Born to be a showman

After the party ended, the fans and melon eaters on the Internet began to really revel. After all, the party will not be broadcast live.

The "moons" of Brother Xiaojiang's family left messages of congratulations under Brother Xiaojiang's Weibo one by one, and wrote [-]-word essays blowing rainbow farts.

What "I knew Brother Xiaojiang was the best, even if I missed the live broadcast, I knew Brother Xiaojiang was the prettiest kid on the scene!"

"Oh, there is really no suspense at all. I know that in terms of appearance, everyone can fight! Brother Xiaojiang can get the best newcomer and best supporting actor. I am not excited at all, because I have already guessed Because of this result, when I heard the news, I didn’t run downstairs in slippers for five laps, and my mother regarded me as crazy!”

These are trivial, normal rainbow farts, nothing new at all.

Something: "Are you an angel that fell from the sky? You can't fit in a nine-square grid! Today's handsome is also in normal business! Even if it's only for one day, I want to live with this face once!"

"If you laugh again, my heart will explode! Anyone who says the stars are beautiful must have never seen your eyes!"

"The last time I liked you was ten seconds ago! What I don't want to hide is my love for you! Bow your head for my life, and raise your head for my heart!"

Zhou Ke pinched her nose and read these remarks to Jiang Chiyue who was sitting next to her, and asked him with a fake smile: "Have you seen the most sincere love from fans for you?"

Jiang Chiyue rubbed her chest with lingering fear. The moment she came out just now, she was caught off guard by reporters and fans. If it wasn't for the strong security at the scene, she would almost have been unable to get out. It was terrible.

After hearing Zhou Ke's question, Mo De said emotionally: "Isn't it the sincere love for my face?"

Zhou Ke rubbed his chin, checked the company's draft tonight, and felt very satisfied, so he took a rare and serious look at Jiang Chiyue: "It's rare, you, Master Jiang, still have this self-awareness!"

Jiang Chiyue only reminded him: "Keep up with the car in front."

In front is Mr. Gu's car.

The car that Jiang Chiyue was riding in was also prepared by Mr. Gu in advance. Although Zhou Ke also prepared a car that the paparazzi were not familiar with, but his arms could not twist the sand sculpture, so he had to agree to Mr. Gu's request.

A few people are going to celebrate and eat hot pot.

The carnival just started on the Internet, fans forwarded the lucky draw, and the content of the lucky draw was varied.

Any cash red envelope vouchers are the most common operations, and the proprietress of the grocery store has to smoke household tissues for a whole year, and the lady in the snack shop has to smoke ice cream from the same city and deliver it to the door.

Some bait sellers even claimed to be fans of Jiang Chiyue, and said that they would give away baits of various flavors, and guaranteed that everyone could become a master of koi fishing with his bait.

The most exaggerated thing is that later on, the manufacturer of sanitary napkins said that he was a diehard fan of Brother Xiao Jiang, and they wanted to smoke sanitary napkins for a whole year and give them to cute little brothers and sisters. I hope everyone will be healthy in the coming year!

People don't know whether to be angry or laugh.

All of a sudden, Weibo started swiping the screen in turn. Brother Xiaojiang won the award. Which fan's lucky draw gift is more wonderful?

At the beginning, it was an internal battle among fans, and finally it developed into a large-scale gathering of several fans. Everyone drew prizes one after another, from kitchen knives to by condoms, from home-grown potatoes to handicraft DIY peripherals, it was simply dazzling and dizzying. .

In the end, I can only sigh: the employment direction of the fan group is really wide!

In the private room, all the acquaintances of Jiang Chiyue came, Mr. Xiao Lin, Zhou Ke, Wang Yang, Wang Zhong, Miao Hong, and Mr. Gu. It's been a long time since everyone has attended the awards ceremony today, so we have free time , can get together.

Mr. Gu, the initiator of the party, stood up first, and raised his glass very excitedly to speak: "First of all, congratulations to everyone who won the awards tonight!"

"Then, congratulations, my lord, I finally escaped from birth and regained my freedom!"

"Finally, and most importantly, we want to discuss a very serious topic - how to prove that you are not drunk after drinking!"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone knows well that it is said that Mr. Gu's way of dealing with Mr. Gu has always been unreasonable, simple and rude, and effective. There is only one trick, never outdated, very useful - you are drunk!He is drunk!The child is drunk!Must be drunk!

So - the bodyguard took him down to sober up!

It is said that the little Mr. Gu who somehow got himself into the hospital and couldn't get out, at first he played tricks with the old Mr. Gu, and wrestled with the old Mr. Gu. For any action, Mr. Gu has only one sentence: "Isn't he drinking secretly? Just send him to Africa to sober up."

Mr. Gu will always be defeated by this trick. How can a person prove that he is not drunk? It is really a problem!It's harder than life is a math problem.

In fact, Mr. Gu was the only one who thought that the key to the problem was whether he was really drunk.

Jiang Chiyue thought to himself, don't tell him, this is actually a crushing of strength, and it has nothing to do with being drunk.It's also good to let a person live forever in the dream he wove.

Obviously, everyone thought so, and very tacitly shifted the topic to the general proposal of the canyon.

Mr. Gu drank three glasses of wine and began to complain: "This person who is riding a horse is like proving that he is not mentally ill in a mental hospital! I feel miserable!"

Wang Zhong didn't bother to talk to this demented guy who was made by his old father, he just ate his own food.

Amidst the dense smoke, everyone exchanged cups and cups, and the topic was quickly discussed.

Mr. Xiao Lin took Jiang Chiyue's hand and kept emphasizing: "I, Lin Xingchui, have never been drunk in half my life, never!"

Zhou Ke's eyes were rolling to the sky. How could a person who was drunk and could only drink fruit juice at family gatherings have the nerve to say this with Liang Jingru?

Jiang Chiyue responded perfunctorily: "Yes, you have never been drunk."

Never drink alcohol, there is no way to get drunk, right?

I didn't expect this person to be more active, obviously he was on the top, and started to expose Zhou Ke's shortcomings, his eyes were dull, his fingers were scrambling, pointing at the chattering little Mr. Gu, and he said: "Zhou Ke, it's you, Back in college, when I was drunk, I would recite "List of Teachers", crying while reciting, and yelling that I was not drunk, haha! I am so stupid, everyone in the class group now has a copy of the video recorded at that time, hiccup!"

Zhou Ke couldn't even roll her eyes, she rushed up and pinched Boss Xiao Lin's neck, Boss Xiao Lin was still holding Jiang Chiyue's hand, Jiang Chiyue wanted to break free, but the drunk was surprisingly strong , did not break free at the first time, resulting in missing the best opportunity, and the three of them were overwhelmed one after another like an arhat.

The other people who came back to their senses heard the movement and looked over, only "Fuck!"

Wang Yang stood up and took pictures with the mobile phone around the three of them, excitedly muttering: "I didn't expect that! I didn't expect my Brother Zhou to have such a hobby. He looks like he's on top? It's so unreal!"

Zhou Ke pinched Boss Xiao Lin's neck, and shouted angrily: "I told you that I'm not drunk, but I just accidentally sprained my foot and fell. How many times do you have to say it before you believe me?"

"Didn't it mean that there was absolutely no photo or video recording? Ah? What's the matter with everyone's hand? Didn't everyone swear that they never lied? Ah! I'm going to strangle you bitch!"

Wang Chong looked at Jiang Chiyue, who was at the bottom, almost rolling his eyes, and stepped forward to pull him up.

After waking up, Xiao Lin was finally more than half sober, and retorted in a daze: "You obviously memorized the text when you were drunk, and you still quibble!"

Zhou Ke was so angry that she pointed at Mr. Lin's nose with her hips on her hips and asked: "I drank half a cup of Coke when I was riding the horse. How could I be drunk? I accidentally sprained my foot and fell, and a group of bitches insisted that I was drunk." It’s time to send me home. There are sluts guarding my door. I can’t hide in time. Wouldn’t it be disgusting to go home? What can I do? Of course I have to find a way to prove it! The proof method I can think of is, It is to recite the "List of Teachers" completely!"

Everyone: "Submit!"

Zhou Ke was so angry that his chest heaved, he picked up a glass of beer on the table and poured it down, and continued to complain: "In the end, I performed supernormally. After I finished memorizing one without falling, the students all said-haha, sure enough. You are drunk, otherwise you would not be able to memorize the exams, and suddenly you can memorize them backwards!"

Mr. Xiao Lin answered in a daze: "Yes, everyone knows that you can recite "List of Teachers" when you are drunk."

Zhou Ke: "..."

Zhou Ke's fingers were trembling when pointing at Mr. Xiao Lin.

angry.

Seeing that the two were about to fight again, the key point was that Boss Xiaolin would be broken after drinking, and he would not be able to remember what he did today when he woke up tomorrow morning, Zhou Ke was the only one who was angry.

So he resolutely stuffed a little yellow duck toy in Xiao Lin's hand, and stuffed him on the sofa in the corner, letting the drunkard play by himself.

President Xiao Gu looked at Zhou Ke in amazement: "I didn't expect that there are people who are as miserable as me. I thought only my old Gu was so shameless!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Jiang Chiyue rubbed the corners of her eyes with a headache, and suddenly said: "Actually, I also encountered such a thing. At that time, my mother was not in good health, and I was under a lot of pressure. I didn't want to let you Seeing that I was sad, her old man went for a walk in the park outside. Halfway through the walk, she found a chair and sat down, thinking that she should take a rest, but suddenly an enthusiastic young man came over, picked me up and ran to the nearby hospital , the more I struggled, the more he felt that I was drunk, he insisted on sending me to the hospital to sober up, and said he was worried about my alcohol poisoning."

Brother Xiaojiang’s sharing instantly ignited everyone’s desire to talk. Miao Hong, who had been silent all this time and ate quietly, suddenly said, “Sure enough, it’s a world that looks at faces. If you look good, someone will take you to the hospital and my mother to the bar.” Drinking, wearing high heels and accidentally spraining your feet, what a normal thing! A group of sluts who look at their faces in Mader yelled that my wife is a drunk, and gave me a vacuum, all of them were afraid that I would spit on them! "

Everyone: "..."

Jiang Chiyue lazily comforted Miao Hong: "Actually, sister Hong, you are very beautiful."

Miao Hong belongs to the type that is not amazing at first glance, but is very interesting after watching for a long time.Although she wasn't very good in the entertainment circle, she was a beauty outside.

Miao Hong glanced at Jiang Chiyue lightly: "Thank you, of course I know, I went to the bar alone at the time, and I was afraid that someone would take advantage of me when I was drunk, so I put on heavy makeup on purpose."

Then he smiled viciously at them, showing his big white teeth: "The kind that even ghosts think ugly when they see it."

Everyone: Excuse me, excuse me, I can't afford to offend you.

Mr. Gu patted his chest, and looked at Miao Hong with admiration: "I just said, Sister Miao, you are a good young man and a woman from a good family. Now it seems that there is a reason for how you can get along with us rough old men. You are so tough on horseback, not many normal men would dare to attack you!"

Miao Hong: "Get lost."

Mr. Gu also took Jiang Chiyue's hand and asked him to testify for himself: "Brother, tell yourself that when we first met, this woman dressed herself up in a gentle and gentle manner. She looked like a good woman from a good family. The kind that you can keep at home with peace of mind! Huh, Mad, labor and management are being deceived by a woman's appearance!"

"Why is it so difficult for me! Life is still attacking me, a weak, pitiful and helpless man! Woohoo, I'm so miserable!"

Jiang Chiyue's forehead twitched, and Mr. Gu's tears and snot were about to smear on his shoulders, so he decisively threw him beside Mr. Lin under the eyes of everyone.

The two drunkenly nestled on the sofa and competed for a little yellow duck.

Everyone who saw this scene was stunned. The person who stepped on the horse must be the legendary martial arts master!