Internet celebrities save the world

Ai Jun raised his hand and rubbed Xiahou's head: "Call me when you give the order." Xiahou's approach is already the most benevolent, but he will still be subject to various criticisms.If possible, Ai Jun hoped that all such orders would be given by him, but he knew that Xiahou would not do that.

"Um……"

"If you promise, you can't go back on it."

"Understood! Why are you like a child?" Of course, Xia Hou would never bark. How could he let Ai Jun bear the stigma of a butcher in the future?

The Kerta people did more "benevolence and justice" this time than last time. The survivors came out directly in the transport spaceship, and the clown was the same.Axel deliberately applied for the communication again, saying that these transport vehicles were given to them as a gift.Then, he simply washed the brain of the spaceship to nothing, allowing the blue fat man and the bouncing ball to settle in unimpeded.

So, the spaceship at the base was still halfway, and Xiahou and the others could already drive home.

After busy tossing until the early morning of the next day, the 8 new arrivals finally moved in.

——According to Lan Fatty's preliminary statistics, the male to female ratio of these 8 people is one to one, all of them are between the ages of 28 and in good health, and eight of them insist on physical exercise for a long time.Obviously, these 8 people were left by the Cortas for breeding.

In addition, there are more than 5000 people who have been half-reformed, and their brains have been damaged to varying degrees. More than 2000 of them will not be able to surpass the intelligence of a six-year-old child in this life, and the rest will undergo long-term treatment. In order to restore brain memory and function to varying degrees.

Xia Hou stood alone in front of the freezer, and he specially asked Lan Fatty to show part of the scene in the freezer and the vital signs of these clowns through out-of-body images.

"Major, Lieutenant Colonel Ai led the officers of the platoon and above in the army, smashing the passage door." Xiahou was about to order the temperature to be lowered when he heard Fatty Lan say so.

Xia Hou was taken aback, he thought he secretly put the clown into the freezer and Ai Jun didn't find out, who knew that they had summoned all the officers and didn't let him find out.

"Let them come over." Xiahou sighed, they had already reached the door, and there was no point in continuing to stop them.

Ai Jun was at the head, and behind him, including the four battalions, all the officers lined up in two teams and walked in with a solemn face.

Ai Jun: "Stand at attention! Turn left! Salute!"

There was no discussion, but Xia Hou knew that this gift was not for him, but for the more than 2 clowns in the freezer.

"Fatty Lan, let's start cooling down." Xia Hou said, then retreated to Ai Jun's side, and gave a substandard military salute.

Harlequins are all dormant when the Korta bring them.The cargo spaceship transported can directly dismantle the cargo warehouse, and now these huge cargo warehouses with the roof and four walls open are stored in the cold storage.The clowns were stacked one on top of the other, and fell asleep deeply.

The screen marked with vital signs looks like the brightest sea of ​​stars at the beginning, densely packed with small stars representing life. The extinguishing of the stars is difficult to detect in twos and threes at first, and then suddenly accelerates into groups.Little by little, the sea of ​​stars turned into a few stars, and the few stars turned into a dead silence...

Xinghai has completely become a shady scene, but none of the people moved, they still stood upright, walking in a military salute.

Everyone's face was full of tears. I don't know how long it took. An officer cried so much that he passed over and fell on the body of his comrades. All the people put down their arms because of the external force.

"You..." The nasal voice was too heavy, and I couldn't say the words after I said a word. Xiahou pinched his nose and coughed twice, "Don't go back, go to the rest room next to you to rest for a while."

"Yes!" Everyone nodded, and they knew that they were crying so hard that they would be misunderstood by the soldiers when they returned to the army.

They all left, Xia Hou and Ai Jun sat on the ground leaning against the wall.Xiahou raised his head and continued to look at the shady scene: "The fourth battalion leader Wei and the officers from the Xueshan post once fought with the clown to the death, but today the Xueshan team cried the most."

"Don't look, Fatty Lan, turn off the stereoscopic image." Ai Jun raised his hand to cover Xiahou's eyes, "Because it was a life-and-death struggle at the beginning, either you die or I live, so you are more angry afterwards, right? But today, Watching more than 2 clowns die, they... Only by dying can they regain their dignity as a human being."

Ai Jun sighed. Fatty Lan had already turned off the stereoscopic image, so he withdrew his hand covering Xiahou's eyes, and then rubbed his face with both hands: "I can't describe it either, anyway..."

"Well, I understand what you mean." Xia Hou patted Ai Jun's shoulder, "I understand..."

This is also a paradox, a person is not a person alive, but a person is a person after death.So, does their practice count as killing [-] of their compatriots?If it doesn't count, why does everyone's heart feel like it's being torn apart? If it's settled, then...

Xiahou gritted his teeth and stood up: "Go, go back to the command room, I have to go to the future. This new day is here again."

"Yes." Ai Jun also stood up, this hurdle has passed, but their next hurdle has already rushed head-on, and there is no time to shed tears here.

If anyone in the future asks them for their sins, so be it.Because when human beings have that leisure time, it is the time when the earth is no longer in danger, and everyone is so idle that they can sit down and argue...

After walking two steps, Xia Hou turned his head and ordered: "Fatty Lan, all the clowns should be cremated, and the ashes should be gradually discharged into the nearby river. Don't go through human hands."

"Yes."

"Isn't the original plan a burial?"

"I thought about it just now. Burials are not very safe." Xiahou shook his head, "I'm not worried that ordinary people and soldiers will find out what we have done. More than 2 clowns will disappear after being transported. It's strange if nothing is found. I just don't want to These buffoons are being used."

Ai Jun thought for a while, and his expression became more guarded: "You are right. All semi-reformed people will be cremated in the future... No, everyone in the base will be cremated in the future."

Harlequins are the product of Korta's genetic technology, their flesh and bones have been toughened, and the time it takes to decompose naturally is much slower than the natural decay rate of humans.It is also easier to form zombification. Even if the earthlings do not dig it out, if it is dug up by other aliens for research, it may cause big trouble, and it is the cleanest to burn it.

After thinking it over, Ai Jun looked at Xiahou, feeling a little sad suddenly.Xia Hou stood up from his grief and quickly recovered, right?It stands to reason that this is a good thing, but Ai Jun is not happy at all.

Back in the command room, Xia Hou lay down and slept.

Seeing Fuxi as soon as he opened his eyes from the dormant cabin was already a daily routine.

"Victory." Xiahou said, although his own heart was still heavy, he still smiled at Fuxilu and compared him to the victorious scissorhands.

"┗｀O′┛Aw!!!!" Fuxi yelled, and immediately threw himself on Xiahou, hugging him tightly.

Xiahou was stunned, he really didn't expect the great god to show his emotions like this.

After holding Xiahou in his arms and celebrating for a long time, Fu Xi, whose eyes became two crescent moons with a smile, said: "We updated the second episode today, and there will be two more episodes. It will be synchronized with your time in the earth era. Let's try , synchronize your situation in the Earth era, okay?"

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Xiahou had some fears in his heart, not because he was afraid that the live broadcast would hit the streets, but because he was afraid that some situations on the earth would be broadcast here, which would attract people to curse, such as killing [-] buffoons this time—he thought he would do whatever he wanted After the earth is stabilized, these things will be revealed before the sound of cursing can be heard, but it turned out to be earlier.

But after hesitating for more than ten seconds, Xiahou still nodded: "Yes."

The screening of "Save the Earth" has reached this point, and more and more people know that he is not acting, but really shuttles between two time and space, so it is impossible for him to only report good news and not bad news.

"I've asked for leave for you at the ancestral temple, and you don't have to go today. And not only this time, but also in the future, you don't have to worry that the ancestral temple will record your attendance as unqualified."

"Thank you, Great God." Xiahou was really relieved. Ai Jun and him were busy, but they still remembered that they had to sleep. In ancient times, the problem was to resettle 8 people at once, and the two of them couldn't get out.I can only watch the time pass by a little bit, and then it is the next day.

I believe that this kind of situation will not become less in the future, but will become more, especially when there is a war, who cares about it?

Fuxi gave Xiahou another hug: "I wish your earth will be better and better."

Fuxi left, happily but with a little jealousy.Xiahou's actions thoroughly proved that the two worlds are not the upstream and downstream of the same timeline, they are just two branches growing from a big tree.The 2000-year-to-3000-year history of suffering of people on earth in this world will not and will never be changed or reduced by even one day.In Xiahou's world, the earth still has a chance...

Xiahou first went to watch the new episode aired today, and found that the plot progressed to the day when he and Ai Jun went to attack the Mulu star base.

【_(:зゝ∠)_It’s really going to be out of context, editor, you’re a bear! 】

[QAQ two people went to play a base, although they were supported by Bouncing Ball and Lan Fatty, but it still felt so tragic. 】

【Helpless... It would be great if the major passed through a few days earlier. 】

[Would you be caught by the country at that time for experiments if you crossed over early? 】

[Or locked up in a mental hospital. I heard that the mental hospital in the last generation of Earth is very scary. There are either murderous monsters or cannibals. 】

Xia Hou felt that this person had read some strange "historical materials"?

[I watched the plot of Man Yuanfang several times in a row, am I masochistic QAQ]

[I also watched it several times, and finally understood why I could watch this film.The films of the ancient times of the earth that were made hundreds of years ago described our ancestors so perfectly.All of us are like saints. Although we are indeed innocent victims in terms of being invaded, as intelligent life, no race is perfect. 】

[That’s right, it’s all over the world where Skynet is all-powerful, but there are still murderers, abuse cases, and various situations that test human conscience.Some people are born vicious and there is no way to change it.We have it in this era, and there must be it in that era. 】

【That's why it's so difficult, two people with no roots...】

[They have a brother soldier! JF Army 5000 years ago! !Legendary figure! 】

【right!They want to collect a lot of JF army! !Then save the world! 】

Xiahou laughed. After 5000 years, people are still anxious about that army.

After quitting "Save the World", Xiahou started the live broadcast.

[QAQ Lord Hou, have you won?Did you win?Must have won, right? 】

[_(:зゝ∠)_Master Hou, I won’t ask you about the plot anymore, I just want to know, is Ai Ai okay? 】

[(;′⌒`) Same question! !Hou Ye, you are the protagonist, and you are an important link connecting the two worlds, you will never die, but Ai Ai is not! 】

[(￣︶￣)↗Hou Ye, tell me honestly, is Ai Ai from any special unit? 】

[(ω`) Probably not, how could the special forces be released to act in virtual dramas? 】

[(￣▽￣)~* Ordinary virtual dramas are of course not acceptable. Do you think it will be ordinary virtual dramas that will be reposted by all the senior executives of Ultrain, civil servants and research institutes? 】

[=. = Lord Hou, in fact, I want to know more, have you really worn it?Said, I didn't come to the live broadcast yesterday, did I go to fight? 】

"Cough! Cough, cough, cough!" That "Ai Ai" had already made Xia Hou hold back his laughter, and he made another big move so close to the truth that Xia Hou choked on his own saliva.

【Σ(°△°)︴Fuck!Lord Hou, what is your reaction? ! 】

【Although 0ДQ doesn't want to admit it, but no matter how I look at it, I feel that this is a guilty conscience...】

[(￣□￣;) Lord Hou... You didn't really pass through, did you? 】

【╮(╯▽╰)╭ Do you really believe it?Hou Ye is obviously joking with everyone, isn't it, Hou Ye. 】

"Yes, I'm joking with everyone. You really think I've passed through, don't you?"

【…】

【…】

【…】

[I just came here, why is everyone '...' like this? 】

[Because I didn't believe it, I thought Master Hou was joking with everyone, but after Master Hou explained it, I suddenly felt that Master Hou might have really passed through.The mood at that time was extremely complicated, and I can only express it in six points...]

Can Xia Hou say that he also thinks about six o'clock?

_(:зゝ∠)_Although Fuxi said that more and more people would guess the truth, Nima only persisted for two episodes.Is it because people in the future have too many brains and too much imagination?

"Okay, so now we're mixing the water, and applying the exterior glaze, and digging. I'm going to tell everyone that I'm leaving later today, so when the glaze dries naturally, I'll let my housekeeper 8 This is the seal for these utensils.” Xia Hou took out a square seal, ceramic, two centimeters square, which was printed to test various clays before, “then put it in the oven, after the baking is completed, It will also be taken out on the 8th. I have given the authorization to the 8th. When the glaze is dry and put in the oven, the live broadcast will automatically start. After putting it in, the live broadcast will stop. After the baking is completed, turn off the fire, and the 8th will also start the live broadcast , everyone can see the finished product inside through the transparent material."

【_(:зゝ∠)_ Lord Hou, can you keep the live broadcast off? 】

[(⊙v⊙) Hmm!We also want to see the baking process! 】

"If you want to watch it, then I'll keep the live broadcast going." Xia Hou hesitated for a moment, but since everyone wanted to watch it, he was of course following the public opinion.

Xiahou finished what needed to be done quickly with his hands and feet, and put the porcelain blank into the oven - although his house is not big, the oven is really very, very big, directly covering half of the wall.The other half of the wall is the other half of the cooking table, which protrudes from the wall when in use.

Because the space is very well utilized, the cooking area is definitely bigger than Xia Hou’s kitchen in the modern home, but seeing his oven, the barrage is basically—【Oh~~ Hou Ye’s The kitchen is so small. 】

【╮(╯▽╰)╭Small and exquisite, mini model~】

Xiahou: =. = It can only be said that it is not a loss for the big foodie empire. Eating this matter has already penetrated into their DNA.

"Okay, put the porcelain blank into the oven, but the finished product is tomorrow's dinner, and now we are going to serve today's dinner." Xiahou said this, and took out a ball, which floated in the air as soon as Xiahou let go, and was touched by Xiahou. Once, just float.

【Um? (⊙v⊙) Why do I look like a puff ball? 】

【I also look like...】

"It doesn't look like it, but it's just a poof ball." A poof ball is a children's toy in the future, which can be set up in multiple ways, such as floating, kicking, and it can be as soft as a back cushion. There is a puff sound at once, so it is called a puff ball.However, this thing is not selling very well, because it has many functions but no special features, and it has been on the verge of being discontinued recently.

【_(:зゝ∠)_Master Hou, when did you start advertising? 】