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Ai Jun looked at Xiahou thoughtfully from behind: Just now when Xiahou was still on the small battle boat, he was fine, but once he came here, he looked for stones once or twice, not him?Ai Jun thought it was weird, but when he was watching Xia Houshen thinking about what was going on, Ai Jun suddenly burst out laughing!

It turned out that the stone really opened its mouth and loosened the dog chew. The dog's eyes were clearly full of reluctance, but it still kept the posture of lying down, and pointed the dog chew covered with its saliva towards Xiahou. Side pushed.

"..."

Although Ai Jun could only see the back of Xiahou's head, he could also imagine the hardness on his face. He went over and put his hands on Xiahou's shoulders: "Good boy, Xiahou is joking with you. He won't eat yours."

"Wow?" Really don't want to eat?

Stone blinked, the dog looked at Ai Jun with watery eyes, then at Xiahou, and licked his lips.

"I really don't want to eat it." Ai Jun raised a hand and rubbed Xiahou's hair. From his angle, he still couldn't see Xiahou's face, only his red ears, and his face was also bright red.

"Woof!" Shitou immediately yelled happily, picked up the dog chew gum again, and was smiling from the look on his face.

Ai Jun was still pressing Xiahou's shoulder with one arm, and raised the other hand that was rubbing Xiahou's hair, and patted his face: "Comrade Xiahou, what's wrong with you today? Are you unhappy?"

"No ah."

"Do you think I can't tell that you are guilty?" Ai Jun patted his face again. If it was something else, Ai Jun would not ask. Xiahou should have his privacy, but this is clearly related to Ai Jun himself , then there are many things to ask.

"..."

For a long time, Ai Jun heard Xiahou muttering for a long time, even with his supernatural ears, he couldn't hear what Xiahou said: "What did you say?"

"I... have."

"Speak louder, mosquitoes are louder than you!"

"I'm fucking stoned!"

"Shigeng? What is Shigeng?" Ai Jun subconsciously asked a few words, and then remembered how these two words should be read together...

"I was very excited after the battle just now, but the blood flowed faster. I didn't expect that when I saw you, my blood that was bleeding so fast would run down my head. But because the outer armor has a simulation function, so You can’t see it if it’s covered.” Xiahou also broke his can and confessed everything honestly. The first time he used this simulation function, it was used to cover up his unspeakable enthusiasm.

"What's so embarrassing? Get up." Ai Jun hooked Xiahou's chin.

Xiahou stood up obediently, his face was still red.

"It's not unusual for you. Among the people I know, there are people who shoot guns at the top during training, and there are people who fire at the bottom." People are naturally belligerent, and they intertwine combat and sexuality. Together, this is nothing new.Ai Jun also had a fever in the groin during the battle, but with the consumption of the battle, this enthusiasm was vented, and the temperature dropped.

With Xiahou's appearance, it was obvious that he didn't have enough time to fight, and if he couldn't let it out, he would be dead.

As soon as Ai Jun understood, Xia Hou relaxed.He was afraid that Ai Jun would think that he would get angry on the battlefield, which was too unprofessional.Scratching the back of his head, Xiahou said, "Ai Jun, I'm going to take a cold shower." There are still ordinary bathing facilities on the spaceship.

"I'll go with you."

"Oh. Huh?! You and I…? The two-bathroom kind?"

Ai Jun glanced at him: "I want to squeeze with you, don't you want to?"

Xiahou laughed so hard that his tongue leaked out: "I am willing. So what... Does squeeze mean body movements or hand movements?"

"Squeeze toothpaste, squeeze!"

"Oh..." Xiahou looked a little disappointed, QAQ only asked to see if he could touch, is this a failure or an ignition?

"That should be called jerk!"

"(*ω*) Aww!"

When the two were huddled together in the bathroom, Ai Jun looked at Xia Hou's face that could be described as shining, and once again sighed that the age of the two of them must be wrong!It's obvious that he himself is the elder.

"Ai Jun, don't look down! QAQ I'll cry to death if you laugh again!"

"Oh..." Ai Jun raised his head and continued to touch "blindly".

... This kid's muscles are tough and bones are hard, why is XX so hard!It's okay to squeeze a little harder, right?

"0Д0!!!"

"No, are you okay?!" It won't be pinched, right?

"(*哉`*) So comfortable, Ai Jun, I love you..."

"..." As a hard-trained soldier, Ai Jun's hands are full of gun calluses, and it is difficult to make a fist. When he relieved himself, he used to hurt himself, but it made him lose his temper Just go for a lap.Now Xiahou is like this, I don't know why, it makes him have a subtle feeling of losing - lovers are lovers, they are all men, and the comparison in that aspect is still the same.

Later, the two returned to the command room refreshed (Ai Jun was a little sore).Fatty Lan was still diligently drawing images that neither of them could understand.

"I forgot to ask, where did the dog chew gum come from?"

"Those freelancers brought it back and sold it to the base. In fact, it has been there for a long time, but you didn't find it."

When Xiahou heard this, he went to squat beside the stone again.Stone immediately spit out the dog chew gum and pushed Xiahou with his front paw.Ai Jun saw it and laughed wildly from behind.

Xiahou blushed, it seemed that he really couldn't make fun of the Shicheng dog, instead of bullying the dog, he made a joke of himself: "Shitou is good, I really don't want to eat it. Next time you see me, don't push it to me."

"Woof!" Shi Shi took the dog chew gum back again.

"Stone, I know you are smart, you can watch dogs as well as cats. How about choosing some of the cats and dogs you value most from the cats and dogs you rescued, and let them be our partners? I mean the same as you With super powers, you understand, right?"

"Woof!" the stone stood up and yelled, the dog chew fell to the ground again, it turned around and slipped in from a shadow, and then came out again, "Woof!"

Xiahou thought about it, it should show that it knows: "Okay, you can choose cats and dogs!"

"Woof!" With a final cry, Stone picked up the dog chew and walked away into the shadows.

Ai Jun laughed so hard that tears flowed out, Shitou left, Xiahou stood up and turned to look at him, on that handsome face, although he tried his best to show seriousness, he could still see a little grievance.Ai Jun just suppressed the smile, and suddenly broke out again: "Lan, Lan Fatty, hahaha, you give him a mirror, hahahahaha! This is due to the fact that the stone is gone. If the stone has not gone, I will definitely give it to you The two of them took a photo side by side, they are definitely two brothers."

QAQ

Xiahou became angry from embarrassment, and hugged Ai Jun in the past, and kissed Ai Jun on the corner of his eyes!In addition, licking and biting again made Ai Jun's tears come out, and it took a long time to let go.

Ai Jun touched the corners of his wet eyes, he just realized the smell today: "You...what's wrong with me, you like kissing so much?" When chatting with comrades-in-arms, some people also said that there is a beauty mole on the girlfriend's lips , He likes kissing more than kissing, but Ai Jun doesn't remember what mole grew on his face.

So Xia Hou called out the mirror, and he used it himself first.Looking at it out of the corner of my eye for a long time, there is indeed nothing...

"Do you like wrinkles?" Ai Jun's expression was weird. Could Xia Hou be the legendary old man?

"What wrinkles! Don't blackmail yourself, those are called laugh lines!"

But Ai Jun's expression was still weird: "What's the difference between these wrinkles? They're all crow's feet...why do you like this?"

Xiahou blushed, deflated like a balloon that had burst his belly, and he didn't even dare to look at Ai Jun: "I just like it...especially when you smile, the smile lines make me see...just like It's like a hint."

Ai Jun thought that this kid was being honest before, but it turned out that he was taking advantage of his muffled voice - not only touching the X organ is taking advantage, just like hand control and foot control, the simple physical touch that ordinary people seem to bring Great satisfaction for them.Xia Hou, this is... Laugh pattern control?

Subconsciously, Ai Jun touched the corners of his eyes a couple more times. He thought it was okay, but now he suddenly felt numbness from the place he touched: "Cough! It's okay, we have been neglecting our business for a long time, let's do business. Fatty Lan, remove the mirror, how is the situation down there?"

"We are negotiating, and the generals at the base don't trust us very much." Now the underwater cave is densely packed with combat boats, otherwise the information would not be transmitted, and the fat blue man would not be able to survey and map.However, this situation seems to have caused a misunderstanding among the officers and soldiers in the base.

"Don't cause misunderstandings on both sides. If it doesn't work, after you collect the necessary information, leave them a spaceship, some things and clean water, and we will withdraw. After the more than 200 submarine officers and soldiers asked their personal wishes, You can also let them go back." If it was when the base was first established, then Xiahou would have to use force, but now there is no need.

Xiahou and Ai Jun made the worst plan, but unexpectedly, 45 minutes later, the person in charge of the base, General Zhao, came out directly and asked to see Xiahou by name.

General Zhao is about 50 years old and looks like an ordinary person, but he has the majesty and fortitude of a soldier. He is thin, and his dark skin is not only tanned, but also blown by the sea breeze.

Xiahou felt that if this was himself at the beginning, he would definitely not be able to gain the trust of the general, because he was too ordinary at that time.Even now, Xia Hou felt that he was not strong enough to be a soldier, but at least he had more experience between life and death, and he had a lot more confidence.

He looked at Xiahou, there was doubt in his eyes, but there was also a kind of anxiety and longing-although their base survived thanks to the good fortune of nature, the supplies of the whole base depended on external supplies, and the supply had been cut off for three days. It's been many months.The food relies on compressed dry food and no one complains, but the drinking water is getting less and less, and the power supply is starting to be insufficient.

Although various factors were considered during the construction of this underwater cave, it is damp and dark after all.In order to save water, I can't take a bath two months earlier.In this environment, it is not possible to take a bath. Female soldiers may be sick, and male soldiers may even have rotten crotch.

Everyone can bear these things, but what they can't bear is that, as soldiers, they can only hide here until they die!That's why he sent two submarines out, hoping that they could get some supplies back as much as possible, and then the two submarines would be rounded up by others.

"Chen Hai, the commander of the Qianlong Base of the Huaguo Navy." General Chen saluted Xia Hou.

"Xiahou, the commander of the special forces of the Chinese Defense Force." Xiahou returned the gift.It was only after paying the salute that he realized that it should be him who saluted first, after all, he was a big official.

"Commander Xia, I heard that you are launching a counterattack on the entire earth?" Chen Hai was a little unbelievable when he asked this question, and he was more guilty. When he was huddled in the base, someone not only recovered his own China's land, and now it has regained the whole world? ——It was like a dream.

"Yes."

"We have no other requirements, but we hope that this time we can follow your large army to have a look."

"can."

"Thank you!" Chen Hai knew at this moment that it was definitely not a family matter if he was allowed to watch it generously. However, he still had to watch it, after all, he had to be responsible for his own base.Although they can penetrate their base with a wave of their hands in this posture, but being responsible is being responsible!

Xiahou is also relieved now, this General Chen does not seem to be an official fan of the separatist side, he is very upright.And this Qianlong base is the secret base among the secret bases of Huaguo in the past, right?Xiahou thought, this General Chen Hai is also capable and able to work hard to be here, right?After all, this place is also a hard job.

Chen Hai saluted, and the communication between the two ended neatly. Xia Hou ordered Lan Fatty to send the news to all the troops, and this matter was put aside for the time being.

"Ai Jun, do you think this General Chen Hai knows about other bases?"

"His secrecy level must be very high, it is possible. But the base he knows may not necessarily have a second base." Ai Jun is not throwing cold water, but this kind of natural good fortune really does not necessarily have a second base two.Xiahou is looking forward with 12 hopes, in case the hope is shattered... Xiahou is not so glass-hearted, but it is better to be mentally prepared now.

Xia Hou narrowed his eyes and smiled at Ai Jun: "I know. Sigh... I agreed to go with you to exercise my muscles and bones, but it turned out to be this time. Lan Fatty, guess how long it will take to collect all the data. ?”

"The specimen is being collected, and it will take about 15 minutes."