Born to be a showman

In the end, several people worked together to push the two drunks into the car. With his remaining willpower, Mr. Gu shouted at Jiang Chiyue through the car window: "I won't go! I won't go back! I'm going to your house! Go back Old Gu is going to beat me to death! Woo, I will die."

The corners of Gu's driver's eyes twitched, and after greeting a few people, he kicked the accelerator and took Mr. Gu back to Gu's old house.

From a distance, Mr. Gu's hissing and lung-piercing howls could be heard, as well as his out-of-the-ordinary tone: "It's so hard to be a man! It's so hard!"

Passers-by looked sideways, and several people stood silently by the side of the road, pretending not to know this shameful guy.

In order to prevent the tragedy from happening again, Mr. Xiaolin's driver was very far-sighted and drove away without giving Mr. Xiaolin a chance to react.Leave everyone with a sad car ass.

Jiang Chiyue thought to herself: This must be the driver of the old house of the Lin family, with a strong head.

When Jiang Chiyue returned home, a small video on the Internet took advantage of the east wind tonight and quickly went viral all over the Internet.

#Good friend, let's go home together! # Topic discussion is rising rapidly.

The video should have been taken by a passer-by. In the video, Mr. Gu lay pitifully on the window of the car, waving his hand to the cold-faced Xiao Jiang, yelling, "I'm not going back, I'm going to your house! "

However, the ruthless Brother Jiang didn't even give him a single extra look, and let the driver take him away with a wave of his hand.

Netizens left messages one after another: "Fuck! Best friend of the year! Let's go home together!"

"What kind of beautiful socialist brotherhood is this! In the past, there was Mr. Gu who was leaning on crutches and wanted to be an award presenter for Brother Jiang. Later, Mr. Gu waved his little hand and wanted to go home with his best friend! I cried!"

"Mr. Xiao Lin: I should be under the car, not in the car."

"Wang Zhong: Don't people who are not drunk deserve to have a name?"

"Wang Yang: Sorry to bother you, I'm just passing by."

"Miao Hong: The friendship between a group of men really does not allow a woman to intervene!"

Originally thought that the Gu family would handle this matter, so the team of several people present did not pay much attention. Unexpectedly, after one night, the development of the matter has been finalized, and they are all discussing that Mr. Gu's sand sculpture character is as stable as a rock, probably never in this life It's overturned.

I was having lunch at home at noon, and Eric made a video call and accused Jiang Chiyue: "Didn't you say that I am your best friend? Why did everyone say that when I read the news in the morning, what is that Gu Yanshu?" Is that your best friend?"

Jiang Chiyue ate lazily while watching TV. Today's dinner was a few simple stir-fried seasonal vegetables, served with japonica rice and minced meat porridge. She drank wine yesterday, and Sister Zhang said it was good for the stomach.

Without even moving his eyebrows, Eric himself couldn't help questioning: "Is it because I'm not handsome enough or rich enough? Am I not as funny as that person? Or does he love life more than I do? Why does everyone say he is you best friend?"

Jiang Chiyue glanced lazily at the screen, and replied slowly: "At least he's wandering around, spending his own money."

Eric: "..."

Eric, who borrowed a loan to eat and drink, and borrowed a sum of money from Jiang Chiyue to start a business, couldn't quibble about this matter, so he rolled his eyes and turned the camera down, revealing a Erha crawling on someone with his tongue sticking out .

"Look, this is my new friend! Isn't he handsome?"

Jiang Chiyue: What should I do if I somehow feel that there is only one person and one dog?No, you must hold back, and you must never say this outside.

Eric said to himself: "When we went to Flame Mountain the day before yesterday, we parked the car halfway and hiked up, but when we came back, we found that this Erha was staying under our car to enjoy the shade, and then it chased my car for dozens of miles. In the end, he was tired and collapsed on the side of the road. I think this is the fate God gave us, so I took him in."

Eric rubbed Erha's head gently with his hands, causing the dog to bark in dissatisfaction: "Meow, meow, meow!"

The camera returned to Eric's face full of exotic colors: "So, I named him Feng Xiaobao!"

Jiang Chiyue choked on a mouthful of porridge and couldn't get up. He coughed for a while, and when Sister Zhang came out to ask him what was wrong, he could only wave his hand to indicate that it was okay.

Sister Zhang went back to the kitchen to make dim sum for Yuan Bao with a worried expression on her face.

Finally back to normal, Jiang Chiyue asked dryly, "Why did you choose such a name?"

Eric said proudly: "Recently, I learned about Huaguo through translation software with my friends. In the famous book "The Deer and Ding Tale", which is popular in Huaguo and has countless fans, the protagonist is like Mary Su. The first time I take Xiaobao out, no matter if it’s cats and dogs nearby, grandparents, young couples, they all like to look at him, isn’t he the heartthrob of the dog world?”

He also asked Jiang Chiyue's opinion for proof: "Is it very appropriate?"

Jiang Chiyue thought to himself, whose erha can cry "meow", and has a plum-shaped red birthmark on his back, all riding horses are very attractive, right?It can't be said that it can't be put on the Internet, it has already become an Internet celebrity.

Sure enough, Eric said proudly: "Didn't I take pictures of [-] acres of sunflowers in Yili before, and got hundreds of thousands of likes and comments! Then I used that account to take pictures of Xiaobao and put them up every day. Now Xiaobao can I have accepted a dog food advertisement, and I think the day when Xiaobao can work and support me is not far away."

All right, Jiang Chiyue had nothing to say, and she became even more determined that he could not be a child of the Charle Feng family, after all, the genes of the Feng family seemed a bit unreliable.And he is so good.

When I thought about it in my heart, I was quite relaxed, and I felt that this was the case.

Strolling to the company in the afternoon, Zhou Ke held the thermos cup with a pale face in a daze. Seeing Jiang Chiyue's ruddy complexion, her complexion was perfect, her jealousy was palpable, and her body was sour with lemon essence: "Some people are worthy of God's darling! So energetic!"

Seeing Jiang Chiyue raising his eyebrows, he decisively changed the topic: "Our team thought that Mr. Gu's team would handle what happened last night. After all, their team cleaned up many messes for Mr. Gu every day, but yesterday I didn't know if it was Someone instructed them to let the matter ferment. Fortunately, everyone's thinking did not develop in a strange direction."

After finishing speaking, he stared at Jiang Chiyue's face: "The popularity and temperament of the audience are really amazing. If others made such a fuss yesterday, all kinds of CPs would have started business early today, but you two together, no one would feel that has a problem."

Jiang Chiyue spread her hands, lazily sat on the sofa, picked up a magazine at random, and flipped through it.And said: "It has not reached the point of selling rot for a living."

Zhou Ke opened the thermos, and a smell of goji berry and jujube tea came over his face. He took a sip slowly, before sharing a secret, and looked at no one outside the office, mysteriously: "Mr. Mr. Gu beat me up, I heard that he was sent to Africa to mine overnight! The reason is still——you were drunk!"

How miserable!

As soon as the two finished gossip, Xiao Ting knocked on the door and came in excitedly, and couldn't wait to share today's gossip with the two: "The latest news, Mr. Gu was packed by Mr. Gu last night, and he was going to go to Africa. , As a result, the airport shuttle bus sent people to the wrong plane, Mr. Gu got on Mr. Xiao Lin's plane, Mr. Lin got on Mr. Gu's plane."

"Although the process sounds unbelievable, it really happened. I don't know if Mr. Gu will be happy when he wakes up and finds that he is watching a fashion show in Paris, but our Mr. Lin has already gone crazy in Africa! From the captain on the plane From the flight attendants, Mr. Kobayashi scolded them all."

Before the two of them could give a response, Linda hurried into the office with her high heels on, took a deep breath, and said to Jiang Chiyue, "Mr. He sent over a personal item! Best to give it to me now! I'll do it myself!"

Linda is also constipated, and her boss is not good at all. Recently, she has learned how to send flowers and gifts to her girlfriend, although the flowers are always thrown out of the house.

But this kind of behavior of asking for belongings from a man is really too basic!

Originally, Linda was still struggling with how to deal with the mistakes at the airport to satisfy the boss, but now more gossip occupied her tiny heart, and she just wanted to know whether the two people were on the same page.

Jiang Chiyue thought of the reason in the blink of an eye. It seemed that Xiao Lin always simply attributed such things to bad luck.African physique.

So he got up and went out to call Boss Kobayashi.

On the phone, Xiao Lin always sounded terribly irritable, and kept saying: "I have been doing well recently, maintaining a normal level, why is it so unlucky all of a sudden? Could it be that the amulet is useless? I have already contacted to apply for the flight route. , ready to return to China, not to Paris.”

Brother Xiao Jiang was still slow and lazy, and told him very calmly: "The amulet I gave you is fine."

Mr. Xiaolin was still worried, and his heart was full of anxiety.

Brother Xiao Jiang comforted him from a different angle: "There is God's will in the dark, since God's will let you go there, don't worry, don't panic, ask Mrs. Lin if you have anything to do, and see what she says, if it doesn't work, there will be more. Aren't you some uncles?"

Mrs. Lin, of course refers to President Xiao Lin's mother.

Xiao Lin finally calmed down a little, and of course he also meant to accept his fate. He turned around and found a hotel near the airport to sleep.

Last night, I had a commotion in the middle of the night, and I left overnight. I am still very angry after staying up until now. My mood has calmed down, and I just want to sleep. Anyway, work is a mess, so let’s do it.

After Jiang Chiyue made the phone call, she came back and said to Linda: "No need, Mr. Xiao Lin is also taken care of over there, you just need to arrange the work here."

Linda stepped on the high heels inexplicably, and walked away again. Her mentality seemed completely different from the previous anxiety, and she was even a little relaxed.

After a long time, this matter was spread in the circle. Mr. Gu's friends were teasing each other in the circle of friends. Unexpectedly, someone with good intentions released the screenshots of the circle of friends of several people. Before the evening, almost all netizens knew about the circle of friends. The overbearing father and the second generation ancestor got on the wrong plane.

Those who should go to Africa to mine are watching a fashion show in Paris. How unlucky and lucky they are.

At eight o'clock in the evening in Qinghe City, Mr. Gu's international phone call, the voice is full of emotions such as the rest of the catastrophe and excitement, and finally summed up in four words: "Heaven will not kill me!"

"I woke up on my horse and found myself in Paris. The people around me carefully explained the situation. Do you know how happy I am!? Hahaha!"

It was rare for Jiang Chiyue to feel that Xiao Lin was always so pitiful. He heard that the situation there has not been peaceful recently, and militants are rampant.

So it's rare to ask Mr. Gu seriously: "I suggest you not to be too happy, after all, Mr. Lin is not a magnanimous person in my impression. If he comes back and says something to Mr. Gu, you will be there." accepted."

It's just too shabby, immersed in the excitement of Lao Gu's evil plan being defeated by God's will, he can't afford to offend even if he forgets the identity of the other victim.

Mr. Gu let out a groan, and hurriedly said: "I'll call Lin Er to express my condolences!" Then he hung up the phone hastily!