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Xiahou stepped onto the podium, Ai Jun stood up from the podium, and the two stood facing each other and said, "It's okay, I can't make it this time, there will be a next time."

Ai Jun clenched his fist and knocked on his chest: "When attacking a tough situation, pay attention to yourself."

"Don't worry! Now I'm getting stronger and stronger." Xia Hou made a bodybuilding pose, "Go to sleep."

So, straight men are the most gay.When Xiahou was sitting on the podium, he rested his chin with his hand and was silly.

If both of them are gay, there must be a self-consciousness that a man and a man can't get along, but a straight man doesn't...

But when the fun is over, he feels very sad again, QAQ is the unspeakable love of his life.Hey, I made myself cry with pity.

Wiping the crocodile's tears in his heart, Xia Hou put his mind on the base.

Today's base is really... messy.

It turned out that the human beings who had been raised a little by the base in those few days, and who were rated as high-ranking by Fatty Lan, were all sent out to lead newcomers. More than 200 soldiers also stopped training to maintain order.43 information robots have been dispatched, and more will have to be added depending on the situation.

Just like that, some people got lost.However, some of these lost people really do not have a sense of direction, and they are overly nervous when they come to a new place.Others are out of curiosity, not malicious.But for those very few people, they have to be marked with an asterisk, so be vigilant.

"Here, we are all together. Comrade JFJ, can you do me a favor and change the room number for us?" A beautiful girl finally squeezed to the front row of the information desk under the protection of several men, and faced She gave the sweetest smile to the officer sitting there.

"The only way to change the room number is to give me the number and you leave."

"!" The girl's smile froze immediately, "Comrade, please be accommodating. We have come here together these days, and we really don't want to be separated. Besides, we are still married."

"It is necessary to separate men and women. There are no conditions for building a couple's dormitory here. Men who dare to run into the women's dormitory will confiscate the tools used to commit crimes. Women should not even think about entering the men's dormitory."

The girl begged again and again until the officer checked the time: "The consultation time is up in 3 minutes, and I would like to give you a piece of advice. In one hour and 13 minutes, it will be the time to turn off the lights and blockade in this area. If you don't follow the time If you want to go to the dormitory with the license plate, then you can only spend the night in this place."

When the last sentence of advice was said, the officer turned on the sound, and the people gathered here were silent for a while, and then became noisy again.

Looking at the soldiers with guns, some people were a little bit worried.But there are too few reckless fools. Most people gather here and don’t leave. They just feel a little uneasy, wanting to ask questions as much as possible, or want to fight for more benefits for themselves and their small group.I found out that the people here are really hard-hearted, and I am the only one who does not go out of luck, so of course I will not make trouble.

——Even if there are a few people who want to fight for power and profit, they will not show up at this time.

Those who really have questions can finally squeeze in to ask questions, and others who feel that they can ask or not ask their questions quickly get on the base car and go to various places.In fact, their living conditions are much better than those of the first batch of people. Although they still live in warehouses, new partitions have been built in the warehouses. From the original one room for hundreds of people to one room for ten people, these ten people That is a class group.

Moreover, except for the people from Manyuanfang who may meet someone familiar, others don't even think about meeting people who came together in the class, but the possibility of meeting them before is not ruled out.But the newcomers don't have civilian ID cards yet, it's just that they don't know that they don't have one for the time being.

Until he was sitting in the dormitory (sitting cross-legged on the floor), Liu Kaiyu was in a daze, he pinched his thigh blue, the pain was painful, but he still couldn't believe that he was not dreaming.

"Hey! Dude! Don't be dazed, talk about our class taking a shower! Hurry up, we can't go if there are not enough people." A handsome young man came in.

"Ah? Oh!" Liu Kaiyu quickly stood up, and then realized that his clothes were gone, "That...unwashed clothes."

"At this time, are you still thinking about changing your clothes?" Another fat man came over, squeezing his small eyes, thinking of Liu Kaiyu with contempt, "Let's go, just this one on us, rub it anyway It's over."

"That's true." Liu Kaiyu patted his head and smirked.

"Actually, it's not just you, we're all dreaming." When he was sitting on the base vehicle, Xiao Shuai sighed, "The soldiers here are really handsome!"

"Did you ask when you came here? Is this our country's base? Then why doesn't our country fight back all those monsters?" Fatty opened his mouth and asked a series of questions.

"That information desk is crowded with people, and there is no way to ask." Xiao Shuai shrugged.

"Why don't you ask the robot?"

"what?"

"Those boxy robots at the information desk can answer questions. This is our country's base, but it was taken over by our country. I heard it was from the Muru star. I will show it to us tomorrow. The battle video at that time. But exactly how I got it, the robot said that my level is not enough, so I can’t read it.”

=口= Now it's not just Xiaopang and Xiaoshuai, but everyone in the front, back, left and right also turned their heads.

"Then if they can take back one base, can they also take back other bases?" "Is it only our country like this now, or is it like this all over the world?" "What happened to my family?!"

"This... don't ask me, I only had time to ask a few questions at that time, and I might get some answers when the video is played tomorrow." Liu Kaiyu shook his head quickly, and all these people blushed and had thick necks He stared at him, not as if he was asking a question, but as if he was going to kill someone - he could understand their feelings, but he didn't want to be the target of these people's emotional agitation.

No matter how much you asked, Liu Kaiyu also shut up and didn't speak. There was a moment when he got angry and wanted to rush over to beat someone, but the soldier who escorted the car stood up, pointed the gun in this direction, and was like a bucket of ice. It is like pouring water on it, and most of the fire is extinguished.

The clothes were all taken off outside, and it took 10 minutes to take a bath. When he came out, Liu Kaiyu found that his clothes were gone, and there was only a strange belt left in the place where the clothes were put.Look at Xiaopang and Xiaoshuai next to him, they only have a belt and nothing else.The three of them clutched their inner beauty, you looked at me and I looked at you, all of them didn't know what was going on.

But they were dazed for a while, and two soldiers suddenly appeared next door to them, restraining one of them.

"You, what are you doing! What are you doing?!" The restrained person screamed.The people around were also a little commotion. After all, everyone has no clothes. Who knows if he will be the next to be arrested?

"Send you to drug rehab!" The screaming voice was louder, and the heavy voices of the soldiers were even louder.The people around who were making a fuss subconsciously looked at the arrested man, only to see that there were still needles in the bruises on his arms and thighs.

——Who doesn't have a few bruises on the people who are crawling outside?So no one noticed the cyanosis before.

"Don't be nervous, everyone, that belt is your clothes." A three-dimensional image fell overhead, and a soldier wearing only big pants was also holding a belt in his hand, "Everyone just tie the belt around your waist, the belt There are two hidden buttons on it..."

When they come out of the bathroom, they will be wearing "sci-fi uniforms", but the soldiers are dark blue, ordinary people are brown, medical workers are light blue, the cafeteria is light yellow, etc. Everyone has a different color.

"Why are you touching yourself all the time?" Xiaoshuai squinted at Xiaopang.

Xiaopang said: "I always feel that I am wearing the emperor's new clothes, which has no sense of reality."

"Then if you want to touch, just touch your upper half, don't touch the bottom all the time, it's so hot on your eyes."

"How do you know hot eyes if you don't look at them?" Xiaopang cut.

"You're always moving, moving, moving, can I not watch? Who is that! You were also attracted by his gestures, right?"

"=.= I don't know you guys."

"Don't, buddy! Let's live together from now on, don't be so ruthless."

"Yes, yes, brother, please cover me!"

_(:зゝ∠)_Whether to go out looking for death, or to be tortured by these two funny comparisons in the security base, this is a question...

When they returned to the dormitory again, the three of them got to know each other well. The handsome guy was called Qian Hanwu, and the fat guy was called Dou Congcong.

At the door of the dormitory, they each received a piece of jelly called a nutrient by the robot. The robot delivering the jelly at the door said that one piece was enough for their daily nutrition and calorie consumption.Some people are greedy and grab a handful.The three of them were honest, even Xiaopang ate half of it and gave the other half to Liu Kaiyu.

Liu Kaiyu: "??"

Xiaopang patted his belly: "Losing weight."

"Don't be stupid, eat! Did you tell the base before you came here? It's not just to support us, but we have to work." Liu Kaiyu grabbed Xiaopang's hand and put the half of it back into his palm, "You You're really malnourished or something, we don't have the money to see a doctor for you!"

Xiaoshuai: "Didn't I hear that the medical treatment here is all-inclusive... Brother Liu is right! It's already at this time, and I have to take care of my body. I would rather die than starve to death! Eat!"

"Well, you are right. Brother Liu, thank you."

_(:зゝ∠)_Liu Kaiyu wanted to hit the wall, these two guys obviously depended on him.He is born to like to take care of people, of course he is not a saint, nor is he a bad person, not everyone can take care of, these two funny comparisons... Forget it, we are all unrelated, and it is better to have a helping hand than to be alone A single person is fine.

After a while, the dormitory was almost full.I don't know how long we have lived together. We exchanged names, arranged ages, and talked about what we did in the past.In their class, the oldest is only 32 years old.

Everyone was silent for a while, although the aliens always said "the bad guys are getting old" before they came, but Nima has no parents!There are more than 20 grandparents, grandparents, grandparents and grandparents who are still alive, but I don't know what's going on now.In the past, I felt that the old man was nagging, but now...where can I find the nagging person?

"Xiaoqian (Xiaoshuai), you are the youngest. I thought Xiaopang was the youngest." The atmosphere was so uncomfortable that Liu Kaiyu couldn't help opening his mouth.

Xiaopang wiped tears: "Yes! 19-year-old Huanghua boy, come! Call me to listen!"

"If we have the ability, let's discuss the ranking!" Xiaoshuai went to fight with Xiaopang, and finally laughed a little.

Others try to cheer themselves up and find some ramblings to chat about.

"Have you heard? The big star Xue Weilin is also in the base."

"real?!"

"What kind of star is not a star? Now we are all refugees."

"That's right, there are two foreigners next door."

"I've seen it too. Before, I met foreigners who asked for crooked treatment, private rooms, and sending them back to China."

"Fuck! Then what happened?"

"What else can I do? Crooked nuts are the priority."

"No, there is no priority. At that time, the soldier brother directly told Wai Guoren that the treatment of our Wai Nuo Keren is only for Chinese people and international friends."

"Isn't that the same?" "Listen to what he said!"

"The crooked nut said that he wanted international friend treatment, but Brother Bing said, 'OK, the international friend treatment is to wait for the treatment. After all the people in our country are resettled, it will be your turn.'"

"Pfft! Hahaha! Cool!" "And then? And then?" "No way, is it true?" "Which country is that? If it's from Europe and America, let people know, will it... ..." "Could it be something? Now the whole world is [-]% the same, who cares about whom!"

"Then Wai Guoren got anxious and said that he didn't want to be treated as an international friend. Brother Bing said: 'No? Then leave the base'"

"Really send him away?"

"No, Wai Guoren said that he has been applying to become a citizen of Huaguo, but it is too difficult to apply for a green card in Huaguo, so he has not yet become a citizen of Huaguo, but his heart is from Huaguo. Then the officer put He's back in the ranks."

"This is annoying, let him go, why do you let crooked nuts share our country's supplies?"

"Someone asked that question at that time, and then the officer said the same thing as you."

"Who?" "Me?"

"Yes, the officer said, this is happening everywhere on the earth now. Too many people have died, and people from all countries have died. If you are crooked, you will be crooked. As long as you are obedient and don't make trouble, saving one more person is a people."

"..." Including Liu Kaiyu and the three of them, everyone in this class fell silent, and some people were crying. They turned their backs and kept wiping their hands away, not wanting to be seen.

"Huh? There are only nine of us here?" the oldest man in the class said suddenly.

"Maybe there is one less person in our line." Xiao Shuai replied, just as he finished speaking, another young man in his twenties came in outside.

Even if Xiaoshuai is a bit handsome, he couldn't help but look at the person who came over. This person is so good-looking, he is so gentle and good-looking, especially when he smiles, it makes people feel very comfortable: "Hi everyone , I met an acquaintance in the front and chatted for a few words. My name is Liu Wen, the one who is Wang and Wen."

"You are also a little fresh meat star, right?" Xiaopang exclaimed.

"No, I'm just Brother Wei Ling's assistant."

"Weilin? Xue Weilin?"

A few young people became lively again, asking about the actor Xue Weilin - if she is too ordinary, maybe everyone will still miss the actor in a year or two, right?After all, I can’t use my small TV or mobile phone now, and there is no mahjong or basketball, so chatting is just a pastime.

They didn't know that Xiahou also briefly paid attention to the situation of this class, which happened to be within 2 minutes after Liu Wen came back.

Sitting on the podium, Xiahou looked at the stereoscopic image of Liu Wen: "Fatty Lan, set this person's character evaluation as poor, and never improve."

"Yes."

Xiahou had thought about how he would react when he saw this person again many times, but when he did see him again, he was just a little surprised, looked at this person's condition, and gave Lan Fatty a call—he wasn't Using power for personal gain, this Liu Wen doesn't look like he has a pleasing face, but he is a ghost with painted skin, and the inside is full of black pus.But this guy's EQ is very high. If you associate with him without knowing it, everyone will feel happy and will unconsciously regard him as a good friend.

This is a person with the highest level of communication skills, a long-sleeved dancer, and a slick person.As for why Xiahou knew how dark he was?Because as a fat man with no power or power, for Liu Wei, Xiahou is not a person, but a prop.A tool for him to juggle, entertain himself and his friends, and enhance their relationship.

Xiahou thought he had a good temper, but he hated Liu Wen so much that he wanted to stab him secretly, but he had a dear father and mother, and the price of killing Liu Wen was too high for him to pay. , I can only endure it, and I will be relieved until I graduate from university.But now, Xia Hou found that he didn't hate Liu Wen at all, he just hated, hated like a fly.

This is probably also the change brought about by the different identities, right?