It's hard to be a cat [Entertainment]

When Tang Ruoshi's voice was heard, there was also the sound of pushing the door.

Even if Song Ruoci had a hundred legs, he would not be able to keep up with being a centipede. His heart and mind were all cold, and his mentality collapsed.

He squatted on the floor of the bedroom, not daring to breathe out, and the outside was quiet, until there was a crisp "meow~" outside.

Meow life is ups and downs, when Tang Ruoshi pushed the door, Ye Cheng squeezed behind the door and nearly split his legs in fright.

Maybe immature cats are like this, they are easy to transform when they are frightened, and the moment the door is opened, they become Ye Miaomiao again.

Fortunately, my bathroom has a solid wood door. At that time, Song Ruoci wanted to change it to a door with glass... Ye Cheng thought about this, and looked at Song Ruoci with resentful light golden eyes.

Song Ruoci held his clothes in his hand, he was relieved, and couldn't help laughing at Ye Cheng's grievance.

"Your cats are more fun than each other. This one likes to squeeze through the door." Tang Ruoshi sat on the sofa after washing her hands, "Hey, where is the fattest orange cat? Why haven't you seen him?"

Song Ruoci, who was peeling an apple, paused.

That, only, the most, the fattest.

It hurts my sister.

And Ye Cheng, don't think that I don't know you're smiling because you cover your face with your paws!

"Send it to the pet shop for a bath." Song Ruoci patted the forehead of a snickering Ye Miaomiao, and handed the peeled apple to Tang Ruoshi.

People say that sour children are spicy women, but Tang Ruoshi loves sweets especially since she was pregnant, and she doesn't know how to do it.

"Is the due date coming soon?" Song Ruoci had both her own and her own worries when her elder sister was about to have a baby.

"I'll be in the hospital the whole time next month. After all, your sister and I are not young anymore." A year before the fourth year, Tang Ruoshi and Wen Sen finally entered the palace of marriage.

"Nonsense." Song Ruoci said, and brought out the strawberries that Ye Cheng bought a few days ago, saying they were very sweet.

After such a fuss just now, Ye Miaomiao, who was not very dirty at first, became really dirty in an instant. Song Ruoci now despises it very much, and only cares about talking to Tang Ruoshi and ignores Ye Miaomiao.

And Ye Cheng was also afraid of becoming a human again, Song Ruoci refused to let him go to the bedroom when he lost his hair, so he had to stay in the bathroom guarding his clothes.

Miaosheng is really disheartened.

Daughter-in-law doesn't hurt... Daughter-in-law doesn't love...

"Where's Wen Sen?" Song Ruoci is still very resistant to calling Wen Sen's brother-in-law, who is one year younger than him, "Just now you said he would come soon."

Vincent knocked on the door as soon as he finished speaking, and the first thing he did when he entered the door was to wash his hands.

And Ye Cheng's cat-changing gift package seemed to be time again, and he sat down on his clothes again.

Again?

With the sound of the doorknob being turned, Vincent could come in in the next second.

But this time Song Ruoci didn't know that Ye Miaomiao had turned into a human again, and was helping his sister pinch off the strawberry leaves outside.

When Ye Cheng and Song Ruoci bought this house, it was purely because it was near Ye Cheng's studio. In fact, the structure of the house still had quite a lot of irrationality.

For example, there is a window in the bathroom wall, which is connected to the stairs leading to the third floor of the house.

Ye Cheng was standing in the stairwell trembling at this moment.

Standing in the stairwell, watching the north wind whistling outside the window, he thought: "Why should I come out? Vincent is a man? Why are we all men so afraid?"

I'm afraid it's Shi Lezhi.

What's worse, he came out in a hurry, and he didn't bring out the clothes Song Ruoci gave him, and although the house had three floors, because the two usually only moved around on the first and second floors, there were a lot of things on the third floor. And there is no heating, and there is no stairwell.

Standing naked on a cold floor in December is no joke.

Ye Cheng listened to the voice, thinking that Vincent had finished washing his hands, and was about to open the window before returning to the bathroom to get dressed.

Well, well, the window might be against him too, it's stuck, and it won't open no matter how hard you pull it.

Koko.

Ye Cheng decided to take back what he said before, in his 30 years of life, he may never have hated himself like this...

Of course it is impossible to hate cats.

It's not an option to stay here and walk the bird all the time, Ye Cheng rubbed his arms, raised his legs and walked to the second floor, to see if he could go around to the bedroom without passing through the living room, he had to find some clothes to wear first.

The good news is that the door leading to the second floor is open. The bad news is that the moment Ye Cheng touched the doorknob, he turned back into a cat again, and the door just opened was ruthlessly locked again. on.

Ye Cheng raised his small head and looked at the tall doorknob, he jumped a few times without touching it, and he was so tired that he was out of breath.

I'm so mad.

But this is a little warmer than before, Ye Cheng thought about it and waited for Tang Ruoshi and Wen Sen to go out before going out, he didn't have a head to change, so he found a corner and put his tail around him, alive Deduce what is "weak, lonely, and helpless."

Over there, Song Ruoci greeted her sister and brother-in-law in the living room, but she didn't hear the cat meowing, so she asked Wen Sen: "Did you see a gray British short-short blue cat in the bathroom when you washed your hands just now? "

Wen Sen was peeling oranges for Tang Ruoshi, and shook his head: "I didn't see it, but there are a few clothes on the ground. Your clothes are all on the ground. If I dare to put them on the ground, Shishi will definitely hit me."

As he spoke, he began to show off his wife blah blah blah.

Song Ruoci was a little worried: "Sister, you two sit down first, I'll go find the cat, lest he run away."

The bathroom was empty, with a few black plum blossom marks printed on the white sweater on the floor, but Ye Miaomiao was nowhere to be seen.

The bottles and cans placed on the window sill were a bit messy, as if someone had stepped on them, Song Ruoci walked over and tried to open the window but failed, the window was stuck firmly.

But his action still caught Ye Cheng's attention, he hurriedly stood up and jumped onto the window sill to scratch the glass, and even meowed a few times.

"Baby, I'm about to freeze to death." Ye Cheng was also rarely wronged.

The aggrieved meow reached Song Ruoci's ears, and he was so distressed that he didn't open the window no matter how hard he tried.

"The bedroom on the second floor, you just go to the bedroom on the second floor and open the door." Seeing that Song Ruoci couldn't open the window, Ye Cheng hurriedly named him another way, but it was a pity that Song Ruoci sounded like meow meow Meow meow.

Wen Sen didn't know when he was infected with cleanliness. He washed his hands after peeling the oranges. Seeing Song Ruoci scratching the window, he was puzzled: "Can't the window be opened? Do you want to help?"

"Yes, yes!" Ye Cheng who was on the other side of the window almost shouted.

Song Ruoci thought for a while, fearing that people would know that Ye Cheng would turn into a cat, he said, "It's okay, I'm just trying to see if this window can be opened, you can go and accompany my sister, it's okay."

Ye Cheng was silent.

"Meow meow meow meow..."

why don't you let him help...

Miaosheng is simply desperate.

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Tang Ruoshi and Wen Sen stayed for a while longer, and finally showed some signs of leaving. Song Ruoci was always thinking about being locked in Yecheng in the stairwell, and she was absent-minded when answering her sister's words.

"Think about the name in advance." Tang Ruoshi lowered her head and gently touched her stomach, "It should be a boy."

"Ah?" Song Ruoci's soul returned to her body, and she hurriedly raised her head, "Okay, I'll think of a name for my future niece."

Please go away.

"It's nephew." Tang Ruoshi stood up and gave Song Ruoci a nod, "We're leaving, remember to eat the grapes I brought you as soon as possible, don't keep them in the refrigerator."

After the two left, Song Ruoci hurriedly went to the bathroom to open the window, but heard Ye Cheng's voice from over there: "Go to the second floor and open the bedroom door."

The heater in the room was turned on to make it warm, Song Ruoci quickly put the big fluffy bath towel on Ye Cheng as soon as he opened the door, holding his cold hand, it hurt so much: "Come in, come in, is it still cold?" ? Do you want to take a hot bath?" With that said, he pulled the man into the bathroom.

In the bathroom, the Yuba was fully turned on, Ye Cheng's lips were purple, and he sat in the bathtub trembling slightly, squinting at Song Ruoci and frowning to test the water temperature for him, holding Song Ruoci's hand firmly with one hand, It was too cold in the stairwell for a while, and now I don't want to let go of the temperature.

Song Ruoci sat on the edge of the bathtub, feeling guilty for driving Ye Cheng to the bathroom just now, she didn't dare to look up at Ye Cheng, and could only feel the scorching gaze stabbing at her body.

"I'm sorry." Song Ruoci shook his hand forcefully, and whispered, "I shouldn't have driven you into the bathroom just now."

How could Ye Cheng be really angry with him, nor would he blame him, he just smiled, put it into his ear and whispered: "If you're really that guilty..."

After finishing speaking, the hands that held each other pulled people into the bathtub with force.

Accompanied by an exclamation, the water in the bathtub overflowed a lot, Song Ruoci's clothes were all wet, and after choking on the water, he nestled obediently in Ye Cheng's arms.

"Don't move around." Ye Cheng's lips had already recovered a little blood, and he warned softly, "Be careful..."

Song Ruoci obeyed, nodded obsequiously, without moving at all, when the delicate kiss fell, Song Ruoci knew a lot about what was going to happen next.

It's not the first time I'm in the bathroom, so maybe I feel guilty and I'm still a little nervous.

One hand took off his clothes, and the other hand was wrapped around his waist. The cool touch made Song Ruoci's whole body tense, and his eyes closed involuntarily.

The shoulders were already exposed, exposed to the cool air, but they didn't go down any further.

Song Ruoci waited for a while but didn't find it. Feeling that something was wrong, he slowly opened his eyes and saw a Ying short floating on the water, with its four claws spread out to reveal its belly, perfectly interpreting what it means to be unloved.

Song Ruoci stared blankly for a while, and couldn't help laughing, "Hahahaha, Yecheng."

It shouldn't feel good to jam your own car.

Ye Miaomiao snorted through her nose, and the wet mustache around her mouth trembled twice.

"Don't be angry." Song Ruoci coaxed softly, wiped the water on his face, and became fat himself, planning to float on the water with Ye Miaomiao.

Then he sank by himself...

This time it was Ye Cheng's turn to laugh at him.

After all, Song Ruoci switched back to the human form with one click, and squatted outside the bathtub to wait for Ye Xiaodirty Cat to bathe. Then, imitating Ye Cheng's usual appearance, he stretched out his hand and flicked his forehead:

"Student Ye Miaomiao still needs to work hard."

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The author has something to say: Oops, I'm so angry, I feel that the side story is more difficult to write than the main text.

Do you want to look at the 100 questions...I'm thinking about it, some questions are a bit emmmmm