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Sitting on the command seat, Ai Jun was meditating, but no one came to disturb him at this time, they all thought he was thinking about something important.In fact, Ai Jun was thinking about Zhou Zuojun's affairs and what he said before leaving.Zhou Zuojun...you can see the situation between him and Xiahou, right?But Ai Jun thought about it, and this should not be the main reason for Zhou Zuojun's departure.

Zhou Zuojun, in fact, should be said to be a rationalist, but because he always thinks about things, so he, a rationalist, will occasionally go astray.But before we were all together, we would discuss and study everything together, and everyone acted together. Zhou Zuojun was "coerced" by everyone, so he could only go the right way.

But this time he was let out alone, Zhou Zuojun... His departure was not because he was afraid of death, nor because he wanted to set up another mountain. He just felt that the earth was hopeless. Although Zhao Yi left, it was not enough at all. of.A trip back is just a waste of power fuel.

In Zhou Zuojun's heart, those who stayed behind are just fools who cling to the dead thing (the earth), right?

Everyone has their own way out, and only time can prove the right or wrong of the current choice.Ai Jun doesn't want Zhou Zuojun to have a day of regret. He hopes that after dozens or hundreds of years, the evaluation of future generations will be: Huaguo and Earth people have walked out of two ways out!

"Wow! Wang woof!" The stone pulled out a small brown meat lump from a corner.

The little meat lump can't bark yet, it can only whine softly, its four little claws are dangling, struggling weakly, until it is thrown by the mother's side by the stone.

This dog mother is a Chinese pastoral dog, commonly known as a soil dog or a vegetable dog.Short hair, short ears, long face, big black nose, actually looks pretty ugly.Either ugly and cute, or simply ugly and fierce.It also called Mian Mian, the "child bride" that Xia Hou brought back to Shishi from the future.

_(:з」∠)_Actually, when I first brought it here, the cotton was very cute and beautiful.It is white and soft, otherwise Xia Hou would not have given it such a name.As a result, the longer it grows, the bigger it becomes, and the uglier it gets, but the longer it grows, the more Xiahou and Shitou like it.

When the cotton is green for the first time, it will be cheaper for an older bachelor like Shi Shi.Cotton gave birth to five puppies in one litter, two males and three females, and their coat colors are miraculously black, brown, dark gray, light gray, and white, transitional colors.Xiahou gave full play to his long-standing expertise in naming, and named them Dahei, Ertan, Sanshen, Sihui, and Xiaobai.

Shi Shi, who has always been silly and sweet, had a look of lovelessness when he heard Xia Hou name his children.Mianmian was quite happy. Xiahou named it there, and it barked next to it, as if it was calling its name.

"Stone, cotton, I'm going out for a while."

"Wow!" The two big dogs responded, and Xia Hou went out to release the shielding device without worry, and he only released a dozen now.However, these dozen or so shielding devices have already formed a small-scale network.Xiahou connected the new shielding device to the network, and was not in a hurry to return to his small battleship. Instead, he floated in the universe and looked in the direction of the earth.

But it was too far away, no matter which way he looked, all he could see was the starry sky.

After returning from the universe, the battleship set off in the next predetermined direction, while Xiahou was lying on the side of the kennel, with stones on the left and cotton on the right. A group of puppies were running around on him. Xiahou closed his eyes and did not move. not talking.After a while, he got up and started to assemble the shielding device.

With the kennel in its mouth, the stone pulled the family of six and leaned against Xiahou's back. It lay on the ground by itself, with its head resting on Xiahou's lap.While assembling, Xiahou rubbed Shitou's head from time to time.

When the time was up, Xiahou lay down again, opened his eyes, and came to the future.

"Xiahou, restart the live broadcast."

"Haven't I been broadcasting live all the time? And the live broadcast to outsiders has also been reopened." Since Xiahou led people to sneak into the Blue Ocean Empire, the live broadcast about him has become an "internal journal", only a few people can see it.Although other ordinary people are curious, and many people are asking, they can only get a result of "the actor is walking in another straight line, and I will meet you later".

Now, they suddenly saw Xiahou installing the shielding device. Everyone knew what this line was, but they were a little disappointed—Xiahou had always been the main line that was not "saving the earth", and they thought he was doing something grand.

"It's not this, it's your live broadcast of handicrafts." God Fuxi put down the bamboo shoots, "Have you not looked in the mirror for a long time? Your current image is quite horrible."

"..." Xiahou's expression was dumbfounded. He made the Great God Fuxi even more worried, because the first reaction of ordinary people is to see how miserable they are, right?

"You should talk to other people more."

Xia Hou lowered his head: "Haven't I been communicating with you, Great God?"

"Handicraft live broadcast, are you on or not?"

"No." Xiahou raised his head and looked at him eagerly.

"You can't say no, you have to reopen!"

"I don't even know what to broadcast live..." Xia Hou hummed, and lowered his head again. He also realized that there was something wrong with his mental state, but the whole person was lazy from the bottom of his bones, only thinking about Do what you need to do step by step, and then...

"Xiahou, do you want to live?!" God Fuxi held Xiahou's shoulders with his bear paws, and roared in a very roaring style, "Do you want to live?!"

"think……"

"louder please!"

"think!!"

"You want to live! You have to cheer up! Otherwise, the first batch of Zerg will eat you up!"

"I know, I know."

"So, are you reopening the handicraft live broadcast?"

"Do not."

"!!!" What does it mean to be furious?Now it is!Master Fuxi felt that his super brain was going to burn with anger!

"Master, do you guys have any group activities here? I think if it's just a live broadcast, I may not be able to slow down."

Fortunately, Xiahou explained it in time, otherwise the Great God Fuxi would really not be able to bear it down: "Okay, how about you go to Miaomiao's House to work as a social worker?"

"it is good."

Miaomiao's House, the place where the original owner Xiahou was born and raised.The main population growth in this era does not rely on natural reproduction, but adult men and women donate rice seeds and eggs for artificial cultivation.More than [-]% of the population came from this way, and there has been no discrimination or non-discrimination in [-] lifetimes.

As soon as Xiahou arrived in the future, he was sent to the nearest Miao Miao's home by Fuxi, where he was with other volunteers and teenagers.After a few months, normalcy returned.

Four months later, 5000 years in the future, the Hiintes announced their surrender.The people on earth won the war. This is not the first war the people on earth fought after the founding of the country, but before that, they all participated in the war as allies of other countries.Relying entirely on one's own strength to defeat a high-level civilization with a history of tens of thousands of years, from this day onwards, the three nations of the Earthlings can be regarded as truly standing in the forest of nations in the universe.

Although it is said that the mainstream of development is peace, peace always comes through war. There is no bloodless peace, but there are too few of them, and there are often endless troubles.

In the ninth year that Xiahou was away alone, the entire shielding network was completed. The original plan was to release more than 400 shielding devices. In fact, Xiahou assembled and released a total of 680 shielding devices.He definitely overfulfilled the task. When Fatty Huang's slice and the brain named Toast indicated that everything was normal, Xiahou felt like his soul was floating and light...

Cool!

But I still have to die, (^^*) Yes, let’s send it six times.

Xiahou returned to the battleship with a strange smile on his face. Stone, Cotton, Dahei, and Xiaobai originally greeted him behind the airlock wagging their tails—the other two, three, and four were sent back to the future by Xiahou .As a result, seeing Xia Hou's smiling face, the four dogs froze, and then they all went back to the kennel with their tails between their legs.

Xiahou leaned against a wall casually, slid and sat on the ground.

In fact, he really wanted to let it go, go back to the earth, go back to find Ai Jun, find his parents, and live a peaceful life.Earth wasn't so unlucky that the alien spaceship jumped over the side so quickly, did it?Even if it may be unlucky, as long as it can survive for five or sixty years, how many times can human beings reproduce?There are hands, brains, and a war fortress, so there is no problem, right?

"Toast."

"Yes, Major."

Just a word, and the battleship can return, just a word.

Xiahou's lips were extremely dry, he hesitated again and again, and said, "Go to the next stage, the predetermined direction."

"Yes, the heading is checked, let's go."

Xiahou changed from sitting to lying down. He looked at the ceiling, despising his own cowardice.At this time, why would you think of being a deserter?

He didn't know that another group of people who were considered to be deserters fell into panic the moment the shielding of the network was completed.

"What do you mean not being able to detect the earth and not being able to determine the direction?!" Zhou Zuojun patted the armrest of the command seat and asked loudly.

"Suddenly, the earth and the nearby star field could not be located." The navigator's face turned pale, "We checked several times, but we couldn't find it."

"Follow the star map if you can't find it." Zhou Zuojun bit his lip, "No matter what happens, the stars are always there!"

"Commander, that star field was destroyed by aliens, right?"

"If it is destroyed, there must be an explosion flash, or people really have a weapon that can wipe out a star field without a sound. After that, there should be a blank space, but there is no blank space. We have been staring at that This area was not destroyed, but disappeared suddenly... No, it should be said that the star map has changed, and we can no longer locate the solar system."

"Commander... Do you still remember that when we left nine years ago, a simulation map was sent over from Earth?"

Everyone looked at each other, and most of them looked confused. The simulated picture was received by the communicator and passed on to the adjutant, who gave it to Zhou Zuojun. Zhou Zuojun ordered to delete it after reading it for a while. I haven't seen it.After Zhou Zuojun was reminded, he squinted his eyes and thought for a while, watching his people all the time, and saw that the commander's expression became more and more ferocious, and his face became more and more livid...

What Zhou Zuojun wanted to do more was to go limp, but he knew that if that was the case, the morale of the army would be ruined. It was like this in ancient times, and it's the same situation now.

"According to the original star map, calculate the distance and move forward. When we left, although the earth said it was going to shield the large galaxies around the solar system, it was only shielding, and the positions of the stars did not move. It's okay."

"Yes!" As soon as he said this, everyone immediately cheered.

Looking at the cheers of the people around him, Zhou Zuojun was not as confident as he appeared.He regretted, regretted that he had not communicated with Earth beforehand and asked them to leave a passage, or at least leave a traction signal.He regretted, regretted that in the past nine years, he had wanted to get back countless times, why he insisted on not being able to, and made trouble until now?He regretted, regretted that everyone went home nine years ago, why was he the only one who thought he was smart enough to leave?

They thought that without the burden of the earth, as free-roaming earthlings, they could quickly break out of the world.

However, it is not so easy.It cannot be said that their preparations were insufficient, but the consumption of a fleet in space travel is unimaginable.

People's food and clothing biological farms can barely handle it, especially the crops, fruits, and poultry and livestock that Xiahou brought home. After the initial breeding period, after large-scale planting and breeding, the output is amazing.But for other things, the consumption of energy, metals, parts, etc., after more than a year of their voyage, they instantly became overwhelming.Even if there are instruments, there are no raw materials.

The only option seems to be to actively contact with aliens.Before the contact, everyone was optimistic.

They thought that Xiahou's description of the situation of the lonely people was alarmist and exaggerated.Although they were invaded by aliens, didn't Xia Hou say that those aliens were actually low-level mercenaries, scum?Which nation has no scum?The real aliens, those advanced civilizations, the reason why they are called advanced must be real civilized people, right?

The first free port that was docked gave these people full of beautiful fantasies a big mouth.But because they have no nationality, they have to pay far more docking taxes than others, and the scope of activities of the fleet personnel after landing is also strictly restricted.The aggressive Zhou Zuojun fleet quickly understood what it meant to be a weak country without diplomacy, what it meant to be racial discrimination, and what it meant to mean lonely people and dogs were not allowed to enter.

Those regular countries and planets are okay, but the pirates and slave traders are even more terrifying. Fortunately, the people in their fleet are quite united, so they have overcome difficulties again and again.

It's not that I haven't met kind-hearted aliens, but those kindnesses are just out of pity, such as helping them show directions, giving them more things, and so on, which is no different from treating beggars.Civilization is always to itself.After suffering for more than five years, and in the sixth year after leaving the earth, the fleet, which has been unable to find a foothold, finally gave up the "big ideal" and prepared to return.

When they left, it was a brand new fleet, fully loaded with supplies, and fully staffed.In the past four years, they have faced all kinds of oppression and danger, and the population has dropped sharply. From the perspective of the fleet situation, it is more difficult to return than when they traveled far.However, this is a familiar road, the danger and safety are probably clear, and knowing to go home, the low morale also instantly rises, and the speed of returning is far faster than when traveling far.It took just over three years and they were on the verge of victory.

But looking forward, the home is gone...

"Major, I received another communication request from Earth Command today."

"reject."

"Yes, rejected."

As soon as he said he refused, Xiahou immediately got up from the ground, and walked up and down in the place where he usually assembled the shielding device.He wanted to see Ai Jun, and he wanted to see him madly.Even after going back to the future every day, apart from going to Miaomiao's House to work as a social worker, he just looked at Ai Jun hungrily like a pervert.

He was so obscene that he peeked at Ai Jun sleeping, taking a bath, and even going to the toilet.He felt that if God Fuxi gave him a grown-up doll at this time, he would never refuse, but would immediately pounce on it and destroy the doll!

He can't see Ai Jun. If he sees him, he won't be able to hold on anymore. Even though he is almost crazy now, the first thing in his head is the task. Once he sees Ai Jun, people who see him and hear him Voice, he also saw himself, heard his voice, Xiahou would abandon everything.

"Wow! Wow, woof, woof!" The cry was a little sharper than normal, and it could even be said to be a stone that screamed out of tune. A black shadow rushed towards him, and hid behind Xiahou's long legs with its tail between its legs.

Immediately behind the stone was Cotton, the ugly and white Cotton, seeing Xiahou stop, let out a deep growl.

Xiahou bent down slightly, and patted the stone dog's head: "You did something bad again, right?"

Stone was originally a very mature and stable dog, but after getting married, especially after Cotton gave birth to a child, he... revealed his duality.And I don't know when it has an extra problem, it likes to poke cotton with its claws.When the cotton is sleeping, it pokes, when the cotton is eating, it pokes, even when the cotton is convenient, it pokes!

The cotton was poked by its dog paws, and the food fell out of its mouth. What's more, it was poked so that it couldn't stand firmly, and it sat on its own poop...