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Cotton is ugly, but it's really, really, really smart, and it's also very, very, very clean.Therefore, the result of the stone offender Xiong De was that Xiahou often saw Mianhua chasing the stone into the sky and into the ground, and after chasing it, he gnawed hard.However, Cotton's lower mouth is very measured, at most it is to gnaw the head hair of the stone bald, and give it a place to support the head of the missionary in the center.

"Wow~~~"

"Okay, Cotton, I'll hold it, let's get revenge if you have a grudge!"

"Woof!!!!" Just now, I thought I had found the rock to rely on in my life, the biggest backing, and my face was distorted in fright. I rubbed my dog ​​legs on the ground and wanted to back out, but was hugged firmly by Xia Hou. Seeing Cotton rushing towards him, he immediately screamed "My life is over".

Dahei and Xiaobai also came, and the two brothers and sisters were standing by the side, with their expressions and eyes, they were definitely watching a good show.However, this time, when Xiahou hugged the stone, Cotton didn't bite it. Instead, he stretched out his front paws and poked hard at the stone's head, until the hair on the stone's head and face was thrown in the direction of you, screaming again and again, and finally , the stone lay belly up in Xiahou's arms, begging for mercy and pretending to be dead.

When they finished tossing, Xia Hou grabbed the cotton and one person and two dogs lay on the ground. Dahei and Xiaobai also bumped into each other, and Xiahou was surrounded by hair balls!

Feeling comfortably, the softness and body temperature from the dogs, Xiahou felt relieved.A few hours later, Xiahou, who felt that his mood had stabilized a lot, adjusted his outer armor to the state of space, and walked out of the cabin—he was going to "seduce" and reorganize.

Stone and Cotton squeezed behind a porthole, looking outside, Xiahou could still be seen at first, but soon he disappeared.

Because their small battleship was flying to the rear of the shielding network, Xia Hou had to fly in the vast starry sky with the power of the outer armor for at least 47 hours before arriving at the predetermined position.Because if you get too close, the small battleship will become the first target of the Zerg attack.

The dog doesn't talk, the dog just wishes the big friend to come back in his heart...

Ai Jun finally stopped applying for contact with Xiahou, yes, he has been using his own special line to apply for these few hours, and has been rejected.

"Lieutenant Colonel, can I ask you a personal question?" The already very humane blue fat man asked through an encrypted channel.

"can."

"Why are you still so happy when Major Xia hasn't contacted you all these years?"

"Because the reply over there is 'Major Xia refuses to contact you'." Ai Jun exhaled, "This is enough to satisfy me."

Satisfied with what?What does this sentence mean?This shows that Xiahou is still alive...

"Major, my system needs to be upgraded for a while." He felt that the hardware was a little hot, and the coding of emotional thinking was turning upwards and tired. He needed to upgrade. "The upgrade will take three to four months. My surface The program continues to execute instructions, but the deep code is temporarily dormant, which does not affect any daily affairs, but when encountering a situation that requires in-depth analysis, I may make mistakes or react a little slower.”

"Understood, you can go at ease." Ai Jun nodded, closed his eyes and went to sleep-it is almost early morning, Ai Jun will call Xiahou every other month or so, Xiahou does not pick him up, He is also satisfied.For the next half a month, he could sleep well, and if he persisted in the remaining half a month, it would be another month, and he would be able to call again and again.

Tomorrow morning, he had to contact his parents and tell them that Xia Hou was fine.

But this time, after a month as usual, Ai Jun did not receive any reply for a long time.

This is not normal!If Xiahou was sleeping (in the future), the Zhinao Toast over there should also reply: The lieutenant colonel is resting and cannot answer.

"Toast, is Xiahou okay?" For the first time, Ai Jun didn't talk to Xiahou, but asked Toast directly.After asking, he thought he had done something stupid, how could Toast answer him?

"Not sure. The Major's departure did not exceed the maximum limit time."

"What is the maximum time limit? He went outside to lure the Zerg?! Alone?" Ai Jun jumped up from the bed, and quickly sat back - he asked silly words, and the answers to these questions were not natural of it?

"Relying on the equipment when he left, the major can survive in the universe for the maximum time limit. Yes. Alone." Toast Bing answered Ai Jun's questions one by one.

"Has he not sent you any news?"

"The major has a detection device on his body, but his distance is too far away. The shielding device and the magnetic field of the Zerg have interfered with his signal."

"...Once you receive news from Xiahou, let me know immediately." Ai Jun wanted Toast to look for Xiahou, but if he got separated from Xiahou, there would really be nowhere to cry.Ai Jun finally chose to believe in Xiahou, believing that he had arranged everything to the maximum extent, but he didn't want to close the communication so quickly, so he couldn't help asking Ai Jun who had nothing to say, "Toast, why do you obey my orders so much?" ?”

"Because you are my second person in power."

Xiahou is the most powerful person in all the brains from the future to the present. This is inevitable and cannot be changed, because only Xiahou has future citizenship certification.Ai Jun is the second commander of this team. It is inevitable to be the second person in power of Blue Fatty and Gun Gun. Huang Fatty returns as a war fortress, and he must also belong to Ai Jun. As the second power person, Ai Jun And it should be.

But Ai Jun really didn't expect that even Xia Hou's battleship Zhinao, which traveled far away, also regarded him as the second person in power, which must have been designated.He really put his own life in Ai Jun's hands. After all, Toast's "emotional intelligence" is not high. When Xiahou is not around, for example, if Ai Jun has a little bad intentions and transfers Toast away, Xiahou was dead.

"That idiot." Ai Jun smiled and lay down on the bed. He is destined to not be able to sleep today, and he still has to tell his parents tomorrow morning that Xia Hou is fine.

"Drip, drip, drip."

"Woof! Woof! Woof!"

Toast controlled the steering of the small battleship, and at the same time sent a message to Ai Jun: "Lieutenant Colonel, I have received the signal from the major, and I am sure the major is fine."

At this time, Ai Jun has returned to the earth base and is inspecting the newly opened farm.The farm grows giant rice taller than him, with a height of 300 meters.This is not the technology of the future, but the technology of Huaguo's own research institute before being invaded.Knowing that there will be at least [-] years of peaceful life, various bases are now beginning to devote part of their strength to excavating and protecting Huaguo's past history and technology.

"Major, what's the matter?" Ai Jun suddenly stopped, rubbing his eyes, and everyone stopped.

Ai Jun rubbed his eyes again: "I accidentally pricked the ears of rice, it's okay."

"Major, are you all right?"

"Huh..." Xiahou who was taken into the airlock by Toast let out a long breath, "Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm in good condition."

Xiahou’s condition is indeed very good. Except for the first few days when he went there, he spent almost no time in the past and back. Apart from waking up for two hours a day to eat and exercise, most of the rest of the time was spent on In the future, he will go to spy on Ai Jun, go to Miao Miao's home, go to the ancestral temple for training, and go to the Earth Plant Breeding Base, Earth Marine Life Breeding Base, Earth Bird Breeding Base, Panda Breeding Base, etc. to see those who are ugly or beautiful , or slippery or hairy flora and fauna.

So although his mental state is still a bit abnormal, it is better than before leaving.This can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.

"Stone! Cotton! Big black, little white!" After getting bored with the four dogs for a while, Xiahou gave an order and continued to set off.

Since there is no need to place a shielding device, they set off again, and most of their time was spent on the road.Xiahou needed to attract six groups of Zerg from different directions. Even though he was a little pessimistic at the beginning because of mental problems, the development of the situation was much smoother than he expected.After spending two years and four months, Xiahou has already reached the sixth location.

This time, before setting off, Xiahou deliberately waited for a while.

"Major, I received another communication request from Earth Command today."

"Connect."

"Yes."

"Lieutenant Colonel, Major Xia has agreed to a dialogue."

"Oh... hey?" At the beginning Ai Jun didn't realize that Xiahou was not refusing, but when he did, he didn't know what to say.Obviously, there are so many things to say and ask, but his brain is just a mess.

"Ai Jun, this is my last mission, and I'm going back. Maybe you have to wait for me for more than a year? Are we going to get married after going back? Ai Jun?"

"it is good!"

"..." After Xiahou asked that question, he became a person who didn't know how to speak, just like Ai Jun.The two stayed together for a long time.Finally, it was Xiahou who said, "I'm leaving?"

"Take care of yourself."

"Um……"

Reluctantly, Xiahou cut off the communication, and Ai Jun heard Lan Fatty say "communication has been cut off", and couldn't help reaching out to cover his chest. His heart was hot and active, and Ai Jun was about to faint up.But the next moment, he jumped up from the bed again. He was almost forty, and he was still the commander who was in charge of the food and drink of nearly tens of millions of Chinese people, but he was jumping and screaming in his room.

If it was changed to more than ten years ago, even if the national football team won the Hercules Cup, the die-hard fans would not be as happy as him.Fortunately, Ai Jun chose to contact Xiahou at night every time, otherwise his commander's face would be completely lost.

Xiahou started his long-distance "swimming" in the universe again. The space-shaped outer armor has a helmet and a full-coverage protective suit. He is facing up, at least he thinks he is facing up, with his body flat and his hands on his chest. It looks like a cosmic floating corpse... But Xiahou himself is in a very good mood, very good, very good.

It took twelve days for Xiahou to arrive at the designated location. Even though he was flying with his outer armor during this period, his speed was not slow. His designated target was a meteorite with a diameter of about two kilometers.There are a lot of minerals inside this meteorite, which is a very good foothold for the Zerg.

Xiahou first took out a can of green liquid the size of a Coke can from the black bag on his back, and inserted it toward his shoulder. After the Coke can got stuck there, a booster appeared in the can, filling the can The liquid is injected into the outer armor.

After confirming that the liquid in the jar was completely clean, Xiahou pulled it out and put it back into the little black bag. At the same time, he took out a cylindrical metal body the size of a pencil case, and put the black bag back on his back.Xiahou pressed the columnar metal body down, and inserted it directly into the ground. With the metal dot exposed in the soil as the center, it expanded outward like a magical symbol or a pattern of a circuit board.

When the runes gradually covered the entire meteorite, Xia Hou flew up from the thing, a layer of flocs wrapped around his body.Large and small stone fragments began to fall from the meteorite, and finally turned into a strange instrument with a diameter of two kilometers, which is not easy to mess with at first sight.

The sound from the instrument cannot be heard in the vacuum, only the light of energy can be seen gradually covering its entire body.It looks like a scaled down Transformers home star.Right above this huge sphere, a crack is opening.

Suddenly, Xiahou turned his head to the direction opposite to the earth.There, a fleet is approaching.

"Don't come here!" The outer armor connected to the communication channel of the other party's battleship.

"We got in touch! We got in touch!" Everyone in Zhou Zuojun's flagship cheered.

"Is it the earth? I'm Zhou Zuojun." Zhou Zuojun tried his best not to tremble. Now his hair is gray and his face is wrinkled and wrinkled. During this period of time, his energy consumption is unusually huge.

"I'm Xiahou, it's dangerous here, don't come here." Coming a little earlier, Xiahou stopped the instrument.Come late, the fleet's scanning system can instantly find out how dangerous this place is, and they can still run away from this distance.But it's not too early or too late, what should I do if I have to come at this time?

Interruption is also impossible now, it will cause the instrument below to explode, plus a small range of space distortion, in short, Xiahou will be pulled into the black hole.

In the flagship, everyone looked at Zhou Zuojun.

"That will point us to a safe passage." Zhou Zuojun replied.

"Okay, you all retreat one after another." Although the Zergs from several other directions have been attracted, let alone the number of Zergs in a short period of time is not enough to encircle, even if the number is enough, there will be natural differences between different recombined populations. territory demarcation.Others couldn't find a safe route, and Xia Hou, who had the intelligent Zerg as his allies behind him, could do it with a little effort.

"If we have this time, why don't we rush over now!" Xiahou answered simply, but Zhou Zuojun backed off again.

Obviously, the door of the house is right in front of them, but Zhou Zuojun and the people in his fleet have had enough of getting lost and unable to find their way home!Even though Xiahou said well, they were afraid, afraid to turn around, and fell into a loss right here.Moreover, Zhou Zuojun knew that this was the final stage, and they had already encountered Zerg before.

Even if it is only a small number, less than a hundred small troops.That encounter did not cause any loss of personnel to the fleet, but it also made the shell of the battleship, which was already lacking in maintenance, more scarred.After that time, let them detect the Zerg from a distance, and immediately detour - the female insect has just been forced to move by Xia Hou. They will not take the initiative to attack, so that they can escape safely every time.

But I also want to thank these Zergs, because there are more and more of these guys, the fleet is constantly shifting to a safe direction, until just now, the special spatial fluctuations were successfully captured, the fleet came as fast as possible, and found Xiahou.

Seeing the fleet approaching, Xiahou almost popped his eyes: "It's too late for you to pass..."

"Zergs are almost covering the surrounding area. This is your last stop. There is no access, you are lying to us!" Zhou Zuojun stood up and stomped on the podium vigorously, "Rush over! I can return to Earth!"

The crack in the space opened wider and wider, and a giant insect that looked like a beetle and was covered in black and eight meters in length flew out of the passage.This is not a female worm, this is a male worm, it is the harem of the female worm, and it is also its most powerful protective force.Xiahou flew up, and a white catkin entangled the male insect, and it turned into a cloud of white mist in the blink of an eye. The white catkin wrapped around and flew back with a large ball of calcium balls.

But this was just the beginning, more and more males flew out, they did not attack Xiahou, but all flew towards the fleet.On the other side of the space, the female worm thought she was under attack, and the male worms that flew over first came to fight the enemy.Except for the female worm, the Zerg has no IQ.They measure the degree of danger based on their energy response. Compared with the fleet, Xiahou's energy response is too low, and protecting their mother worms is the first priority. No matter how many Xiahou kills, they only stare at the fleet.

In the previous five successful examples, they all attacked the specially protected instruments below.

These bugs were bigger than the Zerg that Zhou Zuojun and the others had encountered before. Although Xia Hou raised his hand to strike critically, the speed of the fleet slowed down.If Xiahou hadn't blocked them, wouldn't they have just collided with the Zerg army at their speed?

At this time, Zhou Zuojun and the people in his fleet remembered that they were so unlucky and couldn't return home, all because they didn't listen to persuasion—or... let's back off and wait?

"Let's go! What the hell are you stupid!!!" If he could free his hand, Xiahou really wanted to drag Zhou Zuojun out and beat him up!

I know that Zhou Zuojun likes to think about things, but I really didn't expect him to be so hesitant and suspicious.

"rush!"

The fleet charged forward again, but it was a little too late.