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"Wow!" Xiahou just stood up, when the stone came over and squatted beside Xiahou instead, with two dog paws resting on Ai Jun's legs, Ai Jun wanted to stand up at first, but when he saw the stone, he also Instead of standing up, he kneaded the stone until both eyes of the stone turned into cashew nuts.

"_(:з"∠)_Ai Jun, why on earth are you laughing when you look at me?I think my brother...is still very mighty and majestic, and he hasn't grown anything different from ordinary people. "

"I don't know, I don't know how to laugh when I see other people's, but I just want to laugh when I see yours." The troops take a bath together, if he laughs when he sees his brothers, he will die laughing how many times.

"But...but you see I'm laughing all over the place, you're sure you can stand me..." Xia Hou then sat next to Ai Jun, he leaned over and whispered in Ai Jun's ear about the relationship between XX and OO Fundamentals of piston motion.

Ai Jun was still rubbing the stone cheerfully at first, but soon his slightly dark handsome face turned maroon, and he could play Guan Gong with a beard attached, and his hands did not move, covering his face with the stone superior.

Stone: "Wow?"

"Yu, so I have to put it in?"

"Yeah, what do you think?"

"(ω) I thought gun-to-gun rubbing would do the trick."

"That counts as second base."

"I'm a little dizzy and my brain is congested... let's take it step by step, okay?"

"Row."

"Go to work?"

"You eat and wash first, and then go to work."

"Okay." Ai Jun squinted his eyes and smiled, the smile lines hooked Xiahou up and kissed him again, just as Ai Jun wanted to kiss Xiahou, the stone came over and washed half of Ai Jun's face with his tongue, Xiahou's face It was on the side, so the stone was not biased, and it was also washed by Xiahou.

Ai Jun and Xiahou each held half of their wet faces, you looked at me, I looked at you, and laughed wildly at the same time.The stone immediately burst into joy, one at a time, one at another, and its tail swayed like a propeller, flapping the dog hair of the two of them.

After playing for 10 minutes, Ai Jun hugged Shi Shi's dog's head: "No more, no more, we have to work."

"Woof! Wang Wang!" Stone yelled twice, his head shaking, and his chin rubbed against Ai Jun's arm.

"Good boy." Xia Hou touched Shi Shi's head, and Ai Jun also let go.The stone landed on the ground and turned around, called out to the two of them again, found a shadow and dived in. It seemed that he was looking for a place to play by himself.

The stone ran away, and Ai Jun and Xiahou were working. Xiahou said everything he did during the time when Ai Jun was asleep, and then in front of Ai Jun, he told Fatty Lan brightly: "Five points of the usual workload One assigned to you, Lieutenant Colonel Ai. Don't give it to him when he's done."

Ai Jun: "..."

"You go out for a stroll after work. By the way, Fatty Blue, you are allowed to enter the training room, Lieutenant Colonel Ai, but he is absolutely prohibited from training. If he closes the training room immediately, spray high-efficiency hypnotic gas."

"Yes, Major."

"There are others in the training room."

Xia Hou let out a heck, as if I am a great dictator and I am afraid of someone.

While Ai Jun was helpless, his heart was also warm, and he nodded in agreement.But after all the work was done, Ai Jun didn't leave, he stayed in the command room, sat there, and accompanied Xia Hou in silence.

On the contrary, Xia Hou was accompanied by Ai Jun so that his whole body felt strange: "Don't you feel bored here?"

"How come?" Ai Jun shook his head and smiled at Xiahou, "Isn't it always like this when you are on guard and on duty? What's more, you are by my side now."

This time it was Xiahou's turn to blush, he knew that Ai Jun's words were not love words, but as the listener, he really spoke from his heart to his fingertips.Without further words, Xiahou turned around and went back to work.

By the afternoon, the two of them had eaten——Ai Jun was Aizhijue pulp with nutritional supplements, and Xiahou was nutritional supplements plus sugar water.Ai Jun gave Xiahou a goodnight kiss, and Xiahou said: "I love you." The relationship is confirmed, but he seems to have never said this sentence.

Ai Jun pinched the tip of his nose: "Me too." In fact, he should say "I love you too", right?But that word of love just didn't come out, it's not that it hasn't reached that level yet, it's just that Ai Jun is not used to saying it.

Xiahou smiled, kissed the corner of Ai Jun's eyes, lay down, and fell asleep.

In the future, when Xiahou got up, he saw Fuxi's billowing shape and heaved a sigh of relief - the billowing belly changed from a perfect circle to an ellipse.

"It appears that the virus is truly under control."

"Well, the base has already made preparations for large-scale spraying of antiviral drugs, but at this stage our manpower and material resources are only enough to protect Asia, but the trouble is not other continents, but the ocean... Fortunately, at this stage, it only infects for mammals."

"Ocean... dolphins! seals! sea lions!"

Three three-dimensional images appeared in front of Xiahou, no need to ask, of course they were the three animals mentioned by God Fuxi just now.The dolphin is staring at the ball, the seal is a small white seal with big eyes, the sea lion... the guy who should be the biggest is the smallest, and the whole is the background.

=. =Once again, it proves that the master Fuxi is a cute material controler. By the way, master, you have such a handsome name, but you turn out to be so cute. Is it really okay?

Xiahou feels pretty good...

"Yes." But of course he didn't feel good about the virus. "The ecological disaster is bound to happen, but... we have nothing to do."

Compared with the whole of nature, human beings are too small.But if human beings want to destroy nature, it is very easy.It is extremely difficult to save nature.

"There is a way." Fuxi said firmly, "As a thank you, you will bring me some dolphins and seals."

Xia Hou looked at his bag: "Master QAQ, I can't fit newborn dolphins and seals in this bag."

"Can't you bring cats and dogs?"

"Yeah, but the dolphins and seals are much bigger, even for newborns. You can't take a good picture like this. I'll bring some beautiful marine fishes? As for the dolphins and seals... after a while, they stabilized, I'll have someone get their simian eggs and bring them over."

"Okay. A beautiful fish! A cute fish is also fine."

"Of course, of course."

"There are a lot of things you want to bring back today." Master Fuxi counted with his fingers, "The new No. 1 bone armor designed with your skeleton as a template, Adeline's inhibitor, as well as seeds and microorganisms ?”

"Seeds and microbes?"

"Yes, do you remember the grass you brought back? They have successfully multiplied here..." Fuxi showed a happy expression on his face, as if pink bubbles were popping out, "The seeds are their grass The seeds look no different from the grass on your side, but they can absorb the zombie virus and synthesize antibodies to the zombie virus during photosynthesis. After eating by herbivores, antibodies will also be produced in the blood. Carnivores Eating herbivores will also produce antibodies. Microorganisms are those thrown into the ocean, and the situation with grass cannot be found.”

"(｀Д)!!" Xia Hou was stunned, "Wait! God, have you already done this?"

"QAQ, if I said I would give it to you no matter what, wouldn't you bring me a beautiful and cute little fish?"

"……Do not."

"(p≧w≦q) that would be fine."

Xiahou's hands were itchy, and he really wanted to grab the giant panda's chubby face and rub it, but he held it back firmly!

"Y(^o^)Y So, what are you going to broadcast live today? Will you continue talking about "Feng Shen Bang"?"

"Today..."

[QAQ Lord Hou! ! ! ! ! !Do you know how much we miss you? ! ! ! 】

[QAQ Lord Hou! ! ! ! ! ! !Are you obsessed with the last generation of Earth? !Do you still know we are waiting for you? ! 】

[QAQ Lord Hou! ! ! !Tell me, which vixen has charmed you!Hou Ye, you have to know that love is lost at will, and career is important! ! ! 】

"Huh? Everyone will use the word 'fox spirit' now? As for who fascinated me? I am actually a leopard spirit." Xiahou said with a happy smile on his face, recalling Ai Jun's life Broad shoulders and back, and the tight abdomen, a wild man who was trained by beating - but in recent days, Ai Jun's good figure has been invisible, like a stick...

[I'm so angry, I really want to raise the torch! 】

"Okay, the gossip is over, today we are suspending an issue of "Fengshen Bang", and I want to live broadcast the practice of wedding dresses."

[My understanding is correct...is it the meaning of 'knot, wedding, ceremony, dress'? 】

"That's what it means." Xiahou nodded.

【…】

Xiahou thought that the barrage would explode, not a big one, but a small one, but it didn't.After he said that, the barrage suddenly became blank, without a word or a symbol.

Xiahou... a little careful.He was not a man of words, much less a storyteller.If other people do handwork while telling a story, they will make the beginning of the story incoherent, but he can only tell it smoothly in this way.But Xiahou tried his best, and he also understood that what he said was very... dry and unpleasant.

But everyone continued to support, and even more and more people joined, because Xiahou's story is not a story, but their lost history.Moreover, paper-cutting and origami are very beautiful, and sugar painting is even more charming.

Xiahou paused a bit today, because he didn’t want the audience to be bored, and the wedding dress wasn’t something he thought about casually—although he had a little selfishness—most of his handicrafts tended to be folk decorations. Decorated with several toys and treats.But what has the greatest relationship with a nation is the customs, and the other is the national costume.

The most distinctive feature of national costumes is naturally the formal dress of a special period. After 5000 years, the most commonly used and most meaningful formal dress is the wedding dress.

Xiahou had thought well in advance, but in the end he encountered an awkward situation, which hit Xiahou hard enough.He regards these future audiences as very close friends. This scene is like he excitedly announces to his friends that he is going to get married, and then they don't even bother to lift their eyelids: "Oh, married? Then get married, It's not my business?"

Xiahou Ju made an effort to come up, even if no one is watching, even if his popularity drops sharply, he still has to make clothes today!

"There are actually many kinds of wedding dresses, because there are many kinds of peoples on the earth. Today I am broadcasting live from the East, one of Asia." Xiahou didn't say that he was a Han nationality. , The huge pressure from the outside world has tempered the earth people from countless races into a group.

The huge fault of civilization makes the earth people have no past and obliterates the glory of civilization, but it also makes them forget the hostility and disputes in the past, and religion is over...

Discrimination based on blood, geography, history and race has completely disappeared, and this is probably the only benefit.

Xiahou wants to bring history back, but he doesn't want to bring back these contradictions, so... let's all unify.Those with yellow skin and black eyes, don't care who your ancestor's ancestor's ancestor was, just treat all Chinese people as their ancestors here.Anyway, most of you are indeed Chinese people now.

Xiahou pulled over the bright red fabric, shook it, spread it on the floating table, and started drawing lines with a pen.

【I...we also have wedding dresses...】

[Hou Ye, Hou Ye, please slow down and explain in detail, my God, I can't help the tears, and everything is blurred. 】

[Hou Ye Hou Ye!Seeking full-dimensional experience! 】

【What is Hou Ye spreading out? ! 】

【Halo, that's cloth, the ancients used that to make clothes. 】

[I can wear my own dress when I get married next week! 】

[I'm getting married tomorrow, so I can wear my own dress! 】

【no! ! !I'm getting married in a moment!Get married in a gown! 】

[I want to be the first person to get married in a dress! ! ! 】

[I'm going to get married again in a dress! 】

【Master Hou, you said this is the East, so there are also Western dresses, right? ! ! ! 】

Before Xiahou lowered his head to draw lines on his clothes, the barrage was still blank. When he drew almost the same amount, he straightened up and saw that the barrage was no longer erupting, but erupting!

Xiahou felt relieved, he still felt a little guilty for misunderstanding his audience.

"There are Western dresses, but I am an Oriental, so making Western dresses will have to wait until I have time."

【go!go!This is the country of Hua, of course we look at our east, and your west is considered to be on the sidelines! 】

[QAQ, without regional discrimination, I am also a Chinese, but my ancestors are Westerners]