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"Well, after collecting it, you put it in the black bag... What the hell! Is my black bag still in the previous spaceship?! And the fish haven't been collected yet!"

"Xiahou."

"Ok?"

"Let's see what this is?"

"Bag?!"

"I ran into your spaceship on the way here, and I brought you the bag back." Fortunately, he brought it, otherwise now... the bag has fallen out of the bottom of the small spaceship. Is the hole coming?Speaking of it, it really looks like a master, and they are all heavyweights.

"QAQ Ai Jun, I love you." In the past, Xia Hou was embarrassed to say it, but now he obviously said it fluently.

"I know." Ai Jun winked at Xiahou.

Xiahou opened the black bag and found that there were still fish inside, a puffer fish the size of a dollar coin, and a clownfish more than three centimeters long. As for the kissing fish, it seemed that there was no time.Xiahou thought for a while, and took out the puffer fish again, only the clownfish was left.Sure enough, the data collection for Fatty Lan came soon, and the information is only a blue piece spit out by Fatty Lan, but there are many specimens of various types.

Xiahou also took out the clownfish, and together with Ai Jun, sorted out these specimens.Xia Hou is a person who likes to be orderly, although he is not obsessive-compulsive, and Xia Houchao has rich experience in stuffing things in this bag... Ai Jun is in the army, stuffing bags is also a special skill.The two of them worked together and finally stuffed all the specimens in.There was still a little space left, and Xia Hou put two blue clownfish in it.

"You're done, I'm going to sleep." Xia Hou stretched his waist, and had to tuck in again when he came back, "I can bring a new bone armor back this time."

"Then I'll..." Xia Hou kissed Ai Jun's eyes, making him swallow the rest of his words.

"Good night." Xiahou's voice floated gently, as if a feather got into his ear, which made Ai Jun itchy, and when he scratched his ear, Xiahou had already fallen asleep... Ai Jun looked at Xiahou's face Zhang's face with a smile on his face even when he was asleep, has a rare childlike innocence—should I take a finger pen and draw a funny face for him?

Xiahou didn't know that he had already encountered a huge crisisヽ(￣▽￣), he woke up in the future, and immediately dragged the bag over, first the clownfish offered it to Fuxi with both hands, then the blue piece, and finally the bag Come out one by one tightly stuck specimens.

"Sea fish."

After receiving the clownfish, the two fish opened their eyes and spit bubbles in Fuxi's bear's paw, and Fuxi's eyes also had heart-like bubbles.

But... ヾ(=ω=)o It seems that Xia Hou brought back a lot of things, why do I only have such a small two?

(O_o) What is this?Fuxi took the tablet Xiahou gave him, and then...

"!!!∑(Дノ)ノ Xia Dashen!"

"(￣□￣;) Great, Great God..."

"φ(>ω<*) Xiahou, you are really our big pie!" Xiahou who fell from the sky, this super big blue diamond pie made me so happy! "Xiahou, I don't have time to say anything to you today, I'm leaving first!"

Master Fuxi hugged what Xiahou had brought, and hurriedly opened it.Xiahou smiled triumphantly, and went to broadcast live.

"Number 8, ask God Fuxi, what is the size of the head of the panda crown he wants?"

"Yes, Master."

"(￣︶￣)↗ Hello everyone, we meet again, yesterday we made a phoenix crown, have you all learned it?"

[→_→Master Hou, do you have the nerve to ask us this sentence? 】

[→_→Master Hou, do you have the nerve to ask us this sentence? +1】

【→_→Master Hou, you...+2】

"Now that everyone has learned it, let's start making Xiapei today. Xiapei are two extremely intricate and beautifully embroidered silk ribbons that are draped over the shoulders. Later, the silk ribbons became wider and longer, similar to a vest."

【o(*^▽^*)┛Hand up!Lord Hou, what is a long vest? 】

"A vest is such a kind of clothing, it can also be called a waistcoat." Xia Hou drew a picture for everyone to see.

【Oh... This style of clothing was originally called vest in ancient times. 】

"I only know a little bit about embroidery, and now I'm just showing it to everyone. The speed will not be too fast. I hope everyone can learn and improve with me."

【There's... a kind of toothache...】

【yes! (｀Д)!! Lord Hou, are you okay?You didn't eat anything wrong, did you? ! 】

[Now some people like to eat some kind of fungus from Planet Juriel, and they will have hallucinations after eating it, Lord Hou!Didn't you eat that now too? ! 】

【Lord Hou!Don't eat messy things!If you eat it, you will have to go to the hospital for brain nerve repair surgery!Very painful! 】

"..." (╬￣dish￣)

I saw raised blue veins appearing on Xiahou’s forehead. Originally he was smiling and moving slowly, but after talking about some hallucinatory fungus, some cranial nerve repair surgery, and some abnormality of Master Hou, he began to swipe the screen, Xiahou His movements became more and more crisp.

Two palm-width and two-meter-long silk ribbons were pinned on the pre-made canopy by him, a pair of thin alloy embroidery needles were swung forward, and silk threads wrapped with various colors and gradients were swung forward, and the embroidery started!

【o(*￣︶￣*)o Looking at Master Hou's hands that are almost two lights, I feel relieved, Master Hou is still Master Hou, and he didn't eat grinding rollers. 】

【o(*￣︶￣*)o Lord Hou!we love you! 】

【_(:з」∠)_Wait, shouldn’t we be crying so hard that we can’t see anything?What is the situation now? 】

【o(╥﹏╥)o This is the situation where Master Hou softened his heart today and wanted to let us go, but we played our own part, which made Lord Hou go crazy again. 】

【_(┐「ε:)_This is a situation where we don’t know when we became a shaking M.】

Why can Xiahou even do embroidery?Of course it's because of the COS costumes he sells. Many character costume patterns cannot be bought in ready-made fabrics, so they have to be embroidered by themselves.For those that are crudely made, just cut out the fabric with a similar color, and change the embroidery pattern to the patch cloth.Xiahou's work is exquisite, and of course his price is higher than others, so he uses real embroidery.But at that time, he bought a small machine embroidery, and he just made some modifications and supplements.

However, now he is stronger than a machine.I saw a golden phoenix flying among the red peony bushes on the summer cloak!There are nine phoenixes on one scarf, and eighteen phoenixes on two scarlets, all of them have different movements and postures.

Big gold and big red, this vulgar color, but you can't see vulgarity, only grace and grandeur.

【(﹃) My mother asked me why I watched the live broadcast on my knees. 】

【(﹃) My dad is kneeling and watching with me. 】

【(﹃) Lord Hou, can this phoenix coronet be worn only by girls? 】

"Not necessarily. I heard that when some men form a contract, they will marry just like women. They should also wear beautiful clothes."

【Oooo! !I see! ! ! 】

[QAQ Can't both the bride and groom wear phoenix coronets? 】

"-_- As a dress, as long as the ceremony arrives, it doesn't matter whether it's a man's or a woman's."

[Hou Ye Hou Ye!Is that the end of the dress? 】

[Women's dresses also have phoenix coronets, but men's dresses are just a piece of clothing? QAQ Sexism, sexism. 】

"No, in fact, what we have completed is only the beginning, and the big project is behind. So... see you tomorrow."

┏(＾0＾)┛Xiahou bowed to everyone, and the live broadcast was also closed at the same time.

【…】

【…】

[QAQ suddenly felt that it would be better for Lord Hou to eat some magic mushrooms. 】

[QAQ agrees. 】

Xiahou rushed to the ancestral temple, Wei Qing stood there as usual, but this time Wei Qing was a little different.He wears a white band that looks like a forehead wipe on his head.As a soldier, you cannot wear any ornaments while wearing a military uniform.

But Xiahou just took a look, and didn't look much.And Wei Qing stretched out his hand immediately after seeing him: "Here."

He has a white ball in his hand, this ball Xiahou knows, and the skeletal armor: "Mine?"

"Yes, it was specially allocated to you from above. It should be given to you, after all, this thing was invented based on your ability. Good stuff..."

"Is it right here?" Xia Hou was also happy. Although the Great God Fuxi said that his house had been reinforced, he was still worried about QAQ.After the skeletal exoskeleton came, although he could take one out of it for his future self, Xiahou was reluctant.After all, in modern times, one is one or even a few lives.

The one Wei Qing gave him was different. It seemed to be a reward from the military, and it was not the same as the supplies aided by God Fuxi.Although Xiahou was still a bit pity, he knew that this kind of military reward was given to him, so he had to use it.

"Let's talk about it in the practice room." Wei Qing signaled.

"Yes!" All the way to the practice room, Xia Hou figured it out. This reward for being enlightened is probably because the Great God Fuxi saw that he was reluctant to use it, so he squeezed out another one for himself.It can only be said that the great god took good care of him... and said, "Hey?"

This ball, it is a ball, but other than that, its usage is the same as the previous spectacle lenses, it is placed on the forehead, let it read its own brain supplement, and after half a minute, it will automatically go up.However, the ball in Xiahou's hand began to twist half a minute later, and automatically wrapped itself around Xiahou's head, and then... there was no more...

It's gone.

The outer armor that Xiahou wore before had a feeling that there was something extra on him.But not now, he can't feel anything.Tried to call out the outer armor, but there was no response.

"(O_o)" Xia Hou looked at Wei Qing, "Major Wei, where's the Outer Armor?"

"Huh?" Wei Qing didn't understand either, "It stands to reason that it should look like this after you've successfully dressed." Wei Qing pointed to the wipe on his forehead, "Wait a minute, I'll ask you."

Wei Qing frowned and stopped talking, he was communicating with his superiors.

Xiahou waited obediently, but suddenly he felt that something was wrong under his feet. The feeling of being down-to-earth turned into wet mud.He looked down and saw that his feet had sunk into the floor.

Σ(っ°Д°;)っWhat happened? !

Xiahou lifted one foot up, the area under pressure became smaller, and the other foot suddenly sank another half inch into the ground!

=口= Wei Qing, who was communicating with his superiors, also saw it, and Wei Qing, who was always calm, opened his mouth wide in surprise.

Xiahou hurriedly retracted both feet, and moved away from the place where he stepped on the footprints, and the result was that footprints were left all over the ground.Although these metals can automatically recover, but...

Wei Qing said: "Xiahou, you should stand where you are and don't move."

"QAQ is."

In modern times, Ai Jun is watching the battle report from the front while guarding Xiahou. It is already late at night, and the whole of Asia has been liberated.However, in the course of the battle, some rather dumbfounding things happened.

They can't even speak Huayu and pretend that they are from the Hua Kingdom, so they have to follow the boat. The most embarrassing thing is that the people from the Three Kingdoms tried to attack the soldiers of the Hua Kingdom after they were rescued.According to Lan Fatty's translation, because these people feel that the Chinese have attacked their gods...

Ai Jun feels that although religious beliefs should be respected, but to this extent, it is no different from a cult.

Xiahou also told him about the racial division after 5000 years. Originally, with Ah San's population, they should have a place in the camp of earthlings in the future.However, because they regard aliens as gods and themselves as servants of gods, most Asan looked down on other earth humans when they became slaves, and gradually formed their own school.The few Ah Sans with normal brains also gradually submerged this race among other earth races because of intermarriage with others.

——After 5000 years, Asan claimed to be Shiva.

"No matter which country dares to cause trouble, it will be smoked!" Ai Jun replied bluntly, anyway, there is no international relationship to maintain at this time.

There are people with mental problems, but there are also some races that have had a good relationship with China in the past, such as minibuses, which still need to be properly assisted.

In particular, the middle and upper-level administrators in various countries are all dead, unlike Huaguo, where there is a Xiahou, and people from other countries are scattered after they are rescued.Even if they know that all human beings are facing an extremely dangerous situation, the first thing to do is not to twist together to fight against aliens, but to fight among themselves. They have no choice but to find a leader first.

In the past, it was a friendly country, and it should help in case it loses too much in internal fighting.No, especially if there were conflicts in the past, let them fight. Hua Guo didn't take this opportunity to kill them and the aliens, because he was thinking of the friendship of the same earth.

"Lieutenant Colonel, Adeline and Andrew would like to speak to you and the major."