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The blueprint of the universe port was obtained by Xiahou from the future. After they killed so many alien bases, the related construction machinery was barely assembled. With the integration of the blue fat man and the bouncing ball, it can still be used.

The space port is built in modules, and it is assigned to eight bases. Both machines and personnel work in three shifts, rushing to work around the clock.

Xiahou and Ai Jun had to check the progress of the project several times a day, although they knew it was unnecessary, and if something happened, they asked Lan Fatty to call the police.However, it's not a question of whether you should feel relieved or not, it's just like a cat scratching your heart every day, wanting to see it.

"The construction progress of the fourth base doesn't seem to be going well today?"

"There was a problem in the manufacture of a part, which could not be supplied in time."

"Is there a reward for whoever solves the puzzle?"

"Yes."

"Alas..." Xiahou sighed. He heard that when the country built two bombs and one star, the parameters were calculated with an abacus, and the parts of the aircraft and cannon were made by people with files one by one.At that time, I was full of emotion, and it was over after reading it. Now it’s all right, it’s their turn.

QAQ They are building a space port now, thanks to their brains for calculating parameters, but in terms of construction, it is no different from building a fighter jet with a file.

After watching the space port, let’s look at the construction of the spaceship in the atmosphere. This is much simpler, because the base of the original Kacha Nazha mercenary group, which is now the second base of Huaguo, originally had a spaceship production workshop, although Just to make it easier for them to plunder planetary resources, only some industrial mining, transport spaceships and engineering mechas are produced, but they are enough.

Let Fatty Lan modify it, and then he can produce a military spaceship with acceptable performance.Because there is no need to participate in the battle in the space environment, these small spacecraft should be enough.

Why should it be?Because as of today, not a single ship has been produced... various problems emerge one after another.

"Theoretically, around four o'clock this afternoon, there should be a transport spaceship coming out."

Fatty Lan has already learned to use words like "theoretically", and he is obviously exhausted: "Thanks for your hard work, comrade."

"Am I qualified to say 'serve the people' at this time?"

"..." Xia Hou was embarrassed, and then felt that he was unnecessarily embarrassed. He started the joke, and Fatty Lan asked a very serious question, "Speak, as a member of our sequence, you Of course you are eligible."

"Well(￣▽￣)~*I will say it next time!"

"Okay." Feeling the joy of Fatty Lan, Xia Hou also relaxed a lot, "How is the bouncing ball recently? Still asleep?"

"Major, after you delivered the new hardware, the situation of the bouncing ball has improved a lot." "Master! I am the bouncing ball! Long time no see!"

The bouncing ball speaks in a cadenced tone, showing a lot of emotion, but in fact this is just a problem with the program. In terms of real intelligence, the difference between it and the blue fat man is the difference between a paramecium and a tyrannosaurus rex (pointing to the head).

"Bouncing Ball, long time no see."

"It's not~ I've been assisting Fatty Lan recently, and I can often see the master, but the master can't see me."

"Bouncing Ball, I want to give you a solo job, what do you think?"

"Master, please speak."

"I want you to be Zhao Yi, the independent brain of Battalion Commander Zhao's spaceship. When Battalion Commander Zhao leaves here, you will follow him."

"Master, are you referring to let me be the intelligence brain of a spaceship, and the intelligence brain of a battleship in the future?"

"Yes, that's what I meant."

"Master QAQ, the bouncing ball is just a car..." Even if it is 5000 years ahead of the world's smartphones, it is a car, a car, a car!The grades are different, especially Bouncing Ball, Blue Fatty, and Gun Gun. The three of them all know the inside story. Zhao Yi is going to set off alone with others.

As a race that has never been far from the solar system and is not known and recognized by many races in the universe, Zhao Yi's long journey is very dangerous.He wants to avoid civilization and move towards the wild and uninhabited area.This is the same as primitive man driving a canoe into the sea to hunt whales.

"Bouncing Ball, I believe you are more than just a car. While there is still time, learn more from Fatty Blue."

"Hey..." The objection is invalid, and the bouncing ball can only accept it.

"From today onwards, go get along with Zhao Yi."

"Master QAQ, I am very glad that you are my first master. In the days to come, you will live forever in my memory bank. Goodbye."

"..." As a living person, Xia Hou felt a little awkward when he heard these two sentences from the bouncing ball.

"Fatty Lan, these days you take a little trouble to help Fatty Lan adjust the system."

"Understood, Major."

After reading the progress of the spaceship, it is to look at the urban construction of the subordinate areas of each base, as well as the progress of the search for survivors.

All buildings are high-rise buildings. New materials are waterproof, shockproof, and corrosion-resistant. It is not a problem to stand for hundreds of years.It was also proposed whether it would be safer to build underground buildings.Xiahou said that it is not necessary. In the near-ground warfare in the cosmic era, there is no difference between underground or above-ground.It's even better to run on the ground, once there is an earthquake underground, all of them will change into stones.

Regarding the gathering of the survivors, Xia Hou saw a few things... It should be said that they were problems left over from before the Great War.Base No. [-] found a village in the mountains, and found three "abnormal" women in the village. Two were wearing shackles, and one was locked in a cellar.After a skirmish with villagers, the three women were rescued.Both women in shackles were pregnant, and the women in the cellar had given birth at least twice.

This is the kind of troublesome village that most people in peaceful times have never seen, but do exist.Now Base No. [-] is not sure whether these villagers who abducted, imprisoned, and raped women are included in the scope of rescue?If it counts, how to rescue them, if it counts...should we just throw them in the deep mountains and old forests, or what should we do?

"All men, women and children in the village were arrested, and those three years old and under were sent to the orphanage. The rest followed their parents, didn't they want to buy a woman to bear children for them to carry on the family line? Let those three women come out and identify them. All the men in this village who touch them will be damned eunuchs."

The commander of the No. [-] base is Jiang Kun, who was the platoon leader of the first battalion and first platoon.Jiang Kun is also jealous of evil, as soon as Xia Hou said it, he immediately saluted: "Yes!"

"Don't let our own soldiers do it, it's dirty. Let the robot do it, take the blade, and after cutting, stop the bleeding and stop the pain. Let the rest of the village watch it together, but there is no need for public execution. The whole village Divided by the minimum of five years, the maximum is indefinite labor reform. If there are some who have treated them well, or were also trafficked, you can adjust the sentencing according to the situation.”

"Yes!"

"After the execution, compare the situation with the other bases. The scope of search and rescue is getting bigger and bigger. We will probably encounter similar villages in the future. If you have different opinions on my decision, you can also raise it, and everyone can discuss it together. "

"I have no disagreement, these people, it should be like this!"

After the two finished speaking, they saluted each other, and the call ended.The eight bases, not counting the No. [-] base managed by Xia Hou and Ai Jun, the rest of the chief and deputy commanders who were brought up were all soldiers, fourteen of them, although they had different personalities, they were all upright people.With the blue fat man watching, Xia Hou didn't need to worry about them being corrupted by officialdom culture.

——The current managers at all levels have the power to own the power, but when using power, they must first go through the test of the blue fat man.Once there are mistakes and omissions in handling affairs and employing people, Lan Fatty will immediately make a note of it.Fatty Blue has his own calculation rules, once this person's behavior exceeds the first warning line, it is a warning.After passing the second warning line, there is no second warning, and it is directly painted as a whiteboard, you are welcome!

Xiahou's side dealt with business affairs step by step in an orderly manner. After ten o'clock, Xiahou ate with the stone.After eating and sleeping enough, Shi Shi scratched his ears with his hind legs, and suddenly... "Hahahahaha——!"

Ai Jun, who fell asleep, laughed wildly without any warning. Shi Shi was so frightened that his hair was fluffed up, and he looked like a black chow, hiding beside Xiahou's legs.

Who knew, Xia Hou turned his head, raised his eyebrows, and ran to Ai Jun's bedside as fast as he could.The stone had nowhere to hide, so he ran around twice after his own tail, and hid behind the podium.

Over there, Ai Jun smiled and laughed, and woke herself up directly...

As soon as he opened his eyes, Ai Jun was still a little confused, so he raised his hand and stroked Xiahou's hair: "Stone, go play over there, I didn't take off my shoes."

Xiahou: "...cough!"

"Why are you squatting here?!" Ai Jun was startled when he saw that he had changed dramatically.

"Ai Jun, you woke up laughing for the third time. What did you dream about? Smiling so happily?"

It turned out that it was not the first time for Ai Jun to laugh suddenly while falling asleep, but every time Xia Hou asked, Ai Jun didn't tell him.

When Ai Jun heard this, his face was also a little embarrassed, but things in the world go by once and then only three times. He used the heinously simple excuse of "it's okay" to dismiss Xiahou the first two times. Today...

"I tell you, you can't laugh."

Xiahou's eyebrows suddenly became one side raised and the other lowered, he was wronged: "You laugh like that in your dreams, how can you not allow me to laugh?"

"I laugh, I laugh, you can't laugh, you can't laugh, promise or not?"

"Promise, I won't laugh!"

"You're going to laugh, and I won't punish you. I'll just ask you to promise me one condition."

"What conditions?"

"Don't talk about it now, wait until you laugh."

"Row."

"Then I said, the reason why I laughed was because I... had a dream." Ai Jun's face was flushed red after finishing speaking, and he stared at Xiahou with wide eyes, waiting for him to laugh.

But Xiahou didn't laugh, he just couldn't figure it out, wondering: "Shouldn't you be wet when you have a spring dream? Why are you laughing?" He asked seriously, while looking at Ai Jun's waist.

Ai Jun played him and collapsed, and his fingernails hurt after playing _(:з」∠)_

Now that I have said it, Ai Jun didn't hide and choked, and explained it to him in one breath: "I was in a dream, and when I saw you, I couldn't help laughing."

"QAQ Ai Jun, does this mean that we can't kiss each other anymore?" Who knows that Xia Hou still didn't smile, but the corners of his mouth and eyes drooped, looking like he was crying, and his tone was so uncomfortable that he almost felt wronged With a nasal sound.

Seeing how poor Xiahou is, the one who vomited from behind the podium was filled with pity: "...It's not impossible."

"(p≧w≦q) what? What else can I do?"

"Haven't you ever thought about...are you on top?" After Ai Jun finished speaking, he felt hot, his face, ears, top of his head, body, top, and bottom.

"I..." Hearing Ai Jun's question, Xiahou, who was still squatting there, bowed his head in embarrassment, but at the same time, he rolled his eyelids up, and (thought he thought) secretly looked at Ai Jun.

Ai Jun gave him another headache, Nima's fingers hurt even more!

"Looks like I've thought about it, why? Do you have the heart or the guts?"

"Didn't I... bend you?" Xiahou raised his head, scratching his face in embarrassment.In fact, Xiahou felt that he should be on the offensive side, and those who secretly liked him were also Xiaoshou's type.But after successfully holding hands with Ai Jun.Apart from kissing, Xiahou didn't dare to mention a word about other matters.Not to mention the first time the two of them tried it last time, it ended with Ai Jun laughing...

_(:з」∠)_Although he didn’t show it, it actually hurt Xia Hou’s pure heart.

Xiahou was even more afraid to do anything out of bounds, for fear that one day Ai Jun would suddenly say, "Sorry, I still have more feelings for soft girls."

(ΩДΩ) Then there will be a bolt from the blue...

Ai Jun is not as delicate as Xiahou in terms of emotions, after all he is a straight man =. =

For Xia Hou, Ai Jun found that he liked him, and he was also interested in him, so the two of them will live together.Both of them are leading, I can't just you, then you can just me, no problem.

HAPPYENDING

Today when Xiahou said it, he realized that Xiahou was thinking much more than him: "You never thought that if I like you, does that mean I'm not so straight?"

"(⊙o⊙)...I haven't thought about it."

"Then think about it today." Ai Jun rubbed his hair. He has developed this habit and can't change it. "Don't squat, what does it look like?"

"Oh."