i just want to be a woman

In order to prevent the unfortunate thing from happening, Baiyun's eyes widened, but his head, which had been propped up for more than half an hour, finally couldn't hold it up, and unconsciously fell to the ground and fell asleep.

The thing that doesn't have eyes was so angry last night, it couldn't get up the energy to find fault with Hou Qing for a while, but the thing that doesn't have eyes will never have eyes, and finally thought of an idea at noon Clean up the queen.

At that time, Hou Qing was sleeping soundly. He turned over and wanted to continue sleeping. Who knew that he was used to sleeping in the bed, but this time he turned over without a warm embrace, and unexpectedly rolled under the bed. Coincidentally, It even hit the little maidservant who was lying on the ground and sound asleep, and the little maidservant let out a sharp scream "Ah!" Covered in cold sweat, he pushed the door in without thinking, and shouted in horror: "Protect Madam."

Hou Qing lay on the meat mat, and was not only shocked by the screams, but also startled by He Yifan's terrified roar. He climbed onto the bed angrily, rolled up the quilt a few times, and stared at the idiot at the door: " Do you need me to call you indecent?"

He Yifan shut the door shut in embarrassment, his heart pounding. It wasn't that he had any unreasonable thoughts about his wife, but he saw that his wife opened the front of his clothes very naturally, and took out the clothes on his chest very naturally. He put the big apple to his mouth very naturally, and took a bite.

He Yifan was more terrified than Madam meeting an assassin: Madam... the truth in his mind almost formed a straight line. Baiyun opened the door from the room and pulled He Yifan who was leaning against the door into The room looked at him with disgust: "A beast in clothes."

He Yifan was used to being scolded by Bai Yun, and these words could not cause any harm to him. Instead, he was more concerned about the traces of blood dripping from the corner of Bai Yun's mouth, which was just hit by Hou Qing, and hurriedly took out a The embroidered handkerchief wiped it for her: "Why are you so careless, how can you eat if you bump your teeth?"

Baiyun has a straight temper, sweetened his heart, and said, "Isn't there still you?"

He Yifan's ears turned red, embarrassed to continue wiping the blood for Baiyun, and put the handkerchief on her hand: "If you want to kiss each other, you can do it yourself."

Bai Yun sneered and said: "You hypocrite, you are a villain, you wiped it off for me just now, why are you pretending now?"

He Yifan was thin-skinned, and was ridiculed by Bai Yun. He wished he could dig a hole and bury himself, and said stubbornly: "Will you wipe it or not? My mother embroidered this handkerchief for me. If you don't want to wipe it, Just pay me back." After speaking, he pretended to grab it.

Bai Yun took a few steps back, glared at him, and handed him the handkerchief again.

After He Yishan took the handkerchief, Baiyun said shamelessly: "I give you two choices, either you can wipe it for me, or you can yell 'indecent' and call everyone over to call you a brat. If your intentions are wrong, then I will ask my wife to grant you nine thousand years."

He Yifan's face was blushing: "Who is the one with the wrong heart?"

Baiyun didn't say a word, and sat on a chair beside her with Erlang's legs up, waiting for He Yifan's "service". Hou Qing, who was on the background wall, felt a chill in his heart, he finally couldn't take it anymore and knocked on the bed board a few times, coughed heavily, and said angrily: "You think I'm dead."

Bai Yun and He Yifan didn't dare to do anything wrong, they stood up side by side, lowered their heads, and looked like little lovers stealing the sun.

Hou Qing was amazed: "When did you get married?"

Bai Yun and He Yifan's faces changed, they separated several steps, and said in unison: "We didn't make it."

Seeing their small appearance, Hou Qing, who has been there, knows it very well, but as a big man, how can he control so many of them!He winked at Baiyun.

Bai Yun knocked on his little head, hating himself for not remembering, wiped away the bleeding from his teeth with his sleeves, desperately squeezed a few tears from the corners of his eyes: "He Yifan, do you understand our wife's suffering? "

He Yifan asked puzzled: "Bitter?" He looked at his wife's balled body in bewilderment.

Hou Qing's tears flowed as soon as she said, and she cried until the pear blossoms rained: "Of course I am suffering. I am a woman, but I have no breasts."

He Yifan: "..."

Hou Qing's right hand was pulled out from the tightly wrapped quilt, holding an apple that had been gnawed a few times, not treating He Yishang as an outsider at all, and gnawed two more bites of his big apple in front of him Breast', crying while eating: "I was born beautiful since I was a child, but because I live in the countryside, I have never had enough to eat. I am underdeveloped, and I have everything a woman should have, but I just don't have breasts."

He Yifan suddenly realized: "So Madam is a woman without breasts?"

Baiyun endured the ecstasy in his heart, patted him on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Of course, Madam told you only when you were her own. Don't gossip and talk to others casually, causing Madam to be punished." You are a joke, Madam is kind-hearted and willing to forgive you, and I will definitely eat you."

He Yifan was coaxed into a daze, and immediately nodded his head to promise: "Even if this subordinate dies, he will definitely keep this big secret." After a pause, he asked with concern: "Does the lord know?"

Bai Yun's face was full of melancholy: "Madam is too inferior, she hasn't consummated the marriage with the prince yet."

He Yifan turned his sympathetic eyes to Hou Qing, and comforted him: "The prince loves his wife so much, he will definitely not mind."

Hou Qing's face was full of sadness: "I hope so! I haven't found the right time to tell him." After a pause, he stared at his honest face and asked, "Do people outside know?"

He Yifan said shamelessly: "Only one of the subordinates is still inexperienced. He trespassed without permission and disturbed Madam. Please forgive me."

Both Hou Qing and Bai Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

After tossing around for a while, Hou Qing was already hungry, so he waved He Yifan away, He Yifan walked out of the room numbly, turned around after a quarter of an hour of ink stains, grabbed Baiyun's little hand closing the door, He handed over his handkerchief: "This handkerchief is stained with blood from your teeth, I don't want it anymore, give it to you!"

Bai Yun glanced at the handkerchief in disgust, secretly resenting that this kid can't speak, and gave him a supercilious look: "Let's leave it to your mother!"

He Yifan: "..."

Baiyun slammed the door hard, blocking He Yifan to stand outside in a daze.

He Yifan: Only women and villains are difficult to raise.

Hou Qing crossed his legs and sat in front of the vanity mirror, playing with his silk hair. The hair became softer and softer, and he looked more and more beautiful.

Bai Yun walked over slowly, his small appearance was also full of joy, humming a song to comb Hou Qing's hair.Hou Qing suppressed his narcissism in his heart, and warned lightly: "Don't look at He Mutou who is easy to be bullied in a daze, so you don't have to be on guard. Women who want to hook him up can circle around this room." Go up a row."

Bai Yun said shyly: "Ma'am, don't talk nonsense, people don't care about He Mutou."

Hou Qing gave her a white look: "You green onions and vegetables know that you are hiding it. If He Mumu is robbed, I am not willing to beat the mandarin ducks for you."

Bai Yun was anxious, shaking Hou Qing's arm: "Ma'am~"

Hou Qing said, "Do you recognize it?"

Baiyun lowered his head shyly: "Yes." Then he said confidently: "Although the servant girl is not as beautiful as the madam, she is not bad-looking, and it is more than enough to restrain He Mutou. Don't worry, madam, the servant girl will definitely not let him run away. Out of the Wuzhi Mountain of slaves."

Hou Qing nodded and felt relieved: "I only remind you when you are my own, otherwise I will be fine!"

Bai Yun was satisfied in his heart: "Thank you Madam, if you need a little help from Madam, this servant will definitely not be polite to Madam."

The knock on the door sounded rhythmically. Hou Qing smiled ambiguously, patted Bai Yun's little hand, took the opportunity to wipe a little bit of oil, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it's the Yufu who has a good way. It seems that I am worrying about it in vain." ’” He touched her little hand even more vigorously: “I’ve got my maidservant taken away, I have to try my best to eat more tofu, otherwise it won’t look good if I become a wife.”

Bai Yun retracted her little hand shyly, and said with a sneer: "Madam knows how to make fun of slaves." Turning around to open the door, she became a fierce woman again, and rudely opened the door, glaring at him: "Knock what, if yesterday Your knock on the door at night is half as strong, and our wife's face will not be lost by you."

He Yifan couldn't hold back his old face, and smiled embarrassingly: "The lunch ordered by the princess, is Madam hungry?"

"Nonsense." Bai Yun glared at him angrily, "Hurry up and let someone come in."

He Yifan smiled happily, and nodded in agreement.

Hou Qing washed her white hands and sat quietly on the table waiting for the meal to be served. Her stomach didn't growl, but Bai Yun's stomach grumbled unceremoniously.

Bai Yun lowered his head and said embarrassedly: "Originally, the servants are not hungry, but who knows how to scold the idiot, and scolded all the roundworms in the stomach."

Hou Qing sighed: "If you are hungry, you will be hungry. What excuses are you looking for, or is it the kind of man who can't feed you?"

Bai Yun blushed, and said with a smirk, "Madam, don't make fun of your servants." Madam is kind, they even rode a unicorn before, so Bai Yun didn't dare Madam to be polite, so he sat down firmly and smiled lightly. Said: "Madam is so kind!"

Hou Qing nodded on her nose and said with a smile, "If I don't treat you well, who else should I treat?"

Two hungry people sat quietly at the dining table, waiting for lunch.

He Daozi knew that it was a dream for other women in the palace to live in harmony with his wife, so he naturally had to be careful. This time, in order to restore his wife's trust in him, he personally checked and isolated the princess's maids one by one, and put on The person who killed him delivered food to his wife to avoid the enemy's assassination.

As for the people on his own side, He Yifan's current available people are his guards, a dozen or so tall and thick men, they honestly followed He Yifan's instructions, and the men carried the plate and put the food on the table. Don't squint, even dare not glance at the beautiful lady.

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Lazy cancer committed today

Can't let down the little angel who is watching

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