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When Xu Jinwen woke up again, he felt a little dizzy. He opened his eyes dizzily, but he didn't realize where he was at the moment. He stared at the top of his head with blank eyes, feeling a little familiar.

This, this seems to be His Highness's... sleeping hall?

Hey, why did he come here?What was he doing just now?

It seems to be walking with His Highness who is drunk, and then... Your Highness just, just...

Xu Jinwen's eyes widened, and he was stunned again, his rosy white face completely flushed.

Xu Jinwen: "!!!"

Xu Jinwen finally remembered why he was here, what the hell...he finally did it!By His Highness!I'm dizzy!

Xu Jinwen felt that in the past 16 years, plus his previous life, he had never been ashamed to be like this...

Xu Jinwengu owes no tears, how can he be so worthless?

How can you be so cowardly?

He slowly tugged at the edge of the brocade quilt, and pulled it up little by little in despair, covering his face completely: After the calf, how will this make him see people in the future?How can I see His Highness?

Like a tortoise, Xu Jinwen completely retracted himself into his shell, silently clasped his hands together in the dark, His Highness, don't be in the dormitory, don't be in the dormitory.

He didn't know how to face His Highness at all.

He has never seen himself so cowardly before.

But he didn't expect that His Highness would suddenly... suddenly start acting?

How about preparing him mentally?

At that time, when His Highness's arm supported him, he was in a daze. He forgot to breathe at that time. When His Highness kissed him, he was already out of breath, and he fainted immediately.

But can this tell His Highness?

It can only prove that I am even more worthless.

Just when Xu Jinwen was tangled in the brocade quilt like a tortoise, he was suddenly afraid of something, and heard Zhou Xiuyao's voice: "Xu Bandu, how long are you going to hide?"

Xu Jinwen: "...QAQ" can hide in the wild?

Obviously not.

But...he can pretend to be asleep.

Therefore, after Xu Jinwen considered whether it would be more embarrassing to see His Highness or pretend to be asleep, he decisively chose the latter.

As a result, Zhou Xiuyao's voice came from outside the brocade quilt again: "Why, Xu Bandu is still in a coma? Since Xu Bandu was fainted by the orphan, how about...the orphan will wake up Xu Bandu again .”

Xu Jinwen groaned in fright, and tightened his grip on the brocade quilt from inside: "Your Highness, Your Highness, don't be fooled!"

If he faints again, his face...will be completely lost inside and out.

Zhou Xiuyao was indeed frightened by Xu Jinwen at the time, thinking that something was wrong with the little thing, but after checking it, he just fainted.

How dare you avoid him now?

Zhou Xiuyao patted the brocade quilt: "If you don't come out again, are you alone?"

Xu Jinwen quickly shook his head: "Don't, don't, don't... The subordinate will come out right now."

Xu Jin Wengu owed tears, but due to His Royal Highness's lust, he still slowly pulled the brocade quilt, revealing two big round and wet eyes: "Your Highness... this subordinate is wrong, this subordinate really didn't mean it... dizzy."

Zhou Xiuyao did not speak.

Just when Xu Jinwen was trembling, Zhou Xiuyao suddenly bent down and looked at Xu Jinwen seriously. When Xu Jinwen's little heart began to beat again, he saw a stream of light overflowing from the bottom of the other's deep phoenix eyes, and a smile was on the corner of his mouth. Originally good looking, such a smile suddenly fell into his eyes, Xu Jinwen's head buzzed and he was stunned.

It's just that Zhou Xiuyao's deep smile made Xu Jinwen groan for a long time, and finally...became angry from embarrassment: "Your Highness...you, don't laugh anymore!"

Didn't he just faint for a while, and what's wrong?

If he raises the flag, His Highness should be afraid!

Your Highness, you look so good, you are not afraid of your subordinates... so what?It's too much, laugh again!

Xu Jinwen huddled under the brocade quilt, only showing his two big eyes. He must have been really ashamed and annoyed. He glared angrily, but he was cowardly. He dared not speak out. The sentence just now was already for him. It took a lot of courage to say it.

Zhou Xiuyao didn't show his expression at first, but for a moment, he was in a good mood, and quickly restrained the expression on his face, but when the other side remained expressionless, Xu Jinwen felt uneasy again.

Your Highness...you won't blame him for his poor acting skills, and plan to give up on him to find another leg, right?

"Your Highness... this subordinate really didn't do it on purpose, next time, next time I will definitely not be dizzy." Xu Jinwen slowly stretched out his hand from the brocade quilt, assuring him.

Zhou Xiuyao raised his eyebrows: "Xu Bandu is sure, if this Xu Bandu gets excited again when performing in front of everyone, I'm afraid... he won't be able to continue acting."

"Who, who said... Isn't there still some time left? This subordinate can...you can practice more with His Highness." Xu Jinwen always felt that His Highness should still smile. If he doesn't smile like this, he just stares at him so deeply, inexplicably Seeing Xu Jinwen's scalp tingle, there is always a feeling that the other party will suddenly kiss him in the next moment, it's too... too exciting.

This was exactly what Zhou Xiuyao wanted, but if he acted too urgently, it would be easy to have the opposite effect. Hearing Xu Jinwen's words, Zhou Xiuyao had an idea in his heart.

Since the little thing is so scared, it's better to hand over the initiative to him.

In this way, there may be unexpected effects.

Zhou Xiuyao took a deep look at Xu Jinwen, and raised his eyebrows solemnly: "Looking at Xu Bandu's performance tonight, I'm quite worried. Xu Bandu, are you sure... will it be okay next time?"

Xu Jinwen's eyes widened: No, it's not true that he was rejected, right?

He quickly sat up: "This subordinate promises that there will be no problem!"

Zhou Xiuyao looked Xu Jinwen up and down, and seemed to be thinking at the end. After a "struggle", he sighed: "But I don't believe it much..." Seeing Xu Jinwen's drooping head, Zhou Xiuyao held back Feeling the urge to rub the other person's head, he continued: "Of course, who is the most suitable candidate for Xu Bandu? Just give Xu Bandu another chance."

Xu Jinwen was shocked by the ups and downs of surprise: "Really?"

Zhou Xiuyao: "Of course it's true, but why...Because Xu Bandu was too intimidating before, Gu decided to use another method to cultivate the tacit understanding between you and me."

Xu Jinwen trembled. For some reason, he felt an ominous premonition: "Change, another way? What kind of way?"

Zhou Xiuyao moved closer, and slowly said word by word: "Next time, Xu Ban will read out the unexpected... relatives and orphans."

Xu Jinwen: "!!!"

Xu Jinwen was stunned, what?What did His Highness say?

He was completely dumbfounded, and it took a long time for Gu Qian to hold the brocade quilt and huddle in a corner without tears: "Honor, Your Highness...Your Highness...you can't do it, really can't."

His Highness kissed him, and he was so cowardly, let him wallow His Highness?

With his small stature?

Xu Jinwen felt more pressure.

But Zhou Xiuyao made the final decision directly, and Xu Jinwen could only "tearfully" agree to the next arduous task.

For the smooth progress of the leg business, Xu Jinwen clenched his fists, woke up the next day, racked his brains, but for a Xu Jinwen who knew nothing in his previous life and more than ten years in this life, this task...is too difficult .

He squatted on the threshold in front of the hall, staring blankly at the front with his small blank eyes, thinking about how he "surprised" and "the atmosphere was excellent" to kiss His Highness smoothly, and to make His Highness...satisfied.

Xu Jinwen: "..." He looked at the sky silently, he knew that even if he was kissed by His Highness last night with a suffocated breath, he wouldn't just faint like that.

It's... so hard.

Xu Jinwen slowly covered his face, screaming silently.

At this moment, there was a sudden movement around him. Xu Jinwen quickly opened his eyes, and his small eyes swished over. When he saw Xiao Shunzi's cute little round face, he breathed a sigh of relief and lowered his head: "Xiao Shunzi is you."

He was startled, he thought it was His Highness, but considering that His Highness was asked by the emperor to discuss the matter of going out for private visits in microservices ten days later, he should be very busy in the next few days.

but!This also means that before leaving the palace, he must successfully achieve his goal.

Xu Jinwen was so worried that he tugged at his ears, looking at the little girl who looked pitiful and miserable.

Xiao Shunzi snorted, pretending not to know: "What's wrong with Xu Bandu? His Highness is busy with going out of the palace these days, so he doesn't need Xu Bandu to accompany him to study in the study, and Xu Bandu doesn't have to force him I'm practicing calligraphy, isn't this a good thing? Why is Xiao Shunzi looking at it, and Xu Ban's reading is even more..."

Xu Jinwen slowly lay on his knees, and said softly, "Xiao Shunzi, you don't understand..."

Xiao Shunzi leaned over: "I don't understand, wouldn't Xiao Shunzi understand after Xu Ban read it?"

Xu Jinwen turned his head to look at Xiao Shunzi, and Xiao Shunzi hugged his chest: "Ban Xu, don't look at me like this, I'm afraid."

Xu Jinwen was speechless: "What else can I do to you?"

Xiao Shunzi giggled: "Isn't this just to make fun of Xu Bandu being in a bad mood? Instead of being so entangled, Xu Bandu might as well tell me that although Xiao Shunzi is not smart enough,...two heads are better than one Think smart, right?"

Xu Jinwen thought about it seriously, and thought it would be okay...

But how do you say that?

He said directly: Xiao Shunzi, do you know how to kiss His Highness?

It is estimated that Xiao Shunzi would faint from fright.

But...it's okay to be more tactful.

So... Xu Jinwen gave a low cough, and suddenly leaned over, put his arm around Xiao Shunzi's shoulder, leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Xiao Shunzi, what do you mean..."

It's just that before Xu Jinwen finished speaking, there was nothing under his arm.

Xu Jinwen: "..."

Xiao Shunzi squatted under the threshold: "...Xu Bandu, talk as you say, you, don't mess around." Xu Bandu, you are His Highness's man, how could you just hug Xiao Shunzi casually? Eh, this is fatal.

Xu Jinwen: "Come here, you big-headed ghost, my young master... But I only like..." Xu Jinwen didn't think about what he likes at all, and finally threatened: "Come here, didn't you say you wanted to help my young master?"

Xiao Shunzi leaned against the wall and rubbed back: "Then Xu Bandu will say yes first, talk as soon as you speak, no arms and shoulders are allowed..."

With His Highness's jealousy, his nine lives are not enough to kill.

Xu Jinwen: "...Xiao Shunzi, if you think too much, it's a disease. If you don't cure it, you'll eat it."

Dude, what happened to the shoulders before?

He used to be informal with those children!

Xu Jinwen squinted his eyes: "Xiao Shunzi, don't you... have broken sleeves?"

Xiao Shunzi trembled: "...No, no, Xu Bandu, you are overthinking." He didn't cut off his sleeves, he was afraid that he would cut off his arms and legs.

Just seeing Xu Jinwen's suspicious eyes, Xiao Shunzi suddenly thought of something, if Xu Bandu thought he was a broken sleeve, he would naturally ask him to be his adviser, and then he would naturally take the opportunity to "solve" Xu Bandu.

Xiao Shunzi's expression changed immediately, he smiled flatteringly, and rushed over: "Xu Bandu, don't tell me... I, I am... But I have absolutely no interest in Xu Bandu!"

Xu Jinwen's eyes widened. He just guessed casually. He didn't expect Xiao Shunzi to be the real one, but then his eyes lit up: "You...really?"

Xiao Shunzi immediately nodded her head: "If you're not, you have to say yes!"For His Highness's happiness, for the glorious mission His Highness entrusted, this idea of ​​sacrifice... He, Xiao Shunzi, is fearless!

Xu Jinwen rubbed his hands and waved to Xiao Shunzi: "It's you!"

Xu Jinwen, who still didn't know that he had jumped into the trap of a wolf with a big tail and a fox with a straight face, began to "seek advice".

"Xiao Shunzi, tell me, how can you please a man?" Xu Jinwen said with a sullen face, trying to be serious.

Xiao Shunzi said, pretending that Xu Bandu didn't understand what Xiao Shunzi said: "To please a man, Xu Bandu, why would you suddenly ask this?"

Xu Jinwen said nonsense with a serious face: "Curious, why, can't it? Or...you don't want to tell me?"

Xiao Shunzi shook his head quickly: I'm afraid that Xu Banreads you not curious.

Xiao Shunzi approached, but didn't dare to stand next to him: "Xu Bandu, you want to know that Xiao Shunzi knows everything without saying anything, but, are you sure and sure you want to know?"

Xu Jinwen hummed solemnly: "Of course." In order to prevent Xiao Shunzi from thinking too much, he coughed and added: "Of course, I'm just curious, don't tell others."

Xiao Shunzi patted his chest: "Naturally... Oh, Xu Bandu, if you wanted to know earlier, there are so many treasures in Xiao Shunzi, all of which I dug up with all my strength. Every picture is absolutely..." Halfway through the speech, Xiao Shunzi froze when he thought of something.

Xu Jinwen didn't understand: "What treasure?"

Xiao Shunzi shook his head silently: "It's nothing..." Could it be said that he was snatched away by His Highness!

Xu Jinwen was suspicious: "..." Why did he think there was something in Xiao Shunzi's words?

Xiao Shunzi hurriedly changed the subject, if His Highness knew that he failed to teach Xu Ban how to read, he would wait to die to apologize.

"Xu Bandu, do you still want to know?" Sure enough, Xu Jinwen's thoughts were pulled back when he asked.

"Think!" Xu Jinwen nodded without thinking.

Relying on his own little brain alone, he has no thoughts at all, so he can only ask for foreign help.

I hope Xiao Shunzi can be a little stronger.

Little, confidant, foreign aid, Shunzi raised his head: "I didn't say that, Xu Bandu, you... definitely asked the right person! Don't worry, Xiao Shunzi is here, I guarantee you a month, not ten The sky can be reborn and become popular..."

"Reborn? All the rage?" Xu Jinwen looked at him in bewilderment, why did he think Xiao Shunzi was a bit of a tiger?Why is he so popular? He just wants to know how to satisfy His Highness.

Xiao Shunzi almost bald, quickly retracted it, and coughed softly: "Xu Bandu, what do you want to ask?"

"Exactly... how do you think you can surprise someone who is so coquettish and let the other party indulge in the young master's handsome and handsome posture? Eh... oh, I made a mistake, it's not the young master, it's someone who is curious." A non-existent person wants to know." Xu Jinwen was so excited that he almost blew himself up, so he quickly changed his words.

Xiao Shunzi: "..." Make it up, Xu Bandu, you can make it up... But Xu Bandu, what the hell is under the handsome and heroic posture?Xu Bandu, if you tell His Highness like this, Xiao Shunzi will tell you that you will be...!