Drunken Master

During this period of time, Pei Yan was filming his film "The Prodigal Son" at the film and television base in Qingdao.

This is a youthful and hot-blooded urban fantasy film, and it is also an adaptation of a popular novel. The plot is ups and downs, and the imagination is wonderful, which is more in line with the taste of Two-dimensional.The crew gathered a group of traffic "peanuts", who competed lively and lively on the set every day, so this film is known as the blockbuster with the highest total appearance value of the year and is worth looking forward to.

Some scenes were filmed on the island, some in the bay, and there were battle scenes in speedboats out to sea.

In the film, a group of kung fu boys are all awesome, highly exaggerating individual heroism. When a wave hits, the young hero stretches out a palm, and "slap" knocks the huge wave that blocks him away, and then stretches his arms. Soared into the air.One palm after another, with a burst of "crackling", the opponent in front of him, such as "Hellfire Face", "Peacock Mingwang" and other well-known and well-packed mobs, was beaten to death...

This is the effect after the post-production is completed. The surrounding environment needs to create a grand scene of star-crossing, star-crossing, and wanting to kill the end of the world, and then flash back some montage pictures about the protagonist's past and present life, reflecting the philosophical depth and grandeur of the original work. Construct a worldview.

Pei Yan is not too sure about the depth of philosophy. After reading more than 100 chapters of the original book, he really didn't have the courage to finish the remaining 800 chapters, and abandoned the article in anger.

The actual shooting is a stimulating scene that makes the brain congest and the stomach perforate.Pei Shaoxia was bouncing in the waves in a small boat. When he crossed a wave, he bumped his buttocks, and when another wave came, he bumped his buttocks again.He was like driving a horse on a mountain road in the waves, all the way crazy.

Deer - drive, deer - drive!

Pei Shaoxia had fun in the midst of suffering, and only by silently reciting such slogans could he survive the churning in his stomach.

After finally getting to the position set by the rehearsal, the wire rope hoisted him up. He soared up from his "cloud shadow battleship" and flew into the sky like a bird with his arms outstretched. At this time, a big wave suddenly hit , a pail of salty water...

He drank several sips of water, and was so moistened by the sea that he was about to vomit, but he still insisted on finishing this one and never did it again.The "Peacock King" opposite him was also flying back and forth with the wire hanging on his back. His eyes were rolled by the waves, and he also had a face full of embarrassment. He mouthed to him, "Yan Baoer, I love you to the end of the world." Kill me and let me get the bento—"

Pfft—take another sip of water.

The two vomited seawater mixed with artificial blood, and fought desperately against the wind and waves. Under the effect of seawater vomiting, they made a tragic expression in a fierce battle. "I happily jumped into the sea holding the bento box...

On the rocks by the sea, a jeep was parked. The teenagers stood against the wind in the car, with their black hair fluttering, making passionate poses. They took one photo when the tide was high and another photo when the tide was low.

As soon as the director yelled, Pei Yan jumped out of the car dripping wet, as if his lower body had been soaked in a muddy pond.

"Director, go over and have a look, what's going on in the car?" Pei Yan yelled, "Why don't you go soak in the car for a while?

"Really, director, I'm very cool. Now I take a shower three times a day in the morning, noon and evening. I also brush my teeth in the shower. I feel very comfortable."

A group of people laughed, all of them looked like bald chickens soaked in mud.

"No, I won't go." The director waved his hand, "The next scene is a bonfire on the beach in the evening. For emotional scenes, you can sit in front of the fire and dry yourself out later. You'll dry yourself up while acting."

"You want me to act in an emotional scene when you're so wet?" Pei Yan asked, "I still have to pretend that I can't suppress my love, affectionate confession, passionate kisses, director?"

"Talking about love, rolling on the beach, won't you get wet while talking?" The director's assistant looked at him.

"It's not the midnight show yet!" Pei Yan pointed.

Then he stood on a rock, under the watchful eyes of everyone, and began to take out the treasure from his clothes.

Take out a shell.

took out another shell

"What, Yan Bao?" The people around looked at him happily.

"Look, it's not finished yet," Pei Yan said.

"And, there's one more." He took out another pocket-sized crab, "Look, soft-shell crab, it's all living on me."

The people around were laughing like crazy, and saw that Pei Yan began to pinch the waist, crotch, and trouser legs: "It's broken, it's broken, there is still one in my pants, and there is another one, a hermit crab... When it's over, it's in my pants... "

A group of young people had a great time making movies together, and the set was full of fun and joy.

It's just that when I accidentally think of the serious-faced veteran cadre more than 1000 kilometers away, the hippie face will be temporarily withdrawn.

Whenever in the evening, the sea and sky line shoots out the vast rays of light, and the mirage in the distance evokes some hazy conjectures.Looking at the gorgeous sea water under the setting sun, let the mood fly for a while, and miss the people far away...

Filming is very hard, definitely not as easy as doing variety shows.

Any business that earns a lot of money is also under great pressure. I am afraid that if you do not do well, people will criticize you and say that you are not worthy of earning so much money.Therefore, Pei Yan has experienced all the hardest journeys that Zhuang Xiao experienced in the frontier camp, such as winter swimming, camping, and rapid marches.

Several of Jiahuang's Xiaosheng, Xiaodan, were also assigned roles in the film.A week after the filming started, their company's fresh meat Xu Ran also came in.

What's wrong with Xu Ran?In fact, the person Zhuang Xiao and Pei Yan were gossiping on the phone before only participated in the first episode of the "Field Recruits" program group, because of irreconcilable conflicts with the director group because of "hair studs, eyeliner, mascara" and so on. , quit the show, and he was talking about Xu Ran from their company.He and Xing Rong can be regarded as the same group, the same number of students.

Xu Ran entered the set, dyed the color of silver fox hair, beautiful, and said hello in a crisp voice: "Yanyan."

The corners of Pei Yan's mouth twitched lightly, neither hot nor cold: "Ran Ran."

Who doesn't know who's the details?

Xu Ran is tough enough, and the company is so conniving.Just dumped the "Field Recruits" program group, and turned around to be able to insert the "Blood Shadow" crew midway.There was no such person in the cast list, so he could come in if he said it.

After returning to the hotel at night, Pei Yan left the room before going to bed and quietly went downstairs to buy a tube of lubricant.

I forgot to bring it, thinking that I would not need that thing if I was alone in an empty room.

In fact, it is still necessary, and the hands are rough and uncomfortable.

When I got out of the room, I saw Xu Ran passing through the corridor. He seemed to be holding a stack of books in his hand. He knocked on the director's room door and went in...

Fuck... Pei Yan complained in his heart, asking the director to "read the script" in the middle of the night?Isn't it just "fuck".The director of their youth film was invited by the company from the outside to cooperate. It is well known in the circle that he is a crooked one. He looks like a hypoplastic embryo that makes people unable to talk about it, but he is specifically looking for small fresh meat to cause trouble.It's just that I won't find him, Uncle Pei, because I think he is not tender enough and unpalatable.

Cough, ugly people have companions in bed, and it is extremely desolate for him to buy lubricant alone.

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A few days later, when work was over and back to the hotel, Pei Yan came out of the bathroom and finally changed into a clean shirt without blood or mud, with water still dripping from her forehead.

Today...cough... what day is it like today?

No need to remind yourself, fans online will help remind him.The topic on Weibo has already become popular, and many fans sent him birthday songs, birthday congratulations pictures, and left messages to wish him well. They are very considerate and warm.

The assistant stepped out and winked at the door.

Pei Yan was taken aback for a moment, but also came to his senses, knowing that there would be such a human drama.

The lights in the corridor and the room were all turned off, and the director and producer pushed a dining car in.A clump of warm firelight poured in from the door of the room, pouring into his eyes...

Many smiling faces reflecting the firelight appeared around, and everyone sang "Happy Birthday to You" in unison.The smiling faces are all sincere, and the director also said a lot of blessings to him.Even if Pei Yan didn't wait to see each other normally, she was very moved at this time.

He clasped his hands together, raised his head high, bowed at ninety degrees, and bowed several times: "Thank you, thank you, thank you...I am touched..."

Then, a large piece of cream cake was pasted on his face, his nostrils were blocked, and his emotion was suppressed in his heart.

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Pei Yan wiped the cream on her face, put it in her mouth and tasted it: "What a waste? It's delicious, keep it for me to eat!"

The director said: "This is the cake that smears your face, what really makes you eat is yet to come."

Then, seriously, crowds of people crowded around and pushed up another big cake box.When I opened it, it was the classic cake brand that their family eats most often on their birthdays.

Suddenly my heart softened.People are still hard, but the heart is as soft as a cake.

He ate this for his 22nd and 23rd birthdays. At that time, he was very innocent and happy. This year is his 24th birthday. He is no longer so simple. He still feels happy, and of course he still wants to eat this happiness card cake.

"This is, who gave it to you." Pei Yan said.

"Your family member should be your mother?" The big producer replied, "Your mother called me before and said that she would send you something and let us help you organize it for your birthday! I said that's definitely not the case. problem."

There were blessing cards embedded in the box, and he unfolded the cards.

There were too many blessings and emotions to write down, and the other party specially clipped a piece of letter paper of the same style inside, and a whole page of free and easy Tiny Herb's words jumped into view.

baby:

It's my birthday, I'm 24 years old.

Say important words three times and it will come true.Happy birthday to you, always happy and always happy.

What are you talking about, as a person, I am used to keeping a lot of things in my heart, and I seldom say them to you. On your birthday, I will just say a few words that are most sincere.You and I are both very busy at work, often in different places, sometimes even separated by oceans, get together less and leave more.I have known you for a long time, and the days I spend relatively alone day and night are less than 30 days.However, in these days, every day I feel more and more that I can't live without you.

Separated or not separated, all I think about is you.

I want to ride horses with you again on the grasslands of Inner Mongolia, and fight boxing with you on the terrace in my backyard.

I want to hold you on the red carpet every time I attend a movie premiere.

As long as you punch, I will follow.The life path you want to take, I want to walk with you.

This road is rushing forward, and sometimes I can't keep up with your footsteps, but I have always followed your footsteps, and I have been following you.Occasionally when I walk slowly, you will turn around and stand there waiting for me a few steps.I hesitate to go forward, you will drag me.I took a detour and ran halfway, but you can still pull me back, wake me up and let me find the right direction in life again.I am grateful to you, thank you for your generosity, thank you for not giving up on me.

Thank you for liking me so much and caring about me.

Thank you for being considerate of me, always caring about what I eat, my weight, my waist, and my hairstyle.

Thank you for your morning and evening greetings.

Thank you for letting me have someone to miss when I go to bed every night.

Thank you for letting me know how precious these are.

My darling, I wish you a prosperous new year in the performing arts, make further progress, and achieve your ambition and dominance as soon as possible.I wish you always happy, healthy, happy, and you will always be the most handsome.

miss you,

family.

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"Tsk, treasure—be—" the director seemed to have noticed it.

Pei Yan quickly closed the card, not planning to share it with outsiders this time.

"Your mother is good at writing?" Xu Ran smiled and expressed her friendliness.In fact, I want to say, this word is written in a more masculine style?With edges and corners, it looks like a man's handwriting.

"Yes, my mother is more arrogant than me." The expression could not be restrained, and the corners of Pei Yan's mouth kept turning up, wanting to shout, shouting to everyone, very happy.

"Qingdao didn't open this specialty store, only Beijing and Shanghai. Your family seems to have found a special food delivery company. They pick up the food from that store in the morning and ask for the freshest ones. They get on the plane and deliver them to you in the evening. It's so thoughtful that it can be delivered to you... This is just being a mother, how much I spoil you!" said the producer.

"Just spoil me like that!" Pei Yan couldn't even close her mouth.

The words on the birthday letter paper are the style of a man's usual speech, without fancy decorations and brilliant words.He never pretended to be an educated person without going to university, but every word and every sentence pierced his heart, and every sentence was what he wanted to hear.

There are many beautiful words in the book, but neither of them read the book, and their life experience is enough to write a book.

The cake is very tempting, and this time I changed it to a blackberry berry black forest cake.

Pei Yan flicked away the paws stretched out by others, and protected his cake in the crook of his arms, "don't move", "this is not just for fun", "I'll keep this for food", just like an old hen guarding her chicks Same……

He took the cake back to his room, ate it alone, and ate a large piece.If you can't finish the rest, put it in the refrigerator in your room and enjoy it slowly by yourself.

There is actually a secret in the cake box, and there is also a small box, like a diary, with a combination lock.

Without thinking, Pei Yan tried the dates that were kept in mind, his own birthday, Zhuang Xiao's birthday, the day when we first met, the day when he lost his virginity...

Nothing is right, that is the day when the two will reunite, 20180107.

Right this time.

The combination lock popped open, and inside was a small diary.

These are some fragments written by Zhuang Xiao. Strictly speaking, they are not diaries, but at best, they are mood essays.In terms of date, it basically started when the two reunited together, and then slowly recorded every day of life.

[1 month 7 day]

Yanyan, Iswear.

Love your new tattoo, thank you.

do you like mine

[1 month 8 day]

Now that I have spent a new notebook, let's write some more nonsense.

His chin was so painful that he was about to dislocate. He had never been beaten to dislocate his jaw in the ring before.

I just thought that a hundred years later, I would lie in a coffin and become a pile of bones, which happened to be dug out by people of later generations.When they study my mandible, they will find that this guy's mandibular joint has been a bit worn out all his life... It's embarrassing to be found out like this.

So don't think so much, don't worry anymore, being a human being is just having fun in time.

If someone digs out the coffin in the future and finds that this person has not been worn out or damaged at all, and all the parts on his body look like they have just left the factory and are new, it will be as if this person has never lived. mean?

[1 month 9 day]

At the premiere, this kid accidentally said that in the future, he can only become the president himself, bring his own dowry, and play any role he wants.

I want to tell him, you can wait for your man to become the president in the future, and give you enough dowry, so that you can be good enough in front of others, and you can be in any movie you want.

Empty promises are meaningless, I will try my best.

[1 month 10 day]

I really want to see what he looks like when he receives the rose bear, but there is no time to install a camera in the room to monitor him.Imagine his expression as silly as a bear lol.

I have never sent flowers to others before, so being a boyfriend is very dereliction of duty.

In the future, try to develop the habit of sending flowers to the bear.

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[1 month 15 day]

I don't know what to write today, so I'll praise you.

The level of cooking is getting higher and higher, virtuous and promising.

Today's plate of mapo tofu is very good, next time I will order crab roe tofu.You actually know how to make tofu, right?Would you like anything else?

……

[1 month 18 day]

Yosemite in winter is cold.

You shouldn't make this silly bet with him, running so far up the mountain, and rolling the snow.Isn't rolling in bed uncomfortable?If you want to play something new and exciting, rolling in the snow... can you still be hard?I was so cold that I didn't even know how to do my work.I did a terrible job today.

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[1 month 27 day]

It can be seen that his mother can't help but want to scold me a few words, thank her for not scolding or beating me.

I have already decided to go back to China with him. There are no difficulties or setbacks that can stop me. Those are nothing.What stopped me before was my own dullness and timidity, my own psychological barriers.very sorry.

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[1 month 31 day]

When I return to China, I officially start to quit smoking, record every day, and urge myself to complete it.

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[2 month 3 day]

Such a big bathtub is not enough for him to wash?Every time, half a tank of water can be lifted out.

He leaves for work in the morning and I'm at home scrubbing and draining the toilet because he's flooding it.

My back hurts.

……

[2 month 9 day]

"Beautiful" shedding, the quality is worrying.I suspect that someone has secretly pulled the hair around "Beautiful"'s neck, and it often pulls and falls off.I found a pinch of lion fur next to the bed, and I glued it back.

He didn't dare to grab me, so he bullied "Beautiful"?The kid is also in a hurry.

I just touch the "handsome" ass, which is mine anyway, whenever I feel like it.Let's see when the idiot can find out that the "handsome" butt is not so white anymore, it has already turned gray by my touch.

Could he smell cigarettes on "Handsome"?I smoke much less now.

[2 month 10 day]

There are too many things on this man.

Let me kiss a ring at every turn, or eat a diamond, which is almost swallowed by me, why?

Forget it, it's agreed not to interfere with the other party's hobbies, and he can play whatever he wants, and money can't buy him happiness.What a hobby.

……

[2 month 15 day]

On Lunar New Year's Eve, I had a meal with my dad and watched TV.

He didn't tell me to go back to Tianjin with him to meet my parents, and he also ordered a large table of food for me, which was delivered to my door by the food delivery company, as well as cakes... Thank you, you are sweeter than cakes.

When quitting smoking, I insisted on only smoking two cigarettes today.

[2 month 16 day]

Get up early and watch TV with the old man for a while.

The old man has been very tempered recently, he didn't throw anything at me, and he didn't pick fights with me.We haven't spent the night under one roof in a long time, probably the first time in years.

Dad said, that kid came to accompany him several times, and spent the New Year with him, the cake was delicious, and the fried steamed buns were also delicious...

I may have met an angel.

Thank you.

You are kind to me, I will remember it in my heart.

Keep quitting for Angel.If I smoke less, you will suck less exhaust gas.

……

[2 month 22 day]

"Field Recruits" was officially recorded, and they were stationed in the barracks of the border guards for five days and four nights at a time.

The hair was cut and gone.

In fact, as long as I don't ask me to shave my head, I can bear it.If you really want to shave your head, I will immediately quit and go back——Mr. Pei will be replaced!

Except for him, no one dared to show up with a bald head, and he had to be on camera, and he had to look good on camera to please the audience, he was the most handsome.

It was right to quit smoking. There was no cigarettes in the barracks, and I was so suffocated that I was forced to start picking bark and gnawing leaves.

[2 month 23 day]

The whole room was snoring, startled... sky... moving... ground...

Whoever sleeps in the same room is better than sleeping with him, he is the quietest.

Maybe it's because he's tired?He also yelled a lot.

Usually we get together less and leave more, and it is rare to see each other overnight, and every time he is so tired that he doesn't make a sound, and sleeps very peacefully.Such a nice person, every time I see him falling asleep, I can't help but want to kiss him a few times, it hurts.

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[3 month 18 day]

Handsome's birthday is approaching.

Since more than a month ago, I have been thinking about this matter, studying our schedule, and wondering where I should appear on that day.It's a pity that the schedule is too full, and we must not be able to bump into each other.I am doing a program in other places, and he is filming in other places.

Work hard to earn money while you are young. You can't just leave your hands and stay at home all day long. Watching the other party work hard to support the family, you are always afraid that you are not working hard enough.

I imagined several plans, should I give him a surprise that day and suddenly parachute to his crew?Give him a big living as a gift.

But I wanted to be hungry again, and I didn't want to let this matter push him to the forefront, and I became his burden and his source of pressure.Let him film the movie well, the matter between the two of us, after finishing work, we will quietly.

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[3 month 22 day]

Finally, the plan was finalized, and a cake would be delivered to him by courier.

For me, this may be the easiest and most trouble-free way, and there is no burden for both of them.

Not trying to be lazy.I may not be the kind...the kind of person who is easily excited and orgasms, who is particularly involved and crazy in love, who can turn every day into a festival and anniversaries, making you happy and lively every day like a festival...I really do No, it's that hard for me, it's hard.I might be the exact opposite kind of person who makes anniversaries feel like every day is boring, boring, and normal.

But I will always be there.

The promise I have made, I don’t plan to break my promise, I will try my best to be in your life every day and accompany you for a complete life.If I make a promise, I will try my best to do it.

I relapsed last time, and I started to quit smoking again today. I don't believe that I can't quit.

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[3 month 24 day]

I couldn’t hold it anymore and smoked another three today. Don’t go to the balcony to smoke the fourth before going to bed.

Quitting smoking is harder than falling in love and cohabiting. It's really hard.

So quitting an addiction is always harder than getting another, right?

Finally, I am a little relieved about falling in love and living together. There is nothing I can't bear, which is very good.There is nothing more difficult and frustrating for me than quitting smoking!

[3 month 25 day]

I'm going to send him the diary and the cake today, and I'm a little uneasy.What's the matter, what's written in it, is it too late to erase and rewrite now haha.

Don't laugh at me.He's just a rough person with an average level.When I was in school, every time I wrote the test paper for the Chinese class, I wrote the question in front of the composition, and the composition was empty, so I just handed in the paper and left.

I have never shown others what I wrote. Doesn't this feel shy?No jokes are allowed, otherwise you won't be able to read it in the future.

Thank you handsome.

continue to miss you.

Happy birthday to you.

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"Also bury me.

"What about my hobbies?

"Still touching my ass... No, you touch my little white sheep's ass...

"Come and touch me, I'm afraid of you? Next time I pull the hair on your body..."

While watching, Pei Yan commented and complained.Skip to see the important days first, and then turn back and read carefully.

I have an urge to find a red fountain pen to correct homework for new students who are writing a diary for the first time, and tell them what is well written.

Scattered, one page after another, daily bits and pieces, loose thoughts.I can pull out three, five, seven or eight sentences every day, and I write more about my feelings than I speak. This is also a kind of personality.

The diehard who kept everything in his heart and never shared it with anyone, the stone in the latrine, was finally willing to share it with his boyfriend.

Thank you beautiful, you are so beautiful.

You are smelly and hard, manly and handsome.

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