The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

Gu Feizhou didn't say anything for a while: "..."

Not to mention Gu Feizhou, even Lin Ranxia's expression seemed a little subtle.

"..." After seeing Lin Ranxia's expression, Lin Jinou realized belatedly that he was talking too fast.

He and Gu Feizhou don't know what's going on. Anyway, as long as he is in front of Gu Feizhou, he doesn't seem to be very thoughtful when he speaks. He can say whatever he wants to say without thinking about the consequences. Who would have thought that he didn't stop this time. The car overturned in front of my mother.

Lin Jinou glanced at Lin Ranxia, ​​then at Gu Feizhou, and sighed: "Actually, I didn't mean anything just now, I just felt that what Mr. Gu said was full of loopholes. If you don't believe me, what I said just now, the tone is not Any impatience?"

When Gu Feizhou heard the words, he really thought about it and realized that it was really the case. The tone of purely complaining, without any personal grievances, was like commenting on the comments of some unknown netizens on the Internet.

Teacher Gu nodded very respectfully: "Yes."

After proving his "innocence", Lin Jinou felt relieved, and couldn't hold back any longer and rushed into the toilet. When he came back after draining the water, he rushed back to the room to continue copying the book without giving any eyes to the two people on the sofa. .

On the contrary, there was some subtle embarrassment between Lin Ranxia and Gu Feizhou.

"This kid," Lin Ranxia smiled, "Don't mind if you speak without using your brain."

"I don't mind," Gu Feizhou replied stiffly.

The two of them were absent-mindedly cleaning their old photo albums again. Gu Feizhou's hand stopped abruptly. Ever since Lin Jinou's "You're not my husband" oolong incident, Lin Ranxia has actually given Gu Feizhou a little bit of spare time. She let go of herself. The work in hand, pulled out the photo from the album in Gu Feizhou's hand, and smiled: "This is still when you and Xiaoou were young!"

In the photo, a five-year-old boy is holding a baby who is still in the swaddle. The little boy is smiling with downcast eyes. His eyes are bent and inlaid on his porcelain white face like a crescent moon. of black gemstones.

Gu Feizhou's face didn't change much, he recognized himself when he was a child, and this is a photo of Lin Ranxia's family, so the baby in the photo can only be Lin Jinou.

In fact, Gu Feizhou didn't have much memory of the little baby in the neighbor's house when he was young. Maybe because the childhood memories were too painful, Gu Feizhou subconsciously sealed the memories before the age of seven forcibly in his heart.

It wasn't until seeing this photo that the memories that were so distant as if they happened in the previous life were revived.

Gu Feizhou looked at the old photo that was already somewhat yellowed, and his eyes all fell on Lin Jinou when he was a baby. He remembered that the little Jinou in his infancy was very cute, with round eyes, white and fat, small hands and lotus root He always likes to shake like a knot, accompanied by the sound of babbling in his mouth.

"I remember Xiaoou especially liked to smile at you when he was a child," Lin Ranxia said, "Sometimes when he started crying, it was useless to be coaxed by anyone, as long as you hugged him, he would immediately smile."

Gu Feizhou also thought of this incident, often when he just came back from school, the grandpa of the opposite door Lin's family came to him in a hurry and said, "Xiao Zhou, come and hug our kid, he cried like hell", Gu Feizhou said After washing his hands, he ran to Lin Jinou's little cradle, gently picked up the baby, shook it a little, and the baby started to giggle at him and spit out milk bubbles.

Thinking of this, Gu Feizhou couldn't help but also laughed.

Indeed, Lin Jinou liked him very much when he was a baby. He always smiled and giggled at him, his eyes were full of innocence, and he was especially affectionate and likable.

It's a pity that the baby hadn't reached the age where he could speak until the great changes happened in his family.

Until now, the kid who likes him and clings to him has not been able to call him "brother" himself.

Gu Feizhou kept staring at the old photos and laughing in his heart, thinking that the little baby who was so clingy to him when he was young, how could it be so difficult for him to recite two ancient prose when he grows up?

Lin Ranxia saw that Gu Feizhou had been holding the photo and said nothing, "Xiaozhou, if you like this photo, Aunt Xia will give it to you. I still have negatives here, and I can develop a few more at any time. "

Gu Feizhou opened his mouth, and then slowly said: "Then thank you, Aunt Xia." Then he put it in his wallet.

At the same time, the classmate Lin Jinou in the room, who was very attached to Teacher Gu when he was a child, is using his ingenuity to reduce his workload by three times.

I saw him holding three pens in one hand, separated them with his fingers, and carefully wrote on the A4 paper.Every time he writes a character, three characters with almost the same appearance will appear on the paper.

In this way, the poems that originally had to be copied 10 times only need to be written three times to make nine times, and the other time is written separately; the words that originally had to be copied 20 times only need to be written 6 times, and two more The pen can be prepared in the same way.

At the beginning, Lin Jinou was not proficient, so his speed was a bit slow, but after writing a page, his business ability gradually became proficient, and he even reached the point of proficiency, writing like flying, which directly increased his work efficiency by three times!

At noon, Teacher Gu went into the room to check Lin Jinou's "homework" and found that Lin was playing with his mobile phone.

"Have you finished copying?" Gu Feizhou was shocked.

"Not yet," Lin Jinou was about to send Xiao Ke a wechat message to relieve his boredom, and replied without raising his head, "It's been too long to write, I'll take a break and continue in the afternoon."

Teacher Gu is very satisfied with Lin Jinou's kind attitude. His original intention is not to punish Lin Jinou, but he just hopes that Lin will obey his control in the future. to maximize.

"Okay, it's time to rest," Gu Feizhou said, "I copied it this morning, show me."

"There," Lin Jinou nodded his chin towards the upper left corner of the table, "both Chinese and English are there."

Teacher Gu went to take a look at the fruits of Lin Jinou's labor all morning, but he only glanced at it twice, and his face already had a tendency to sink. After turning two more pages, Teacher Gu's face was already stretched. long.

"Lin Jin'ou," Gu Feizhou curled up his fingers coldly and clasped the table with his knuckles, "Are you cheating on me?"

As soon as Lin Jinou finished sending the message to Xiao Ke, he raised his head when he heard the words, and asked in a bewildered expression, "What?"

With a sullen face, Gu Feizhou said condescendingly: "You are six years younger than me, all the things you play are leftovers from my play, so don't play tricks in front of me, understand?"

Lin Jinou said in his heart, who are you bluffing?You are a college bully, and you will be punished for copying?

Only the scumbags who have been punished for copying will use this method to improve work efficiency.

Thinking of this, Lin Jinou felt confident.

He was dying, blinked, and said innocently: "I don't understand."

Gu Feizhou: "Please explain first, I asked you to copy it ten times, why did you copy it three times and three times? Each line is exactly the same. From the perspective of a normal person, it should be copied once and then copied again. , instead of the same sentence, first write three lines that are exactly the same."

Lin Jinou explained neither humble nor overbearing: "Mr. Gu, you are a high-achieving student and a top student. You should know that everyone's thinking is different. You think you should copy it once and then start the second time, but in my opinion this is not the case. I I just feel that writing a line three times can strengthen my memory."

"..." Gu Feizhou was speechless, and asked after a while, "Okay, strengthen your memory, right? Then tell me, the difficulty of the Road to Shu in "The Road to Shu" is that it is difficult to go to the blue sky, silkworms and fishes." Fu, Kaiguo is at a loss, what is the next sentence?"

Lin Jinou blinked, and said quickly: "You are [-] years old, and you don't live with Qin Sai. Xidang Taibai has a bird path, which can cross the Emei Peak. Is there any question?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

completely fine.

Lin Jinou smiled slightly and stopped talking.

Just kidding, how could it be impossible to remember such a short course after copying it so many times?

Gu Feizhou's Adam's apple rolled deeply twice, probably because he was really angry. Teacher Gu's face looked even more stinky, and he randomly pulled out a piece of paper on which Jia Yi's "On the Passing of Qin Dynasty" was copied.

Gu Feizhou took a pen and pointed to a line of words on it, and read: "Shandong Haojun then merged and died of the Qin family... One man is in trouble and seven temples are ruined. He dies and his hands are laughed at by the world. Why? ?... If you really copied it three times in a row, then tell me again, why the trend of the stroke next to the 'sui' is exactly the same? Even the arc of the question mark, all three are connected. The writing is exactly the same? Even if it is written by the same person, it is impossible to achieve almost 100% similarity."

"It's like Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V came out! I, a Virgo, don't have this strange obsessive-compulsive disorder!" Teacher Gu couldn't help complaining again.

It was rare for Gu Feizhou to tell a bad joke, but Lin Jinou couldn't hold back his laughter, and then was forced to retreat by a cold glance from Teacher Gu.

"I'm sorry," Lin Jinou said suddenly, leaning slightly, with an apologetic face.

The other party's confession came too unexpectedly, and his attitude seemed very sincere. Gu Feizhou was taken aback for a moment. As the saying goes, if you reach out and don't hit a smiling face, then you can't hit someone with a sincere attitude.

Gu Feizhou stared at Lin Jinou with lowered eyes, without saying a word.

"Tsk, what's your expression," Lin Jinou said, "I know I was wrong, so I admit it to you, isn't it okay? I know your good intentions, and I have already felt it, so there is no need to waste time on Is this copied on the top? Tired and not efficient, what do you think?"

Gu Feizhou still didn't speak.

Lin Jinou suddenly remembered the oolong in the living room just now, and he began to speak without thinking again. He looked up at Mr. Gu's black glass-like eyes and said, "Although you are not my husband, I will always listen to you from now on. , can't you?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

He sighed: "Okay, but the premise is that you must recite all three texts and three hundred words today."

"No problem!" Lin Jinou took half a step back, made a salute gesture, and said playfully, "yes, sir!!" Then he ran out, and said while running, "Let's go eat!"

Gu Feizhou looked at Lin Jinou's back and sighed again.

It seemed that he really had nothing to do with Lin Jinou.

After the two sat down at the dining table, Lin Ranxia put something beside Gu Feizhou's table: "Xiaozhou, your wallet just fell on the sofa." After she finished speaking, she went into the kitchen.

Who knew it wasn't too stable, the wallet suddenly fell down by itself, probably because it had been used for a long time, the interlayer was a little loose, suddenly two things leaked out of it, and it happened to land at Lin Jinou's feet However, the wallet itself landed obediently at Gu Feizhou's feet.

Lin Jinou hooked his head to pick it up, and found that one of them was Gu Feizhou's ID card, and the other was...a photo?

He glanced at the photo on the ID card, which looked very handsome. His hair was shaved very short, revealing a smooth and full forehead, but his eyes were still cold. In all fairness, this is the best ID photo Lin Jinou has ever seen. up.He remembered that Gu Feizhou said that he was a Virgo before, so he glanced at the string of numbers again:

XXXXXX19960910XXXX.

Born on September 9th?

Teachers' Day?

Lin Jinou couldn't help but laugh, no wonder he has the air of a dean!

He glanced at the other photo again and asked, "Is this little boy you?"

Gu Feizhou let out a "hmm".

"You look much cuter than you are now, and your face is still a little fleshy," Lin Jinou commented, "You look cute when you smile, why do you keep a straight face at me all day long... Who is this little baby you are holding? I have never heard of your brother. Could it be your childhood sweetheart? Otherwise, you would put him in your wallet? Just like the passenger seat, it’s exclusive to the wife.”

The author has something to say: Yes, there is nothing wrong with this, it is only for wives.

God Z: Get a photo with my wife!

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