The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

Lin Jinou: "..."

This can really be said to be very wrong.

"Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of bird airdrop is this?"

"Hahahahahaha, God Z is really going to be autistic this time."

"God Z: Blue Hole, don't mess with me."

"What the hell is this airdrop? It's not as useful as the box that Brother Xiaoniao licked casually."

"Really, this game is too unfriendly to Africans."

"It really opened my eyes. It's the first time I've seen such a nonsensical airdrop."

"God Z, why don't we just be the African god of war honestly? Why do you want to pick up the airdrops of that scumbag."

"It's reasonable, if I were God Z, I might give up the game."

"The sister who said that God Z couldn't make anything good anyway, come out, I want you to tell me a fortune!"

"#心感Z神#"

"#心感Z神#"

After a while, whether it was LittleBird's live broadcast room or qwertZ's live broadcast room, the barrage was all contracted by "#心感Z神#".

Lin Jinou coughed lightly, and said, "It's okay, the process of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is not important, the important thing is to eat chicken."

Gu Feizhou felt a little depressed, and without saying a word, he got on the three-person motorcycle in white clothes and yellow hair: "Let's go."

After the two entered the safety circle at a fast speed, the motorcycle ran out of gas, so they searched the surrounding area, killing two teams and two lone wolves by the way. In a few minutes, the bombing came again, and the plane that dropped the airdrop could be seen again when looking up.

Gu Feizhou is now a little allergic to airdrops. The moment Lin Jinou saw the big plane, he heard his brother's slight "tsk" from the earphones, and said, "Brother, let's go quickly."

After speaking, he took the lead in running, and Gu Feizhou ran along with him. But after running for a long time, a puff of smoke rose from the flat ground ahead, and then, the airdropped box quietly appeared in front of their eyes.

Lin Jinou: "..."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

You can't dodge this airdrop, right?

"???? This is a fucking airdrop!"

"Brother Xiaoniao is so European, I really admire him."

"Mused +1"

"I really want to know what it's like to be hit in the face by an airdrop."

"+1 for wondering."

Lin Jinou was stunned for a while, and asked, "Brother, do we... still pick up this airdrop?"

Gu Feizhou murmured, "Go."

He never wants to pick up airdrops again in his life.

Lin Jinou: "...OK."

"Hahahahahaha, God Z's resistance can be felt through the screen."

"God Z: Don't beat me up."

"If the little bird drives out some peerless treasure, emmmm... then I can't imagine what God Z will look like."

Lin Jinou walked to the airdrop box, opened the box, and was taken aback.

Gu Feizhou asked: "What?"

"..." Lin Jinou said, "Brother, if I say it, you must control yourself."

Gu Feizhou took a deep breath, and after preparing himself mentally, he said loudly, "Say it."

Lin Jinou said: "One auspicious suit, one M4, two third-level bags, two third-level heads, one third-level armor, two medical kits, and..."

"..." Gu Feizhou tightened his grip on the mouse, "Okay, stop talking."

Going on, he was afraid that he would lose control and hack the Blue Hole server.

"Oh," Lin Jinou shut up in embarrassment.

"Don't say anything, brush a wave of #心感Z神# and it's over."

"Don't talk about God Z, even my mentality has collapsed."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel so sorry for God Z!"

"What is it that makes God Z so insist on forming a team with Ouhuang?"

"this is Love."

"this is Love."

"Brother," Lin Jinou asked tentatively, "Would you like M4? I'm not used to this gun."

The M4 needs accessories very much. The fully equipped M4 is very powerful, and it is just two guns without accessories. Players who are not good at technology or have to make up a group of accessories do not love this gun.But Gu Feizhou's handling is superb, so even though the gun has a strong recoil, it can still play a very powerful role in his hands. Of course, it is better to have accessories, and it will be much easier to shoot.

"Give it to me," Gu Feizhou sighed, "You can wear the auspicious clothes yourself."

"Success," Lin Jinou didn't refuse. He always cooks clearly, and having an auspicious suit next to him will bring him more vitality. His brother is so awesome, and the effect is not as great as his clothes. Points are divided, continue on the road.

When it came to the final circle, the circle shrunk and there were only 6 survivors left.

"Is there no one here?" Lin Jinou said while searching the house with 98k in his hand, and suddenly a shuttle of bullets was shot at his feet, "Damn it!" He yelled.

Gu Feizhou was still searching on the first floor, and hurriedly rushed to the second floor after hearing this.

Seeing that Lin Jinou was knocked down to the ground, he got down on the ground decisively and slowly crawled towards Lin Jinou. The two carefully avoided the view from the window. Gu Feizhou squatted and pulled Lin Jinou up.

"Give me the 98k," Gu Feizhou said.

God Z has never been afraid of things like sniping. He put the muzzle of the gun on the window sill, turned off the mirror, and found that there was more than one person on the opposite side. Gu Feizhou fired two shots in a row, and two kill messages immediately popped up on the screen.

"qwertZ knocked out ruhe98 with a KAR520K hit to the head."

"qwertZ knocked out ba98by using KAR1314K hits to the head."

At this time, only 4 people survived.

"666" in a row of barrage.

Lin Jinou said sincerely: "Brother, awesome."

"Take off your auspicious clothes," Gu Feizhou said, "Besides us, there are only two people left, and there is no lawn around here, so you don't need auspicious clothes, and here are all white and red houses, wearing auspicious clothes will easily expose you .”

"Okay," Lin Jinou said while spraying himself with medicine, "By the way, brother, I just found a gun butt, which is just right for your M4. I'll give you the medicine after I've finished the medicine."

Gu Feizhou let out a "hmm".

The gun butt, also known as the tactical buttstock, is one of the most important accessories of the M416, which can effectively reduce the recoil of the gun and reduce its shaking.

After Lin Jinou finished taking the medicine, he took off his auspicious clothes decisively, and while pulling out his backpack, he muttered, "Wait a minute, I'll take off my clothes first, and then I'll give you my ass."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

"???? What the fuck is this pornographic?"

"Fuck, I didn't wear headphones, my dad just looked at me in shock!"

"Hahahahahaha, God damn it, take off your clothes first and then give your ass."

"I'm really afraid that the live broadcast room of God Z and Little Bird will disappear."

"Hahahaha, I smiled like an aunt across the screen."

"Reported and reported!!!!"

Gu Feizhou put on the butt of the gun with complicated emotions, and left the two-story house.

There are only 4 finalists left, and no one wants to expose themselves first.

"The other two are lone wolves," Gu Feizhou said, "Is there still a grenade?"

"Yes, there are 6 more," Lin Jinou asked after having eaten several handfuls of chicken with Gu Feizhou, "Man-made bombing areas?"

"Well," Gu Feizhou said, "be careful."

Lin Jinou couldn't help laughing: "Brother, should I say this? You don't count, how many times have you been thundered?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

Who was the reason why he made himself angry every time before?

After Lin Jinou teased his brother, he was in a very good mood and threw grenades everywhere.Throwing grenades in the finals to artificially create bombing areas is already a routine operation for some players, which can cause uneasiness in opponents, especially for those who are not stable enough, they will definitely not be able to survive when they hear the sound of bombing , or make the opponent think that they are very smart to attack, but in fact it is the oriole behind.

Sure enough, after throwing three grenades in a row, Gu Feizhou saw a player appear in the white smoke, and he and Lin Jinou shot almost at the same time.

"LittleBird eliminated June_Liu using KAR98K."

Lin Jinou glanced at the kill information, and smiled: "Brother, I've accepted."

Being able to win the head under his brother's hands is enough for him to enjoy himself for several days.

Gu Feizhou smiled and boasted, "Well, it's amazing."

"There's only one person left," Lin Jinou asked God Z with a smile, "Brother, tell me, it's impossible for our character to explode. If I throw a grenade at random, the other party will be blown up by me." .died?"

Gu Feizhou just smiled and didn't speak.

But the barrage was amused: "Brother Xiaoniao, I'm afraid you've lost your composure."

Lin Jinou said to a small white house: "Blindly guess that big brother is hanging out here." Then he threw a grenade over there.

Next second:

"LittleBird knocked out SSsshe with a frag grenade."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

Lin Jinou: "..."

Not to mention Gu Feizhou, even Lin Jinou himself was shocked. Although he was European, it was the first time he had achieved such an achievement of taking someone's head by throwing a grenade casually.

Barrage is crazy:

"Damn it!!!!"

"If I didn't know that Little Bird has been so European, I would have reported him!"

"Take a wild breath of European energy!"

"Is this fucking cutie who was kissed by God? Why are you so European!"

"Leaving the tears of African chiefs."

Lin Jinou and his brother had another two rounds of queuing, and then they got off the game. It was already 12:30, and he had already finished washing, so he lay down on the bed directly after turning off the phone.Every time after playing games with his brother, his cerebral cortex had to be excited for a while before it died down. He simply couldn't fall asleep at the moment, so he simply got up and leaned against the bedside to play with his mobile phone.

And over there, Gu Feizhou, who had just turned off the phone, was about to go to the bathroom to wash up, when he saw his grandfather just coming out of the toilet, and he rushed to help him.Mr. Gu looked at his grandson with dissatisfaction: "Why are you still awake so late?"

After a pause, before Gu Feizhou could answer, Gu Jianguo had already asked himself: "Are you playing games again?"

"..." Gu Feizhou didn't have the habit of lying, and said sincerely, "You predict things like a god."

Mr. Gu was even more dissatisfied, he glanced sideways at Gu Feizhou, and said like every elder who is worried and doesn't understand the game: "What's so fun about the game? Is there some goblin in it that hooked your soul?"

"..." Gu Feizhou sighed helplessly, and said patiently, "Grandpa, I just want to relax."

Mr. Gu became even more dissatisfied: "Relax? Relax, you won't go to sleep, you still play games, and you play so late? With this little time, you might as well care more about the results of that kid from the Lin family. Didn't you promise to give him tutoring? ?We have to keep our promises. Since we promised others, we must do a good job in this matter, understand? When you were young, the grandfather of the Lin family took care of you a lot, and when your parents were in a car accident, your aunt Xia also helped A lot of us..."

Speaking of the car accident of his son and his wife, Mr. Gu felt sour in his heart. He sighed and said, "Forget it, don't always mention the past, but not mentioning it doesn't mean you have to forget it. We must know how to be grateful." Illustrated, you know?"

Gu Feizhou nodded: "Understood, Grandpa, let me help you to rest."

After coming out of Gu Jianguo's room, Gu Feizhou remembered the earnest words of the old man just now, and decided to urge Lin Jinou again. He returned to his bedroom and sent a WeChat message to the boy from the Lin family.

Zhou: "Have you finished the homework?"

Lin Jinou was happily swiping his phone when he received this WeChat message: "..."

He felt that this person surnamed Gu was really out of character with him. He hadn't completely withdrawn from the excitement of queuing with his brother before Big Devil Gu poured cold water on him. .

After-school questions?

Sorry, didn't do it.

Lin Jinou planned to divert this topic.

Your Ouhuang father: "Why haven't you slept yet? It's almost here, old cadre, aren't you keeping healthy?"

Gu Feizhou didn't expect that Lin Jinou would really reply, he thought the other party was already asleep.

Zhou: "I'll go to bed right away, and you should go to bed earlier."

After receiving this news, Lin Jinou was suddenly relieved. At least Gu Feizhou didn't catch him talking about the after-school questions persistently. However, before he was completely relieved, the other party sent another message.

Zhou: "Remember to recite Chinese and words tomorrow."

"..." Lin Jinou thought tiredly, he really was too naive, Gu Feizhou, a big devil, how could he be able to study without three sentences, the phone kept vibrating in his hand, it was the call of the devil.

Zhou: "Tomorrow, I will memorize "Qinyuanchun Changsha", "On Passing the Qin Dynasty" and "The Difficult Road to Shu"."

Zhou: "Just memorize the words according to the out-of-order version I gave you."

Zhou: "Two hundred, not one less, excluding phrases, phrases are counted separately."

Your Ouhuang father: "...you are really a devil."

Gu Feizhou couldn't help laughing.

Zhou: "The devil believes that you can recite it."

Your gull father: "I don't believe in myself [/smile]."

But the devil ignored him.

Zhou: "Come on, see you tomorrow, the devil is going to rest."

Lin Jinou looked at the phone, wanting to crush the devil's head along the electromagnetic waves!

He rubbed his chest that was aching from the big devil Gu's anger, and glanced at his phone. It's coming soon. According to the plan made by the big devil, he will get up at 05:30 tomorrow, that is to say, he Only four and a half hours to rest.

I didn't get enough sleep, so I recited a few.

So, he took out his mobile phone and decisively canceled the alarm clock at 05:30.

However, that night, he did not sleep soundly.

He had a dream all night, and when he woke up, his mind was still dazed.In the dream, he was hunted down by Gu Feizhou all night.

He was chased to nowhere, so he had no choice but to run into the deep mountains and old forests, but Gu Feizhou's voice still sounded behind him:

"Endorse, recite, recite, must recite!"

"There must be no less English words."

"In ancient poetry, not a single word can be wrong."

Just these three sentences rang in his dreams over and over again all night.

Gu Feizhou didn't have the habit of entering other people's rooms without the owner's consent, but when he arrived here at nine o'clock, Lin Ranxia told him that Lin Jinou hadn't gotten up at all, his door was open, and he was hesitating whether to go in directly When he woke him up, he heard Lin Jinou calling his name.

Gu Feizhou walked in, and saw Lin Jinou's eyes were tightly closed, his eyebrows were twisted into small lumps, and he looked very disturbed.

"Gu Feizhou," Lin Jinou called out again.

"..." Gu Feizhou froze for a moment, only to realize that this guy was dreaming.Just as Master Feizhou was about to wake him up, Lin Jinou was talking in his sleep again:

"Gu Feizhou, go away!"

"You pervert."

"If you come again, I will call the police!"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

He looked at Lin Jinou without a word, not knowing how he was abnormal in the other person's dream, so he simply moved a chair and sat by the bed, just staring at Lin Jinou.

Until the young master opened his eyes and looked at him in horror: "Fuck, when did you come in?!"

Gu Feizhou asked coldly, "What did you dream about?"

Lin Jinou now thinks about the 360-degree reverberation effect of Gu Damo in his dream, and he still feels lingering fear. He glanced at Gu Feizhou, and then turned his head: "You go out first, I don't want to see you now."

"..." However, Gu Feizhou feels that this matter is endless. Although he doesn't care much about what others think of him, but now he has risen to the level of "calling the police", so he really can't just ignore it.

He stood up, leaned towards Lin Jinou, and asked, "What did I do to you in my dream? Are you going to call me perverted and call the police?"

Lin Jinou: "..."

He turned his head and looked at Gu Feizhou again in disbelief: "I didn't expect you to be such a Gu Feizhou, to watch me sleep! Not only peeking, but also eavesdropping. What are you doing secretly, why don't you just sleep next to me, you?"

When Lin Jinou said the last sentence, a certain president surnamed Zhou happened to pass by. He looked at the two young people whose heads were very close together, and said in an apologetic but teasing tone: "Well, I'm sorry to interrupt you to say something to Gu Feizhou. I was invited to bed, but your mother asked me to tell you, get up and eat quickly, it's almost ten o'clock."

He was just ordered to come over to wake Lin Jinou up, but he didn't expect to encounter such an interesting thing.

Lin Jinou: "..."

Gu Feizhou: "..."

Lin Jinou stared at Zhou Yituo: "Who issued an application for him to sleep?!" Then he looked at Gu Feizhou and said, "I think about it every day and dream about it at night, otherwise I can say this in my dream? Who told you to sleep every day?" Forced me? I'm still a child!"

Gu Feizhou: "??"

Zhou Yituo didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement: "Hey, what are you forcing?"

Lin Jinou: "Endorsement! It's poetry and English words, who can bear it?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

Great, case solved.

Teacher Gu stood tall, pulled Lin Jinou out of the bed with his hands, and said coldly: "Go out to eat first, and don't do anything today, first read "Qinyuanchun Changsha", "Passing Qin Lun" and "Shu Dao" "Difficult" each copied 10 times, and the other two hundred words, each copied 20 times."

Lin Jinou gasped, "I'm fucking—"

"Did I warn you that every time I swear more in the future, I will recite one hundred more words every day," Gu Feizhou interrupted the other party coldly, "Now copy 300 words, each 20 times, when will you finish copying? When will the lectures begin?"

Lin Jinou gritted his teeth and swallowed all the swear words back into his stomach.

After eating, Lin Jinou was carried back to the room by Gu Feizhou like a chick, and then Teacher Gu said: "I will do what I say, and start copying."

Lin Jinou glared at Gu Feizhou, then took out a pen from the pen holder in aggrieved manner.

After Gu Feizhou stared at it for 10 minutes, seeing that Lin Jinou was being honest, he left the room.

Outside the room, Lin Ranxia was sitting on the sofa wiping something. When she got closer, she realized that they were all old photo albums, with old photos inside.

"Where's Mr. Zhou?" Gu Feizhou asked.

"Going back to the company," Lin Ranxia said, "he's busier than me these days, and I can barely spare a day or two of weekends for myself, but if he can spare half a day, it's not bad."

Gu Feizhou didn't express his opinion on this. He watched Lin Ranxia working, thinking that he had nothing to do right now, so he said, "Aunt Xia, let me help you."

Lin Ranxia smiled softly: "Okay, then I will trouble you." Then he gave Gu Feizhou a wet cloth that had been wrung dry.

Gu Feizhou took a damp cloth and carefully wiped the cover of the old photo album and the photos on each page. After wiping off the dust, he took a paper towel and carefully wiped off the watermark on it.

Lin Ranxia laughed: "I didn't expect you to be quite good at doing things."

Gu Feizhou also smiled: "It's okay."

"Little Ou doesn't know how to do things like you." Lin Ranxia thought of Lin Jinou, with a mother's love that couldn't be melted on his face, and said with a smile, "That child, he is sloppy in doing things."

Lin Jinou's face that always wanted to pretend to be arrogant but actually very innocent appeared in Gu Feizhou's mind, and he said softly: "It's not bad for him to be like this, it's not bad to be like a child all his life, really, he's very good of."

Not having to grow up is also a kind of happiness, because the price of growth, although it seems to be "sensible", is also painful.

He didn't want Lin Jinou to bear the price of growth like him.

Lin Ranxia sighed when she heard this, she knew the great changes in Gu Feizhou's family when she was a child, and she wanted to say to Gu Feizhou, "I have suffered for you these years", but she also knew that with Gu Feizhou's temperament, she definitely didn't want to see it. Feel the sympathy of others for him - although she is more distressed.

So, she changed the topic and said with a smile: "So, when Xiaoou grows up, it's suitable to find someone who can take care of him and love him. Otherwise, how can he survive?"

Gu Feizhou just smiled and didn't express his opinion on this.

The two of them were chatting while doing things, and the topics were always changing, but they remained the same, and they couldn't escape the three words "Lin Jinou".

Regarding Lin Jinou's punishment for copying, Lin Ranxia heard about it at the dinner table just now, so when chatting with Gu Feizhou, she couldn't help but come up with this topic, she hesitated and said: " Xiaozhou, Xiaoou, he..."

The other party hesitated to speak, but Gu Feizhou said bluntly: "Aunt Xia, if you have any questions, feel free to ask, there is no need to be shy about anything."

Lin Ranxia smiled, her voice still very gentle: "I was thinking that punishment for copying is actually inefficient, right? If there is time to copy, I would have already recited it."

"Yes," Gu Feizhou nodded frankly, and praised Lin Jinou very generously, "Lin Jinou is actually very smart and has a good memory. He really has so much time, let alone three poems, just He also memorized all eight chapters."

"Then why..." Lin Ranxia asked suspiciously.

"Because I want him to remember today's lesson," Gu Feizhou said calmly, "I know that his attitude towards learning has not been completely correct—"

When he said this, looking at Lin Ranxia, ​​he suddenly remembered Lin Jinou's attribute of not wanting to lose face in front of his mother, and said again: "Of course, Lin Jinou has improved, and the improvement is not small."

Seeing Lin Ranxia's gratified smile, he continued: "It's just that I want him to pay more attention to it, including the study plan I made for him. He is still in a state of not listening to me very much. I must I have to be ruthless and let him know that I will not soften my heart, otherwise it will be even more difficult to discipline in the future."

When Gu Feizhou said the last sentence, "It will be even more difficult to discipline in the future", Lin Jinou happened to come out to go to the toilet. After hearing what Gu Feizhou said, he endured the urge to urinate in his body and asked Gu Feizhou: "You are not my husband, what am I doing?" Want you to take care of me?"

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