Born to be a showman

Mr. Gu showed a nasty smile: "In the end, guess what? I was rebellious when I was in junior high school! My dad thought I was annoying and wanted to send me to my hometown in Northeast China during the summer vacation. Of course I refused! It was an Internet cafe in the city. Is it fun, or is it not exciting to set the alarm clock in the middle of the night to steal food? As long as my father said, I objected, so my old Gu came up with such a method. He knew that I couldn’t stand being wronged. Come and run away from home, the result! I actually came to a Jedi counterattack!"

Everyone: "..."

Miao Hong: "When I was in school, I worked part-time in an outside company. At the end of the year, the company held an event and let the part-time employees participate together. As a result, when it came to the lottery, I actually won the [-] cash prize that everyone used to flatter the boss!"

President Xiao Gu interrupted: "There must be a reversal."

"Of course, the company decided to fire me the next day and not give me this bonus!"

Jiang Chiyue: "I don't think this is the point."

"Of course, I'm a girl working outside, so I must be smart to protect myself. I recorded the sound from beginning to end, and later sued the company."

Wang Yang: "Sister Miao is amazing!"

"Can you stop interrupting and let me tell a good story!" Miao Hong was very irritable. No matter how everyone else was doing well, when she came to her place, there were only so many people who interrupted.

Several people were as quiet as chickens.

"When I got [-] yuan in compensation, I turned around and cut off my Mimi's double eyelids, so that she could win at the starting line of life."

Mr. Gu said weakly: "Have you finished?"

"It's over."Miao Hong put the pillow on her head again.

Jiang Chiyue: "So, who is Mimi?"

Miao Hong's muffled voice came from under the pillow: "My cat."

The corners of the men's eyes twitched uncontrollably, and they saw the same thought in each other's eyes: it was terrible.

Afterwards, Wang Zhong said that when he was a child, he made more than [-] pages of plans to transport a polar bear back from the North Pole, but was told that it was illegal.

Wang Yang talked about his anonymous counselor in college and led his classmates to resist the school's irrational orders. In the end, after a heated discussion among several people, the most sand sculpture award was awarded to Xiao Gu who proposed that long hair on his legs could prevent mosquitoes. In short, a friendly exchange between men ended happily.

When these popular idols blew up so many sand sculpture experiences, the director has silently asked his assistant to help order the best wigs, place the order on the spot, and ship it within 24 hours. Hair probably won't last.

I can only urge the back chef to cook faster, so that the aroma of the food can block these entertainers who have no hope at all.

The assistant director could only helplessly comfort the director: "Hey, you have to think about it, if this episode is broadcast, it will definitely become popular all over the Internet by then, and our program team will go to another level!"

The director squatted on the ground in pain, and breathed out a smoke ring sadly: "Before the broadcast, it has to be approved by so many difficult brokerage companies, are you sure?"

Deputy director:"……"

The head of the program is still strong. Almost all of these classic passages are broadcast in the program. The parts that have been edited due to the length of the program are all placed in the tidbits, and the number of hits and views is quite considerable.

The program group has reached another level as they wished, but the way of being popular is a bit different.

"Hey Ward, Mr. Gu is wearing M's new style this year, with a single item of [-] pieces. Is it so irresistible? The last scaffolding just dropped a sleeve!"

"I don't even understand the world of the rich, and I have never worn luxury goods, so we dare not talk about it, and we dare not ask."

"How disgusted is Mr. Gu at home? Feel distressed for a second, hahahaha!"

"ennnn, I bet two packs of spicy strips, Brother Xiao Jiang and Zhong Yuxiang will definitely fight each other on the show, the kind that even the global team can't hold back, I didn't expect..."

"After watching this show, I realized that Mr. Gu dared to be an outstanding student who graduated from Fudan University! He has become a Buddha. These days, do children from rich families do everything for fun? horrible!"

"Sad, seeing this scene, I seem to have seen the scene when my dad was so angry with me that he wanted to work overtime every day and not go home, hahahaha."

"Last week, a relative helped the children with their homework, and finally got angry and had a cerebral hemorrhage, what do you know?"

"Damn it, what kind of strange brain circuit is there to prevent mosquitoes with hairy legs? I'm a Buddha, don't you want any burden of being an idol?"

"This program group is too destructive. I don't dare to say that I know my idol now, who the hell is this sand sculpture?"

"The program group is poisonous, the identification is complete."

"Hahaha, what kind of sand sculpture experience is this horse riding, it's sad and funny, I'll laugh first!"

"I don't want to say anything, this episode is the source of my fast-falling this month. I was scolded by the boss, and I took it out to see that the idols were worse than me, and I felt more balanced. After all, it is so good-looking and talented. , People who are so successful used to be worse than me, hahaha."

Finally, after several hot searches in this episode, #计划团防毒# made another hot search.

Completed the director's final expectation.

The director touched his bald head, and could only comfort himself: "I have become bald, and I have also become stronger."

The director was in pain and joy, and Jiang Chiyue felt like she was going to be blinded by the coquettish manipulations of her own daughter and Boss Xiao Lin.

The thing is like this, one month ago, the teacher of Yuanbao Kindergarten asked the children to start writing diaries every day, but Yuanbao insisted on it for two weeks, thinking that this kind of behavior was very childish, and he didn’t want to continue playing such childish games with the teacher, but he didn’t want to A head-on confrontation with the teacher came up with a brilliant idea.

Concentrate on one day and finish writing the diary for the coming week.

This way you can play with peace of mind.

Then, Teacher Xiao Zhang discovered this problem, and kindly told Mr. Xiao Lin, who was going to pick up Yuan Bao from school that day, and went back to the Lin family’s old house for dinner: "Parents of Yuan Bao, this is a very serious problem, which is related to the development of children's character. I hope parents will not indulge and take it lightly, and cooperate with our work, for the bright future of children, we must work together!"

Xiao Lin always took a look at Xiao Yuanbao who was hiding behind him with a small head, and was forced to lose weight by Jiang Chiyue. His heart was soft, and he immediately responded to the teacher verbally: "Definitely, we will cooperate. Teacher, please feel free to ask me anything." carry."

Then, the teacher came up with an ingenious idea: "From today on, children's diaries will start to be written with pens of different colors. As for the color, the teacher will tell the children before school is over that day."

President Kobayashi: "..."

The dizzy Yuan Bao: "..."

Teacher Xiao Zhang is obviously very serious. She continued to add: "Also, isn't it the Golden Week coming soon? But children can't stop exercising, so please parents and friends, for the sake of children's health, persevere every day." Exercising, and posting photos of exercising in the parent group!"

Yuan Bao was about to cry immediately.

It's easy to eat this body fat, but it's really hard to lose it.

You can’t eat chocolate, ice cream, or sesame seeds every day, and you can’t eat all kinds of delicious meat. Strictly follow the dietitian’s advice and eat unnutritious grass. Yuanbao dreams every day, dreaming that he has become a cat Rabbit gnawing on carrots.

However, the poor Yuan Bao could only touch everyone except old Jiang's father.

Yuan Bao couldn't help crying sadly in the car, Mr. Xiao Lin came up with a bad idea when his head got hot: "Yuan Bao writes a diary obediently, uncle will find a way to stop you from exercising, okay?"

As for Kobayashi's bad idea?

Well, the brain circuit is really quite strange, he took Yuanbao home, asked Sister Zhang to find seven coats, and then took him to the public park of the community, and started-posing for pictures!

Then, when Jiang Chiyue went home, the Dongchuang incident happened, and Jiang Chiyue felt that her waist was broken by this coquettish manipulation.

Mr. Xiaolin knew he was wrong, and he didn't dare to go back to his residence on Huaihua Road for three days.

Jiang Chiyue watched Yuan Bao pretending to be asleep every day, hiding in the bed and secretly calling Boss Xiao Lin, crying and chirping: "Oh, Uncle Lin, Father Wo is too scary to provoke, Wo is really scared to provoke, can you take over the nest?" Go off?"

Jiang Chiyue returned to the bedroom with a cold snort, then turned around and called Boss Xiao Lin: "Whose children will be taught. When I educate my children, I don't want anyone to hinder me!"

Xiao Lin couldn't afford to offend Ou Huang, so he escaped without backbone. To feel better, he found an opportunity to go on a business trip.

Tuliu Yuanbao faced the terrible, autocratic, feudal, big patriarch with his whole body covered in flesh and blood.

Being away from home for the past few months, Yuan Bao has really been spoiled by others, and he will be petty at every turn, relying on cleverness to avoid homework, avoid exercise, deceive teachers, and conceal parents.

It doesn't seem like a big deal, it's something that almost every student has done, it's harmless, but Yuan Bao's confidence in doing this comes from her knowing that someone is pampering her unconditionally.

What Jiang Chiyue had to do was to let Yuan Bao know that others could pamper her, or they could forget about her when they turned around.

Although it is cruel to the child to say so, it is better to be taught these principles by her father than by society.

Therefore, Yuan Bao's good life came to an end, and she found that the teachers in the school began to be strict. Every mistake she made in school would be told to her father in detail by Mr. Zhang when her father picked her up at night.

Aunt Zhang at home is also stricter. If she wants to take an extra pack of biscuits at school, Aunt Zhang will stop her in time and tell her father.

What broke Yuanbao even more was that she found that her father had prepared gifts for every child in the class. Then, everyone started to help Jiang Yuanbao, make progress together, exercise together, and study together.

She wanted to relax, and immediately a child pointed out: "Student Jiang Shuyue, your father loves you very much, and he hopes that you will become better, so don't let your father live up to your expectations! Let us work together!"

Yuan Bao was very desperate.

Because the old father in the family started to implement the reward system.

"Whether you have completed today's task or not, Dad will reward you with a small gift."

Yuan Bao behaved well for two days. Sure enough, after dinner on the first day, he received a Snow White suit, and on the second night, he received a whole set of Lego.

So, on the third day, she tried not to finish her homework. She found that her father was not angry, and prepared a gift box for her just like the previous two days.

Yuan Bao was very emotional.

But when she excitedly opened the box, she found it was empty.

Old Jiang's father's kind voice came from behind: "Today I reward you with a complete set of Air Transformers! I hope you like it."