[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

Edgar sat safely in the only vacant seat amidst the wild nodding and warm welcome of the two judges, which was beside the California Qingguang who was giving him complicated eyes.

He didn't care about the knife's eyes, and continued to implement his plan.He first nodded his drink glass slightly with his fingers, and said to the two people opposite him as if he was delighted to meet his confidant: "You guys also like to taste desserts, what a coincidence."

The two little girls who were obsessed with beauty and couldn't help themselves nodded their heads, "Qiaoqiaoqiaoqiao!"

As he said, he pushed all the snacks on the table towards Edgar, "If you think it tastes good, eat more, I'll give you all of these!"

Seeing that the two cooperated so well, Edgar also smiled in his heart, and said on his face: "That's so embarrassing."

Desire flickered in his eyes, but he pushed the plate in their direction. "As a dessert lover, how can I win the love of others?"

The owner of the hotaru pill saw all this, and there was a flash of excitement in his eyes.

This is... classic contrast moe!

He looks like an arrogant noble gentleman, but he is actually a polite young man with a sweet tooth!Just like Hotaru, who looks petite and cute like a dagger, but is actually a devil in the practice field!Hit my sweet spot deeply!Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

She tried her best to restrain her urge to rush forward, and said in a calm tone: "It's okay, it's okay! In fact, we don't like sweets that much. These are mainly for Yingwan. I don't think he can eat much. I’ll give it all to you——!!!” (Harakaru at the other table: ??? What about taking it away???)

Pretending to be calm, she finally broke her voice.However, she didn't care about this anymore, and she elbowed her friends around her furiously under the table to signal for cooperation.

"Yes yes yes yes!" The friend continued to nod fiercely, she seemed to be very excited all the time, she couldn't say anything else, and could only push things towards Edgar.

Edgar no longer shirked, and readily accepted.

"Thank you! I am very interested in these snacks, and I want to buy some to take home before I leave." Edgar stuck out his tongue at them, "After all, it is a bit strange for a man to sit here alone , thanks to you guys."

The god judges seemed to be hit hard, Xi Shi covered her chest with her heart in the shape of a heart, and love floated from her head.

Damn, the occasional coquettish behavior of a gentle man hits the heart!I would like to give my heart to you!

(——It’s a joke.)

It wasn't until Edgar ate happily that the two finally came back to their senses.

Watching him take a sip of chocolate, he frowned quietly, secretly threw six pieces of candy into it, and drank it contentedly.

The appraiser sitting opposite Qingguang gently kicked Qingguang's sole under the table, expressing with his eyes: Look how cute and cute he is!He even said it was dangerous~

"..." Qing Guang inexplicably understood the master's eyes, feeling very helpless.Indeed, no matter how you look at him, the person beside him is pure and good, and he doesn't feel any danger at all.

On the contrary, with the passage of time, he felt guilty that he had ever doubted such a god judge who was willing to sell his appearance for the sake of his sword.

...Maybe my intuition is wrong?

However, just being dazed, California Qingguang put aside his full of doubts, and focused on another place that he thought was more serious and important.

——Oh my God!I am so surprised!He actually put six pieces of sugar in the hot chocolate!What a high number of calories!

He covered his slightly open mouth with his fingertips in shock, and stared at the man beside him with wide eyes, but he still didn't forget to tilt his head, posing the most suitable angle for appreciation and taking pictures, facing himself and secretly taking pictures of others As a spiritual judge, I strive to be cute and beautiful in any photo.

—Looks like it wasn’t shocking enough, Mr. High School Girl.

……

In this way, Edgar finished his plan while teasing the two little girls and the little Daoist beside him, eating snacks happily.

What?Why not follow their words?

Having come into contact with so many god judges, their swords, swords in government shops, and a god judge forum, the channels for collecting information are enough, and there is no need for clichés, and, to enjoy food, you must I put my heart and soul into it, people's fright and embarrassment are just side dishes.

The plan you mentioned at the beginning?Naturally, how to eat all you can eat snacks without spending money!

Alas, this kind of tactical collection of materials relying on acting skills and selling beauty has never happened since I was 15 years old.If it weren't for the fact that I am a snake spirit now, and my mental state jumps to the childhood stage from time to time, I must have been embarrassed to do this!

Why?So it seems that it is good to have a brain disease, and suddenly I feel that it is okay to give up treatment for delicious food.

——... No matter what you say, whether you give up the treatment or not, your behavior here is not called tactical collection of materials, but a little boy who eats and drinks for nothing, okay?

Well, flexibly using one's own conditions is also a tactic.

……

In short, Edgar, who thought that he had completed all the plans to come to Wanwu, had eaten it until Hotaru got impatient with reminiscing about the past with Akashi.

After having a pleasant exchange with the two reluctant girls, Edgar waved Akashi who was also reluctant to say goodbye to them.

As soon as he went out, Edgar gave Akashi all the things he bought in his hand for him to take.

The always lazy Akashi's first reaction was naturally not to be happy, but before he could open his mouth, his master opened his mouth and said, "Oh, I remember what a knife said to me'I...I will be fine... Ah... the working--' of. Which knife is that?"

He imitated it so vividly that it was almost as if Akashi himself was talking, and his puzzled expression seemed to be genuinely ignorant. He looked around, as if he was looking for the knife that he said so.

Akashi's color faded to gray at a speed visible to the naked eye from the beginning of the "ah", and he almost couldn't stand up.

Wouldn't this person blush when he said such a thing, and he just came up with this sentence...

As he thought this way, the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably. The judge seemed to open his mouth again when he saw that he didn't respond, and Shi Hua couldn't care less, and quickly covered his mouth with one free hand to prevent him from speaking.

In the end, Edgar didn't seem to feel that there was anything wrong with what he said, and he didn't have any intention of introspection, so he blinked at Akashi with very pure and pure eyes.

Although it is true that I promised to be able to do things, but I started to be lazy...But...

After a while of psychological struggle, Akashi still gave up his resistance, shrugged his shoulders dejectedly, and said: "... Hey, you actually asked me to carry the bag. I am really convinced. I don't care what happens." He straightened things up and picked them up.

"What's going to happen? Naturally, I brought the things home safely. I trust you a lot." Edgar patted Akashi on the shoulder as if entrusting him with a heavy responsibility, and asked him to follow him.

……

Edgar, who had no burden in his hands and heart, happily walked ahead and rushed to the original goal - the fruit shop.

"I just ate so much and bought it!?" Akashi, who was slouching behind leisurely, was very shocked. He thought that he would return to Honmaru just now, but he never expected that there would be a store to visit, let alone a shop. It turned out to be a fruit shop.

"I just tasted the Western-style desserts here, so it's easy to understand if I want to buy some Japanese-style desserts now?" Edgar didn't stop, and while explaining, he put his knuckles against his lips, and then Said, "It's not a good saying, sweets are packed in another stomach~"

"...Where did you come from?" Akashi complained involuntarily. He even suspected that the guy who poured spiritual power into his stomach expressionlessly at the beginning was his own hallucination. Otherwise, how could there be such a big difference? same person.

He patronizes memories and slander, and unknowingly follows Edgar into the fruit shop.

Seeing that Edgar only glanced at the price roughly, he scooped up various kinds of snacks and put them in bags.

Thanks to the Government of Time for its tolerant pricing of non-spiritual power-related items, Edgar, who only had more than 100 coins in his pocket, suddenly filled two bags full of sweets.

And of course, after paying the money, they were all handed over to Akashi.

"..." Akashi hurriedly used his concentration on the battlefield to adjust the balance of the objects in his hands, and did not let this dangling dessert tower fall down, "...you are really driven by desire, buy what you see ah."

"Isn't there a saying 'follow your heart and be your truest self'?" Looking back innocently.

"..."

Sure enough, I followed my own heart to distort this sentence.

……

Akashi, who wobbled behind his master, thought that this was the end and he could go back to Honmaru, but things didn't always go his way.

Edgar, who spent all his money, led Akashi to the most expensive spiritual power store.

He looked left and right, touched left and right, probably relying on the temperament of a rich man (and the shopping results in Akashi's hands behind him), he was surprised that he was actually a poor man, so he fooled the salesman Horikawa Kunihiro Explain to him the usefulness and usage of various props in detail.

——For me, the most expensive thing in my whole body is my temperament.

In the end, he couldn't afford anything, and he wasn't going to buy anything, and he swaggered out with Akashi who was puzzled and obviously confused.

"Why do you want to go here? Eat after a meal?" Logically speaking, Akashi should be too lazy to open his mouth to ask, and now he has to work hard to concentrate so as not to let the things in his hands drop, because he still can't figure out what the master is thinking, so he still opens his mouth asked out.

"Want to know?" Edgar looked back and gave him a hearty smile, put his index finger in front of Akashi's lips, and pressed gently, "Shh, I'll tell you back."

"..." A hush from the master blocked all the words he wanted to say, making him blushed, um, he was holding back, what are you looking at, what's there to be shy about!

——Suffocated him until the pinnae of his ears were stained pink.

My own god-judger likes to tease people and tease foxes with knives, and from time to time, he will change his style of painting to find out how to live indifferently and without being affected...

What a hard life.

……

Just like that, Akashi, whose face was flushed, his hands were full of things, and even his brain had no space to think to express his reluctance, finally fulfilled his long-cherished wish, and returned to Honmaru with the judge.

After carefully putting the things down, he lay straight on the ground and refused to move.

——Please let me be a quiet salted fish.

The author has something to say: Edgar's condition continues to worsen, and he gradually has the idea of ​​giving up treatment...

In fact, there is no great harm to himself, mainly because it hurts the people around him.