It's hard to be a cat [Entertainment]

Ye Cheng had a dream.

I dreamed that I became a cat, a British shorthair cat, covered in gray fur.

Not only that, he also dreamed that he went to a country full of cats, from the king to the civilians, there were all kinds of cats, and he was pursuing his sweetheart.

An orange cat named Song Pangpang.

On this day, Ye Miaomiao took her dried dried fish without additives, and went to Song Pangpang's house with a basket to propose marriage.

Song Pangpang has a brother, a sister, and an aunt. I heard that all of them are extremely vicious, and the mice in the streets are frightened when they hear his meow.

Ye Miaomiao was determined to win, and when she arrived at Song Pangpang's house, she hesitated several times and finally knocked on the door.

The one who opened the door for him was a cream-colored, slender-looking puppet cat, whose blue eyes were looking suspiciously at Ye Miaomiao in front of him.

Ye Miaomiao thought this must be the fat sister: "Are you Song Pangpang's sister? This is my family..."

Before the five words "Sun Dried Fish" were spoken, the door in front of him was closed, and Jack said coldly, "It's brother."

The second time, Ye Miaomiao decided to learn a lesson. This time, the one who opened the door was a huge cat with a bad expression and a fierce look.

"Ah, you must be Song Pangpang's sister, right?"

This time the door was slammed mercilessly again.

For the third time, Ye Miaomiao thought it was her sister's turn this time, and before they opened it, she hurriedly said, "You must be Song Pangpang's sister, right?"

It turned out that Pangpang Song was the one who opened the door.

Then Ye Cheng woke up, a little sad when he woke up, and even wanted to curse, why did he wake up just after dreaming about the key point.

Fortunately, his own Song Pangpang was by his side. He turned over and wanted to hug him for a kiss, but he saw a gray paw with a black pad.

Where's the cat's paw, but it's cute.

He leaned over to look at the paw, getting closer and closer, wondering when there was another gray cat in the house, so he pushed Song Ruoci beside him: "Come and see, baby, we have an extra gray cat in the house." .”

The exit was: "Meow meow meow meow."

He covered his mouth in fright.

Song Ruoci next to him twisted his body and wanted to push himself into Ye Cheng's arms, but found that there was a British short-haired blue cat beside him, and the nightgown under his body looked more and more like the one Ye Cheng wore last night.

"Yecheng?" Song Ruoci asked in doubt.

"It's me." Ye Cheng quickly replied.

The exit is still: "Meow Meow."

One cat and one person were stunned for a few seconds, Song Ruoci stretched out a finger to point in the middle of Ying Short's forehead in front of him, and poked it a few times.

Is becoming a cat contagious?

Song Ruoci looked at Ye Cheng who was stunned in front of him, and after thinking about it, he took a mirror and put it in front of Ye Cheng, letting him take a good look at what he looks like now.

In the mirror in the middle is a well-proportioned British shorthair cat, with light golden eyes in the sun, gray fur without any other color, and thick black meat pads.

Ye Cheng stared at the cat in the mirror with wide eyes, and twisted his body flexibly.

He swore that in his more than 20 years of life, he had never liked himself so much like this moment!

Except the legs are a bit short.

What could make a top cat lover happy?

Probably because I turned into a cat and sucked myself.

Song Ruoci looked at Ye Cheng lying on the bed rubbing his stomach like he was insane, meowing while rubbing.

I can probably tell what he is talking about with his mind, his stomach is so soft and his hand feels so good.

It's a silly thing, it doesn't look like a mature cat at first sight, Song Ruoci shook his head and let him suck himself there, got up to clean up.

A few days ago, he himself became fat, and he ran amok at home for several days. It was also the time of hair removal, and there were cat hairs everywhere in the house. You have to rub the cat's hair, saying that when you go out like this, others will know that you have a cat, and you will have face.

Now Ye Cheng has turned into a cat, taking advantage of this time, Song Ruoci has to clean up the pile of cat hair quickly, even though it is a cat that fell from his body, he also dislikes it.

Soon he discovered that Ye Cheng actually had the talent to be a cat.

When he first became chubby, he was not used to walking on four paws, he could always walk in a straight turn, he couldn't use his tail, and he thought his beard was in the way.

But looking at Ye Cheng, jumping up and down, from the dining table to the refrigerator, from the wardrobe to the bedside, and even jumping on the chandelier in the living room and shaking it, the whole cat is so flexible.

"Ye Cheng, come down." Song Ruoci was mopping the floor. Ye Cheng immediately hugged him when he saw it, and rubbed the mop head on the ground together, quite enjoying himself.

As a cat, Song Ruoci didn't know what was going on in his mind.

"Meow~" Ye Cheng didn't agree, and even meowed comfortably, finally able to appreciate the happy life of a cat master, how could he just succumb if he said he should.

Here Song Ruoci is mopping the floor with Ye Cheng, while the sweeping robot is buzzing over there, working diligently, and the little broom swinging left and right has attracted Ye Cheng's attention.

He immediately gave up the mop that was dragged by manpower, and changed his favor to the sweeping robot that works at high speed.

Completely treat this as a high-speed cat teaser, and move forward with the sweeping robot, pawing and pulling the small broom with its claws, blocking the way the robot works.

It was originally a robot sweeping the floor, and Song Ruoci just dragged the ground clean, but after Ye Cheng made such a mess, the speed slowed down.

And for some reason, Ye Cheng kicked around on the ground and shed his hair crazily at the same time, making the living room that Song Ruoci just cleaned became full of cat hairs again.

Song Ruoci looked at the gray hair sticking to his clothes with complicated emotions, then looked at Ye Cheng who was still flirting with the robot vacuum cleaner, and twisted his eyebrows.

I couldn't bear it anymore, and with the sound of clothes falling on the ground, a chubby orange cat was born out of nowhere.

The front paws slapped the ground imposingly, the ears pricked twice, the tail flicked, and it flew up.

Delay my cleaning, I will let you play again, see if I don't crush you to death.

Then it was backpressured.

After both of them became cats, the communication became much smoother.

"Baby, what are you thinking?" Ye Cheng stretched out his long arms to pull the man into his arms as usual, but now it can be said that he pulled the cat into his belly with one paw, "Negative cp or something, it doesn't exist. "

The word "reverse cp" was only learned by Ye Cheng from the Internet a few days ago, because the two came out of the closet, and a cp of "Ye Cheng x Song Ruoci" appeared on the Internet.

Unexpectedly, there are still quite a few people who love their CP, and they are all versatile, novels, mixed cuts, fan art, etc. Both of them are artists, and there are a lot of materials available.

In fact, there is also a CP of "Song Ruoci x Yecheng". The names of the two seem to have just changed positions, but the philosophy contained in it is different. Under the general trend, this is the reverse CP.

To be honest, Song Ruoci is still one of the supporters of this CP. In fact, Song Ruoci knows exactly how the two of them went up and down.

Of course, this mentally handicapped person used a trumpet known to Ye Cheng when supporting reverse cp.

"Shut up." Song Ruoci angrily kicked Ye Cheng's foot, softly, like kicking on cotton, and then he couldn't help stomping on it again.

With this step, I stepped on something incredible.

Song Ruoci thumped in his heart, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Ye Cheng's pale golden eyes revealing desire without concealment.

Song Ruoci turned around and was about to run, but his figure was a bit disadvantageous in comparison. He took two or three steps with his chubby legs before he was dragged back by biting the fur on his neck.

"Want to run?" Ye Cheng snorted softly, and lowered his head to gently lick his fur.

Of course I want to, my waist still hurts, besides this kind of weird...

"Let me tell you Ye Cheng, don't always think about such weird things." Song Ruoci, a fat orange that looks very heavy, was crushed to death by a thin British short of.

Wait, Song Ruoci was stunned for a moment, why would I want to be a cat when I was meowing so much that I could change into a human being?

The situation was reversed, Song Ruoci proudly picked up the hair on the back of Ye Miaomiao's neck after putting on his clothes, and was about to throw him into a cardboard box first, and then release him after cleaning.

No sooner had this decision been made than the doorbell rang.

Outside the door was Tang Ruoshi with a big belly, carrying something in her hand.

Song Ruoci hurriedly threw away Ye Cheng in his hand, reached out to take the things in Tang Ruoshi's hands, and said with concern: "Sister, why are you here, still carrying something? Where's Wen Sen? Why did you come alone?"

Tang Ruoshi's stomach is actually eight months old, but because she is very thin, she looks like she is four or five months old.

"It's in the back." Tang Ruoshi let Song Ruoci help her into the house, Song Ruoci didn't feel bad when she stepped on the dirty floor without changing her slippers.

The four-legged beast Ye Cheng behind him suddenly looked resentful.

Are they treated differently?

"When did you get another cat?" Tang Ruoshi supported her waist and looked at Yingduan Yecheng, who had resentful eyes, and ordered her younger brother, "Give me a hug."

In terms of seniority, Tang Ruoshi is Ye Cheng's sister-in-law, and Ye Cheng is Tang Ruoshi's younger sibling.

No matter how you look at it, it's unreasonable for a sister-in-law to hug her younger siblings.

Song Ruoci was silent for a moment, then calmly spoke, with a disgusted tone: "Stop hugging, I haven't showered yet, I was still rolling on the floor just now, it's dirty."

Ye Cheng's heart was so cold, he silently went to the bathroom while the two siblings were chatting in the living room.

He actually said he was dirty, now I will show you how to take a bath by myself.

Walking into the bathroom, he kicked the door shut. Just as he was about to jump on the sink, a fucking Ye Cheng sat on the cool floor.

Is the time to become a cat gift package so short?

The most terrible thing is that there is not even a single piece of clothing in the bathroom, they have all been taken to the washing machine on the balcony, and Song Ruoci and Tang Ruoshi are still chatting in the living room.

"Where's Ye Cheng?"

"...out."

"Sister, sit down first, I'll take the cat out." Song Ruoci was about to go to the bathroom to fish out Ye Cheng, but when he opened the door, he saw Ye Cheng who was trying to cover some places, and said awkwardly at him. Laughed a bit.

Song Ruoci understood what was going on at a glance, sighed, and whispered, "Keep quiet, I'll get you clothes."

When I was looking for clothes, I heard Tang Ruoshi say, "Ruoci, let me wash my hands."

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