i just want to be a woman

He Yifan was quite satisfied with the performance of the guards under his command, and said: "Every meal here has been tested with silver needles to ensure that it is not poisonous. Madam, you can eat it with confidence."

Bai Yun saw that the food was delicious, and said happily: "Madam, it seems that the princess finally knows who is the master of our palace, and she came here specially to reconcile with you!"

Hou Qing's face was green and pale, and his stomach was empty. Looking at the food on the table, the roundworms in his stomach shrank back, and he said with a smile, "Try it."

Hmph, his little prince of Beiming is used to delicacies from mountains and seas, when he saw this food and smelled it, he immediately knew what was going on.

Baiyun thought Madam was delicate, so she asked her to try it, but she was very hungry anyway, took out her chopsticks and put a fat white pig's trotter to her mouth with a smile, just after taking a bite, she spit it out again with a bitter face , sobbing: "It's rotten." Baiyun, who had eaten the rotten food, was full of anger, and his stomach didn't know what hunger was, so he hammered a few hammers angrily. I eat hooves."

He Yifan smelled the smell of the food on the table, and felt that although the food was not as fragrant as the usual food, he didn't smell any peculiar smell at all. After hesitating for a while, he picked up a piece of good-looking roast chicken with his chopsticks. After entering his mouth, he spat it out, and said bitterly: "It's really rotten." He also looked at Hou Qing suspiciously: "What's going on here?"

Hou Qing chuckled: "What do you say?"

He Yifan: "..."

Bai Yun poked his head bitterly: "Didn't I tell you to be careful?"

He Yifan said nana authentically: "Didn't you eat it too?"

Bai Yun glared at him: "You still dare to talk back?"

He Yifan swallowed his grievances and shook his head repeatedly.

Hou Qing was bullied at the dinner table. If he swallowed this bad breath, he would not have a good life in the palace in the future. Immediately stood up angrily, slammed the table, pointed at He Yi, Gritting his teeth, he said: "I will give you two ways, one is to let the princess come over and eat this bad food, the other is to consciously swing the palace and serve me personally, and I will give you the name 'Xiao Hezi'."

He Yifan knelt down in fright: "Madam, please spare me!"

Bai Yun hated that iron could not be made into steel: "What are you begging Madam for? Now is the time to make amends. Hurry up and take your people to catch the princess."

He Yifan was about to cry: "I don't dare to be humble."

Bai Yun was about to faint: "You have become a eunuch, what do you want me to do? You arrested the princess, don't we still have a wife? You are working for the wife, can the prince ignore you? What happened to the princess? We The madam said to clean her up, and her dowry is still in the room next to ours! It's all our madam's booty."

He Yifan was awakened by Bai Yun, and said happily: "Humble job, let's go."

Baiyun was heartbroken by the idiot's stupidity. Seeing the apple handed over by Houqing, he gnawed a few mouthfuls, and said sweetly in his heart, "Thank you ma'am, madam, don't be angry with the idiot, he didn't do it on purpose." .”

Hou Qing said bitterly: "I'm almost starving to death, where do I have time to spare?"

Bai Yun smiled sweetly: "This servant immediately went to find some clean food for Madam."

Hou Qing nodded and snorted, "Let a few people bring over some of the jewels from the next door, so as to blind that bitch's eyes."

Bai Yun smiled knowingly: "Your servant obeys, I promise to make her blind as a dog." Last night, she brought ten guards into the princess's yard and deliberately waited for the princess to finish wiping the ground before smashing it. When she saw something good Just let someone move it, which made Wang Hao very angry, but she still didn't dare to fight back, that bitter look was enough for Bai Yun to recall for three whole days.

He Daozi was confused for a day, and finally got smarter, and took the princess and her eldest girl directly into Hou Qing's room.

Houqing lives in the prince's house, the prince's house and the princess dare not come, but she knows that the prince loves cold weapons, all kinds of sweethearts have arranged a room full, how can there be half a cold weapon in an empty house now , the new little bitch was still sitting on the bed, winking at her.

The anger in Wang Hao's heart was on the verge of erupting, burning slowly, she couldn't figure it out: how did this little bitch get the attention of the Wang Ye?

The concubine pretended not to know what was going on, looked at the fussy little bitch suspiciously, and then turned her gaze to idiot He.He Duzi hesitated again and again, thinking that even if the princess was not favored, she was still the hostess of the palace, so he took the cloth from her mouth.

The princess wanted to eat any idiot, but no matter how stupid she was, she knew that eating a dog was far less enjoyable than eating a bitch who raised a dog, so she suppressed the anger in her heart, bowed her head to the little bitch, and planned in her heart that the future would be long and see who could laugh to the end.

Bai Yun slowly led a group of guards into the house, carrying all the golden trophies confiscated from the princess into the house. There were several boxes of large, heavy ones that were not easy to move.Bai Yun was not at all polite to the princess, and looked at her annoyedly: "Princess, you are blocking the way of the servant, please, move to the side so that our wife's 'dowry' can be brought in."

If the princess could bear it any longer, she would not be a princess anymore, and glared at Hou Qing angrily: "Little bitch, you must die."

"Last night, I said that I'm going to die, and now I'm lying on my bed drinking medicine to suppress my fire!" Hou Qing just ate a few pieces of cakes and stuffed his belly, and now he has the strength to compare with the princess. big.

After staring for a while, Hou Qing was tired, and felt that he was not wronged to compete with her staring eyes, and walked forward a few steps slowly, puffing out her big round breasts, which surprised the princess. Overnight, your breasts doubled in size" asked.

Hou Qing looked contemptuously at her not-so-big breasts, then straightened her chest out again.

He Yifan: "..." He finally understood the pain in Madam's heart.

The concubine looked at her big breasts in embarrassment. Compared with the two, her breasts became very small. The shame of being a woman is that the anger in her heart is much less.

Hou Qing was satisfied that she was deflated, but fortunately he had prepared for it long ago, and exchanged two extra-large apples on his chest.

The concubine pretended not to mind Hou Qing's big breasts, stared at his face angrily and said, "Why did my sister let your dog catch this concubine?"

Hou Qing had torn skins with the concubine, and was too lazy to talk to her, so he commanded He Yifan domineeringly: "Let her taste the meal that I carefully prepared for me."

Wang Hao's face was disgusting as if she had eaten a fly, she glared at Hou Qing, and cursed: "Bitch, how dare you."

This time, He Yifan didn't have the slightest ambiguity, and asked the people under his command to support the princess and drag her to the "gold and jade outside and ruined in it" lunch, pressed her head, and pressed her in front of a bowl of rice .

Bai Yun hated the princess in his heart, and brought a plate of white and tender pig's trotters to her. Seeing that the princess was struggling hard, he pretended to fall and threw the whole plate of pig's trotters on her face.

The princess was so angry that she was about to cry. She, a regent princess who was born with a golden key, was treated like this, and shouted: "Little bitch, you must die!"

"What's going on?" Xia Xiaobai arrived before he heard, wearing black court clothes, walking like a breeze, his resolute facial features fascinated a lot of girls and women.

When the concubine saw the prince, she burst into tears instantly with her embarrassed face: "My lord, you want to make the decision for the concubine, my sister is too bullying."

The prince came, and the two guards who were holding down the princess did not dare to hold her down again, so they ran to the prince and cried with tears and snot: "The palace has rules set by the prince, and the female family members of the palace are not allowed to bring private affairs. Soldiers, those who disobey the order will be beheaded. As a concubine, I dare not bring a private soldier by my side, but my sister..."

Hou Qing sneered and said: "I don't have private soldiers either!" Pointing to He Yifan and the others: "They are all the prince's people."

The princess took advantage of Houqing, and said earnestly: "Sister, it's your fault. The prince loves you and sent you a few of his people, but you must not let them stay in the backyard of the palace. According to the rules set by the lord, there will be no mercy for women who bring private soldiers with them."

Hou Qing glanced at the food on the table, this big bitch was waiting for him here!

Hou Qing pretended to be soft and weak, walked up to the prince, and pouted: "My lord, are you going to punish me? Are you willing?"

The concubine asked Chunyun to wipe off the 'dirty things' on her face, and looked at Houqing viciously. The prince has a lot of women, and several of them are proud of being favored by her. They were annoyed by her, and they used this strategy to kill them. This little bitch is no exception.

Xia Xiaobai glanced at the princess coldly: "Go and eat the rotten food on the table." Then he gently hugged his little beauty, and coaxed: "Don't be like a shrew, you've been hungry all day. , for my husband to accompany you to eat something."

The concubine looked at Houqing as if she was facing an enemy, even if her dowry was robbed yesterday, she didn't have such a sense of crisis.

Hou Qing lazily confronted the princess, frowned and ordered the guards: "Serve the princess well for lunch."

"My lord, you can't..." The princess was terrified and was held down by the guards, who then roughly pried open her mouth and forcefully poured food into it. Her resentful eyes were full of hatred and fear, staring at Xia Xiaobai's thick black eyes. back view.

Hou Qing popped half of his head out of Xia Xiaobai's arms, and the corner of his mouth curled up into a slight sneer, which made Wang Hao's eyes turn red, and her throat felt disgusted like dung.

In a shallow river pool, many unknown little flowers emerge from the water, and the spring breeze is blowing, which is quite pleasant.

Xia Xiaobai carried Hou Qing across the classical wooden planks, and went straight to the octagonal Hanbai Pavilion beside the river pool. The green stone table on the pavilion was prepared with small wine and dishes, and he put Hou Qing on the cold stone bench , took the gorgeous peonies handed over by the beautiful maidservant, and put them in Houqing's hand: "Beautiful flowers are given to beauties, Madam please accept them with a smile."

Hou Qing struggled for a while before taking the peony, sniffed it lightly and said, "It smells so good."

"As long as the beauty likes it."

As a man, Hou Qing's heart beat a few beats inexplicably, and he lowered his head to 'seriously' stare at the few dishes on the table, all of which he loved to eat, his face was inexplicably hot, and he raised his head again. Gently wiping his forehead with his sleeve, he recited the Purifying Mantra inexplicably. When he found out that he was reciting the Purifying Mantra, he gritted his teeth in shame and resentment, and patted his blushing little face.

It's all old men, he's ass shy!