Internet celebrities save the world

Although there is no competition in the sense of the earth age, because physical production has been completely replaced by artificial intelligence, patents still exist.The designers and improvers of Puff Ball can obtain credit points through the sale of items.

"I'm not advertising this. What I'm going to use today is a globe." Xiahou turned the Pupu Ball to the "Independent Design" function, "The globe, as the name suggests, is the pattern of the earth."

Historical faults, the earth pieced together by people on the earth, is even incomplete-I don’t know the existence of Antarctica, Africa is almost the same, Japan is directly connected to the Asian continent, the bay is completely gone, the map of Huaguo is distorted from a rooster It has become a big gold ingot. As for Europe...the country of Europa has not yet studied how many countries they have.The map of Hope Country eats up Mexico directly...

"This is my spoiler, the map of the last generation of Earth." Holding the electronic pen, Xia Hou began to draw on the poofball.

In other words, don’t look at Xiahou’s strong handwork, but he is a liberal arts student _(:зゝ∠)_. Back then, he memorized the world map and the map of Huaguo while drawing the world map and the map of Huaguo.

He kept on drawing straight lines of longitude and latitude freehand, forming seven continents and four oceans. Then Xiahou turned his head and began to mark countries one by one.From Antarctica, Africa, South America, North America...

Xia Hou didn't know that since he marked the United States, many foreign viewers began to appear in his live broadcast room.

[(;Д｀) God!I am Italian!That is the country of my ancestors!I finally know what she looks like! 】

【(〒︿〒) I am French...】

【(iДi) I really envy you, you also know which country your ancestors are from. 】

【(Д`) Sweden!Where is Sweden? ! 】

【...Why do you believe what this Chinese man says? 】

[You don't believe me, what are you doing here?No one begged you to come! →_→Turn right when you go out, so you don’t have to leave. 】

[Don't you know that Huaguo has released the latest archaeological research results?Someone discovered a shipwrecked slave ship 5000 years ago, with a lot of historical materials in it. 】

[No, it was the Kerta people who made a secret deal with the Huaguo people. 】

【How did I hear it was Naluker? 】

[I heard that they are from the Blue Ocean Empire. 】

After almost guessing right, everyone deviated from the correct path because of their brains.

Xiahou: o(*￣︶￣*)o I can feel relieved for the time being, _(:зゝ∠)_ Let billions of people know that I am time-traveling. It’s really scary to think about it.

Little by little, Xiahou's pen finally came to Asia.

[=. =Why do you feel that when Hou Ye painted India, he used stronger hands than other places? 】

[=. = I feel the same way. 】

[It's definitely not an illusion. When Hou Ye painted Pakistan, his hands loosened. 】

【Huh?Why is there such a big space in the middle? 】

[That's all Huaguo, right?yes. 】

【Japan!Japan!I turned out to be Japanese! 】

[I am from North Korea! 】

Xia Hou had just finished drawing the boundary line dividing the Southern and Northern Dynasties, when he saw these two sentences with a glance, the corner of his mouth twitched.

Forget it, forget it, Qin destroyed the six kingdoms, now Qin and Chu are brothers.

I've been thinking about it in my heart for a long time... _(:зゝ∠)_I still can't accept it.

"The last thing left, everyone has already guessed, is the motherland of our civilization inheritance, Huaguo." Xiahou stroked Huaguo twice with his finger, although the disaster caused by the alien attack was all over the earth, Everyone is suffering.But Xiahou's grand strategy will not go to other continents until a long time later.

——After a long time, it refers to after fighting the Blue Ocean Empire.

They are short of manpower, but too many people is not good. For example, now, from less than 1 people, it has rapidly expanded to nearly 25 people. Indigestion, okay? !

But those are compatriots, they must be saved, even if they die!But crooked nuts... Xiahou can only say that he is cruel.

[QAQyuan, did Huaguo look like this? 】

[It's so big, it's bigger than many other countries! 】

【snort!Not as big as ours! 】

[It feels like Canada is bigger than China, right? 】

"Hua has a population area of ​​960 million square kilometers, ranking third in the population of the last generation of the earth. The first is Russia, and the second is Canada."

【Uh... Lord Hou, I’m from the Northeast. See, I’ve never heard of the Northeast country, and it’s not on the map you drew now?Is it possible that my ancestors misrepresented?If yes, which country do you think I might be from? 】

"Brothers and sisters, your ancestors are not misrepresented, but there are few. Huaguo has three northeastern provinces, and provinces are the administrative divisions of Huaguo. Heilongjiang, Jilin, and Liaoning are all three eastern provinces. Wait a minute, let me set it up , and draw the administrative divisions of Huaguo."

[Oh oh oh! !Thanks!Thanks! QAQ days, my ancestors are also from Huaguo, I want to inform all my relatives! 】

"You're welcome." The reasons for the cultural gap, even the things that have been passed down are very confusing, but Xiahou really didn't expect that he didn't even know where the Northeast was.

【Lord Hou!I am from Kansas!Do you think Kansas is which province of China? ! 】

"... Kansas is supposed to be a province of the United States, but I really don't know where it is."

[QAQ is all right, all right!I am very happy to know that it is the United States! 】

[What do you believe in what this Xiahou says? !Is he a "white guy" without any historical credentials? ! 】

White people is not a good name these days, it has almost the same meaning as modern illiterate.But because this is an era of universal research, the contempt of white people is stronger.

【╮(╯▽╰)╭Hou Ye is just busy traveling and has no time to research. 】

[Yes!Yes! 】

[(⊙o⊙) Ah!Imperial capital!I am from the imperial capital! ! ! ! 】

[The capital of ancient China!Let me see!Let me see! 】

Xiahou’s setting is that with one click, a three-dimensional image will be projected on the map of Huaguo. Now Xiahou is drawing on that three-dimensional image, drawing the administrative divisions of the entire Huaguo.In addition, he added all the cities in his memory.

He was drawing here, and many people watching the live broadcast over there were crying, but the barrage disappeared instead.

Xiahou, who was drawing the map, was also in a delicate mood.Sourness, erratic, pride, nostalgia... A surge of confusion surged upwards.

After the last stroke of the painting, Xiahou let out a sigh of relief—he had heard a saying in modern times that he was patriotic only when he went abroad.But because he is an otaku, he cannot experience it himself.But now he understands the meaning of this sentence very well, even though he has not gone abroad.But after leaving the country, without the country, I realized how good the country is.

Wiping away his tears, Xiahou made a frame out of light metal and poked the globe on it.

"That's the end of today's live broadcast. Oh, by the way, I promised that everyone will not close it, so let's put this globe here too. If there is a chance, I will try to add the administrative divisions of other countries as well. Let everyone find their hometown."

[QAQ Lord Hou, you are a good person. 】

[QAQ trust star has been handed over, Lord Hou, I will love you all my life! 】

[QAQ Lord Hou! ! !I used to think that I didn't care about ancestors, the earth, these things, but today I watched your live broadcast and cried like a dog! 】

[QAQ Lord Hou, my wife and grandfather originally said that they had already lived to the end of their lives and didn’t want to continue living. After watching "Save the Earth" and watching your live broadcast, they chose to continue living.You have to be strong! 】

"..." Xia Hou smiled at these foreign descendants, "Come on everyone, our generation will definitely be able to recover the lost civilization."

Then Xiahou stood up and left the range of the live broadcast, stuffed his bag full, and asked No. 8 to block the situation in the dormant cabin, so as not to let the sleeping Xiahou into the live broadcast when he was live broadcasting pottery cooking... …

Ai Jun is concentrating on watching the three-dimensional image, nodding from time to time—this is to let the blue fat man communicate directly through the thinking of the outer armor, even if he knows that Xia Hou is not really sleeping, he can’t wake up if he hits his head on the ground (╮( ╯▽╰)╭Based on facts), even though he knew that Xiahou’s voice had been isolated, he would still do so subconsciously.

"Snapped!"

A paw patted on his shoulder, even Ai Jun was taken aback: "Why didn't you squeak when you woke up?"

"Don't see if you are concentrating? How are you doing now?"

Ai Jun was a little surprised that Xiahou didn't urge him to go to bed this time, but he happily "reported" to Xiahou: "The previous 13 plus the current 8 miles, there are more than 6000 miles according to them. I said that I am on active duty, 2000 are reserve soldiers who have just left the army for two years, and there are more than [-] policemen..." Ai Jun paused and sighed at the same time.

Xiahou couldn't help asking, "Why are there so few police officers?" They were busy preparing for the desperate fight with the Mulu people these days. Now that he has become a shopkeeper, this is the first day Xia Hou heard these specific figures.

"When the aliens attacked the city, they killed anyone in uniform when they saw them. They also treated the troops stationed in the city the same way, but outside the city, they mainly killed the officers and captured the soldiers."

"So the more than 2000 people happened to be not wearing uniforms?"

"Correct."

"What the fuck!"

"Don't get excited." Ai Jun patted Xia Hou, although he was just as angry when he heard it, "According to the previous arrangement, they have been pulled out for training alone and will not be incorporated into the regular army. In addition, they have received medical training of……"

In fact, Xiahou will be able to read Lan Fatty's report later, and it is definitely more detailed than Ai Jun's, at least the numbers can be accurate to single digits.However, Xiahou wanted to talk to Ai Jun, discuss and implement one thing at a time.

After finishing talking, Ai Jun tilted his head and looked at Xia Hou: "Tell me, what happened today?"

Xiahou: "Huh?"

"What's bothering you?"

"Aliens are invading the earth, isn't this bothering you all the time?"

"Don't be sloppy."

"..." Xiahou looked down at the floor for a while, "I'm probably afraid, I'm afraid I can't bear this burden...go..."

Xiahou didn't even expect that Ai Jun hugged him in a blink of an eye, patting him on the back like coaxing a child: "It's okay, if you can't bear it, it's just that everything has returned to the normal track of history. You have seen it with your own eyes. 5000 years later, they are doing well."

Although it got better after more than 2000 years of hard life, neither of them mentioned this unpleasant story.

"Xiahou, you didn't do anything wrong. Even if something unsatisfactory happens in the future, the fault will not be your fault. It is admirable that you shoulder the responsibility now, but don't put too much pressure on yourself. You are not the savior, No one in this world has to be the savior."

"Shouldn't the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility?"

"My point of view, this sentence is the other way around. If you take on the corresponding responsibilities, you should have the corresponding abilities. It is not a good thing that abilities and responsibilities are not compatible. Those crooked superheroes and the like are all in our place. called rioters."

"Aren't you a knight?"

"You think knights are a good thing, read more books, don't let martial arts novels lead you astray. The simplest point, do you think a guy who wanders around with a sword all day is a good person?"

"..."

"A real chivalrous word means the same thing as a gangster. So, don't be a gangster."

After talking a lot, Ai Jun went to bed spontaneously.Sitting on the podium, Xia Hou suddenly felt that the back that Ai Jun had patted just now was so hot—by the way...is my Ai Ai really a straight and straight man?

"Cough!" Hurrying to bring back his wandering thoughts, Xiahou read Fatty Lan's detailed report.

"Drip! I'm sure we found an abnormal association." Just over an hour later, an alarm from Fatty Blue popped up.

"Ah? What's going on?"

Fatty Lan began to show Xiahou the situation on the stereoscopic image.

With the division of dormitories, the detention of dictators who had acted recklessly (those people made so many unconscionable things in less than a month of detention, it can only be said that the original instinct of human beings Evil), the past fellowship is gradually torn apart, but a new relationship begins to form.

However, they don't care about these Xiahou.There are always amazing things happening between shifts in the army, not to mention the more than 20 ordinary people.Humans are social animals, and it is instinctive to look for a group that gives them a sense of security and belonging.

But the group that Fatty Blue issued a warning to was different.

"We want to live!" On the three-dimensional image, a person stood in the center of the dormitory and shouted, and a circle of people surrounded him, shouting with him in one breath: "We want to live!"

"We will live as one!"

"We will live as one!"

What he said is correct, who doesn't want to live?If he only does this, Xia Hou might arrange a propaganda job for him.But this person's speeches before and after add up to not mean that.

He spoke too much, but the specific meaning is, although they are saved from the aliens now, is it just like this?They are human beings, but this base has the reputation of helping fellow citizens, but it only assigns them to work as coolies, and feeds them tasteless and unknown food, only a little every day.They are being mistreated, oppressed, and exploited!They should unite, even if they still have to work for this place, but with reasonable pay, reasonable housing, reasonable entertainment, reasonable...

Why don't you just raise them and treat you as uncles? !

However, the complaints in his heart belonged to the complaints, Xiahou found that he was not so angry, but calm.He asked Fatty Blue to replay the video for him. This time, the replay was silent. He didn't watch that person's impassioned speech, but watched the reaction of the people in this dormitory.

Xiahou found that at the beginning, only this person was shouting and booing with three or five people who were obviously familiar with him.Most people don't take it seriously, but there are always a few who think that they are underappreciated and the protagonists of life, and think that after being rescued, the leader of Xiahou, the base, will worship him instead of accepting the head, and he should also pay attention to the thatched cottage. Guest of honor.

One of their dormitories has fewer people than a dormitory of the army in the base, but there are more than 500 people. When the unclear-headed people start to yell together with malicious intentions, there will be more than ten people in total.

There are not many people, but they are all speculative and follow the crowd, especially the previous social conditions in Huaguo, which made some people think that "crying children only have milk".Then some more speculative people went in, and the number of people became almost twenty.

Twenty people shouted slogans in unison, and then hooked up some people with unstable minds.

People grow like a snowball. When the number of people grows to a certain level, these people are no longer emotional, but overwhelming.Whether you like it or not, you have to follow them and shout slogans.

Xiahou tilted his head, he thought the situation looked familiar.After thinking for 2 minutes, Xiahou realized, isn't this damn a pyramid scheme!

Sure enough, when the bird got bigger, there were all kinds of forests.