Internet celebrities save the world

"Do you believe him?" Wu Xiaozhao, who was always quiet and kept behind by Yin Li, asked suddenly.

Ai Jun nodded: "I believe."

"why?"

"Then why don't I trust him? Believe him, at least there is still a hope."

There is a Chinese proverb that goes, "If you rely on the mountain to fall, you rely on everyone to run." In other words, don't think about relying on others, it is right to rely on yourself.But, in this situation, how can you rely on yourself?Human beings' biggest killer - nuclear weapons, are all lying down now, not to mention blasting aliens out, they can't even be launched.

Other thermal weapons and electronics related are all useless. Carrying an RPG and strapping an explosive pack to carry it with the mecha?At most, hitting someone's face is the result of rubbing white marks on the paint.

Mantis arm as a cart...

Believe in Xiahou, as praying mantises, they still have a chance to wrap themselves in a hard shell, and have a chance to make the speeding car rollover and divert.Do not believe?This generation, the next generation, the next generation, and many generations will be struggling in the mud pool.Even if China is reborn from the ashes after 5000 years, it has been sunk for more than 2000 years, and how many people have paved the way for a resurgence with their own blood and tears...

Yin Li and Wu Xiaozhao looked at each other, what they saw was a dirty, tired and dazed girl, it was each other, but it was also themselves.Indeed, what can I do if I don't believe in Xiahou?

The worst idea is that Xia Hou is a crazy alien who has won the trust of human beings and then knocks them down with hatred.But that is also an opportunity for human beings!

"Hey, do you want to get in the car?" Xia Hou poked his head out of the car, looked at the three people outside and asked.

"Up!" trio.

"Wait a minute, let me put away the pot and bowl!" Wu Xiaozhao hopped over to the campfire to clean up the bowl and pot, and at the same time murmured, "Fortunately, you didn't say that until we finished eating, otherwise we would have to eat It's a pity to fall to the ground."

The two girls are also going all out at this moment, with the mentality of being a bastard if they don't take advantage of it, they boarded this picnic SUV that was smuggled in from 5000 years later.

The space in the car is really big. They thought they were looking at the side just now, but after entering, they found that the car was still very wide.It's not like getting into a car, but like boarding a small cruise ship enclosed on all sides.

"I thought it was a room when I came in." Yin Li sat on the soft seat with a look of comfort and curiosity.

"I didn't graduate from Hogwarts, thank you."

"Huh? You know Hogwarts too."

Xia Hou turned his head and gave the two of them a mysterious smile: "Ai Jun, which way are you going?"

"..." Ai Jun was not so sure. If he just went out of the city, the map and location of the city would be in his head. The aliens destroyed the city and did not change the direction and location of the city.But now, their goal has changed from getting out of town to finding someone.This is not an online game. If you want to find someone, there must be someone within 50 meters. They really ignored this point when they discussed last night. "Is there anyone who can't scan your car?"

"(⊙o⊙) is right." Xia Hou nodded, "The driving assistance function is on."

"Dang! Dangdang! Dang! Dangdang~" The familiar music sounded at the same time, and the four people in the car were embarrassed at the same time. Even Shitou's expression was a little confused: the wedding march.

"Welcome to play Elf, I am your driving assistant, please name it."

"..." The incompetent man opened his mouth and was stunned. At this moment, what flashed in his mind: World-Saving Expendables, Justice Team, Life Fighters and other funny names.

Xia·Modern and future dual-purpose type·Future smuggler of civilian goods·Superpower who just lost weight·There are many other titles I can't think of·Hou, with eyes, towards Ai·Former patient with severe gastric ulcer·Identity is a mystery for the time being·World The second person with superpowers. A person with superpowers who don’t know what their superpowers are. There are many other titles that I don’t remember. Jun, please help.

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_(:зゝ∠)_ Forgot, Ai Jun can't understand the language after 5000 years.

"Think of a name for this flying car."

"Bouncing ball?"

"Good name! Name it: Bouncing Ball."

"..." I was just joking =. =

"Hello, the bouncing ball is at your service. It has been scanned. This car is not within the network range of Skynet, Freedom Alliance allies, or China friendly countries. Does the owner need to send out a distress signal?"

"No need. This is my vacation spot, that... private planet."

"Understood. May I ask what kind of service does the master need the bouncing ball to provide?"

Fortunately, others could not understand what the bouncing ball said, otherwise it would be too easy to misunderstand: "I want to find out if there are other humans nearby."

"Excuse me, does the master have a search interval?"

"More than 1 person." Xiahou thought for a while, and added, "The more people, the better."

"Okay, 1000 two hundred and 32 target locations were found within the search range. Do you want to further screen the master?"

"So many!" Xia Hou grabbed Ai Jun's arm excitedly, "I found more than 1000 traces of two hundred human beings, and there are still many people alive!"

Ai Jun listened to Xiahou speak the real Alien language, and his eyes circled, but he still didn't want to lose his mind. Now hearing what Xiahou said, he immediately laughed happily: "Go first, the most people The place!"

"That's what I mean too!" Xiahou nodded, "Go to the place with the most people... Wait, go to the place with the most people within an hour's distance."

"Okay. Does the master choose me to navigate?"

"Yep!"

"Okay, the destination has been determined, take off, let's go."

"Boom!" This is outside, the loud noise that erupted the moment the speeding car set off, a loud noise that exceeded the speed of sound...

=. = In other words, what is the definition of a recreational vehicle for outings in the future?

The minivan for outing is the best choice for your family or friends to go to undeveloped areas.Although the suspension height of the SUV is only "only" ten meters, the speed is only three.But it just allows you to relax and enjoy the beauty of nature.Even if you encounter smugglers or extremists, don’t be afraid. Our protective shields are modified from retired military products. They have low energy consumption and high protection, allowing you to persist until the arrival of the nearest garrison.

At that time, what Xiahou was looking at was the ten-meter levitation height and the protective cover.There will be no false advertisements in the future. If it is said that it is a retired military product, it is definitely a retired military product. However, it may not be retired in the past few years, it may be more than ten years or even 30 to [-] years ago, but that is enough.

So, he ignored that speed three.

After 5000 years, the speed of a vehicle, in addition to its own speed unit, is more commonly used in another unit.Ordinary people's walking and running can be regarded as speed one, close-fitting equipment is speed two, ordinary civil speed cars are speed three, military speed cars are speed four, and space speed cars are speed five... By analogy, the highest speed at this stage is the earth-level mother. Ship speed ten.

Last time, the levitation tool that Xia Hou installed on his body was Speed ​​[-], but this thing is only for skid gas, if it enters the skid gas track, the speed will be much faster.

As for the speed of ordinary civilian flying cars, Xia Hou really has no idea...

The habit of people riding in cars in the future is to watch virtual communities and play games in virtual communities, just like modern people playing mobile phones in cars, and people in the future don’t have to worry about passing stops at all.The future Xiahou also has this habit, never looking out of the speeding car.

As for Xiahou himself, the first time he came home from the hospital, he was in a daze, and he still had a little impression of what the doctor said at the time. Others... When he got home, he walked from the speeding pedal to the balcony. , is already a miracle.

During the next three days of live broadcast, Xiahou was a deep home. Later, people from the Ancestral Temple came, and he kept asking Li Kui and Zhao Niu about superpowers, and the speed of the car was really fast, and it arrived within a few words.Even outside the ancestral temple, Li Kui let him watch it for a long time with great interest, but the speed was not fast.

So, Xia Hou really has no concept of how fast Speed ​​[-] is...

But this time he had an idea. The scenery outside the car window receded quickly. In the blink of an eye, the scorched earth below them changed from the scorched land of the farmland to the ruins of the city, and then back again.They even flew directly over the second-story ruins they passed by yesterday, and were chased out by barking wild dogs that had disturbed their rest.

But in the blink of an eye, the dogs were left behind.

"This direction..."

Ai Jun was also a little stunned: "This speed...or there is no seat belt..." After talking to Xia Hou, he lowered his head and began to look for a seat belt on the large seat. After searching for a long time, he found nothing. The car has already started, and it has arrived... Already arrived at the place where they fought with that mech before? !

"Well... where are we going?" The two girls who got into the thief's car couldn't help but walked over from the back of the car and asked.

The girls happily found the bed and bathroom in the back, things that were so common in peacetime, but for them now, it is heaven.

The alien's toilet is also in the shape of a flush toilet! ︿(￣︶￣)︿

However, the emotional intelligence of both of them was online, and they ran to take a bath or went to bed to sleep without carelessness, found out, read it, and sat down to play with the dog contentedly.It's just a little strange, why hasn't the car started yet?opened? !Why did you go back to the city again? !

"The automatic driving took us to find the nearest and largest human settlement." Although Xia Hou said so, he was a little confused. "Maybe... it's going to cross the city diagonally?"

"No! Turn around quickly! Let's go to the place with the fewest people first!" Ai Jun suddenly called out.