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Xu Jinwen saw that Xiao Shunzi was just staring at him in a daze, his eyes looked weird no matter what, he couldn't help but lower his head and look at himself: "Xiao Shunzi, what are you doing?"

Xiao Shunzi quickly came back to his senses, and coughed lowly. If His Highness's important event was delayed, it would be a disaster: "Ban Xu, since you are curious, then Xiao Shunzi, I... tell me everything I have learned all my life. Xu accompany you to read."

Xu Jinwen's eyes lit up: "What have you learned all your life?" So good?But... "Little Shunzi, didn't you say you didn't have broken sleeves? Why do you still learn this?"

Xiao Shunzi: "..." Xu Bandu, you don't need to be so smart at this time.

Xiao Shunzi hurriedly fooled the past: "There is no need to think too much about Xu Bandu. You just need to know that what I told you is absolutely effective. To make a long story short, does Xu Bandu know that if you want to ask a man's attention, the first step What is it?"

Xu Jinwen shook his head blankly: "I don't know..." If he knew, he wouldn't be so worried.

If His Highness is a woman, he can still give some small gifts, but isn't Your Highness?

Besides, His Highness can buy the gifts he gave, so there is no need for him to give them.

Xiao Shunzi leaned over mysteriously: "It's actually very simple, that is..."

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An hour later, Zhou Xiuyao returned to Yuxin Palace after discussing the list of officials who went out of the palace for private visits from the Imperial Study Room with Emperor Zhou and the civil and military officials. up.

Zhou Xiuyao raised his hand, and the dark guard appeared immediately.

Kneeling on one knee: "Your Highness."

Zhou Xiuyao: "Where is Xu Ban reading?"

The hidden guard: "Reporting to Your Highness, Xu Bandu chatted with Xiao Shunzi for a while before going to the Imperial Dining Room an hour ago, and he hasn't returned yet."

Zhou Xiuyao was surprised: what did the little thing go to the imperial study for?Are you hungry?

Zhou Xiuyao waved his hand, went back to the bedroom first, changed the prince's clothes, put on a black robe, and came out of the back hall after taking a bath, smelling the smell of fresh soup.

Zhou Xiuyao raised his eyebrows, and went out, and sure enough, he saw Xu Jinwen standing in front of the low table, laughing at him, and behind him was a soup cup, his happy appearance made Zhou Xiuyao's heart soften, and he walked away In the past, I pretended not to know: "Why is Xu Bandu so happy?"

Xu Jinwen rubbed his hands together: "This subordinate is very happy to see His Highness."

The first step: be sweet.

Sweet, sweet, preferably sweet to the heart.

Zhou Xiuyao took a meaningful look at the little thing, it seems that teaching it is still very useful.

Zhou Xiuyao: "I am also very happy to see Xu Bandu."

Xu Jinwen's eyes lit up. It seems that Xiao Shunzi's words are good. Sure enough, the master likes nice words the most. Coupled with his Xu's brand of loving ginseng soup, it will definitely please His Highness. If His Highness is happy... just I'm very satisfied that he doesn't need to take the initiative anymore, then... more beautiful.

Zhou Xiuyao took a seat beside the short table, and said intentionally, "Is this the lunch Xu Bandu brought?"

Xu Jinwen took a seat opposite and shook his head: "Of course not, this is an appetizer soup before lunch." Of course, he made it himself.

Xu Jinwen is now full of self-confidence. He never expected that his first stew would be so successful!

He was about to be moved to tears by himself.

Zhou Xiuyao lowered his eyes and looked at the soup cup in front of him. He didn't think much about it at first, but when he thought of the happy look of the little thing earlier, a thought came to him. Her thin lips pursed, hiding the warmth in her eyes.

Little thing...but remember to make soup for him?

It was beyond his expectation.

Zhou Xiuyao remained calm on the face, but there was a turmoil in his heart. Since he was a child, no one has taken the initiative to make a meal of ginseng soup for him with such painstaking efforts.

Even though he knew that the little thing was only thought up by himself after some "threats" earlier.

Or be mentioned by Xiao Shunzi.

But seeing these, if Zhou Xiuyao knew that the timing would not be better...

Zhou Xiuyao suppressed the emotions in his heart, and his voice was a little hoarse when he spoke: "Appetizing soup? Then I have to taste it."

Xu Jinwen didn't expect His Highness to save face so much, so he opened it immediately, and a fresh scent wafted into his nostrils, in fact, it seemed that the imperial chef had done the handling of these chickens and other chores first, and they didn't dare to let Xu Jinwen mess around, even if Xu Jinwen He didn't dare to say that he drank it himself.

That is, the final seasonings were put by Xu Jinwen himself.

He was also watching the fire.

Xu Jinwen was satisfied with the book: "Your Highness, you must taste it, it's delicious." Xu Jinwen's shameless old king sold melons and boasted.

Zhou Xiuyao hummed, and before he picked up the spoon, he saw the little thing being very active and said: "Your Highness, don't move, come down and come down."

If you want to increase the relationship between two people, it is very necessary to be tender and careless occasionally. The fastest way is to feed them yourself.

Xu Jinwen felt that he had grasped a lot of "good ideas" from Xiao Shunzi, so he naturally planned to try it actively.

Zhou Xiuyao: "..." The little thing is suddenly so enthusiastic, it's hard for Gu Zhuo to resist.

Zhou Xiuyao didn't say anything, tapped the table a few times with his fingertips, and replied: "Then Xu Ban reads and hey."

Xu Jinwen breathed a sigh of relief, just now he was really worried that His Highness would not allow him to feed.

So, Xu Jinwen shook his little claws excitedly and picked up the spoon, took a spoonful, took a deep breath, and fed it expectantly.

Zhou Xiuyao looked at the trembling hand in front of him, a smile flashed in his eyes, but he still drank it.

Just waiting for the soup to enter his mouth, Zhou Xiuyao was stunned for a moment, and then drank it calmly.

Xu Jinwen took a sneak peek, saw Zhou Xiuyao finished his drink with downcast eyes, and asked expectantly: "Your Highness, how is it? Today's appetizer soup...is it okay?"

Zhou Xiuyao hummed: "That's right, Xu Bandu, let's go on, it's better than Gu's usual drink."

Xu Jinwen was so excited that he almost yelled: This is stewed by his subordinates!The subordinates stewed it!

However, in order to keep the last mystery, Xu Jinwen restrained his excitement, and fed it spoonful after spoonful, and Zhou Xiuyao finished it in a very face-saving manner, and finally praised him many times, so beautiful that when Xu Jinwen came out of the bedroom , the steps are floating.

It's just that Xu Jinwen just went out with an empty soup cup, when he saw Xiao Shunzi rushing in with a disheveled expression, looking frightened as he walked hurriedly.

Seeing Xu Jinwen coming out, he wanted to say something, met Xu Jinwen's happy face, and said cautiously: "Read with Xu, the effect...how is it?"

Xu Jinwen gave a thumbs up: Hehe, not bad.

Xiao Shunzi looked desperate: "Then, that's good... I still have something important to report to His Highness, read it with Xu Ban..."

Xu Jinwen waved his hand and walked away.

Just walking a few steps, I always felt that something seemed wrong, no, why wasn't Xiao Shunzi curious when he saw him coming out of His Highness's bedroom carrying a lunch box?Didn't he tell Xiao Shunzi that he cooked it for His Highness?

But think about it, maybe Xiao Shunzi just asked himself how it tasted?

He told Xiao Shunzi to drink it first after he learned it.

Thinking of this, Xu Jinwen felt relieved, and went to prepare lunch in a good mood.

Xiao Shunzi leaned against the door, and asked tremblingly at the entrance of the hall: "Honor, Your Highness, slave...can you come in?"

Hearing the voices in the hall, Xiao Shunzi leaned against the wall and carefully walked in. After entering, he immediately knelt down: "Your Highness... the slave is guilty."

Zhou Xiuyao was still sitting next to the short bench, holding a letter in his hand, but he didn't read it. Hearing Xiao Shunzi's words, he raised his eyebrows calmly: "Oh? What's wrong with you?"

Xiao Shunzi was about to cry: "The slave is guilty, the slave doesn't know... I don't know that Xu Bandu can't tell the difference between salt and sugar, that ginseng soup...is sweet." Sweet chicken soup...he can no longer imagine the taste .

simply too...

Looking at the way Xu Bandu was shaking the meal box just now, it seems that His Highness even drank it all...

He touched his neck, wouldn't today be his death day next year?

Zhou Xiuyao said: "Oh? Is it sweet? Why does Gu think it's salty?"

Xiao Shunzi was taken aback, but it was obviously sweet... He didn't notice it at first, but when Xu Bandu brought it over and he was handling the last soup, he realized that something was wrong.

I don't know what I thought of, and I raised my head boldly, and met Zhou Xiuyao's rather deep phoenix eyes, with a meaningful warning.

Xiao Shunzi understood in an instant, and immediately changed his words: "Yes, yes, yes, the servant made a mistake. It is obviously salty...yes, it is salty."

Zhou Xiuyao said with satisfaction: "Remember, it's salty. Also, in the future, Xu Ban reads and cooks...you can only drink it alone, understand?"

Xiao Shunzi nodded immediately to assure her that when she walked out of the dormitory, she still felt her footsteps fluttering, but this made Xiao Shunzi make a decision: he must follow Xu Bandu's footsteps closely, this is definitely the future princess.

Xiao Shunzi could almost foresee the moment when he would be promoted and his salary would reach the pinnacle of his career as a eunuch...

Xu Jinwen was praised several times by Zhou Xiuyao in one day, and he was so pleased with himself, that it was the first time that he did not fall asleep in the middle of the night.

After thinking about it, I felt that I was too cowardly last night.

No, he must find a way to change his image in His Highness' heart.

At least... Next time, be more domineering and let His Highness know that his acting skills are still great, and he can't act like a little coward who has never seen the world.

But it’s one thing to think about it, but to actually practice it...it’s too difficult.

Xu Jin Wengu blinked in the dark without tears, thinking that if His Highness were to accompany him to practice, in case he fainted again.

Xu Jinwen could no longer imagine that scene.

So, Xu Jinwen took a deep breath, turned his head quietly, hid in the brocade quilt, only showing a pair of big eyes secretly looking at Zhou Xiuyao in the dark.

It's a pity that it was too dark, and his eyes were not as good as those of martial arts practitioners, so naturally he didn't see anything.

But he also has special discerning skills.

Xu Jinwen moved closer to Zhou Xiuyao, their brocade quilts were almost stuck together, Xu Jinwen listened to Zhou Xiuyao's breathing with his ears sideways.

Counting silently in my heart, counting the breathing was particularly long and steady, Xu Jinwen gestured: Your Highness must be asleep!

Xu Jinwen took a deep breath and decided to "do the murder" while it was dark.

They are all His Highness, the sleeping Highness is easier to deal with than the awake Highness, right?

Holding good thoughts, Xu Jinwen propped up half of his body very lightly, and tried his best to get closer, but as he got closer, his heart beat violently.

Xu Jinwen had a sense of fear of being a thief, but also a secret sense of excitement.

He really has never kissed a man, bah, he has never kissed anyone.

So... Curiosity together, let Xu Jinwen gear up, His Highness is right, acting is not true, first use His Highness to practice his hands, not only helped His Highness, but when he meets someone he likes, he will act unambiguously and not cowardly!

The more Xu Jinwen thought about it, the more he felt that he was really...so smart.

Xu Jinwen didn't panic anymore, he tried his best to open his eyes wide and leaned over, just looking left and right, the bed curtain covered the light outside, it was not a full moon tonight, it was kind of dark, Xu Jinwen could only roughly see Zhou Xiuyao's direction, but Can't tell where the thin lips are.

Xu Jinwen didn't dare to reach out to touch it.

Lying there, tilting his head left and right, he didn't know what to say.

Xu Jinwen couldn't help being anxious, if the delay continued, it would be embarrassing if His Highness woke up suddenly.

Xu Jinwen gritted his teeth, became cruel, closed his eyes, and decided to kiss wherever he could.

So, Xu Jinwen leaned over, and when he really got closer and closer, he couldn't help but hold his breath first, always feeling that his heart was beating too fast and was about to jump out.

It's just that he could really kiss her, and when his lips touched the cool skin, Xu Jinwen's heart was settled instead.

This... this is not difficult.

Hahahaha, if it wasn't for the wrong timing, Xu Jinwen would really like to have his hands on his hips, and feel embarrassed.

Xu Jinwen kissed in the dark for a while, and always felt that something was wrong. At this moment, a deep voice rang out close at hand: "Xu Bandu, what do you think about Gu's chin? bite a few seals on your chin to show your sovereignty? Huh?"

Xu Jinwen was still working hard, when he heard this sound suddenly, his body froze, and in the next moment, he quickly backed away, covered with brocade quilt, and retracted the tortoise shell: He didn't hear anything just now, he must be dreaming, Definitely yes!

Your Highness isn't... isn't he asleep?

Zhou Xiuyao supported his head with one hand, looked at the bulging bag in the brocade quilt, and touched his wet chin, did this little thing gnaw his chin like a bone?

Zhou Xiuyao: "Come out."

Xu Jinwen snored a little: "..." Can't hear it, Xu Bandu fell asleep, what Xu Mengyou did just now was a good thing, definitely not Xu Bandu's doing it!

Zhou Xiuyao looked at the little thing who had been cowardly since he pretended to be dead, and said slowly, "I didn't expect Xu Bandu to talk about being indifferent to Gu during the day, so it turns out...to take advantage of the dark night and wind to plan to treat Gu..."

Xu Jinwen was taken aback, this, this, this misunderstanding is huge!

What if His Highness thinks that he covets His Highness?When the time comes, His Highness misunderstands him and won't let him follow him. Isn't he... going to lose his position as the number one leg?

Xu Jinwen hurriedly sat up honestly, bowed his head to apologize, intending to explain: "Your Highness, you have heard from this subordinate that this subordinate absolutely has nothing to do with His Highness! You have unreasonable thoughts! This subordinate is just... just afraid that facing His Highness who is sober will hurt you." Cowardly, I just want to practice first, so I won’t be cowardly when the time comes, right? By the way, I can also practice, and when I meet someone who is happy, I will be able to handle it with ease, and I will have face when I say it, right? Hey, hey hey..."

Zhou Xiuyao was originally in a good mood because of Xu Jinwen's initiative, but it was just for teasing, when he heard the second half of the sentence: "..."

Xu Jinwen smirked, but the atmosphere around him suddenly became weird.

After a long while, he heard Zhou Xiuyao laughing strangely, and then his deep voice was full of meaning, which inexplicably made Xu Jinwen tremble: "Practice with solitary?" Very good.

Xu Jinwen: "..." QAQ Why does he feel that he has said something wrong again, please forgive me, Your Highness.