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Xiahou was stunned for a moment, and panic appeared in his eyes the next moment: "Bouncing ball, don't go to the place with the most people! Go to the place with the fewest people first!"

The civilian products after 5000 years are very strong, both Xiahou and Ai Jun know, but they still don't have a correct concept of how strong the civilian products after 5000 years are.For example, the goblin they love to play now, how wide is its scanning range without the support of the external network, how fast is its top speed per hour converted into the speed unit of the modern earth...

Ai Jun looked at the scenery passing by outside and realized that they were advancing at supersonic speed, so the one-hour journey at this speed would directly cover the urban area of ​​T City, okay?In other words, it is very likely that this "human settlement" also includes a "human captive camp"!

——This is also thanks to the definition of earth products (non-export products) for human beings. First of all, they are earth people, otherwise they really don’t know where they will go.

The large SUV galloping in the air stopped as soon as it stopped, and turned 120 degrees: "The target has changed. Didi Didi! We found five small UFOs locked on our side! A distress signal has been sent!"

Although Ai Jun and Xiahou's reactions were quick, such a UFO traveling at super high speed was also monitored by the enemy.

Guaranteeing the user's life is the top priority, and the bouncing ball sent out a distress signal immediately without Xiahou's consent.But this is a special encrypted signal that was used by the Freedom Alliance and its allies 5000 years ago when there was no sign of the Freedom Alliance. Who will receive it and who will respond?

Xiahou was looking through his bag in a hurry, _(:зゝ∠)_ finally knew why a certain blue fat man always took the wrong things in times of crisis, and Xiahou is doing the same now.He obviously organized everything well and knew what he had, but at this moment his mind was blank and his paws were at a loss.

Happy Baby Type 3 was thrown out first, Ai Jun took it, gave Yin Li and Wu Xiaozhao one each, and held a goose yellow one: "Tie the stone around your neck!"

Although the two girls didn't know why, they didn't hesitate, and quickly put it on by themselves before putting it on for Shitou.

This time Xiahou remembered to bring a few more fruit knives, Ai Jun stuffed two in his trouser pocket, and stuffed the rest into Xiahou's trouser pocket.

"I'm going outside..." Xia Hou had four happy babies of different colors type 3 hanging around his neck, and stuffed the bag into Ai Jun's arms.

Although the bouncing ball is fast, they can already see the mecha behind them. If they don't resist, then even if the bouncing ball's protective cover is really powerful, they can only wait for the energy of the protective cover to be exhausted, and then be captured alive... more likely was killed on the spot.

"I..." Ai Jun felt that he was the one who should go out, but the sound of the bouncing ball covered his voice, "The master has a reserve status and can use the exoskeleton for emergencies."

"Ah!" The two girls at the back of the carriage yelled a little, because a corner of the carriage suddenly opened, and a suspended silver polyhedron floated out.Ai Jun didn't know what this thing was for, but he knew it came out at this time, and it was absolutely useful!

Xiahou's seat was straightened flat, but the first thing Xiahou did was grab Ai Jun who was crawling backwards along the unflattened chair: "This is with identity verification, you can't use it."

"Madam, please calm down. Madam does not have the citizenship of the People's Republic of China on Earth, and has no reserve status. This item cannot be used."

"..." Xia Hou felt that fortunately Ai Jun couldn't understand.

As soon as Xiahou walked out, the silver ball floated over by itself, and the moment it touched Xiahou, it turned into gentle silver flowing water and enveloped Xiahou's whole body.Then...then the other three people couldn't see any changes in Xia Hou.

"That... Xiahou, are you really not a Terminator?" Yin Li couldn't help asking.

"No, I'm human."

"Master, the other party wants to talk to you, is it connected?"

"Connect."

"Are you the high-ranking visitor that Eludin said before?" It was a bit surprising that this alien spoke Chinese, but his voice was as ugly as a broken gong, with a trill, "You have come here several times to find trouble, how dare you really big."

"..." No, I'm not very courageous at this stage, but after a month or two, when I have accumulated enough "good things", I will become more courageous.

"Calletonians, Vollu, the head of the Kacha Nazha mercenary group, if you can not be killed by me within half an hour, I will recognize your agreement with Eludin."

"it is good."

The result of not agreeing is to be surrounded by five mechs, so they have no choice at all.But the four earthlings here don't know that Zhang Vollu, the mercenary group over there, is actually worried.After Xiahou agreed, he was even more relieved, secretly thinking that although this visitor from a higher civilization likes to make trouble, he still behaves according to the rules.

These guys who slaughtered people on the earth and slaughtered people on earth as if they were animals are actually the lowest level of cosmic mercenaries.Those mercenaries with powerful abilities are all engaged in business such as national wars, killing high-level star beasts, and the front line of Zerg wars.Run to a small place where you can't even get out of your own galaxy?That's the business of cowards, cowards, and softies.

This Vollu is indeed such a person. Following in the footsteps of the Blue Sea Empire, he slaughtered low-civilized aborigines everywhere, and his hands were stained with blood, but his "records" were all brought about by the difference in civilization level. The crushing is like using a machine gun to kill the ancient warriors who lined up and charged.It should be said that Vollu has never been on a battlefield in the true sense, he is just an executioner.

Before that, Vollu wondered if there were really guys from advanced civilizations who came all the way to the earth, but just now, he knew that he was wrong.

First of all, this car is definitely not a product of the earth's civilization. What's more terrible is that the moment he locked the car, the other party sent a series of signals.The electromagnetic field they opened up aimed at the earth's technology failed to shield the signal, and only intercepted a few vague fragments.And just when the mecha team he led saw the car, news came from the base that the optical brain that deciphered the signal was overloaded because of too much information, and it exploded directly...

The light brain exploded!

My brain exploded!

exploded!

Now!

It's not uncommon for Vollu to be so strange, and it's nothing if the optical brain just explodes.But the problem is overloaded and exploded... Volu felt that not only himself, even the nobles of the Blue Sea Empire, probably few of them had heard of it.What does this mean?It shows that people are just a signal, which is too much beyond their level of civilization.

Want to pry a planet with a small broken car?No wonder it didn't explode.

And the higher the development of civilization, the higher the degree of physical strengthening of intelligent creatures, plus some auxiliary equipment.Walton believes that the civilization span between the two sides is so large, and it's like playing games when they beat him.And he himself knows that beating him is just like playing.Therefore, agreeing to PK is to give him face-this is really not a tongue twister...

Even if they don't agree to PK, Vollu will let them go.At most, it was just Volu himself who lost face, and Xiahou agreed.That means that this highly civilized visitor didn't intend to make a big fuss, he just came for fun.

Volu's side was elated, but Xiahou's side was tense.

The exoskeleton given by the bouncing ball is an easter egg of the goblin car, but only people with special identities such as reservists, soldiers, police, etc. can find it when they are in danger. Those who know it are called the most Tasty easter eggs.Even if these people go to the remote planet for travel or adventure, they still have better equipment, and they will not buy this kind of outing car.Therefore, the promotion of this car was not written at all, and no one wrote about other people's buying experience.

Those who dared to stretch their claws directly at the people of the Liberty Alliance in those days were really very few, very few, and the space pirates would go around them when they saw them.

Therefore, Xiahou just listened to the instruction of use from the bouncing ball while putting it on.

"The exoskeleton for emergencies is developed from the police explosion-proof armor 150 years ago. It is made of Ted 475 metal and ultra-micro robots. BLABLA absorbs energy BLABLA fights BLABLA flies BLABLA"

"There are still so many nonsense at this time! Tell me how to manipulate it first! I will give a bad review when I go back!"

"Voice control." The bouncing ball stopped talking nonsense immediately, "Master QAQ, please don't give a bad review."

"I'm going out."

Ai Jun didn't speak, but gave Xiahou a hug.But when Xia Hou hugged him back, he felt that Ai Jun was even more tense than his muscles, Xia Hou couldn't hold back and squeezed him when he hugged Ai Jun.

During the time of fleeing, everyone was dirty and smelly, but at this time, I really didn't put any thought on it.

When Ai Jun was released, just as Xiahou was about to open the door, a hole opened in the roof.

"~(≧▽≦)/~Cheer up, master! ┗｀O′┛I wish the master a victory! _(:зゝ∠)_Even if the master is not a good review, a neutral review is fine, please forget about the bad review..."

Xiahou took a deep breath: "Lift into the sky, fly."

"Swoosh!" With a gust of wind, Xiahou disappeared.

=口=Yin Li, Wu Xiaozhao, plus a stone, all looked at the holed roof, the mouths of the two people and a dog couldn't close.At the same time, the confidence of the two girls suddenly increased—we have a flying Terminator, so what are you afraid of!