Born to be a showman

The two walked into the courtyard gate, and heard the village chief yelling furiously: "Little brat, how many times have you said that? Divisor and divisor have a remainder. It's so simple and I don't understand it! Are you sincerely trying to piss me off!"

Immediately afterwards, the child retorted unwillingly: "Obviously you didn't make it clear! The teacher said to be patient with the child! Grandpa, you still hit me! I will tell the teacher when I turn around!"

"Little brat, are you capable? How dare you talk back? If you can't learn it today, I won't kill you idiot! You haven't learned anything about your cleverness, what a crime!"

"My grandma said, I inherited my father, my father inherited his father! Our old Liu family is stupid from the root, there is no way!"

Jiang Chiyue: "..."

Mr. Gu: "..."

The little Mr. Gu outside the door bent down to support Jiang Chiyue, covered his mouth, his shoulders shook, and he laughed silently. The scene was once very weird.

When Mr. Gu finished laughing, he straightened up and coughed, rubbed his face stiff from smiling, and returned to a young man who looked very sunny. Jiang Chiyue, who had no emotion, came forward to knock on the door slowly, and the person who opened the door The village head said their request.

It wasn't a big deal when the village chief heard it, and because he was so angry just now, he just adjusted his mood and asked the two of them to sit in the yard while he went into the house to look for things.

While the village chief was looking for tools in the room, the grandson of the village chief, a tiger-headed child with big round eyes, sat on a small bench and looked at the two curiously.

The child's dark eyes scanned the yard, focusing on the room his grandfather entered just now. Seeing that the people in the room did not come out, he lowered his voice like a thief and asked the two of them: "Brother, you will be divided and there is still room for the divisor?" Is it related to numbers? Is your teacher fierce?"

Mr. Gu, a student with problems since childhood, nodded very coolly, and lied without changing his face: "It's very simple, my brother graduated from Fudan University, is it difficult?"

Brother Xiao Jiang, who has never participated in the nine-year compulsory education, agreed calmly: "It's really not difficult. If you behave well, your teacher won't kill you."

In the room, it is said that the village head shouted: "Xiaojiang Xiaogu, I forgot where I put it for a while, so I have to look for it. You can sit down wherever you want!"

Hearing this, the chubby dun'er felt relieved all of a sudden, with a very disdainful expression on his face, with the words "I don't believe it" written all over his face.

Jiang Chiyue blinked, and suddenly smiled at the little friend, with a very gentle voice: "What's so hard to believe? It's not a problem, there's no way, brother will teach you."

The children's eyes were naturally attracted to Jiang Chiyue, obediently pointing to the two topics in the book for Jiang Chiyue, his eyes were full of trust and hope, his eyes were shining brightly, little Gu always had goosebumps when he read it.

I can't figure out what kind of routine Xiao Jiang is doing.

But he soon understood Brother Jiang's tricks.

Because the village chief came out 10 minutes later, seeing this peaceful and peaceful scene, his old face was almost moved to tears, and immediately picked up the dustpan bag and carried it on his shoulder, saying: "Xiaojiang Xiaogu, you all stay at home , watching the bastards do their homework, the old man asked someone to go to the back mountain to pick peppers for you! There is not much work, we have done it well, so you can rest assured and leave it to me! I promise to do it for you! "

The attitude was firm, as if he had finally shaken off a heavy burden. He was afraid that the person who picked up the burden would regret it, so he trotted out of his yard without giving the two of them any time to react.

Jiang Chiyue said calmly: "It's not difficult, give me 10 minutes, I will teach the children to go up the mountain and work with everyone."

The voice of the village chief came from afar: "No need, Xiao Jiang, you can just let the little bastard understand it today! Don't worry! Don't worry!"

Mr. Gu was stunned, and then he glanced at Brother Jiang who was tutoring little chubby Dun'er with the eyes of "I see, it's really a familiar formula. It's worthy of being a child killer".

Jiang Chiyue just raised her head and met Xiao Jiang's eyes, and kindly suggested: "If you are bored, follow along to the back mountain to see how the working people work hard."

Mr. Gu retorted: "It's as if you've seen it before."

Jiang Chiyue, who was well-clothed and well-fed since she was a child, nodded as a matter of course: "Of course, my hometown is in a small county town, and I did a lot of things with my grandfather when I was young."

Mr. Gu was successfully bluffed, and Dian Dian'er followed the village chief to pick peppers.

Until lunch time, everyone slumped on the sofa in the lobby on the first floor, listlessly, and complained to the program team.

"Do you know what the mission of me and Brother Chong is?" Wang Yang didn't wait for everyone to respond, and said on his own, "There was a leak on the roof of the school. Brother Chong and I followed the masons to remove the tiles on the roof. I built a new layer again, it’s an experience, it’s really hard work, I only had three bright blisters on my hands in the morning.”

"I'm still mixing mud by hand, do you know how tiring it is? I feel so good to be alive now." Wang Zhong looked at his hand holding Shidi, and couldn't help but almost shed tears of sadness.

Jiang Chiyue poured water for everyone, and said lazily: "I'm fine. When I went to the village chief's house to borrow tools, I happened to meet the village chief helping his grandson with his homework. By the way, he helped the village chief. The village chief asked someone to help us do it together." Finished."

Miao Hong said enviously: "Then you should have done it easily!"

Mr. Gu soaked his hands in the ice water with a ferocious expression on his face. Hearing this, he snorted coldly: "You don't know how hot the pepper is. After picking it all morning, my hands are still burning and hurting!"

God’s Perspective Program Group: Some people don’t listen to persuasion. They think that their nylon gloves are uncomfortable and not high-grade. They insist on experiencing the charm of nature empty-handed. They picked a dustpan all morning. How dare you tell me?

Jiang Chiyue was curious about what Miao Hong's team did, because when she first entered the door, Miao Hong's face and hair were covered with mud spots, and her arms were covered with red marks from mosquito bites.

"what about you?"

Miao Hongsheng looked helplessly at the lingering bell who was lying alone on the other side far away, not communicating with them at all, and wondered if it was the comprehensive suppression given by Brother Xiaojiang when they met in the morning It's too ruthless, why don't you avoid being in the same frame as Xiao Jiang right now?

Rolling his eyes, he waved his hand feebly: "Don't mention it, let's go to the rice field to cut rice, good guy, almost killed half his life, not to mention bitterness and tiredness, there are mosquitoes on the ground and loaches on the ground, don't mention the taste too much Sour."

Mr. Gu stretched out his long legs with a smile, and pulled up the hem of his trousers, showing it to everyone: "You girls are troublesome, look at my hairy legs, mosquitoes can't bite at all! Hahahaha!"

When Wang Yang heard this, he turned over, pulled up his trousers and began to show: "Damn it! Brother, don't tell me I haven't noticed, I'll just say why my arms are always bitten by mosquitoes, and my legs are almost never hurt! "

Wang Zhong was also very interested in joining in the fun, rolling up his trousers to look at the hair on his legs: "I didn't expect you, Mr. Gu, to have such a bright moment of wisdom! Thinking about it carefully, it makes sense!"

Unknowingly, the topic of several people entered a strange direction. Mr. Gu insisted on pulling Jiang Chiyue together to compete who had the longest leg hair, the most mosquito-proof, and the most masculine.

With four big men and eight long legs in front of her eyes, sister Miao Hong had no other thoughts in her mind, and even felt that this scene was a bit irritating.Meditate in my heart: Do you have any misunderstanding of masculinity?

He rolled his eyes, turned over with difficulty, and covered his face with a pillow, fully expressing the central idea of ​​seeing what is invisible.

Mr. Gu made a very sincere suggestion: "How about we each pluck out a leg hair that we think is the most handsome and tangible, and put them together for comparison?"

Wang Yang was very interested: "Okay, okay, from shape to length, to thickness, to color, a 360-degree comparison in all directions, I don't believe I will lose."

Miao Hong thought: I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof.

On the other side, the bell lying on his waist rang, his little yellow hair was dull and dull, and he rolled his eyes wildly in his heart, thinking: These people who are riding horses are a group of mentally retarded people, they are not as cruel as the rumors say, it seems The deeds collected by the agent are likely to be processed artistically.

I really overestimated the level of this group of mentally retarded people.

Zhong Yuxiang lay on the side in peace and fell asleep.

Behind the camera, the director watched all this happen, but he was powerless, feeling that the only remaining hair would be lost again.

My God, what kind of idols are these!Ball balls, can you pick up the idol burden?This is too much to let go!

Seeing that the leg hairs of several people could not tell the winner, and they were about to fight, Xiao Jiang suggested: "How about we tell a memorable thing that we have experienced, and then let the rest of the people vote?"

This kind of competition without any fairness at all attracted the attention of several people, and they all nodded in approval.

Brother Xiaojiang took the lead in expressing: "I have been very good at hand feeling since I was a child, so I almost never miss it when I get started. Then there was a vegetable and fruit shop downstairs in the original community of my house, and the boss often did things that were short of catties. One day, my boss insisted on counting my durians of eight catties as ten catties. I turned around and wrote a big sign, and wrote it—two or four characters shorter than the catty. Everyone sees it."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone was stunned. No one thought that Jiang Chiyue would do such a thing in the second grade, and he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

However, the matter was not over yet: "Since then, almost all the shops and small supermarkets near the community have refused me to enter."

Everyone: "Why?"

Jiang Chiyue spread her hands: "Because there is surveillance in the community, and I found out later that the small bosses near the community are all relatives, and they are a family."

Everyone: "..."

Mr. Gu raised his hand and said, "It's my time. When I was in junior high school, my family would throw a vase every now and then, but everyone's first reaction was—it must be that the words were mischievously smashed and secretly hidden. Wake up! Conscience, I have no interest in breaking vases, but no one in my family believed it. My dad even said in front of the whole family that a few vases are worthless. If it breaks, it breaks."

"Of course I don't accept it. At that time, the set of security monitoring was not popular at home. I spent two months and spent money to buy several advanced equipment at that time. When there was no one at home, they were quietly placed in a hidden location. , guess what?"

Everyone cooperated very much: "What's the matter?"

Mr. Gu had a half-smile expression on his face: "I first found out that the new nanny was secretly moving the vase out. At first I thought it was a thief who had been recruited into the house, but I didn't wait until I found it the next day. When I had the opportunity to question, I found out that the little nanny gave all the vases to my father."

Everyone: "?"