Drunken Master

At night, the street lights are dimmed.

Among the passers-by, many of them were in pairs, and in the cold wind, they moved their bodies closer to each other, holding hands, or putting their hands in each other's coat pockets to keep warm... Zhuang Xiao stood in the street While watching, I didn't realize that so many people in this world have companions.

The black buddies on the street corner also closed their stalls tonight, and they are putting the saxophones into the box, twisting the coins into piles, putting them in plastic bags and taking them away.

Zhuang Xiao deliberately turned a corner and walked over, put some change in the plastic bag of the other party, and nodded.

The black buddy smiled: "Thank you, good luck, buddy."

Zhuang Xiao also smiled: "Thank you, I need it very much."

Black buddy said, "We all need it lol! You'll be lucky, you'll meet your angel."

The black buddies stretched out their hands enthusiastically, and naturally, the two reached out and fisted at the same time, saying goodbye.

The three men, who were all acting alone for the time being, walked arm in arm in the cold wind.Liang Youhui and Bao Xiaopang sandwiched Zhuang Xiao in the middle, and the three of them shivered, covering half of their faces under the collar of their coats and trembling, drinking the wind all the way.

Zhuang Xiao and Bao Xiaopang laughed at this idiot Liang Youhui for wearing too little clothes, wouldn't you freeze to death if you came in a thin woolen coat in New York winter!

Liang Youhui gritted his teeth and made a "dede" sound: "I... this... is more... handsome..."

When Zhuang Xiao looked at Liang Youhui, the young master, Pei Yan flashed in his mind.

Liang Youhui was wearing a fashionable smoke-colored wool coat, and he imagined that Pei Yan was wearing such a smoke-color coat, standing beside him.

Liang Youhui wore a plaid cashmere scarf around his neck, and kept exhaling white air from his mouth. What he imagined was that Pei Yan was wearing a plaid scarf and exhaling white air on his face.The breath is hot, the people are warm, and the smiles are warm.

Passing by a shop, Zhuang Xiao raised his eyes and stopped immediately.

"What's the matter?" Bao Xiaopang said.

"Go in and have a look, buy a cake." Zhuang Xiao said.

"This is a dessert shop!" Bao Xiaopang said clearly.

"Dessert, I love it." Liang Youhui said.

Those two turned their heads to look at Zhuang Xiao at the same time: When did you switch to desserts?Aren't you the person who hates sweets the most in the world?

What Zhuang Xiao saw was that cake shop, which opened specialty stores in several cities, and he met them all.He entered the store without hesitation, and easily found the classic flavor he wanted at the counter, the "Hazelnut Mocha" two-pound square cake, and he recognized that one.

He is a stubborn and dull person, so he doesn't change the taste he is used to, and he just buys the same taste every time.

The other two stood behind them, looked at each other, and then winked at each other.

Liang Youhui: I used to make blackberry chocolate cheesecake at the winery. This person couldn't even lick it, and he didn't like it at all.

Bao Xiaopang: Do you think Brother Xiao is possessed by an evil spirit?

Liang Youhui: My gay radar conveyed a message to me, this must be the cake he ate with Dayanyan.

Bao Xiaopang: Why don't we come and try it together?Is it delicious?

Liang Youhui: I don't.I want to eat cakes with my dear brother Xue, and "boo bo bo" while eating.

Bao Xiaopang: Fuck, I can't fucking live this day!I hurriedly find a wife to marry home, I really can't stand you!

There are some scattered seats in the cake shop, the lighting and air are very warm, in stark contrast to the cold wind and rain outside, people do not want to go out even when they come in.The Asian clerk on duty, who might be a fan girl, tuned the TV with the remote control, and the screen on the wall began to play the variety show of Hong Kong TV station.

It's in Cantonese, I don't understand it well, but everyone on the screen knows everyone, and they are all celebrities with familiar faces.Among the guests of the show, Mr. Pei, who is eye-catching and eye-catching, passed by in a flash.

Zhuang Xiao stopped immediately and stared at the screen.

Pei Yan used to seldom accept entertainment shows, but now she has an easy-going personality and no longer argues with his company director about these matters.Variety shows, the audience will use it as a pastime after dinner, and the fans will be satisfied with the food, so go on it.

Of course, he is not good at pretending to be crazy, being silly and being funny. The shows that the company accepts for him are all about physical labor, which suits his image line and attracts fans.

This program is like a teammate relay parkour, sprinting to pass the test, the scene setting is very similar to the American version of the show, and the competition looks quite intense.

One actor fell directly into the water.

Another male actor unfortunately slipped down while propping his legs against the wall.

The stars of "Dark Wars III" crew are all here. In order to promote the new film, several bigwigs from Central are doing their best to play tricks on the stage.

The next one to appear was Pei Yan. The host interacted with the audience in a spirited manner, arousing the emotions of the scene. Cheers erupted in the auditorium and wildly waved light sticks.A new generation of young and Dangerous boys appeared on the stage, and the number of fans in Kowloon Bay is quite considerable!

Mr. Pei is still so cool, wearing a black bodysuit.Under the light of a row of overhead lights, his head was shiny, and he wore several earrings on his ears.The latest decoration is a hole in the edge of the lower lip, which seems to be set with a diamond?

Zhuang Xiao took two steps forward, staring at the screen, trying to see clearly what was embedded in Pei Yan's chin.

Bao Xiaopang had sharp eyes and quick hands, and pulled his clothes from behind: It's almost enough, brother, you are too obvious...

Zhuang Xiao poked in the middle of the shop, unreasonably blocking the way of others.The clerks all looked in his direction, hesitating to speak, almost recognizing him.

Recognize it when you are recognized.

Zhuang Xiao stared at the person on the screen without moving.The starting device rang, Pei Yan jumped out from the starting platform, and quickly moved forward to break through the barrier...

Every level is a very difficult obstacle, every step is a pit, and it is a carefully set trap.

There is a big slope that is easy to fall down, and below that is a huge puddle, waiting for them to fall.Pei Yan mastered the balance on all fours, took aim, jumped up and kicked, then pushed, went up, and then climbed up the high platform with her arms.

The scene was thrilling. The customers in the store were all attracted by the big screen and were watching the show.

There is also a trap like a big hanging net at the back, dangling in the air, Pei Yan jumped on it, and swayed wildly with the net. It was difficult to grasp the balance, but he had to hold on to the time to continue running.Being called "little monkey" by her mother at home all day long, like a monkey, Pei Yan used both hands and feet to climb over the hanging net, then grabbed a rope in the posture of Tarzan, and swung in the air , swinging across a wide ditch.

After that, it was the most difficult trap that many heroes fell through.

This is a narrow and suspended tunnel, with no access to the sky or the ground, so you can only use your hands and feet to prop up the walls on both sides, so you can get through it.

Pei Yan has already gone up, and with her two feet propped to the side, she is completely suspended in the air!Liang Youhui exclaimed, "Wow", this tunnel is so long and scary.

Zhuang Xiao suddenly remembered what Pei Yan had done, and leaned on the baffle with both hands and feet in the changing room, and stretched out his head to ask him for a kiss.Memories are so fun.

He murmured in a low voice: "Strength with your feet, hurry up, don't dawdle, go quickly..."

That's what Pei Yan did, as if he heard his on-the-spot instructions somewhere, and moved forward quickly.The place where the soles of the feet rub against the wall is very slippery. This project relies on the strength and inertia of the legs to jump forward.

Zhuang Xiao said softly, "Okay, that's it...it's over."

Sure enough, Pei Yan passed by, jumped out from the end of the tunnel, and the audience cheered frantically and shook the lights.

Zhuang Xiao gently closed his eyes and let out a breath.

Pei Yan then completed the next few checkpoints as quickly as possible, passing the checkpoint without any risk.The customs clearance time is the fastest in the audience, and it is awesome again.

Bao Xiaopang gave Liang Youhui a wink.

Behind Zhuang Xiao, Liang Youhui quietly took out his mobile phone, took two steps back, and took a photo from behind.Holding the cake box, Zhuang Xiao stood in the middle of the small shop and stared straight at the big screen; on the screen, Mr. Pei jumped off the high platform very gracefully, showing his signature smile.

……

The production team finished filming in the heavy snowfall near the New Year's Eve.New York at this time is a vast expanse of white scenery.

In the last scene of the script, the husband and wife, who have experienced spiritual struggles and sufferings, came to the anniversary date at the moment when the New Year’s bell was about to ring. They stepped on the snow and each bought a plush bear.On the way home, I looked up and saw a familiar figure across the road...

The whole group had a breakup meal at a Japanese seafood restaurant in the city.The director told Zhuang Xiao to go back and have a good rest. I hope that when I see you next time, all the lost weight will regain.

The leading actress of the opposite play bowed deeply again at the entrance of the restaurant when she was parting, and handed Mr. Zhuang a small gift with exquisite packaging.

After Zhuang Xiao returned to the hotel, he opened the gift. Inside were chocolates and a watercolor postcard hand-painted by the girl. The paintings were all New York City scenery, very talented.Inside the chocolate box was an invitation card for a New Year's celebration at a hotel in Times Square, New York. Someone circled the time and place with a pen, and wrote a mobile phone number.

The expression is quite subtle, and it is also attentive.

That girl looked like Lan Xinhui, gentle and quiet, polite and courteous, she should be the ideal partner in the minds of many men.

Not to contact the other party is to decline the kindness.Zhuang Xiao puts invitation cards, postcards and various souvenirs received from the crew, together with the script, in a box and keeps them, but he does not open them frequently for appreciation.Every time he finished filming a movie, he would save such a box.There is a special storage room at home, full of these boxes.

He did a commercial in New York, was a previously signed endorsement, and was well paid.This is a still photo of the new spring and summer new style of a luxury brand of men's clothing, and he is the spokesperson for the Asia-Pacific region.

The advertising slogan designed by the brand for him is: the sexiest man in Asia with his clothes off, he is also sexy when he puts on the clothes of our certain brand.

As a result, when I took off my clothes, I found that I lost weight. Is it too thin?

The chest and hip muscles are thinner, and the waist is thinner.A stylist glued plastic fake breasts under his shirt to make them look as full as they used to be.

The window is bright red, and the music full of New Year's atmosphere is floating in the whole street, and people's hearts have become joyful and childish.

Zhuang Xiao bent down and looked at the little bear toys sold in the store through the window.

This is a series of bears with various expressions and clothes, so he began to observe, which bear looks more like Pei Yan?

There is a bear who is actually wearing a karate practice suit, with big eyes and a silly and cute look.This is the only one, the degree of stupidity is more similar.Zhuang Xiao bought this little bear, but felt that the baby bear wore too little, so he pointed to another bear and asked, "Can I buy that hat and down jacket separately?"

The clerk said that the clothes are not only for sale, but also for a bear and a set of clothes.

Zhuang Xiao said, I don't want that bear, I want that down jacket, my bear is cold outside!

He checked out and bought two bears, took off the hat and down jacket of the second bear, put them on the first bear, and returned the unlucky naked bear to the store.

He carried his "Yanyan Bear" and went to Times Square when the New Year's bell was ringing.

People in the square are in pairs or groups, and many couples will choose to spend New Year’s Eve here.Zhuang Xiao and Yan Yanxiong are also in pairs. Even if they can't be partners, they still regard each other as the most precious person in their hearts.

He and the little bear played in the ice and snow for several selfies, very happy and childish.In the past many years, he basically spent the New Year alone. This year, Yan Yanxiong was with him, so he was already very happy.

On the square, the countdown to the New Year was counting down, and everyone around shouted the countdown numbers in unison.

Looking at the big clock in the square, I imagined what that person was doing now. It should be with my parents, sitting around the fire with the whole family and having a happy reunion.

For the first time in my life, I understood what the desire to "be together at the end of the world" is.The bell rang and cheers were heard, Zhuang Xiao lowered his head and pinched Yan Yanxiong's face and nose, and said to Mr. Pei on the far side: "Happy New Year."

……

On the other side of the ocean, Tianya is sharing an auspicious snow at this time.

The stone road in the square was covered with heavy snow, and the bright yellow tiles and vermilion palace walls were so beautiful in the snow that it was not like the real scene.Stepping on the snow, there is a "creaking" sound, which is vivid and comfortable.

For the first time, Pei Yan went to the Forbidden City on the first day of the new year, bought a ticket, and went to the garden.

Usually very busy, he rarely has a few days to hang out in Beijing.He wore a thick down jacket and a ski cap to cover his eyebrows and ears, and walked in the snow.Standing in front of the main hall, following the footsteps of memories, taking some photos.

The morning sun slantly shines on the Yonglu Road, there are not many tourists, and the surroundings are the sound of stepping on the snow and the sounds of memories.

He wandered all the way to a certain concubine's bedroom, the small courtyard was still quiet in the snow, the old appearance could be vaguely seen in the snow, and the new grass tenaciously pulled out green shoots under the crystal clear frost.

Pei Yan stood under the eaves, leaning against the wall, swiping her phone when she had nothing to do, and watched Zhuang Xiao's news.

Zhuang Xiao had finished filming that family film, and many stills were leaked online.Zhuang Xiao plays the alcoholic, depressed, suspicious and neurotic husband. In the camera, he has messy hair, beard, and big dark circles. He really doesn't care about subverting the heroic image of a hero.

The still photos of the new endorsement of men's clothing are also very good-looking, and it is a completely different style. In a second, he returned from being a dick to a male god. Dozens of photos.

His friend met him at the entrance of the Forbidden City, and Yuan Chao exclaimed, "Hey, why are you here dressed like a bear?"

Pei Yan walked over with her neck shrunk: "I'm cold!"

Wang Jue said to him: "Aren't you afraid of being recognized by fans? You just dress up like this bear?"

Pei Yan said: "If you recognize it, recognize it, I am like this now."

Two bad friends sandwiched him from left to right: "Is it so cold? Poor baby bear."

"Cold." Pei Yan said, "When I open my eyes in the morning, it's cold in the bed, no one to accompany, no one to hug, my heart is cold."

Pei Yan chatted to death easily, and the three of them were speechless.

Later, Wang Jue suggested that for you, a lovelorn bear, the brothers should find a good place for recreation.

A few people played outside all day, and that night, they went to a famous gay club near Wudaokou.Pei Yan covered his face with a hat and a down jacket, and the two buddies walked in with him between them.

There is nothing unusual about this kind of club, just drinking and chatting and watching performances, there may be more excessive service items in the backstage, Pei Yan didn't go in the back, he just sat in a dimly lit corner drinking.

Alcohol is expensive.The guests who come here are all drunkards who don't want to drink, but to see beautiful men.

The boys who danced the pole were really good-looking and tall, with chests as chests and asses as butts.After all, I earn money by selling meat. This is a special practice. I have painted a layer of bright oil on my body, and my muscles are shining under the lamp.

The two buddies kept asking him, at least to comment, how is it going, the money for the wine was not wasted?

Pei Yan hummed and said, "Evaluate what?"

"Both of us can't understand," Yuan Chao said, "I haven't studied men's figures before, so what kind of figure is attractive to you?"

Pei Yan said unceremoniously: "What attracts me must be stunning. Chest, lower abdomen, waist, back, buttocks, legs, all parts must look good... Take off your clothes, the muscles must be particularly beautiful, and put on clothes. Handsome and stylish."

It's too demanding, it's purely made for someone.

"That's it, the handsome guy who is dancing now," Wang Jue whispered to him, "How is the figure better than the one you like?"

Pei Yan glanced up and down: "The figure is not bad, but it shows its secrets when it is on the steel pipe. The strength and movement are too bad, the support is not straight, the waist is weak, the legs are weak, and the buttocks are weak. It's far away!"

It's far away. In his mind, he imagined that Zhuang Xiao would dance pole dance for him dressed like this. It was just a dream...

After the pole dance, the men left the stage, and began to pick up guests to accompany them, and they danced lap dances for a tip.

Wang Jue took out a few big bills and handed them over, and the muscular man in the loincloth with his butt exposed came straight over and wanted to ride him.

Mr. Wang, the ashes of the universe, a straight iron man, was so startled that he almost sat empty and slipped off the sofa. He pointed to the side and ordered for him, you go and sit on him!

The muscular man had a seductive smile on his face, with a flamboyant expression, and he climbed onto Mr. Pei's thigh.He couldn't sit still, and rubbed his crotch nonchalantly, circling around there up and down, back and forth, left and right.If you can beat the guests hard, according to the rules, the guests have to give double tips, and the club also gives internal bonuses.

The man started to shake his hips like a pump, as if there was electricity somewhere in his body, his eyeballs and cheeks were shaking all over his body, and his saliva was about to slap him all over the face.Pei Yan withdrew his face far away, this guy made him dizzy, and that person must have been dizzy himself!

A service has not yet ended, Pei Yan made a "pause" gesture, that's it, you can go down.

The gigolo's face was very disappointed, damn it, I was shaking you for a long time for nothing, what the hell are you Sabi?Can't be hard?

Pei Yan took out a few bills from the wallet and stuffed them all into the opponent's pocket: "The work is too bad, how can I be tough like this?"

"The oily residue is whitish and lacks refining (practicing)."

With his eyes, he signaled the muscular man to go down quickly, don't bother him.

The muscular man didn't stop for a second, and probably scolded countless times in his heart, "This Sabi is so annoying", walked away with his fat hips twisted in high heels, and went to find the next customer to shake things up.

cough……

The lonely and sad atmosphere flowed away from the noisy edge of the dance floor, spread to Pei Yan's face, and wandered between his eyebrows.

Yuan Chao hugged him intimately, and whispered: "Old Pei, seeing you so depressed makes us feel quite uncomfortable."

Wang Jue said: "Both of us can't beat him, otherwise we will definitely go out and beat him up for you to vent our anger."

"Why? I don't look like a resentful woman!" Pei Yan laughed.

"Run away after sleeping? Too irresponsible, fuck it." Yuan Chao muttered in a low voice.

"What responsibility?" The stage lights swirled in Pei Yan's eyes, "I won't get pregnant, so what responsibility do I need him to take?"

"You can't say that, are you willing?" Yuan Chao said.

"I'm not reconciled, but I don't think I can blame him." Pei Yan said, "I was the one who chased us from the beginning, and he didn't hook me up or cheat me. That night in Inner Mongolia, to be honest, it was me strong."

"You are really generous... Are you crazy when you force yourself and then lose your virginity?" Wang Jue stared at him blankly.

"He drank too much that night, he was really drunk, but I wasn't drunk." Pei Yan said.

"I've been awake all the time, very, very sober. I know what bad things I'm doing, but I really like him. I don't care what his reaction will be when he wakes up. I'll take this hole first, and this person will belong to me in the future!  … ...I thought so at the time, so stupid, right?"

The beer in the glass swayed, the lights and figures faded, a layer of water reflected in his eyes when he spoke, his Adam's apple trembled slightly, but he maintained a normal tone of voice.

"For this kind of thing, can you complain that people don't love me enough?"

……

Several people drank alcohol and got drunk all night. Pei Yan drank until his eyes and nose were red.Wang Jue, that silly big man, was also touched by the scene, and he was stunned to recall the sad story of having a crush on the girl at the same table in his class in childhood.The man even cried while talking, and shed a handful of youthful tears along with him.

Before leaving the club, Yuan Chao said, baby bear, come and take a photo together to record your saddest day.

Pei Yan curled up on the sofa, wrapped in a ski cap and down jacket, squinting her red and swollen eyes, with a smirk on her lips, leaving behind this decadent photo of a broken love.