Drunken Master

Pei Yan also found that the old guy's attitude towards him was much better than his attitude towards his son.

This was beyond his expectation, he thought he would bicker and fight when he entered the door, and he would be slapped in the face by eggs, vegetable leaves and steamed buns.This didn't happen in the end, the old guy just ate whatever he gave, and there was nothing wrong with it.Uncle Zhuang stood in front of him, babbling with his head sullen, and occasionally said something unpleasant, but he was quite honest.

Sure enough, people are like this, they are kind and reasonable in front of outsiders, but behind closed doors they go all out to bully their relatives.Those stingy and harsh faces are specially used to torture the closest people, so that the family will not be separated from their relatives, why bother to come?

He brought a large plate of golden-yellow fried steamed buns, and dug out the sugar and sesame paste he had just bought from under the table, and began to compare the two flavors which tasted better.

"I'll give you a piece of sesame paste, and another piece with sugar. You can taste which one you like more. Actually, I think it's the best if you put sesame paste on it and then dip it in sugar," Pei Yan said.

"What's wrong with you, why..." Uncle Zhuang was chewing on fried steamed buns.

"Why is it so good?" Pei Yan asked with a smile as the two sat across the table.

"Why so much nonsense." Uncle Zhuang muttered.

The smile on Pei Yan's face disappeared, and several words of the three-character classic that were not repeated flashed in his heart, and he didn't curse anyone today.

Then, he heard the old drunk holding fried steamed buns and muttering in a low voice: "My son, he, he...he doesn't talk so much, he never talks to me, he doesn't say a word, at home That is, I will not talk about life and death..."

It's been a long time since the old man talked to anyone.As a bitch, I just love to listen to Pei Yan's unrestrained nonsense, the two of them talked so much.

"Why didn't Zhuang Xiao talk to you? Have you ever thought about why?" Pei Yan's face glowed faintly under the lamp, "As soon as we met, you scolded him the worst, bullied him, and beat him. What did he tell you?"

"Zhuang Xiao is not very talkative, and he doesn't talk to me. You still make him feel bad, what else can he say? Your son is doing well and decent outside, and he is also a star. Can you He earns a lot of money, has a career and a reputation. You always think about him, doesn’t he want face and self-esteem? If you treat him better in the future, won’t he be willing to come back.”

"..."

Cough, this chicken soup is poured.

This is really not his style, who did he learn it from?

……

Pei Yan spent very late at Uncle Zhuang's house that day, chatting on and off for a long time.

He didn't go back until there were no more cars on the road outside and no traffic jams.

The two didn't quarrel and fight anymore, and they got along quite harmoniously.Pei Yan has roughly figured out the straight-hearted temperament of an old alcoholic. This person is alcohol-injured, moody, and plays the same thing from left to right. Bad temper comes and goes very quickly. up.

However, Uncle Zhuang happened to meet a son with such a personality, so he couldn't tolerate it.

Zhuang Xiao refused to speak because of his rebellious mentality, and he was very cold in his bones.These two fathers, the old man used hot violence against his son, and the son retaliated with cold violence, and the damage to each other was huge.Sometimes Uncle Zhuang just forced Zhuang Xiao to speak up by cursing and obediently, and he fell into a vicious circle.

Uncle Zhuang also has a half-length hairstyle, which may be easy to take care of, so he doesn't have to go out to cut his hair often.The long hair is tied into a braid at the back, and the hair color has turned gray. Seen from the side under the lamp, the silhouette of the father and son are very similar. The uncle must have been handsome when he was young.Pei Yan really couldn't hate such a face.

He casually said that he wanted to learn a few Baguazhang moves from the old man, but the old man showed up to teach him, pushing back and forth and gesticulating a few moves.

"Yo, can you teach me casually?" Pei Yan asked, "Isn't it a unique skill passed down from your family?"

"Didn't you say you want to learn?" Uncle Zhuang said.

"If you don't ask your son, can you pass it on to me?" Pei Yan said with a smile, "Teach me everything, and his few tricks are not unique tricks."

"If you have learned it, go to him to make gestures!" The uncle is really generous.

"Ah, I don't dare to make trouble in front of him!" Pei Yan laughed, "Your family doesn't have the rules of passing on the inside and not the outside, and passing on the male and not the female?"

"No rules!" Uncle Zhuang slapped him.

"I'll learn from that, the first time we met you stretched out your palms and slapped me, 'White Ape Offers Fruit'!" Pei Yan blocked the uncle's slap.It was the first time he saw Zhuang Xiao, Zhuang Xiao did the same trick and beat his earlobe to bleed.

Uncle Zhuang also told him: "Practicing moves is just to practice shape and put on a show. You have to keep practicing Qi and inner strength, boy, you can't make a show."

Pei Yan said: "I don't have internal strength, I really can't practice Zhuang Xiao. He easily made a wave with his palm, and I knelt in the bathtub."

He lowered his eyes under the lamp and laughed at himself, don't understand this old man.

……

The next day, he unexpectedly received a greeting and invitation from Fei Cha, the same director who directed the American version of "Drunken Master".

"Drunken Master" is scheduled to be screened during the Spring Festival in China. As a well-known director of Hollywood blockbusters, Fei Cha was also invited to Beijing to do promotion and interviews.However, Mr. Zhuang did not participate in the domestic promotion due to various reasons. The distribution company was very dissatisfied, but there was nothing to do. These are all known stories.

Fei Cha sent him a message, came to Beijing to talk to him about movies, and considered cooperating in the next movie.

This is a cosmic sci-fi action movie, a bit similar to "Avatar", and the original work seems to have won an international award.The old guy didn't even bring the script, so he ordered a cup of coffee for Mr. Pei, and sat there chatting for two hours, telling him stories.The director kept talking and making gestures, and even took out a notebook halfway to draw character settings and shot scenes for him.

Pei Yan nodded happily: "It's fun, interesting, acting."

If he can cooperate with Fei Cha again, it means that he will have to film across the ocean again, and the studio may still be on the west coast, in Los Angeles.

He has not yet greeted Zhang Shaochi to ask the company's opinion, but he wants to go very much.

Is this an unrealistic fantasy for yourself?

Pei Yan went to see Uncle Zhuang again in the evening. It has been two consecutive days of volunteering to show love and care for the elderly living alone.

If he couldn't see brother Xiao, he would see his uncle. He called the store specially, ordered a box of [-] kinds of small cakes assorted flavors, and took the cakes to Uncle Zhuang's house.

During the New Year's holiday, and the weather was bad, Yuji's paparazzi were off work, and no one was watching his whereabouts.

He went to the supermarket to buy groceries again, figuring out what dishes he would make from the limited list of talents, and decided to show the uncle the northern family version of fried chicken with sauce and potted tofu.The old Ms. Xu taught him the secrets of these two dishes, so that he could make an emergency when necessary.Let him do other things, such as scrambled eggs with tomatoes and scrambled eggs with tomatoes!

The door was unlocked again.

The uncle relies on his martial arts skills, and even thieves dare not mess with him.

Entering the door, it was very quiet, and no one answered in the room, something was wrong.

Pei Yan yelled a few times, turned around the inner room and the outer room, and found someone on the balcony.

A flowerpot on the balcony was broken, and the ground was full of broken pottery and soil. Uncle Zhuang fell to the side, with blood on his head, and his feet seemed to be sprained.

A crutch of the old drunkard hit him on the head.

"What are you doing? What's the matter?" Pei Yan blocked the hard crutches, wanting to get angry, but he couldn't beat me and tricked me again? !

"Don't be a fucking fake, don't come to see me... I'll be disabled, get out..." Zhuang Wenlong muttered in a low voice, his eyes were dark, a line of dried blood was hanging on the bridge of his forehead and nose.

"..."

"Hungry? Thirsty? Let me help you." Pei Yan said.

The old guy was really poor.

"Oh...you peed your pants. What a big deal, it's okay, get up." He easily picked him up from the ground and carried him into the room.

I don’t know when the uncle fell. He may have knocked over the flowerpot on the balcony and was smashed by the flowerpot. He may have been sitting on the balcony for several hours. The nanny who was supposed to come to clean and cook didn’t come on time. I'm afraid no one at home knows.

He changed his dirty pants and wiped his face with warm water to remove the blood.

Eat something and drink water.

As for Pei Yan, it is indeed the first time for him to do these serving jobs, let's practice with Uncle Zhuang first.

After tidying up neatly, he took the box of cakes and opened the lid to show the other party: "Twelve flavors, I don't care how much you like to choose, but you can choose vigorously! There are always one or two that suit your eyes and taste, eat it." ?"

"..." The smell of alcohol and hostility dissipated, Zhuang Wenlong's eyes were filled with sadness, and he blinked his wet eyes.

What is pleasing to the eye, what is to the taste?

"Hehe." Uncle Zhuang smiled, "You are the one who is the most pleasing to my eyes and my taste."

People are not plants, how can they be ruthless.

"Yo, that's rare, thank you!" Pei Yan smiled, "I'm more pleasing to you than your own son?"

"You are much more pleasing to the eye than that little bastard." Uncle Zhuang nodded.

"Don't say that, my brother Xiao is so sad and heartbroken." Pei Yan said, "That's your own son, I'm an outsider after all."

"You are an outsider." The old drunkard raised his wrinkled eyelids and sighed, "Boy, I am crazy, and you are also crazy? My brain is broken, and you are also crazy? I am old and disabled, and you are an outsider who cares about me What are you doing?"

"You can't just leave it alone." Pei Yan filled the cake, and the two of them each took a plate, "What's wrong with your leg? Didn't it cause you to fight with your son? Did you hurt it while filming?"

"..."

Pei Yan really didn't know the reason before.Uncle Zhuang is such a violent person who wants face and strength, how can he be disabled.

What movie did you hurt?What was the scene like?

The security protection measures on the set are heavy and heavy. There are inspections and checks. There are stunt teams, action directors, producers and producers, and even industry associations and the General Administration. How could such a thing happen?

"Phoenix Dance and Dragon Walk", isn't it the one that Jiahuang cast before?

Are you kidding me, did that set explode?

Why haven't I heard of it, is there such a thing?Has the media reported it?Why haven't I seen a detailed report?

Someone forced you to make a film?

Who forced you to make a film?What if you don't shoot them?

……

It is best not to question and ponder over bad things.

Pei Yan's face changed slowly, from constant questioning to complete silence, falling into a long silence, feeling sad.

What happened many years ago, when he was a kid, he didn't understand anything.What's more, online news can be deleted and suppressed long ago.

What can be found on the Internet is the full version of the family dog ​​blood drama of Zhuang Wenlong and Zhuang Xiao and his son, with a time span of 20 years.Alcoholism, domestic violence, mania, quarrels, divorce, discord between father and son, poverty, living in a dilapidated house, etc., all outline the public image of this person, an extremely bad image.The facts that ordinary people can read are the stories they are allowed to know, and they are the materials piled up by the media to brainwash the audience.

No one would conscientiously ask Zhuang Wenlong why he was abolished, and why his career reputation plummeted.

Zhang Shaochi didn't mention it, neither did anyone in the company, and neither did Zhuang Xiao.

"Master, you don't want to see me because of this matter? You really hate me?" Pei Yan asked in a low voice.

"Hate you?" Uncle Zhuang snorted, "Look at that little bastard in my family, how rare is it for you? He is also a worthless thing. He has been with you forever, and still associates with you, with you?..."

"He really cares about me?" Pei Yan smiled wryly.

"I think it is. It's quite rare." Uncle Zhuang's eyes were dull, and he also smiled.

Pei Yan's teeth flicked and bit her own tongue, and a fishy smell gushed out of her tongue.

"Maybe he really, really cares about me? He is still willing to associate with me."

"Zhuang Xiao is like this. He keeps everything in his mind. He must be very happy to keep it in his mind."

"If he doesn't say anything, I'll ask for him."

Pei Yan put the cake on the table and said, "Eat slowly, enough for you for two days", got up and left.

……

Sitting in the car, Pei Yan called the brilliant and mighty President Zhang of Jiahuang, and was sent directly to the voicemail box.Zhang Shaochi may be in a meeting and busy, so he won't be on call for Little Wild Cat.

He searched again for information on the movie "Dance of the Phoenix and the Dragon", and found that the Internet was full of exaggerated and unnutritious publicity drafts, and there was no real "newsworthy" news.There is only one valuable item. In the column of film investors, there are a large list of seven or eight production companies, and the second place is Baiguixing Film Group.

Du Mingjun.

If you can't poke Zhang Shaochi's chrysanthemum, how dare you poke Du Mingjun's chrysanthemum?

Half an hour later, Pei Yan blocked the door of a villa owned by Mr. Du.He asked someone in private, and said that Mr. Du had a close relationship with a certain actor recently, and he probably lived here.

There are security guards at the entrance of the villa, and an electronically controlled iron fence gate blocks the way.

Pei Yan drove past the door, didn't get out of the car, and went directly to the back door of the villa.

Old Chrysanthemum just likes to let people go through the back door.He got out of the car and jumped over the wall, jumped over the fence, and let the siren sound loudly, he stepped on the snow and went straight to the house...

Boss Du was enjoying a candlelight date with a hunk in his bedroom this evening, and was kicked out of the bed by Mr. Pei wearing big underpants!

how cold.

Du Mingjun was shirtless, wearing shorts, standing by the wall, supported by an iron chisel specially used for fireplaces.He sneezed several times wildly, his whole body was shaking with white stripes, shivering from the cold.

Pei Yan pressed the iron drill against the middle of Mr. Du's collarbone: "Can you tell the truth, what happened to Zhuang Wenlong? Does it have anything to do with you?"

"Yo, Yanyan——" Du Mingjun sneered, "I think it's a big deal, what are you doing?...The alarm bells went off, and you came in and asked me this?"

"How big a problem do you think it is?" Pei Yan said, "Zhuang Wenlong's legs are so crippled, did you play tricks back then?"

The muscles on Du Mingjun's face and his crotch trembled a few times: "Yanyan, don't be like this, I thought you asked me to come over for 3P—"

"Go and play 3P with your own father!" Pei Yan said.

"Could it be that Zhuang Wenlong is your own father? Whose father is he? What does it matter to you—ah?" Du Mingjun would not speak seriously.He still remembers the grievance that the enoki mushroom under his crotch was turned into a purple eggplant by Zhuang Xiao.

At this moment, the person in the bathroom of the master bedroom came out. He was naked and wrapped in a bathrobe. He raised his head and met Pei Yan face to face. He was stunned, extremely embarrassed, and immediately covered his face and wanted to leave.

Who is this?

It was the actor who was filming in the same crew as Pei Yan before.The profile picture on Weibo is a cartoon dragon with a peach on it, hence the nickname "Peach Dragon". "Taozilong" just showed off his wife's marriage certificate from the Civil Affairs Bureau on Weibo in a high-profile way, and then celebrated the New Year in the same bed with the old chrysanthemum.

The wife may not be ignorant.The woman may be earning a villa luxury car under the bed of another big boss.When you are young, have good kidneys, and have enough horsepower, why not make money if you have money? You are a fool if you don’t make money.

Many people are like this, choosing this path, shame and happiness.Shame lies in betraying oneself against one's will, happiness lies in counting money until your hands cramp.And there is no risk at all, and there will never be a broken leg.

Pei Yan felt extremely uncomfortable, and some words could not be expressed too clearly.

Du Mingjun, do you think Zhuang Xiao is just like this idiot, willing to do such a thing?

Did you blackmail Zhuang Xiao?Threatening Zhuang Xiao to compromise with the same method he used to deal with his father back then?

It was you who made Zhuang Xiao unable to stay in the mainland and forced him to leave. I guessed it was so.

……

There was a scarlet goblet on Mr. Du's bedside table. It was three feet high and looked quite expensive, and it flew out when he swung it... Pei Yan picked the most expensive and heaviest thing in the bedroom and swung it.

You bully my baby, I will throw your baby, does it hurt?

The beautiful goblet bottle flew up to the wall, and instantly burst into a pile of porcelain fragments, which flew across the ground and scattered all over the place.Du Mingjun covered his chest and let out an "ah", his heart was broken, his hands and feet trembled, and more than 2000 million people heard a sound-no more!

The concubine in the room had already slipped downstairs at this time, thinking that Pei Yan was here to compete with Mr. Du to be jealous, to fight for fame and property, and he was afraid that Pei Shaoxia would slap him in the face with the next bottle, so hurry up and slip away.

"Mr. Du, believe it or not, I will plant this iron rod into your chrysanthemum today, and you will no longer be a flowering chrysanthemum in the future. I will let your chrysanthemum be transplanted." Pei Yan's eyes were very hard.

He is known as the "Three Rings Young and Dangerous Boy", Zhang Zong nicknamed him as a joke.

In the end, Du Mingjun was pushed to the ground by him and stripped off his underpants. His rear butt was almost planted with a flag. He cried and howled and hummed a few truths.

I didn't want to do anything to Zhuang Wenlong either, that girl didn't open her eyes, she signed the contract and wanted to break the contract and not let me take pictures.Isn't it just to ask him to make a few films, stubborn, uncooperative and even shouting outside, not knowing what to say, he has a stubborn temper.

Lao Tzu is as stubborn as his son, the family has a bad temper, two stones in the latrine, if he has money, he will not earn it!

Kung fu movies are prone to accidents, the wire rope will break, I knew in advance, but the blasting device also malfunctioned, I didn't know in advance, it was an accident, it was an accident!There are 360 ​​and [-] days on the set, and such accidents with missing arms and broken legs happen every day, who is to blame?If he blamed Zhuang Wenlong for his bad luck, he would be unlucky.Why don't you ask your "sugar daddy" Zhang Shaochi, how much money he has made over the years is none of his business!

……

Not cooperating is the rule in bad circles.

Let a small fish like you gain power, how will you discipline other fish and shrimp in the pond in the future?If you don't punish, who are you punishing?

Zhuang Wenlong was good-looking when he was young, very similar to Zhuang Xiao. Although he doesn't have the current traffic of his son, he can be regarded as the number one in the kung fu circle with good looks and ability.That is, after drinking, he has a bad temper, provokes right and wrong with his outspoken words, and easily offends others.

It is not easy to make a person successful, but it is so easy to completely destroy a person.

Pei Yan stared at Du Mingjun's fat buttocks writhing in front of his eyes, trembling with anger, kicked Du Mingjun hard.

What he can recall is what Zhuang Xiao said when he broke up with him, 20 years later, if you are still single, if I am still unmarried.

When they were about to part, Zhuang Xiao held his head, kissed his forehead, and kissed his face, with such an emotional look, he was really reluctant to leave him.

At this moment, Zhang Shaochi was still in the conference room, staying up late with several directors of the company for a meeting, and had a conference call with the team in the United States.Mr. Zhang is known as the "King of Hell" in the company. A company where the chairman takes the lead in working overtime is not a place for people to stay, and the work is too hard.

Wechat shook slightly, and he swiped open the screen.

The video shows the old chrysanthemum writhing around on the carpet of her villa with her bare buttocks, twisting so much like a big white silkworm.

Zhang Shaochi's expressionless face was taut, but his normal face slowly turned livid.

He watched the hot video first, then replayed it, and this time turned up the volume on his phone, as if the group of people in the meeting room didn't exist.

As soon as I heard it, I could tell who was talking, and there was a tacit understanding between the questions and the answers. Pei Yan just recorded the "confession" of the old chrysanthemum and sent it to him directly.

Several people in the conference room heard it, and a group of people fell silent.

Those who heard it pretended not to hear it, and several old veterans in the workplace were all looking down their documents or bending over to pick up things.The old aunt Wang Yuanling was the little monkey who was not worried at the first sound, and her facial expression was indescribable.

Pei Yan didn't show his face in the video, only heard his voice, and wanted to scold Zhang Shaochi: "Mr. Zhang, do you dare to admit this? Be a serious businessman and don't do immoral things. Is it so difficult? You are already so rich , isn’t it enough to make money by raising a group of flirtatious men and women, why do you force others? Do you think your conscience can be at ease when that person is disabled? "

Zhang Shaochi's chest heaved violently, and he couldn't help but want to refute, but realized that this was just a video, not a phone call.

"Do you know why you have been single for so many years, no one wants, no one loves? Just like you, someone is interested? Who 'dare' to be interested in you? What are you thinking about, box office, box office, income Benefits, benefits, money, money! You just live with money... When you are cruel, do you expect others to treat you tenderly? When you are greedy for profit, do you expect others to be affectionate and righteous to you? Do you think it is possible to benefit others and return true feelings? How do you live so efficiently and clearly?

"Mr. Zhang, I am the stupidest person, the most idiot, and I don't understand life the most. I just want to be a person with affection and righteousness. I have feelings, and I am loyal, so I don't do immoral things. I I feel that I am different from you and do not conspire with you. I don’t want to play with you anymore. So it doesn’t matter whether you admit it or not. Mr. Du said a good thing just now. What happened in the past ten or eight years can still I have evidence, can I go to the court to sue? I can’t. You can go ahead, I won’t fuck with you anymore!”

The video ends abruptly.

……

Pei Yan didn't call Zhang Shaochi again to discuss this matter.

You bully my baby, I am sad and angry, I am not happy.

If you force him to leave, then I will leave too.I won't play with you anymore.

With his temperament, he would never wait for "20 years", that is, Zhuang Xiao's personality, before he would say 20 years of nonsense.

He didn't wait for two years.

It's been enough to break up for three months, and it's unbearable.

……