, he was tricked by the group of knives and went to Edgar's side.

OTZ

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Blue cotton candy, it seems to be called "one period, one strike"?

I remember you!

In vain you have a beautiful, gentle, sweet and delicious face!He is also a human trafficker!

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Sorry, I was wrong.

The first episode of Yizheng is very good, very handsome, and very beautiful, please don't poke my stomach with a short knife handle.

Die or die.

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Not beautiful not beautiful.

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beautiful beautiful.

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(._.`)

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Is Edgar a caster in saber skin?Can actually summon followers?

Summoning is fine, what is the real sword must kill?

Why did the group of fake heroic spirits summoned by Edgar have to take off their clothes when they fight seriously?

Why did they take off their clothes on their own, with a generous appearance of not caring about the eyes of people around them, but they blushed when they were watched by Edgar?

Why are they all blushing with shame in front of Edgar, and why do they line up one by one to beg Edgar to touch their heads after the battle?Can you show a little coldness when you treat me?My heart hurts so much.

Shouldn't you heroic spirits summoned by heroic spirits be as proud as the army of Alexander the Great next door?Why are you so shy?

(I often feel out of place with you because I am not gay.jpg)

And, and!

The most important point is, why haven't you disappeared after the Noble Phantasm animation is over?

It doesn't matter if it doesn't disappear, why did you trick me over there! ?

Suddenly seeing Edgar scared me to death!

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□□, Naginata, and Odachi all grow so tall.

I was wrong, I did not speak ill of you.

Please don't pick me up by the head.

It's gonna crack, it's gonna crack, it's gonna crack.

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No, doctor, I don't think I need psychotherapy.

Am I not super normal against those swords?

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Doctor, I really haven't given up on treatment!

【The third day】

It seems that because all the energy is used to complain about the group of knives, the sense of distance between Edgar and Edgar is not as great as when they first met.

Blessed by trouble?

In short, I feel that the relationship with Edgar is a little better under the constant complaints, so try to get closer to Saber.

Please bless me!Matthew, doctor, dear Da Vinci!

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Approached, fled, and was caught back.

Sadness flows like river.

Are the legs so long! ?

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amazing.

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Why?True or false, can I ask casually?I'm ready for complaints and suffering.

Ask again in a low voice.

If the question I asked was too low-level, wouldn't Edgar dismember him with a look of contempt?

If the question I ask is too ordinary, won't Edgar dismember it with a dull face?

If the question I ask is too difficult, won't Edgar dismember him with a face full of shame and anger?

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I was disgusted by Edgar "how can I divide my body into pieces"... Is, my fault...?

Why do Mieguogong and the swords used for beheading despise my bloody thoughts, hey!Judgment?

[the fourth day]

After a good night's sleep, I thought about it carefully, the reason why my mind was full of "dividing the corpse" was because I was threatened by those men with swords!

Anyway, I am also a sunny and positive optimistic boy. It is because they hold my body against my neck every day, so I keep thinking about things like dividing my head and family!

Please, mind them, Lord Edgar!

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Eh?It turned out that begging Lord Edgar would be useful.

Are you such an obedient knife?

shocked.

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Lord Edgar is indeed a person who has ruled a region of this level in the universe. It feels like he knows everything!

And if you ask any questions, you won't be cut into pieces!

--Happy!

I don’t know how many times I went to chat with Edgar today, I heard Qing Ji’s voice in the house at Edgar’s door.

--Fear.

Qing Jiye?If we fight, I will die in the end, right?

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Qing Ji said: You, the male fox, deceived the heart of my beloved Yu (Dan) Lord (Na)?

You actually called Edgar a male fox, which is amazing to my Qing Ji.

And why can I hear the parentheses...

Ah, no, Qing Ji, listen to my explanation, I am not those twisted swords, my feelings for Edgar are definitely not related to love, love, heart or anything like that!

——But because I was too scared, I didn't dare to enter the house, and I didn't dare to explain.

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Ah, I actually met Edgar's eyes.

Isn't that the only way to go in?

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like.like.like.

Love, family and friendship are great emotions!

Although life experiences are different, Qing Ji and I were deeply touched after listening to Lord Edgar's words. Is this the strength that only a five-star card can have!Lord Edgar!

—Ah, but I haven’t seen it from Gilgamesh yet.

I heard that the four-star caster is very powerful, gentle, wise, and very philosophical in his speech, but here the five-star caster just keeps playing games in the room.

(If you win, you will be glared at by him! Learn from Edgar, Pikachu!)

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Thinking about it this way, no matter how bad the other party's attitude is, Lord Edgar can face him sincerely with a gentle heart and lead him on the right track.

What righteousness!

It was so moving!

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Shall we give a lecture of Lord Edgar in Chaldea?

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Dismissed by Edgar himself.

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No, doctor, I'm fine, no injections.

[the fifth day]

I want to offer kindling and materials to Lord Edgar!

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It happened to be the day when Gilgamesh, who was rarely seen in a hundred years, went out.

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Woo, everything was robbed (mo) and taken away (shou). Is this the legendary golden rule?

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Ahhh, just like before!

Edgar and Gilgamesh quarreled as soon as they met!

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The quarrel is really connotative, are they writing poetry?

Just wanted to take notes.

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However, if I really learn this tune and talk to others, I will be beaten to death, right?

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Give Gilgamesh a slate and he will become a caster?Put a sword in Edgar's chest and he can become a berserker?

It sounds reasonable, but I always feel that something is wrong.

Well, forget it, don't care.

What the five-star Hero King said might just be for fun, but what Lord Edgar said must be the truth!

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It takes a lot of fire to raise Lord Edgar to level [-].

I'm going to cheer up and call back every week!Write the rest tomorrow.

【Sixth day】

Holy Grail, can talk?

Uh, since Lord Edgar said it, there is no problem.

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Is it the Holy Grail linked to Lord Edgar's Noble Phantasm?Then there is no problem!

Lord Edgar's Noble Phantasm is really powerful.I feel that any species can be included.

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I'm going to get upgrade materials for Lord Edgar!Write the rest tomorrow.

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Psychological counseling?

I feel that under the radiance of Lord Edgar, my mind is very healthy, even healthier than before!no thanks!

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Speaking of which, doctor, are you really not going to listen to Lord Edgar's speech?

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Flipping through the records from Lixiang's No.1 perspective, Dr. Roman's hands trembled slightly.

Generally speaking, under the master's cheeky... er, no, firm stalking, the bond value between the master and the servant will increase steadily over time.Correspondingly, the servant's attitude towards the Master has gradually changed from being careless to the level of "love" or even "love".

But now, no matter how you look at it, it seems that Lixiang is constantly being attacked by Edgar?

Could it be that this is the legendary brainwashing and prostitution... Hey, it's so cold all of a sudden!My soul is telling me not to go deep!

Roman rubbed his arms and shivered, and quickly closed the record.

At this time, Edgar's light voice came from outside the door.He knocked on the door panel intermittently with his knuckles, and asked quite leisurely: "Doctor Roman, I heard that there is a new flavor of cake in the cafeteria, do you want to try it together?"

"It's here!"

Roman threw the record on the bookshelf casually, and rushed out the door happily and bouncing.

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As a bonus, Edgar's real bond voice.

[lv1]:

Looking for help?To my "bad taste bastard"?Hehe, what are you trembling about, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid.After all, your thoughts are all under my control.

[Lv2]:

Since I begged so much, it's not impossible to help you.If you want to save the world, start by ruling the world, how about it? ……Um?No?

[Lv3]: Although I have never had too much expectation for my little master, it is not okay to be trembling with nervousness during battle.Come on, make up your mind, close your eyes, and entrust everything to me.

[Lv4]: From time to time, I feel that there are bursts of piercing sharpness behind my back, as if I have been cut by several invisible sword qi?Don't worry, since you got my favor, you have to bear part of the corresponding pressure.

[Lv5]: You really like me, you have to be indiscriminate.If you always, always, always continue this love for me, be careful that one day I will be integrated into the treasure.Hahaha, just kidding.Well, I'm laughing.