Internet celebrities save the world

"I was thinking about this just now, but I wasn't sad. Especially after I came back and knew the situation of the survivors you brought back, I wasn't sad. Human nature has beauty and ugliness, it's just that Man Yuanfang compares Unfortunately, I have encountered ugly parts many times. But there are also beautiful parts."

Ai Jun saw his white teeth flickering when he smiled, and knew that he was sincere, so he breathed a sigh of relief. He sat next to Xiahou and rubbed his dog's head, probably because he felt that the hand felt good, or was this position uncomfortable?Ai Jun hooked his arm around Xiahou's neck, pulling him to one side, the dog's head went directly to his arms, and rubbed again: "It's fine if you don't feel uncomfortable, if you feel really uncomfortable, don't hold back."

Brother QAQ, am I taking advantage of you? Did you make it?Your gentle consolation makes my conscience ache.

"Okay, get up, your head is so heavy that it's crushing my brother." Ai Jun patted Xiahou's shoulder with a smile.

"..."

"Blushing? Are you still a young chicken?"

"...I'm a chicken! Aren't you?" QAQ Don't flirt if you're not married!Do not flirt if you are not married!

"..."

Fuck!It really is? !

Two broilers, you look at me, I look at you, if you are interested, you feel bored_(:зゝ∠)_

Xiahou: "Young chicken is very good."

Ai Jun: "Well, it's good. It's the first time I leave it to my wife."

Xia Hou: "Yes. Is my husband okay?"

"Crack! Go away!"

QAQ, do you know how much courage I accumulated when I asked that sentence?

The two chattered for a long time, and their mood really improved. When Xiahou was lying flat and sleeping, there was still a smile on the corner of his lips.

"It seems that you are in a good mood?" The Great God Fuxi squatted beside Xiahou's bed.

"(⊙v⊙) Well, I just teased my crush."

Master Fuxi tilted his head: "You have been molested, but you still have a crush?"

"In our side, same-sex romances are considered different, especially in the army. No matter which country's army regards this situation as a cancer, it's okay if you don't know it. Once it is known, some countries will even bring their own lives. Dangerous .Especially in my current situation, we can’t let the army cause trouble.”

"You really worked hard. Would you like me to give you some medicine?"

"What medicine?"

"Chemical castration drugs (~￣▽￣)~ In this way, you don't have to worry about any accidents, and people will see it!"

"..." Xiahou said silently three hundred times in his heart: Great gods cannot be beaten. "No, thank you. Great God, we have found a lot of seeds these days."

"Oh oh oh! ヾ(ゞ)!"

"Sorry, I can't carry too much. Rice, wheat, corn, this is said to be glutinous rice. This is potato, this is sweet potato. This is the general method of planting these crops. I didn't find the book, so I Let the people over there write it out by hand."

"TAT is so good! So good!"

"Pay attention to the sterilization, although we have tried our best to pay attention before coming here."

"It's okay, it's okay, even if it brings bacteria and insects, it's the bacteria and insects of the earth!"

"..."

"What kind of seed is this? What a strange shape."

"This is not a seed, it's a toy." What Xiahou finally took out was a stack of paper assembly instructions, "They are all from the Pokémon series, and they look like this when put together." Yesterday, a team went out and found two The derailed freight trains were not attacked because all electronic equipment failed after the electromagnetic explosion and the train lost control.

They rescued seven survivors who survived on supplies from the train, and brought back a large amount of supplies—most of the train's deliveries were express packages.

"~(≧▽≦)/~"

Whether it is the plush toys before or the small-particle assembled toys, compared with the items of this era, they are all very rough and simple.But just like the bowls of the Stone Age are treasures in 2000 AD, things from the Earth Age are treasures as long as they are placed in the present Huaguo.

——With the stock of Xiahou's small backpack, even if he can vigorously turn things upside down for three to five hundred years, when his lifespan ends, the value of the treasures of the Earth Age will not decrease in the slightest.Compared to the total population and purchasing power of humans on Earth today, what he got is still too little.

This time Fuxi didn't lose his chance, he just hugged everything in his arms extremely carefully, showing an expression that this life is enough.

"That... If you find that there are missing parts when you take it back and assemble it, don't worry, it is indeed that there are missing parts, not because you miscalculated." Xiahou bought a Tiantan assembly toy a few years ago. One piece, the store said to make it up, but the aliens have come, and the replacement part hasn't come yet.

"(⊙v⊙) Well, this is very good. There is an old saying called 'Venus with Broken Arms'. Incomplete beauty, right?"

"what!!!"

"Σ(°△°)︴What's the matter?!" With a voice of fright, Fuxi hugged his little toy tightly.

"Not dead, nothing wrong, just thinking about what to do today."

Fuxi tilted the cat's head: "It seems that your condition is much better today."

"Yes, because I want to understand what you mean by 'interests'. You are right. I really shouldn't just think about pleasure and enmity, but should take care of the interests of the survivors of the Hua Kingdom."

Throughout the past and present, except for the monarchs who lacked a root string in their brains, wars were launched for the benefit, or thought it was for the benefit of the consideration.Resisting the colonial army of the Blue Star Empire is a battle of life and death.Either Xiahou died, or he defeated the opponent.But after defeating, drive the opponent to death, and then seek revenge from the Blue Star Empire?

Xiahou wanted to do it, but he couldn't, not even asking for compensation.Because from the perspective of the Blue Ocean Empire, they found that this planet is not so easy to be colonized, so yes, this planet has obtained the right to survive and develop.But if the "things" on this planet are aggressive and self-righteous, or if the earth is too strong and vengeful.Then the Blue Sea Empire has to think about it...

They feel that the dignity of their empire has been insulted, or they realize that this small planet will become a threat to them in a short time. At that time, what the earth has to face is a planet against a civilization that spans more than a dozen super galaxies. up.

Xiahou didn't even think about this problem, he only wanted to keep the earth!Kill those mercenaries!To make the Blue Ocean Empire suffer, know how powerful the Earth is!Farewell... It's fine if you can drive them away.Useless!Wronged!But there is no way.

Although it is a bit early to think about these things, it is impossible to think about it.This was also the reason why Xiahou was in a daze before coming here.That's what he was thinking about, and it was thanks to those people from Man Yuanfang that he finally figured it out—one has to survive before he can think about other things, and one day he can tear up his enemy one bite at a time!

"Want a hug?" Fuxi stretched out his furry cat's paw.

"Yes!" Xiahou squatted down and hugged the Great God into his arms.He is a super brain, an electronic life, and a robot, but at this moment, he is a friend who comforts him...

The Great God Fuxi left with a load of treasures from 5000 years ago, and Xiahou started the live broadcast.

"I'm sorry yesterday, I was so engrossed in making pottery blanks that I didn't even talk to everyone."

【It doesn't matter!Because we are used to QAQ]

【Hou Ye, how do you want to compensate us? ! 】

【right!compensate!For example, turn on the reward function and the like! 】

"(O_o)?? Is the tipping a compensation?" Xia Hou always thinks that these future people are so cute—except when they tease him, "Why not? The ampoule and today's finished product are made , I will give everyone a lottery?"

[QAQ Lord Hou, there are so many people and only two people can be drawn, it always feels so painful! 】

[Look at the production time, this kind of handicraft cannot be sold on a large scale.Although as a black-faced family, I don't have any hope. 】

[What Hou Ye taught before was all things that can be made by oneself. Although you can't get original ones, the ones you make yourself are also beautiful! 】

[Alas... QAQ has nothing to love with a handicapped party. 】

[QAQ handicapped party students have nothing to love +1]

[QAQ handicapped party students have nothing to love +2]

【...+3】

[...+Huaguo population]

Xiahou felt that he should do handwork.

"Today we make a simple one. Everyone knows that there is a word called 'incomplete beauty', and Venus with a broken arm. This is a sculpture from ancient Greece in the earth age, and was later discovered in 1820 AD on the earth. Today I will make a scaled-down imitation of this statue for you. The original is a marble sculpture more than two meters high, and I can only make a 20-centimeter-high one out of mud, which is a shame."

[Aww! ! ! 】

【Σ(°△°)︴Lord Hou!You really know the inside story! 】

[O(≧口≦)O What happened to our country!Where do you know so much ancient information? 】

[Clay has been found, sit back and wait for imitation! ! ! 】

Xia Hou bowed his head and started making sculptures, without knowing that his live broadcast room was the center, first the virtual community exploded, and then the reality also exploded!

As an otaku, how could he not be obsessed with figurines?

Xiahou's figurines... are all made by himself! o(*￣︶￣*)o

The classic model of Venus was used as an initial practice product, and he had made it more than a dozen times. His parents took away the good ones and gave them away, and the bad ones were smashed.Most of the materials he uses in modern times are gypsum, ultra-light clay and polymer clay.What is being used now is a kind of white clay, which is also white after baking.At the same time, the clay he tested out was harder than the materials he used in modern times, but now Xiahou's hand strength is not comparable to that in the past.

The white clay deformed a little bit in Xiahou's hands, and the audience recalled again the sourness of yesterday's caressing hands that dominated them. In the virtual space, many people held their big faces, "Hey! Hey~" smirked.

With the broken-armed goddess taking shape...many people shed fiery nosebleeds...

"Okay. What I made can only be said to be a handicraft imitation, which is far from reaching the level of a real work of art, but unfortunately, the real Venus with a broken arm has disappeared into the universe together with the earth." Xiahou Sighing, "Okay, that's all for today's live broadcast, see you tomorrow everyone."

【wait!etc!We still have a lot of questions to ask! 】

【QAQ agreed to apologize for his leaving yesterday?Are you sorry for this? ! 】

【╮(╯﹏╰)╭You remember wrongly...Hou Ye apologized for not talking yesterday, he didn’t apologize for Jiang Zi’s departure. 】

[This is the characteristic of Lord Hou, and I suddenly feel that he is quite cute like this...]

[It's cute +1 Don't talk nonsense, just say goodbye quickly, don't be more cute. 】

[Is it cute?Why do I want to cry? 】

[Everyone hug together and cry together! 】

Just as most of Xiahou's audience huddled together and cried bitterly to keep warm, and when Xiahou went to the ancestral temple for training, some people were inquiring about Xiahou's situation in various ways.Most of them are not out of malice, but out of curiosity, or...perceived something.

Bai Xiaozhu is one of them. His name is Xiaozhu, but he is already 260 years old this year.In Huaguo 5000 years later, this is also a person who is about to enter his twilight years.Bai Xiaozhu is a well-known historian, Internet celebrity, one of the super national idols, and the vice president of the History Research Institute.

His live broadcast room is called "I have a guess" - does it sound familiar?It is to take the initiative to apply to become one of the Xiahouzi channels.

Xiahou is also big-hearted, and now he doesn't go to see what his sub-channels are like.Although many netizens wanted to mention it to him, everyone was shocked by his technology on the day the sub-channel appeared, and forgot about it. Later... Who would have thought that he didn't watch it himself?

Turn back and continue talking about Bai Xiaozhu, he has noticed Xiahou very early.But the origami at the beginning just made him think that this young man was more thoughtful, and connected a simple craft with the ancient language of flowers, making the communication of flower language more vivid and friendly to the people.

But when Xiahou started paper-cutting, Bai Xiaozhu had a different idea.It is true that some folks have researched history and researched something, but it is amazing that an ordinary person suddenly showed a handicraft skill that has been lost.

Which old man secretly cultivated this heir?But after asking around, no one admitted.

Xiahou took out the complete paper-cuts of the twelve zodiac signs, which amazed Bai Xiaozhu and his old buddies even more.They compared it with the scholars on the folklore side, and it was clearly verified that Xiahou's one can be said to have been designed by himself, but it must not be said to have been created by him out of thin air.The patterns and animal images he cut out are all very mature artistic shapes.

in conclusion!Before that, he must have been in contact with an artistic atmosphere for a long time, and grew up in this cultural environment!

Then look up Xiahou's life...it's not the same thing at all.Could it be that they were wrong?

"Save the Earth" turned out!It was also jointly supported by the Ultrain and the top gods.In a few days, they suddenly had a lot of "historical materials". The homestay got the original sound of ancient Chinese musical instruments, as well as the general shape of the musical instruments. The child psychology research side heard that they got a lot of ancient cartoons. Animation materials, the most incredible thing is the Institute of Entomology and Institute of Botany, all the living creatures have been obtained!

Okay, this time it's not just a matter of history and culture, the old scholars have all gone to the Institute of Physics to sit.

"=.=Tell me, when did you send people there!?"

Physicists: "0ДQ what?"

Today, as soon as Xiahou's Venus came out, the Institute of Physics became lively again!

"(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ said you didn't send it out?! It wasn't you who sent out Venus! Ah? Ahhhhhhh! Bow woof!"

"It's really not us... If we can travel in time, and even bring things home steadily, then look at me, am I the kind of person who can hide such big things?"

"……Yes."

"..."

"QAQ, you see, we are all fast-moving cold shrink boxes. We have studied history for a lifetime. We don't have much to think about. We just want to smell what the earth's soil smells like. Or if there is no soil, just give it some air. ah."

"We also understand everyone's feelings, but we really don't know what's going on."

"￣へ￣Okay! You don't eat soft or hard ones, do you?"

"We really don't know—!"

╮(╯▽╰)╭ Things became more and more noisy, and then the female snail made a noise, and some scholars left, and when they came back, all of them laughed so hard that their jaws were dislocated...

When Xiahou returned home from the ancestral temple, he unexpectedly discovered that Fuxi had returned: "What's wrong?"

"A little thing."

"?"

"More people know that you can travel between two time-spaces."

"Oh, so is my life in danger?"

"No, even those people will protect you, and will work together to find a way to protect the earth."

"(⊙o⊙) Oh, that's pretty good."

"..." Fuxi tilted his head and looked at him, and could only say one word for a long time, "Come on, Xiahou."

Such a silly and sweet child, I hope he can always maintain this sincerity.

When Xiahou returned to modern times, what he saw was Ai Jun's back, and every time he came back, he saw that back.Xiahou is not a strong person, he often cries when he grows up.

"Ai Jun, it's time for you to sleep."

"Huh? Back? Is there anything going on over there?"

"Only good things! How about this?" Xiahou said while taking out the medicine in the bag, "By the way, is your medical report out? Can you use C?"

"Some survivors are a little uneasy, and some are looking for trouble. Most of them are under control. I can't use C yet. The report says that my ability is not stable enough. It seems that I can't catch up with the counterattack."