[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

Perhaps the next time, the judge who would never be tempted by beauty again staggered away with a broken girlish heart.

And Edgar still stayed by the side of the road.

He looked at the fruit shop in front, then at the small technology store opposite, and then at the fruit shop. After going back and forth three times, he entered the door of the latter "decisively".

Ridiculous, limited money has never been a reason to limit my work!Edgar thought so.

He believes that choosing to spend money on buying a tablet is a mature and sensible choice after careful consideration, but will he reluctantly give up dessert?Naive, so naive!Sweeter than wagashi!

He has a total of [-] plans for eating all-you-can-eat snacks without spending money!

——If you can put this kind of mind on being anti-social, maybe you can really rule the universe.

--What?Robbing a fruit shop?The idea was never before!This one will affect the business of the store and thus affect the craftsmanship of the pastry chefs. The second is that it is understandable to rob the treasury. Is there any character of a big boss in robbing a store?

Suddenly remembering about Maurice's father, Edgar's face immediately became gloomy, and his face became serious.

Since that incident, although compared to other adult men, he still seems to call "Daddy" very affectionately, but for the childhood Edgar who was always so enthusiastic that his face was hot and his butt was cold, it was no longer Calling him "Baba" already means that his affection for his biological father has fallen below the passing line.

However, after he came to this world, he has been confused many times. Baba, father, father... The address is a mess, and his memory has not changed, but his personality and attitude in different times are constantly changing, and his emotions are changing more and more. Added abruptly.

Realizing this, Edgar couldn't help but feel gloomy again. It wasn't until he bit the tip of his tongue hard and felt the taste of blood that he came back to his senses and continued to do his business.

……

Because of the lessons learned from the past, he naturally ignored the "grand janitor" San Riyue at the door, communicated directly with the little robot, and successfully bought the combination set.

As soon as I got the item, I casually found a coffee shop with a good reputation where there were a lot of judges sitting, ordered a cup of hot chocolate, and started researching such a thing as the "Encyclopedia of Websites Commonly Used by God Reviewers".

(What about the aggressiveness of the promised big boss, Mr. Edgar who ordered hot chocolate at the coffee shop?)

Edgar browsed briefly, most of them are video sites for entertainment, such as Awataguchi 48's wonderful chorus, three big guys dancing together in the Pure Land of Bliss, Date Group Dance King Kurikara, etc. The last one is a little bit interesting. (Okurigara:!?)

But in general, except for one forum, which is more useful because of its complicated and diverse content, the other URLs don't see anything useful.

And in the forum, they are probably reassured by the monitoring of the government of time, there are a lot of unsuspecting chats, which can reveal a lot of profound information.

And, it's really interesting to watch the gossip of these little girls.

——Do you know that Internet-addicted young people like you are addicted to gossip?

After browsing the forum for a while, Edgar's hand rested on a post with an interesting title - "Help!My brother Yaoyan has cat ears growing on his head! ! ! "

It roughly said that "the knives forged by the beast mother's god judge suddenly grew animal ears, and the ears would move!"

The god judge himself was both panicked and excited, and came to the forum incoherently to ask for help. The content of the help was not how to get rid of his ears, but what to do next, and finally he even played An Price.

At the bottom, there are mostly "2333333", "prprpr", "lz, do you remember the details? I want my knife to have cat ears!" This kind of relaxed and happy reply.

All in all, it was a joyous (with a touch of indecency) post, and no one was really surprised or even horrified.

Come to think of it, compared to accelerating the gathering of spirit bodies, this kind of situation of adding parts to spirit bodies and changing their physical appearance is more special.

With these precedents, possessing special spiritual power that accelerates the forging of swords should not be regarded as a rare exception.

After thinking about it for a while, Edgar registered a forum account and entered the academic discussion area, where he wrote the method of speeding up forging knives.

I didn't choose to use "spiritual power" to quickly repair the scars of the sword because Foxnosuke didn't have any special reaction when he treated Yamabukiri. Even if this method is not well known, there should be many people Used it successfully.I'm afraid there won't be any big waves after uploading it.

But the fast forging knife is not the case. Judging from the shocking performance of Foxnosuke at the time, this method that can save an accelerator symbol should at least be used successfully for the first time. I checked the boutique area and saw no similar content. , I think this should be a novelty for the forum.

Because I don't have spiritual power, this can just test whether the use of spiritual power and mental power are consistent.

Moreover, there is nothing to hide about this method. Presumably, the method and results of forging the knife have already been reported by Fox Nosuke.

If no one succeeds, at most it will be regarded as sensationalism or that his spiritual power is as special as that beast mother god judge.

But if you succeed, you can get acquainted in this forum. This can not only increase the trust of the government of the time, gain some goodwill from the god judges, but also make some friends through casual chatting after getting acquainted. Clandestine intelligence.

The cliché still has to be the living person's words, um, the living person, after all, I'm not sure if the government of the time has tools to monitor the life indicators of the interrogator, and it's not easy to use torture.

……

Seeing that his plan for a one-day trip to Wanwu was almost completed, Edgar was about to get up when Akashi, who had been ignored by him, trembled again, expressing that he had something to say.

It turned out that there was a god-inspector who was sitting nearby with a knife called Yingwan. Akashi seemed to like him very much, and he couldn't help but hope that Edgar could restore him to his human form so that he could go over and say hello. .

"Okay." Edgar easily agreed to his request.

"No premise? No requirement? Why!?" Akashi was shocked by how easy it was to achieve his wish.

"Huh? I just wanted to ask why. Isn't it right to fulfill your wish for your spiritually connected knife?" Edgar stroked the scabbard lightly, "Or, your so-called 'will work well' is just a polite phrase ?”

"I just feel that with your character, Master——"

"Hey, it's a pity that I also sent spiritual power to you who chose to go shopping with me to make up for not being able to go to the battlefield." Edgar interrupted him, swipe his finger from the handle to the tip of the knife, just like at that time When stroking Akashi's face, "You still don't trust me after giving you so much spiritual power, it makes me a little sad."

...Is this really the case, then I have misunderstood that the master is a ghost animal, shivering, and snake spirit for so long, then it should not be...

Thinking about it, it doesn't make sense to be so gentle and friendly to him and others, but to me.

Akashi, who brainwashed himself and succeeded, further affirmed that the judge is a gentle person.

Edgar received the guilt wave from Akashi, patted the scabbard happily, and turned him into a human form again.

Then, he picked up the drink in his hand, and led Akashi to the table of the judge.

It was a table for four, and two people were sitting there, ordering a table of desserts and happily discussing something.

Seeing Edgar approaching, he hurriedly and quietly pushed his own judge several times with a handful of California Qingguang, "Shh, Qingguang, you are the cutest, go and have some snacks first." The judge didn't pay much attention to it, Then he turned his head and continued chatting with his colleagues, "Hey, let me tell you, how many pictures did you take?"

Qingguang: My heart is desperate—yes, I am the Qingguang of California before, but I am even more desperate, and there is still a trace of wanting to fall in the dark in my shame and anger!What shall I do to save you, my god judge.

I saw Qingguang dancing and dancing, trying to cover the screen of the judge's mobile phone, and trying to call Hotaru beside him to help dissuade him. Unfortunately, his companion probably thought that Wanwu was safe, and he only cared about it just like his superficial age. Eating dim sum, I didn't put my mind on the owner at all, let alone the knife.

The moving knife reacted so strongly, Edgar naturally glanced at the phone curiously.

——I saw myself from various angles, um, all of them were secretly photographed... Although I knew someone was taking pictures of me, but there was no one wanted me here, and there was no need to make the relationship too tense, so he pretended not to know Let them shoot, but that's... too much, right?

……

Qingguang thought that the atmosphere at this time should be very heavy.

But to his surprise, the subject who was secretly filmed was not only not angry, but also put on an expression that it was just like that, and the next plan could be implemented.

what's the plan?He regained the vigilance he had at the beginning, pricked up his ears and eyes, and observed the judge.

He took a step forward and cleared his throat: "Well, I'm sorry to bother you." The inquisitors, who were intoxicated with beauty and could not help themselves, felt a black shadow covering them, raised their heads, and saw who was coming Afterwards, he was so startled that he "wow", and almost flew the phone out of the universe.

Edgar calmly reached out to block the mobile phone flying towards him, while the hot chocolate in the other hand remained unaffected and remained motionless.

The two little girls opened their mouths wide and applauded in surprise.

He pretended that he had never read the content of the mobile phone, and politely handed it back to them with the screen facing down, and continued: "My Akashi would like to chat with this Yingwan for a while, can you spare some time?" ?”

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Both of them nodded frantically, and at the same time stretched out their hands to push Yingwan towards Akashi.

Only then did Hotaru raise his head from the dessert, looked around in a daze, and found Akashi who had been staring at him: "Oh, you are also at the Bank of China~"

This knife's attitude towards Akashi is far less fanatical than Akashi's.Edgar thought so, squatted down and rubbed Hotaru's head, and lost a bit of gentle and concealed spiritual power to go in: "He is very~ looking forward to seeing you again, please, talk to him carefully Bar."

Yingwan blushed slightly, covered her head and said, "Don't touch my head, I won't grow taller!" After finishing speaking, she bit her lip and "hummed" before explaining, "If Bank of China isn't so lazy , I will treat him more enthusiastically!"

Akashi didn't care about what Hotaru said, and after giving Edgar a thankful glance, he happily took Hotaru to his place.

"Hey, Akashi is real." Edgar held his forehead helplessly and looked at the two little girls, and put the hot chocolate on the table lightly, "I don't have a seat, can I sit here?"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" The two nodded frantically again, watching Ed join his seat excitedly.

Qing Guang on the side looked petrified in disbelief.

It turns out that the god judge's plan is to push himself into the fire pit so that Akashi can have a private chat with Hotaru! ?

This person is too gentle and kind!And I doubted him before! ?

So, another knife extended sincere sympathy and guilt to Edgar.

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Edgar's condition continued to worsen...

PS.

Comrades, if I don't update one day, maybe I'm addicted to fgo...

Because a single came out with Hei Zhen (jumping and dancing wildly)